How the fuck is this place still going?

[elth]

I'm impressed.

No idea what made me think of you all, but something did, and here I am, and so are you.

How's everyone doing these days?

[Spikey M]

Fuck me, they're all crawling out of the woodwork now.

Come on Harrold, give another Alias a bash, we miss you.

[Kikó]

You've missed the awards elth. Come back in 10 months to win best newcomer.

[elth]

Fuck me, they're all crawling out of the woodwork now.

Come on Harrold, give another Alias a bash, we miss you.

Don't make me break out my Brighton alias

[Yevrah]

Hey Elth, how's tricks?

We're indestructible now and will keep going until we all eventually die.

[elth]

Hey Elth, how's tricks?

We're indestructible now and will keep going until we all eventually die.

I'm failing upwards.

Y'all need to figure out some kind of language neutral "keep away" warning to put on this place so future internet archivists know that they can't risk visiting, like they do with nuclear waste.

[Spikey M]

£20 on Mahow still posting 1-0 Ronaldo's long after the rest of us have gone.

[Jimmy Floyd]

When we came over to this board (what, 7 ish years ago?) I initially had no idea it existed, having missed the Refuge thread or whatever that proclaimed its formation, so just assumed the old one died and that was it.

It was only about 10 days later Lewis or someone emailed me and told me to get my arse on board. What a life I could have had.

[elth]

You've missed the awards elth. Come back in 10 months to win best newcomer.

how the fuck did you place 7th in "most improved" after the 33 years you've been posting on this site

[niko_cee]

First Spav, now Elth, something's going on in the downunderverse to make them all come back.

Perhaps word of the Bazbot is spreading.

[Spikey M]

how the fuck did you place 7th in "most improved" after the 33 years you've been posting on this site

He has started collecting Nationalities and it's made him more interesting.

[elth]

First Spav, now Elth, something's going on in the downunderverse to make them all come back.

At least with me you can be certain it's not a bizarre and inexplicable obsession with kombucha.

[Dark Soldier]

Alreet ya cunt

[Raoul Duke]

Hi Elth. We'll always have the shitty nightbus in north London :wub:

[elth]

Hi Elth. We'll always have the shitty nightbus in north London :wub:

I have very fond memories of all of the utter nonsense I got up to with those of you who I met on my travels.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Another one crawling out of the woodwork wanting a cut of our millions.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I met you when I was about 19 or 20, at a pub in Soho. I didn't know what you looked like but you said you were wearing green shoes. I went to the pub and outside there was a bloke on his own who looked about the right age, wearing green shoes, so I went up to him and said hi, are you Elth. He looked at me in sheer terror for a second and basically ran away.

About three minutes later, you rocked up, also wearing green shoes.

[Kikó]

He has started collecting Nationalities and it's made him more interesting.

Note to self, claim Australian.

[Kikó]

I have very fond memories of all of the utter nonsense I got up to with those of you who I met on my travels.

Munich 😎

[Spikey M]

I met you when I was about 19 or 20, at a pub in Soho. I didn't know what you looked like but you said you were wearing green shoes. I went to the pub and outside there was a bloke on his own who looked about the right age, wearing green shoes, so I went up to him and said hi, are you Elth. He looked at me in sheer terror for a second and basically ran away.

About three minutes later, you rocked up, also wearing green shoes.

You wait for ages to meet a Leprechaun and then 2 come along at once.

[elth]

I met you when I was about 19 or 20, at a pub in Soho. I didn't know what you looked like but you said you were wearing green shoes. I went to the pub and outside there was a bloke on his own who looked about the right age, wearing green shoes, so I went up to him and said hi, are you Elth. He looked at me in sheer terror for a second and basically ran away.

About three minutes later, you rocked up, also wearing green shoes.

There is no way you wouldn't have mentioned that on the night

[igor_balis]

Hi! Who are you?

[Jimmy Floyd]

There is no way you wouldn't have mentioned that on the night

Either I did, or I found it too embarrassing to mention (the latter surprisingly likely for me at that age).

[Shindig]

Hi! Who are you?

He's a cryptocurrency.

[Pepe]

Bazbot attracting the masses. :cool:

[Offshore Toon]

If we can get BazBot to trade Bulgarian real estate then I guarantee Saint will come crawling back.

[Lewis]

'teh bazbot isup twenty percent wot???'

[Giggles]

Hi! Who are you?

He’s the boards resident OG zany storyteller.

[Spikey M]

Nah, that's DS.

[Offshore Toon]

'teh bazbot isup twenty percent wot???'
Saint's legacy will never die as long as I keep using "hein?" irl.

[Lewis]

That and all of his kids.

[Luca]

Elthy :cool:

We never did get the chance to meet up when I was in the prison colony.

[elth]

If there's one word I don't think anyone would ever use to actually describe me, it might just be "zany".

Next time, Luca!