May the Fourthball be with you

[Spikey M]

They’re remaking Jurassic Park?

They moved onto Jurassic World. This is the third one. They're not exactly remakes, but the story lines haven't exactly diverged from the Jurassic Park ones.

[phonics]

Clear clash of heads :D

These commentators man.

[Ben]

I’m a big fan of Frankfurt’s support but they can fuck right off here for their manager rocking up to a final in a short sleeve polo and proceeding to bitch like Mourinho. The disrespect.

Well done to Gio for wearing a suit like a proper manager.

[phonics]

Seeing Giovanni Van Bronkhorst without long greasy hair like he was wrestling in 80s WCW was a turn up for the books.

[Ben]

Connor Goldson is dodgy as fuck.

[Don]

This really should be the Conference League final.

[thommo]

Jesus, how does Goldson just let that run across the box? It's been coming.

[Lofty]

Went to back the sausages at a tasty 8/1 and they equalised before it went through :moop:

[phonics]

Alan McGregor there :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Missed the 90 minutes.

Mon a shootout please.

[phonics]

I went for a cigarette at full time and my Dad, having come back from the cinema and watched the final 9 minutes, came out and said 'Im not watching another 30 minutes of that shit, call me if there's penalties.'

[Baz]

What did he watch at the cinema?

[phonics]

The Outfit, said it was surpisingly good.

[Waffdon]

Calvin Bassey could get a right decent move. Properly good

[Don]

Yeah but he ain't doing anything with the ball so I suspect mid-table prem is his ceiling.

[Shindig]

Maybe more will follow Gerrard across to Villa. Although I suspect Villa's scouting's going to other places.

[-james-]

This game has gone on for about six hours.

[Don]

Win or lose, Seville will look like Mariupol tomorrow, right? I'm just here for the twitter footage. I've just seen a tame chair throwing vid, did nothing tasty happen before the game?

[Waffdon]

This referee has been a travesty. Rangers free kick for the defender missing the ball and kicking the Frankfurt geezer

[Yevrah]

This game has gone on for about six hours.

Indeed. How the fuck did these two make the final?

[phonics]

They scored more goals than their opposition.

[Manc]

Trapp and McGregor with pretty much identical penalty records. Kamada & Kostic are 50/50 from the spot.

[Don]

I thought that Forest fan's headbutt was out of order but having just seen the McBurnie vid, I reckon fairplay, free-for-all :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Roofe should have been on earlier.

They'd have won the game if he had 15+ minutes.

[phonics]

If either team score now I'll never forgive them. You can't make me watch 120 minutes of this dross and deny me penalties. Spain 06 all over again.

[Waffdon]

They’re going to win on penalties. :sick:

[Lewis]

There are too many penalty shoot-outs now, and 'keepers are stuffed having to stick to their line. Bring back Golden Goal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Some quality pens so far.

[Lewis]

'Allan McGregor gives him the eyes'. What half of them?

[Lewis]

Arsenal.

[Don]

What a fucking bum :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Aaron Ramsey looking less sexy now.

[Ben]

Ramsey :facepalm:

[Adramelch]

Eintracht's set was ridiculously good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a pen to end it.

[Waffdon]

Jesus. Thank fuck for that.

All them penalties were ridiculously good minus Ramsey

[Shindig]

Football is the real winner. :moop:

[thommo]

Those Frankfurt penalties were incredible.

[Ian]

Those Frankfurt penalties were incredible.

Yeah there were some belters in there.

[Waffdon]

Bold from Frankfurt to put up 3 lefties. They give me the fear on penalties usually.

Absolutely thundercunted every single one of them in

[Waffdon]

1 down, 1 to go.

Hala Madrid

[Lewis]

lol at his voice.

[Ian]

lol at his voice.

Yeah just came to comment on his accent. Fucking hell.

[Lewis]

It's an Absolute Lottery.

[Yevrah]

It's an Absolute Lottery.

I kept hearing that and it threw me back to yesteryear when it was much more common place and then I wondered why. And I think it must have stemmed from some idiot pundit saying it while actually meaning anyone can beat anyone in a shootout, which is true.

[Manc]

Glasner. :cool:

[Lewis]

I kept hearing that and it threw me back to yesteryear when it was much more common place and then I wondered why. And I think it must have stemmed from some idiot pundit saying it while actually meaning anyone can beat anyone in a shootout, which is true.

I think they genuinely meant that kicking the penalty into the goal is like flipping a coin.

[Boydy]

Wasn't it just an excuse for England constantly losing them?

[Baz]

Potentially the last ever premier league game at Goodison tonight :happycry:

[niko_cee]

No chance Everton are going down.

[phonics]

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They're not sending their best.

[Spikey M]

If you hit the bit where the post and crossbar connects it counts double.

[Yevrah]

I do enjoy the never-ending crusade to find a replacement for penalties, which (if one team isn't good enough to win in 120 or 210 minutes) are a perfectly acceptable way of deciding a game.

[Spikey M]

I've never understood why "penalties aren't fair". Of course they are. They aren't nice. They're fucking unbearable in fact. But they are fair.

[Gray Fox]

If anything they should just do away with extra time and go straight to penalties.

[Offshore Toon]

Decide it by most shots on target. Teams might not be happy to play out 0-0s then.

[Yevrah]

Decide it by most shots on target. Teams might not be happy to play out 0-0s then.

Or they'd be happy to continually fire in soft as shit but very accurate efforts at the keeper from 40 yards.

Penalties are the best way anyone has ever come up with and the best way by a country mile.

[Offshore Toon]

No team in the possession age is going to play that way. Allardyce would have 20 years ago, and probably actually gone on to manage Inter and Real after unrivalled success, but we're safe now.

[niko_cee]

Did they ever trial the hockey style run from the halfway line and score method or did I imagine that?

Not that that would be any better.

[phonics]

MLS or its precursor did

[phonics]

Decide it by most shots on target. Teams might not be happy to play out 0-0s then.

Congratulations on somehow having an even worse idea that Michael Crick.

[Manc]

Extra-Time needs binning and quick.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Penalties work well, because they are still football, but with all the bullshit taken out. The question: can you kick the ball into the goal?

People don't like them because they erroneously think all the bullshit is football as much as that is.

The only thing I might change is to score them out of 11 rather than five (including rewarding teams who haven't had a man sent off by giving them the extra kick).

[Yevrah]

I was thinking earlier that maybe you go with 11, but then I do like the sharp nature of a 5 man job.

[Ian]

Isn't "but look at how many times we've hit the crossbar" just how RAWK cranks used to claim middling Liverpool teams were actually, if you look at the stats very selectively and turn off certain parts of your brain, actually the best team in the league?

United fans could start doing it but for flouncy dives not given by VAR.

[niko_cee]

Whatever happened to the ABBA penalty format?

[Jimmy Floyd]

As soon as you start rewarding anything other than goals (and possibly fair play) then the whole sport loses what makes it great.

[Danny]

Did they ever trial the hockey style run from the halfway line and score method or did I imagine that?

Not that that would be any better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhAg9BIPO8

[Pen]

Should bring back the coin toss. Best out of five for added drama.

[niko_cee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhAg9BIPO8

The keeper was just allowed to charge out and use their hands wherever?

And was there a point you had to shoot by - is that why the 'keepers are appealing every time they get rounded?

Most of those takers looks like they have never played football before in their life. Shocking stuff.

[phonics]

I think you were only allowed a certain amount of touches.

[Pen]

I think there was a pretty low time limit to get the ball over the line. Could be why they’re complaining.

Edit. Could also be what Phonics said. I do have some memory of seeing a clip with a clock running down.

[Danny]

I think they are still just about in the box. All those other lines are do fuck with the perspective.

From google "Instead of the traditional penalty kick shootout where players take shots from 12 yards out, MLS opted for a true shootout. Players started 35 yards from goal and had five seconds to take a shot against a goalkeeper who was free to move up off his line. "

Guess they are appealing for the time and just hoping? Same way keepers today just throw a hand up for anything.

[Offshore Toon]

Congratulations on somehow having an even worse idea that Michael Crick.
You might just be the most autistic poster. You haven't understood a single post properly for months.

[Shindig]

That MLS video has me wondering about football with a shot clock.

[Spoonsky]

I think Everton might go down.

[Spoonsky]

Definiitely going down after that. Might be the worst goal I've ever seen, by a player who should have been off the pitch a minute earlier.

[Spikey M]

Leeds may beat Brentford but I can't see Burnley beating Newcastle. Everton will just about survive I reckon, but it won't be of their own doing.

[niko_cee]

I can definitely see Burnley getting something against Newcastle. Not so much Leeds, but who knows.

They need shot of Lampard whatever.

[Giggles]

I thought Everton were as good as down weeks ago. Wasn’t expecting them to probably stay up at this stage by not even winning. Just the usual media wankery?

[niko_cee]

They'll stay up on the back of United and Chelsea chucking their games against them.

[Lewis]

Everton beating United (obviously not a good team, but they loved it) and Chelsea and then still going down would be quality.

[Magic]

Fuck sake.

[Waffdon]

I’d fancy Everton to get something against arsenal but I think they’ve won there once in about 30 years.

Super Frank deliberately leaving it to then so they fuck arsenal over

[Spikey M]

Burnley taking the lead here changes things. If they win then it's pretty much a straight shootout between Everton and Leeds.

They should decide it on who has hit the crossbar most this season.

[niko_cee]

Just seen Barnes' elbow on Mings.

:harold:

How has he got away with that? Shit, he scored for them as well?

[Waffdon]

Hopefully Villa get a grip here. Would be nice to only have one small time club next year assuming Forrest get up

[Alex]

Fuck sake.

:(

Obviously the ideal scenario is the Everton result holds, Arsenal beat (or draw with) them on the last day, we beat Brentford and survive, with the added bonus of compounding Fat Frank's misery.

The only flaw in this plan is that it actually requires us to win a game of football.

[Ben]

Everton fans seething about Palace not getting a red card are really going to go off the deep end when they see the Barnes elbow.

[randomlegend]

Just seen Barnes' elbow on Mings.

:harold:

How has he got away with that? Shit, he scored for them as well?

Given it was Mings I can only assume he thoroughly deserved it.

[Manc]

Was it not Barnes who conceded that absurd penalty at Spurs? Swings and roundabouts.

[Ben]

Everton fans everywhere here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ffs Palace you dickheads.

[Waffdon]

Lampard :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

What if Super Frank leads them to the top four next season? What then?

[Ben]

Sky have dropped a right clanger opting for the Villa game instead of this.

[Raoul Duke]

What if Super Frank leads them to the top four next season? What then?

He should get the Chelsea job when Tommy Tickle gets croaked

[Shindig]

Burnley can get a point from us on Sunday.

[Waffdon]

The noise and the eruption in that stand was absolutely mental

[Lewis]

We are never, ever getting shot of Everton. Fuck off.

[phonics]

Something I learnt is that there’s a law that you have to show a certain amount of each team every season. They probably fucked themselves early doors.

[Spoonsky]

When's the last time Everton have celebrated like this? More stagnant mid-table clubs should flirt with relegation.

[niko_cee]

Paul Tierney is just such a bad ref.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Leeds better not manage to escape.

[Lewis]

Yeah at least Leeds might go down.

[phonics]

When's the last time Everton have celebrated like this? More stagnant mid-table clubs should flirt with relegation.

Everton flirted with relegation every other year during my beginning era of watching football. Kevin Campbell on loan and Walter Smith are grained into my thoughts when it comes to Everton.

[Jimmy Floyd]

After Marcos Alonso's goal tonight took us to a searing 1-1 draw with Leicester, I looked up wondering if he was our top scorer for the season, as he seems to score all the time. Wrong - it's Mason 'Mase' Mount with 11. Romelu Lukaku is next with 8 'guaranteed' goals, then it's King Kai with 7, Jorginho and pooless itch with 6, Reece James 5, Werner/Ziyech 4, then all the defenders - Chilwell, Alonso, Rudiger, Thiago Silva and Trevor Chalobah - with three each.

What a pointless team. 13th next year.

[phonics]

Paul Tierney is just such a bad ref.
Please don’t hurt grassroots football with such comments.

[Waffdon]

After Marcos Alonso's goal tonight took us to a searing 1-1 draw with Leicester, I looked up wondering if he was our top scorer for the season, as he seems to score all the time. Wrong - it's Mason 'Mase' Mount with 11. Romelu Lukaku is next with 8 'guaranteed' goals, then it's King Kai with 7, Jorginho and pooless itch with 6, Reece James 5, Werner/Ziyech 4, then all the defenders - Chilwell, Alonso, Rudiger, Thiago Silva and Trevor Chalobah - with three each.

What a pointless team. 13th next year.

Depends on who comes in. A lot of the players leaving this summer is a plus outside of Rudiger but then him leaving means they’ll probably change to a 4. Jorginho will be off to Italy as well.

[Lewis]

Absolutely sensational :evictory: for the Top Reds on Lukaku.

[Spikey M]

Well, let's just hope it's fucking Burnley then.

[Waffdon]

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Some boi

[Jimmy Floyd]

Depends on who comes in. A lot of the players leaving this summer is a plus outside of Rudiger but then him leaving means they’ll probably change to a 4. Jorginho will be off to Italy as well.

It's not a terrible team (3rd in PL, CL quarter-finals and nearly semis is fine). It's just pointless and I can't see them improving it in the short term. They need to properly back Tuchel to build it around Havertz.

We were never the same after Chilwell busted his leg.

[Lewis]

I reckon I could have Patrick Vieira, but the complete lack of shape to that lad's legs tells you he hasn't got a speck of fight in him. Many such cases.

[thommo]

Not wishing to be outdone, Port Vale fans took turns in swinging at the Swindon players after their pitch invasion.

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[Waffdon]

It's not a terrible team (3rd in PL, CL quarter-finals and nearly semis is fine). It's just pointless and I can't see them improving it in the short term. They need to properly back Tuchel to build it around Havertz.

We were never the same after Chilwell busted his leg.

He’s back in training so should be fresh for the new season. I can see Werner, Ziyech and Lukaku or Pulisic all leaving never mind half the defence. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s 10th or a proper effort at 1st next year. There’s been too much top 4 slug fests for the past 5 years. Due a Mourinho 3rd season spell or Conte 1st season.

[phonics]

I reckon I could have Patrick Vieira, but the complete lack of shape to that lad's legs tells you he hasn't got a speck of fight in him. Many such cases.

I would love to see this fight.

[Manc]

Not wishing to be outdone, Port Vale fans took turns in swinging at the Swindon players after their pitch invasion.

1527406112915566592

Another victory for Yev.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Everton need to play behind closed doors for a bit. The Liverpudlians don't appear capable of controlling their emotions.

[Luke Emia]

Very disappointing that they haven't been relegated and the blame fully lies on Chelsea and United. But, I do feel that next year he will make them worse again and they will go down eventually anyway. Hopefully they end up in that Sunderland like death spiral especially bearing in mind that they are fucked on FFP anyway.

[Waffdon]

A transfer ban you say? Top four it is for The Ev.

[Luke Emia]

This shit with excusing the pitch invasions as exuberance and it's just a bad few who are ruining it for everyone needs to stop as well before it gets out of hand. There's been what 3 or 4 issues this week alone? If Frankfurt fans can manage not to invade the pitch after winning their biggest trophy in the last 40 years I'm sure Pisspot FC fans can manage it after they have managed to win the second leg of a playoff semi-final in League 2.

Whenever it happens even if it is good-hearted it should be no fans in the stadium for 5 games I'm sure the clubs would mystically find a way to stop it happening then.

[Spikey M]

It's not a terrible team (3rd in PL, CL quarter-finals and nearly semis is fine). It's just pointless and I can't see them improving it in the short term. They need to properly back Tuchel to build it around Havertz.

We were never the same after Chilwell busted his leg.

I thought they were banned from transfers until the new owner is in? It sounds like it's far from done going by the rumour mill.

[Baz]

"Being gay is basically entirely normalised in the real world. It shouldn't need an announcement."

The domain TTH.GAY is available if we wanna promote inclusivity?

[Shindig]

Wake me up when tth.christmas comes up.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I thought they were banned from transfers until the new owner is in? It sounds like it's far from done going by the rumour mill.

They are, but it'll happen, as it's in no one's interests for it not to.

[Waffdon]

I thought they were banned from transfers until the new owner is in? It sounds like it's far from done going by the rumour mill.

Done by Sunday

[Gray Fox]

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Tweeting at near 2am. Rent free.

[niko_cee]

1527407566644465667?s

:D


Much of the credit around Everton's survival has gone to Frank Lampard - after all, he kept them up right? Well, the former Chelsea star actually only took the Toffees from 16th to 16th, but I guess that'll do.

On top of that, Lampard took Derby County from sixth to sixth in his first managerial stint, and then took Chelsea from fourth to fourth during his time at Stamford Bridge...

[Shindig]

A steady hand.

[Waffdon]

1527407566644465667?s

:D

What an awful out of context take and I don’t even think he’s all that. The fact he got Chelsea top 4 whilst simultaneously blooding in a bunch of young players and losing the best player in the PL was a brilliant achievement. Most would struggle at getting a top half finish with them expectations you get at Chelsea and the team at hand

[Waffdon]

1527448447783165961

Tweeting at near 2am. Rent free.

It’s the other way about if anything

[Pen]

Didn’t Tuchel win the Champions league with that same squd less than six months later?

[Waffdon]

No, that was after they brought in about 8 players. The team that got top 4 had Abraham and batshuayi battling it out to start games

Pedro/Abraham/Willian front 3 :sick:

[niko_cee]

It’s the other way about if anything

I thought this at first too.

On Lampard I agree he did a decent job at Chelsea, but, at the same time, there is a limit to how badly one can fail at clubs with such resources. I mean, look how bad United have been this season, they're still coming 6th.

[Waffdon]

Mourinho won the league and then had Chelsea finishing 10th. With a much better team. So it was definitely possible things could have gone ridiculously badly.

He’s fun if nothing else. Can always guarantee you goals at each end

[niko_cee]

Last ever round of Mark Lawrenson's predictions. End of an era.

Is he jacking the punditry [or whatever it is he does]?

[Lewis]

Everton need to play behind closed doors for a bit. The Liverpudlians don't appear capable of controlling their emotions.

What about a fence?

[Jimmy Floyd]

What about a fence?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9nGKlxXsAEV3W1.jpg

If only this man had been listened to in the mid 80s.

[Lewis]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61529371

Imagine the SEETHE if they got relegated on a technicality. :drool:

[Shindig]

If they want to enforce it, they'll just dock points at the start of next season.

[Spikey M]

Do both. Minus 10 this season and minus 20 next season.

Or Just Rangers them down to Vanaramadramallama Conference.

[Yevrah]

How the fuck are Everton losing £100m a year?

[Baz]

By being shite. :harold:

[Shindig]

Gylfi's legal fees.

[igor_balis]

wtf happened with the wycombe keeper there?

[Don]

Time to remind yourself of Stockdale's website.

[-james-]

https://twitter.com/SwissRamble/status/1527982058001375232

Good thread on the Everton situation. The whole thing is pure :harold:

[Shindig]

Mackems up, then. Good on them to finally turn a corner.

[randomlegend]

Hannibal starting :drool:

[Gray Fox]

No Origi :(

[Jimmy Floyd]

Kenedy starts for us, a real statement of intent for next season.

[Waffdon]

Tuchel hates the yoof

[Spikey M]

Spurs will bottle this. I've never been more confident of anything.

I would not put it past Arsenal to also bottle it, mind.

[Gray Fox]

It'll be nice if City can just get the goalscoring out of the way early, so we can enjoy the bottling below.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Rather off topic, but Dorking Wanderers got promoted into the National League yesterday. I went to their ground about ten years ago for unrelated reasons and it was basically just a field. As recently as 2014-15 they were in the Sussex County League. The money man behind it is chairman and also manager. They must be the smallest club ever to make it to that level.

[Baz]

I love how much important stuff is still undecided.

City - Liverpool
Spurs - Arsenal
United - West Ham
Leeds - Burnley

:drool:

LETS GO

[Giggles]

Is this the final day?

[Gray Fox]

After today there's only play off finals and European finals to play.

[-james-]

After today there's only play off finals and European finals to play.

Don't forget the two weeks of Nations League starting in ten days. :)

Charity Shield is six weeks after that.

[-james-]

World Cup is in six months. :cab:

[Jimmy Floyd]

The 22/23 season is going to be a joke, I don't understand how the top players will get through it.

[Gray Fox]

I love how much important stuff is still undecided.

City - Liverpool
Spurs - Arsenal
United - West Ham
Leeds - Burnley

:drool:

LETS GO

Golden boot still up for grabs too. Son is 1 behind Salah and the latter doesn't start today.

[niko_cee]

Origi not even making the bench is a bit :(

I guess that's probably to avoid any tiny risk of his move to Milan being borked by something unfortunate happening.

[Gray Fox]

He's injured apparently.

Cracking day at Anfield regardless the result.

[Waffdon]

Carragher claiming that was a penalty :lol:

[phonics]

The stats in the first 10 minutes of this game

https://i.imgur.com/KyPDeRI.png

[Waffdon]

Utterly shocked that Pedro Neto is having a field day in behind Alexander Arnold.

[SincereTheRebel]

Neto in a Liverpool shirt within the next two seasons wouldnt surprise me at all.

[niko_cee]

And then he goes off injured.

Colour me shocked.

[Waffdon]

It didn’t take Coady long to start throwing the game for Liverpool. Bloody hell, mate

[phonics]

In the last two seasons in the PL Norwich have come from behind to win once. Oh well.

[Gray Fox]

Liverpool absolutely all out attack. Calm it down a bit lads.

[phonics]

If we score another 14 goals and Norwich get a draw, ITS ON.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Matt Cash (I don't recognise the name 'Matty') is a great player.

[Yevrah]

Well hello.

[Waffdon]

Fuck off Pep, you creepy fuck

[Spikey M]

Villa providing the only drama of the day :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Do you think Josep 'Pep' Guardiola is contractually obliged to wear that dogshit 'mdcr' top, or is it his own personal choice from the club stash available?

Also, how do all these anguished-looking City fans have the new replica top already? Pathetic.

[Waffdon]

Starting Fernandinho against Watkins :sick:

[Waffdon]

City are an absolute mess here

[Jimmy Floyd]

Pep has to hook him immediately, it's embarrassing. Villa could score with this ball over the top at literally any moment.

[Gray Fox]

Really is the hope that kills you.

[Don]

Been watching the City game, is Thiago fucked?

Villa looking more than capable and have given us the ride which was all we could have hoped for. It's now down to the Gods. What a ride.

[Kikó]

Liverpool are going to win the quad.

[Gray Fox]

Been watching the City game, is Thiago fucked?

Villa looking more than capable and have given us the ride which was all we could have hoped for. It's now down to the Gods. What a ride.

Sprayed a pass out over Trents head then turned to the bench, shook his head and walked off.

[Baz]

Liverpool are going to win the quad.

Don’t :happycry:

[Boydy]

Ah shit, that was such a nice finish too.

[Waffdon]

Watkins just missed an absolute sitter. Was called offside but would have counted. What a shambles this will be it City throw it. They were about 15 points clear

[Waffdon]

Badly need a famous Tyrone Mings cock up

[Gray Fox]

Liverpool also dont look that sure of beating Wolves here.

[Yevrah]

Watkins just missed an absolute sitter. Was called offside but would have counted. What a shambles this will be it City throw it. They were about 15 points clear

I think that it's even got this close just highlights what we all know (including his staunch advocates), which is that, while he's clearly a brilliant manager, there's something slightly dodgy about Guardiola.

[Alex]

You fucking beautiful Geordie bastards. Come on lads. Hold steady now.

[Lewis]

Kevin De Bruyne would be three goals/assists in by now if this wasn't technically a big game.

[Boydy]

Get Firmino on.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Has Anfield got a narrative-busting pitch invasion in it? Time will tell.

[Magic]

This is hilarious and amazing as far as final day's go. Holy fuck.

[Waffdon]

Fuck off pep

[Boydy]

Coutinhoooooooo

[Kikó]

This has been nailed on for weeks.

[Waffdon]

Coady will give Liverpool another goal

[Waffdon]

Absolute sitter from Jimenez. Just pass it for fuck sake

[Magic]

Brentford down to 10 through injury. :harold:

[Lewis]

Come on Chinny. Come on the banana boys.

[Yevrah]

How the fuck do I switch over and Man City score 2 in seconds?

[Waffdon]

What a finish. Come on you slags

[Magic]

And they've just equalised. :happycry:

[Shindig]

It's not the first time this season they've managed that.

[Spikey M]

Leeds doing their best to fuck it up.

[Magic]

Burnley equaliser in 3, 2, 1...

[Spikey M]

Oh fuck off Villa.

[Waffdon]

Wolves should have scored twice on break now

[Magic]

Brentford down to 9 now. :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

Anfield is the place to be. Liverpool pushing, Wolves more than credible on the break, the crowd just on that teetering precipice between unspoken hope and blood-frying expectation.

Gerrard bottling another title for Liverpool :drool:

[Yevrah]

That's blockbusters.

[Waffdon]

Class. Typical Gerrard

[Boydy]

Fucking villa. Useless cunts.

[Spikey M]

Fuck sake Villa.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Leeds need a point here, don't they? Jeez.

[Waffdon]

Bit gutted city done it that quickly and early

[Mellberg]

:harold:

Should've beaten Spurs.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I've now switched to the City game. I want to see what a real stewarding operation looks like.

[Shindig]

Liverpool just look a little knackered in the last few games. Say what you want about how City got there, they don't run out of gas.

[Gray Fox]

Maybe not letting them get 14 points ahead next time would be a good idea.

[Boydy]

Switched over to City and they're just time-wasting now.

[Lewis]

Wahey/Wank, United got Europa League.

[Waffdon]

Michael Oliver hates Liverpool :lol:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I've now switched to the City game. I want to see what a real stewarding operation looks like.

Left bitterly disappointed. Gaps in the defence all over the place.

[Mellberg]

Ref couldn't wait to blow for full time there. Ederson was down for two minutes of stoppages :D

In a bit quadruple.

[Danny]

Thank fuck for that

[Waffdon]

Liverpool just look a little knackered in the last few games. Say what you want about how City got there, they don't run out of gas.

Well they do because they were 15 points clear 3/4 months ago

[Mellberg]

Leeds :cool:

[Lewis]

Cheers [The] Villa. Nice one Mellin.

[Waffdon]

Raphina is definitely crying on the floor there because his cheap release clause won’t happen now

[Yevrah]

Fucking no chance they're getting those fucks off the pitch.

[niko_cee]

That could probably have happened in a less traumatic way, but also in a worse one, so I guess you have to be thankful for small mercies.

[Gray Fox]

Might have been different had Liverpool got ahead at any point while it was 2-0 to Villa, but they lost their heads through most of that game.

What an effort in the end.

[Yevrah]

And now they're vandalising the goal. Like I said, morons.

[Jimmy Floyd]

This pitch invasion stuff really is weird. I was at a game ten or so years ago (must have been 2010 I guess) where we had to win to take the title, did, and there wasn't a single hint of it.

Must be the cocaine.

[Shindig]

11th with our best points tally for 10 years. Onwards and upwards.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Crowd shots of Johnny Marr? Is that really the best they can do?

[Waffdon]

This pitch invasion stuff really is weird. I was at a game ten or so years ago (must have been 2010 I guess) where we had to win to take the title, did, and there wasn't a single hint of it.

Must be the cocaine.

People just copy trends. Cocaine definitely plays a part in it I guess but these City fans, Everton etc wouldn’t be on the pitch if they hadn’t seen it on the tele the previous days/weeks

[Dark Soldier]

Haha fuck off Liverpool.

Love ya Mel.

[Yevrah]

A fully grown man, ripping bits of pitch up. :nono:

[Magic]

Holy shit.

[Lewis]

Social media has made it all increasingly performative with the flares and banners and bollocks. This is part of that.

[Spikey M]

This pitch invasion stuff really is weird. I was at a game ten or so years ago (must have been 2010 I guess) where we had to win to take the title, did, and there wasn't a single hint of it.

Must be the cocaine.

It's Social Media. Same as the beer throwing at the Internation game Fan Zones.

[Shindig]

Marsching on together.

[Alex]

Holy shit.

I'm a wreck lad. Fucking hell.

[Dark Soldier]

Ah if Liverpool had won the goalposts would've already been nicked. G'wan City fans.