Nonces

[Manc]

Which public figures in this day and age do you suspect of noncing?

David Walliams has always struck me as an odd bloke and I think the children's books give him an angle. Top nonce imo.

[Spikey M]

Phillip Schofield. There's rumours he has a gagging order and the only reason he came out was because he had been all over a teenage running boy at ITV. Could be bollocks, but it's out there.

Keith Lemon. Because Keith Lemon.

[Waffdon]

Rees-Mogg
Noel Edmonds
Elton John

[Spikey M]

I think the entirety of the Conservative Party goes with out saying, but yeah, Rees-Mogg is nailed on.

[Offshore Toon]

Gary Lineker is suspect.

[Offshore Toon]

Also, Jake Humphrey started out in kids TV but all of a sudden he's been moved on... SUSPECT.

[Giggles]

Ant and Dec.

[Ben]

Michael Fabricant 100%.

[-james-]

Did you ask Mellin if he fancied fundraising for the TTH libel package fund?

[Ben]

It can't be libel if it's true.

[Ian]

It just seems easier at this point to assume that literally every famous person is a sex offender of some sort.

[Jimmy Floyd]

These are all obvious choices. No beloved figures like Rolf Harris or Gary Glitter.

I'm going to say Moira Stewart.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Adrian Chiles.

[Spikey M]

These are all obvious choices. No beloved figures like Rolf Harris or Gary Glitter.

I'm going to say Moira Stewart.

Offy's Ant and Dec shout definitely falls under the national treasure umbrella. Potentially Schofield too.

Fuck it. I'll say it. David Attenborough and David Jason.

[Shindig]

Elon Musk and Grimes and Chelsea Manning.

[Raoul Duke]

Julian Assange

[Bam]

Frank Lampard, John Terry and Paul Ince

[Ian]

Dec has noncier vibes than Ant.

[Manc]

Also, Jake Humphrey started out in kids TV but all of a sudden he's been moved on... SUSPECT.

Confirmed.

[Offshore Toon]

I bet Rio Ferdinand bagged a few early teen blonde girls whilst his wife was about to kick it.

[Lewis]

Phillip Schofield. There's rumours he has a gagging order and the only reason he came out was because he had been all over a teenage running boy at ITV. Could be bollocks, but it's out there.

Keith Lemon. Because Keith Lemon.

The Schofield stuff was pretty well evidenced from what I remember. Very suspect.

[Lofty]

Gary Lineker is suspect.

Wayne Lineker for sure. Schofield is supposedly concrete, alledgedly nonced some teenager in a broom cupboard. Walliams is another highly likely one, I swear I saw an old clip of him comically bumming a young lad in a tv audience while everyone laughed.

There is a lot of rumour suggesting Miriam Margoyles is the Weinstein of muff diving.

[Queenslander]

I think the entirety of the Conservative Party goes with out saying, but yeah, Rees-Mogg is nailed on.

Same with the Liberals down here.

[Ben]

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[Shindig]

How unfortunate. Or convenient.