Brooha in Brooklyn

[Kikó]

13 attacked in the subway in Brooklyn, with one critical. Shooter on the run.

[Spikey M]

Yep. Sounds like America.

[Baz]

Hope 6ix9ine is safe.

[Lofty]

Apparently unexploded bombs too.

[Lewis]

Sounds like a good test case for Sailer's law of mass shootings. Stay tuned.

[Ben]

CNN saying the shooter had a gas mask on and there's undetonated devices found.

[Yevrah]

Sounds like a good test case for Sailer's law of mass shootings. Stay tuned.

I hadn't heard of that law, but having looked. Intriguing. Any explanation why that works if it does?

[Pepe]

First Twitter reply covers it:


Is their aim that bad because they hold their guns sideways?

[Lewis]

White mass shootings tend to be done with a purpose, so they aim properly and finish them off, which turns them into mass murders. Black mass shootings tend to be idiots opening fire in nightclubs or at the 'cookout', hitting a bunch of bystanders, and then running away.

[Pepe]

Doesn't wearing gas masks suggest purpose, or is the smell in the cookouts that bad?

[Spikey M]

White mass shootings tend to be done with a purpose, so they aim properly and finish them off, which turns them into mass murders. Black mass shootings tend to be idiots opening fire in nightclubs or at the 'cookout', hitting a bunch of bystanders, and then running away.

White shootings are also often done with high calibre rifles / semi automatic weapons, after a life time of hunting and target practice.

[Spikey M]

They are shite at explosives though. Those Colombine retards failed on that score too.

[Raoul Duke]

You're saying even the economic divide between races is represented in the "quality" of their mass shootings?

[Spikey M]

You're saying even the economic divide between races is represented in the "quality" of their mass shootings?

:D I think that's basically what it boils down to, yeah.

[Pepe]

And according to Spikey, it is because some take their shooting education more seriously than others.

[Lewis]

More fathers around to teach decent shooting.

[Spikey M]

And according to Spikey, it is because some take their shooting education more seriously than others.

Or are indoctrinated into a love of / need for guns more firmly. The NRA do seem to have a target audience.

Has there ever been a black school shooting? It's all whitey.

[Ben]

Ignoring the insanity of it all, 0 deaths in that setting is pathetic.

[Pepe]

Has there ever been a black school shooting? It's all whitey.

Mass school shooting you mean.

[Shindig]

https://www.statista.com/statistics/476456/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-shooter-s-race/

There was that black UCLA lecturer the other month who was planning a big one. Emailed his students his manifesto and was immediately rumbled.

[niko_cee]

I'm no expert in the field [not even Yevrah] but it strikes me that setting off a smoke bomb before trying to shoot people in the smoke and then making a run for it is a sequentially bad way of going about a mass shooting.

[Shindig]

Should've brought some night vision goggles with him.

[Disco]

Does this mean that black people doing mass shootings is technically cultural appropriation?

[Pepe]

Sounds like a good test case for Sailer's law of mass shootings. Stay tuned.

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/220413164508-02-subway-frank-james-arrest-exlarge-169.jpg

[Lewis]

Ten dead and three wounded. Our survey says...

[7om]

If it’s up there I’ll give you the money meself.

[Shindig]

Kiwifarms already has the answer. White supremacist nerd with glasses. Probably a virgin. Streamed it on twitch.

What a time we live in. And he has a 106 page manifesto.

[Baz]

Link it.

(What a dreadful forum by the way.)

[Ian]

Kiko, mate, I know you're 26.2% German now but it's not spelled "brooha" and you know it.

[Kikó]

I said I don't like it but I'll have to accept it.

[Shindig]

Link it.

(What a dreadful forum by the way.)

The manifesto? It's not interesting. It starts with, "I started browsing 4chan in May 2020 ...." and then goes on about how /pol/ changed his life. Also, for a white supremacist, he sure had no problem taking that white woman out first.

And yes, KiwiFarms is a fucking pit. As is anywhere where internet spergs speculate wildly for decades on end.

[Offshore Toon]

:uhoh:

[Shindig]

Ah, there's a big difference between transfer rumours and speculating on whether the shooter's a "CIA glowie."

[Offshore Toon]

We've got plenty time.

[Lofty]

I don't know what consequences you inflict on a spree killer who livestreams as opposed to one who doesnt, but it definitely feels worse. Immortalising people's deaths for ever. One minute you're wondering where the eggs are the next your death is being action replayed by Shindig in his y fronts.

[Shindig]

It's grim (and I was fully clothed) but at least it reduces the time fucking about with a manhunt. First thing that happens when that shit is live, the cops get called.

[Mellberg]

I don't think it takes too long for a subway full of people to call the old bill without some speccy virgin broadcasting his complete failure at life to the whole world.

[Shindig]

Okay, let's get the subway people to get the license plate of the car and a description of the shooter whilst they're running for their lives. If it's all on camera, the cop's job is done for them.

[Mellberg]

Again, it’s Brooklyn. There is CCTV everywhere. There are no positives of live streaming it other than for perverts.

[Shindig]

Fair. It's a worrying trend as well. Vain little retards.

[Baz]

I’m happy to shoulder the fame, if we wanna plan a terrorist attack.

[Yevrah]

I'm gonna say that as tempting as that is, I'd rather stick with share dealing for collaborative efforts on TTH.

[Spikey M]

Don't be hasty, we haven't even decided who he's killing yet. We could send him into Pfizer HQ.

[Mellberg]

Could play quite well if it's a big one. Let's talk. Make sure you film it.