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randomlegend
02-04-2022, 09:21 AM
Wild.

Feels surreal it's actually happening after the year delay. Not nervous really, just excited. Went and finished off sorting out the venue yesterday and it looks amazing. Can't wait!

Mike
02-04-2022, 09:23 AM
Good luck!

Raoul Duke
02-04-2022, 09:25 AM
April Fools was yesterday?

Giggles
02-04-2022, 09:29 AM
Very nice. Big do?

Shindig
02-04-2022, 09:37 AM
Best of luck. Hopefully nobody gets covid. Or everyone does. No middle ground.

Spikey M
02-04-2022, 09:39 AM
Congratulations. Make sure you don't carry her over the threshold or you'll be pulling accidental world record deadlifts by this time next week. Xxx

Boydy
02-04-2022, 10:13 AM
Congratulations. Make sure you don't carry her over the threshold or you'll be pulling accidental world record deadlifts by this time next week. Xxx

:D

Congrats, RL.

-james-
02-04-2022, 10:21 AM
Have a good one. What's for lunch?

Pepe
02-04-2022, 10:33 AM
Is Lewis going?

Magic
02-04-2022, 11:26 AM
"not nervous really"

Kikó
02-04-2022, 11:32 AM
Pics.

Congrats as well. Despite what magic says, marriage is great.

Pepe
02-04-2022, 11:39 AM
Haven't they been together since they were like 12 or something? Marriage probably won't change a thing. Still, nice to have the party and all.

Kikó
02-04-2022, 11:39 AM
Marriage changes everything but don't tell him until after.

Spikey M
02-04-2022, 11:41 AM
It's the kids that change things. The only thing Marriage changes is an additional piece of jewellery and a load of admin if it goes tits up.

niko_cee
02-04-2022, 11:48 AM
If you're doing a speech, do it as early into the affair as possible.

7om
02-04-2022, 12:16 PM
Newly married hotwife gets banged by BBC while cuck films 1080p

Lewis
02-04-2022, 12:22 PM
*fires up the pizza oven

Mike
02-04-2022, 01:36 PM
If you're doing a speech, do it as early into the affair as possible.

Yup, deffo before the food.

Manc
02-04-2022, 02:47 PM
*fires up the pizza oven

:D

Ian
02-04-2022, 03:11 PM
Or just don't do speeches because they're shit.

Baz
02-04-2022, 06:59 PM
Or just don't do speeches because they're shit.

Speak for yourself.

Panda Bear
02-04-2022, 09:02 PM
hope it goes without a hitch

Magic
02-04-2022, 09:31 PM
The lack of posts from RL is a cause for concern.

Shindig
02-04-2022, 09:40 PM
It's his wedding night. We'd only get posts if it was during the transfer window.

Spikey M
02-04-2022, 10:06 PM
The Certificate has been signed. HERE WE GO.

Lewis
02-04-2022, 10:26 PM
randomlegend to drudgery, HERE WE GO! Done deal between Whinging Teacher and Chronic Fatigue. All of his wages into her account. Lifetime agreement with break clause in Teacher's favour. #clapforourcarers #faggotchocolatier

7om
02-04-2022, 10:28 PM
:D

Lewis
02-04-2022, 10:34 PM
Happy for him anyway. I hope somebody filmed my speech.

Pepe
02-04-2022, 11:32 PM
randomlegend to drudgery, HERE WE GO! Done deal between Whinging Teacher and Chronic Fatigue. All of his wages into her account. Lifetime agreement with break clause in Teacher's favour. #clapforourcarers #faggotchocolatier

:lol:

randomlegend
03-04-2022, 10:19 AM
It was fucking amazing.

Pepe
03-04-2022, 11:02 AM
Phwoar.

AyDee
03-04-2022, 11:25 AM
Congratulations. :)

randomlegend
03-04-2022, 12:01 PM
Very nice. Big do?

75 for the ceremony, another 20 joined for the evening.

randomlegend
03-04-2022, 12:04 PM
Have a good one. What's for lunch?

Nachos with loads of salsas and bits to start, tacos for main and a trio of desserts - raspberry cheesecake, chocolate pot and lemon and coconut curd donut.

Boydy
03-04-2022, 12:07 PM
Did you make the chocolate pots?

Shindig
03-04-2022, 12:13 PM
Lemon and coconut? I can't get down with that.

Giggles
03-04-2022, 12:29 PM
75 for the ceremony, another 20 joined for the evening.

Lovely number.

randomlegend
03-04-2022, 04:13 PM
Lemon and coconut? I can't get down with that.

Lime, sorry. My brain is gone today.

randomlegend
03-04-2022, 04:14 PM
Did you make the chocolate pots?

No, but I made the favours which were little boxes of two truffles.

Waffdon
03-04-2022, 04:14 PM
Congrats shagger

Giggles
03-04-2022, 04:53 PM
No, but I made the favours which were little boxes of two truffles.

I made ours too. Though after seeing what you’re at I’d say they weren’t much in comparison to yours.

niko_cee
03-04-2022, 07:08 PM
Mine were shot glasses and sloe gin I'd made, although you only really got to take the glasses away [supplementary bottles of vodka for my Scotch relatives' tables]. Oh, and personalised stubbie holders too.

Lewis
03-04-2022, 07:37 PM
Nonce.

niko_cee
03-04-2022, 07:54 PM
You could have had one of these:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FD7rWPgXMAgzMNS?format=jpg&name=small

If that works.

Lewis
03-04-2022, 08:07 PM
A disability?

niko_cee
03-04-2022, 08:16 PM
That's what you ended up with if you drank the sloe gin.

Manc
03-04-2022, 09:11 PM
It was fucking amazing.

Top or bottom?

randomlegend
04-04-2022, 01:03 PM
Sat on the plane ready to take off to San Sebastian. The passport arrived at 6.45 Saturday morning.

It's all coming up Milhouse.

Boydy
04-04-2022, 01:44 PM
That was close.

Have a good one. You going to one of those swanky Michelin star places?

Spikey M
04-04-2022, 01:48 PM
Worlds quickest divorce had that passport not turned up. Nerves of steel.

Lofty
04-04-2022, 01:58 PM
It's a miracle I didn't get the world's quickest divorce as I left my suit in the UK and then got absolutely cunted at the 'free' (we paid for it) bar afterwards.

Spoonsky
04-04-2022, 02:42 PM
Sat on the plane ready to take off to San Sebastian. The passport arrived at 6.45 Saturday morning.

It's all coming up Milhouse.

:cool:

All part of the plan, right?

Pepe
04-04-2022, 02:42 PM
Never in doubt.

randomlegend
04-04-2022, 02:59 PM
That was close.

Have a good one. You going to one of those swanky Michelin star places?

Thanks.

And yeah, got here booked:

https://www.martinberasategui.com/en/inicio

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 11:18 AM
Pics.

Congrats as well. Despite what magic says, marriage is great.

https://i.imgur.com/RAqtS1J.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UYtnIwy.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/mQSzUXF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/QCGN1UC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/e3Gnwij.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/cYuYPNs.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OyaHnZa.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/nz4YTCA.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OlxtP1q.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4mVQHJG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2mZm2I9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/IatH28b.jpg

That's all you're getting.

Sir Andy Mahowry
27-05-2022, 11:24 AM
Almost 2 months after he asked, NHS level response time.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 11:26 AM
Almost 2 months after he asked, NHS level response time.

Only a month after I got them to be fair.

Spikey M
27-05-2022, 11:26 AM
The cake sounds amazing.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 11:28 AM
The cake sounds amazing.

It was. Wife's dad made it (he's a baker by trade) and he did such a good job. Most weddings I've been to the cake barely gets touched, but it almost got finished.

Lewis
27-05-2022, 11:39 AM
You look like Mrs. Puff out of SpongeBob.

Kikó
27-05-2022, 11:41 AM
Great pics. 😎

Spikey M
27-05-2022, 11:56 AM
You look like Mrs. Puff out of SpongeBob.


Why are you watching Sponge Bob?

Manc
27-05-2022, 12:09 PM
Fella on the right has Magic vibes.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 12:13 PM
My right or the right as you look at it?

Those are my brothers. The one to my left is my younger brother and is an all-round solid chap. The one on my right is my older brother who is the bonkers one I've told you all various stories about.

-james-
27-05-2022, 12:32 PM
Nice pics. You look a bit like what I imagine Jimmy looks like.

Spikey M
27-05-2022, 12:35 PM
I always imagine Jimmy as bald era Ray Wilkins.

Jimmy Floyd
27-05-2022, 12:45 PM
I probably have a similar body shape but a different head (balding on top, short beard, cricket tan).

Sir Andy Mahowry
27-05-2022, 12:52 PM
The cake sounds amazing.

Indeed, most wedding cakes I've tried have been rancid.

No one wants shitty raisins in a cake.

Boydy
27-05-2022, 01:13 PM
Looks very nice. Are you wearing velcro shoes though?

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 01:17 PM
No, monkstraps.

Baz
27-05-2022, 01:25 PM
All could do with your trousers adjusting.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 01:29 PM
Mine were. I am clueless so I just had them how the guy in the tailors said they should be :sorry: From wearing them I don't think they wanted to be any shorter.

Their suits were hired.

Giggles
27-05-2022, 03:58 PM
Lovely looking wedding.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 04:13 PM
Thank you.

It was genuinely the best day of my life. Everything went so well. Was exactly how we wanted it to be.

-james-
27-05-2022, 04:18 PM
40 odd guests judging by the seating? I'm envious. 150+ looking unavoidable for ours.

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 04:27 PM
40 odd guests judging by the seating? I'm envious. 150+ looking unavoidable for ours.

Was about 75 for the ceremony + food and another 15 or so in the evening.

Pen
27-05-2022, 04:38 PM
Nice pics. You look a bit like what I imagine Jimmy looks like.

I have Jimmy down as the mixtures of two uncle Phils. Reality won’t beat that.

Pen
27-05-2022, 04:38 PM
Also your wedding looked class RL 👍

Kikó
27-05-2022, 05:01 PM
Thank you.

It was genuinely the best day of my life. Everything went so well. Was exactly how we wanted it to be.

It really is a great day. Glad you enjoyed it.

Ben
27-05-2022, 07:53 PM
Was about 75 for the ceremony + food and another 15 or so in the evening.

Exactly the same as ours last year. We lost about 15 to COVID but it worked out for the best really (no one vital to the day missed out).

randomlegend
27-05-2022, 07:56 PM
She lost a bridesmaid and I lost a couple of really good friends from Uni, which were a shame. But not much you can do

My Dad only tested negative the day before :eyemouth:

CJay
27-05-2022, 08:43 PM
RIP, but at least it was a good day.

Lewis
27-05-2022, 10:28 PM
Why are you watching Sponge Bob?

I don't see it much these days, but it was class.