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-james-
22-12-2021, 04:37 PM
I can touch my toes.

Disco
22-12-2021, 04:42 PM
Yeah, sure.

Jimmy Floyd
22-12-2021, 04:46 PM
Nope. Couldn't even do it when I was a lithe child.

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-12-2021, 04:49 PM
I can.

Despite my massive girth I'm fairly flexible.

Spikey M
22-12-2021, 04:52 PM
Yes, but we're risking a fart slipping out these days.

Giggles
22-12-2021, 04:58 PM
Yep. Had to check there now though.

Yevrah
22-12-2021, 05:07 PM
Nope. Couldn't even do it when I was a lithe child.

Same here, never been able to get anywhere near it.

Lewis
22-12-2021, 05:10 PM
January 2016:


Can only get to my ankles. Can get my left leg behind my head though. :cool:


Not for years and I never will again.

Today:


I can touch my toes.


Yep. Had to check there now though.

Proud of you lads. Welcome to the club.

phonics
22-12-2021, 05:12 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464147082253434911/923261657411641384/IMG_4929.jpg

Waffdon
22-12-2021, 05:15 PM
Delete some tabs you deviant

Baz
22-12-2021, 05:18 PM
Not even close. No chance.

Mike
22-12-2021, 05:21 PM
Nope. The slightest knee bend and I can though.

Adramelch
22-12-2021, 05:50 PM
Delete some tabs you deviant

The weirdest thing being that a good 75% of them are TTH tabs.

randomlegend
22-12-2021, 05:50 PM
I'm like a good 15cm away. Always been the same. A physio told me I'm the least naturally flexible person they've seen in a 30 year career :cool:

Adramelch
22-12-2021, 05:51 PM
That's one for the top 1% thread randomlegend.

ScousePig
22-12-2021, 06:03 PM
Yes, and I do so every day.

I thought it was a weird question, but apparently not judging from the replies.

Giggles
22-12-2021, 06:06 PM
Yes, and I do so every day.

I thought it was a weird question, but apparently not judging from the replies.

It was a follow up question.

Spikey M
22-12-2021, 06:12 PM
January 2016:





Today:





Proud of you lads. Welcome to the club.

:D

Ian
22-12-2021, 06:16 PM
I can and I'm a bit of a blimp. Sort yourselves out lads.

Giggles
22-12-2021, 06:28 PM
How the fuck can you not touch your toes Baz? You’re like a twig.

Baz
22-12-2021, 06:35 PM
How the fuck can you not touch your toes Baz? You’re like a twig.

Not keen on being singled out but okay. Not being fat does not equal being flexible, evidently.

I’m about as physically active as Father Jack Hackett, so that probably lends itself to me being less athletic than Harvey Price.

Giggles
22-12-2021, 06:38 PM
Not keen on being singled out? I’d hardly call it singling out, rather more surprised, but you have posted here before haven’t you?

Shindig
22-12-2021, 06:39 PM
As a fellow twig, I'm nowhere close.

Pepe
22-12-2021, 06:48 PM
I cannot, but it only takes me about a week of stretching to be able to. I have no need to, so I don't bother.

thommo
22-12-2021, 10:14 PM
I can, but it's definitely a fair bit tougher than it used to be.

Queenslander
22-12-2021, 10:23 PM
Im short so I can still touch the ground with my palms.

Lofty
22-12-2021, 10:54 PM
Just, but my hamstrings protested loudly.

Don
23-12-2021, 12:14 AM
Stretching is utterly key to health, both physical and mental.

Also, is that tabs for Ashkan Dejagah I see before me?

phonics
23-12-2021, 12:18 AM
Stretching is utterly key to health, both physical and mental.

Also, is that tabs for Ashkan Dejagah I see before me?

Nah I was having an argument with mates about what the equivalent of ‘Bloods vs Crips but for Jews’ was and didn’t know how to spell it.

Spoonsky
23-12-2021, 02:54 AM
January 2016:





Today:





Proud of you lads. Welcome to the club.

Just how?

Luca
23-12-2021, 04:31 AM
The wrong TTHer went into medicine. Lewis would have pissed it through medical school with that level of recall.

Pepe
23-12-2021, 05:18 AM
I cannot, but it only takes me about a week of stretching to be able to. I have no need to, so I don't bother.

Scrap that. I just tried and I did it easily.

Sir Andy Mahowry
23-12-2021, 05:07 PM
Hamstrings are tight today though.

Panda Bear
26-12-2021, 09:49 PM
The wrong TTHer went into medicine. Lewis would have pissed it through medical school with that level of recall.Lewis could have pissed it through anything, but his level of intelligence came with the high price of weird interests.

-james-
26-12-2021, 09:49 PM
Are you any good at maths Lewis?

igor_balis
26-12-2021, 10:03 PM
For someone so cack-brained and unagile, I'm pretty good at this kind of thing. I learned I was just about able to do one specific dexterity task when I was younger, but I'm not planning on testing if I still can, as it's something that seems like a good idea until the moment you actually do it.

Boydy
26-12-2021, 10:10 PM
Sucking your own dick?

Giggles
26-12-2021, 10:11 PM
Yep, has got to be that.

Lewis
26-12-2021, 10:35 PM
Are you any good at maths Lewis?

Not really.

randomlegend
26-12-2021, 10:37 PM
Once you get the A-level results to get onto the degree, medicine requires very little academic ability tbh.

igor_balis
26-12-2021, 10:43 PM
Once you get the A-level results to get onto the degree, medicine requires very little academic ability tbh.

What's the worst a level results you could still get into a medicine course with? I assume the nature of the subject and future career means you couldn't get CCC and do it at Swindon polytechnic

randomlegend
26-12-2021, 10:55 PM
AAA appears to be the lowest now for a standard application. I believe there were some accepting AAB when I applied, although UEA required AAA. Cambridge is A*A*A* these days.

Some places appear to do a Widening Access to Medicine scheme where if you fulfil certain eligibility criteria you can potentially get an offer with grades as low as ABB. Also UEA do a medicine course with a foundation year which has BBB as the requirement currently, but it was extremely competitive in terms of applications per place when I was there (way more so than the standard course).

randomlegend
26-12-2021, 10:58 PM
Eligibility Criteria
In order to be considered for eligibility for WAMS, you need to meet at least one of the following eligibility criteria:
⦁ You are entitled to free school meals, Pupil Premium funding and/or discretionary school/college payments, which are directly linked to financial hardship.
⦁ You receive a Personal Independence Payment (PIP) at the 'enhanced' rate in either the 'daily living' and 'mobility' components, or the 'standard' rate in both components.
⦁ You have experienced local authority care for a period of longer than three months.
⦁ Your annual household income is below £42,875.
⦁ You are a person who has sole responsibility for the care, unpaid, of a person because they are ill, they have a disability, they are experiencing mental distress or they are affected by substance abuse.
⦁ You are a young person who is estranged from your family and you do not expect this situation to be reconciled.
⦁ You live in a neighbourhood which has a low progression rate to higher education (as determined by individual home postcode).
⦁ You attended a school at 16 where the percentage of 5 or more GCSE grades A-C (9-4) including English and Maths was below 35%.
⦁ You currently attend a school where the average points score per A Level entry is 20 or less.
⦁ You received a UCAT bursary.


I assumed the WAMS courses would only be open to people who were from properly impoverished backgrounds but those criteria for the Ruskin (as if Anglia Ruskin has a med school wot) course look pretty lax. Wouldn't be surprised if I'd have qualified under one of the ones based on going to a shit school.

Shindig
26-12-2021, 11:02 PM
"Are you crippled? Welcome to Med School."

randomlegend
26-12-2021, 11:03 PM
I've said it before but some of the international school educated people I was at med school with were borderline retarded.

Shindig
26-12-2021, 11:10 PM
Paging Dr. Phonics.