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John Arne
19-10-2015, 07:32 PM
Following on from the feeling old thread.... Just how old are you?

I imagine the majority of us are 28-34, except for Spoon...who is 15.

Baz
19-10-2015, 07:33 PM
28

Magic
19-10-2015, 07:34 PM
26. :)

Toby
19-10-2015, 07:36 PM
I'm 25, which I think is closer to the average than you'd like to believe, you old fart.

John Arne
19-10-2015, 07:36 PM
Yeah, no need for a poll really, is there? Delete it if you like phonics

John Arne
19-10-2015, 07:37 PM
I'm 25, which I think is closer to the average than you'd like to believe, you old fart.

I thought most were late 20's to be honest. I'm only 33.

Vim
19-10-2015, 07:38 PM
I'm 20. Not sure what to make of it.

Magic
19-10-2015, 07:38 PM
Astonishing Tobes is younger than me.

Pen
19-10-2015, 07:40 PM
29. I've always thought I'm a few years above the average in here.

Toby
19-10-2015, 07:41 PM
Astonishing Tobes is younger than me.

I'm more surprised that you would be surprised.

Lewis
19-10-2015, 07:41 PM
Twenty-seven. That doesn't feel old, but I'm twenty-eight in January and that does.

CJay
19-10-2015, 07:42 PM
I'm 23, turning 24 in February. I still feel young.

phonics
19-10-2015, 07:48 PM
Can't believe I'm being falsely aged with the 27-28 option.

I'm twenty seven. Clearly neither I nor Lewis have peaked yet so there's that to look forward to.

Disco
19-10-2015, 07:50 PM
34?

Yeah, 34.

Magic
19-10-2015, 07:55 PM
I'm more surprised that you would be surprised.

I thought you were an extremely old 29 year old.

Waffdon
19-10-2015, 07:55 PM
18.

leedsrevolution
19-10-2015, 07:55 PM
I'd forgot and had to get an age calculator :face:

Toby
19-10-2015, 07:57 PM
I thought you were an extremely old 29 year old.

That's because you ignore reality to make yourself feel more successful.

Lewis
19-10-2015, 07:58 PM
Can't believe I'm being falsely aged with the 27-28 option.

I'm twenty seven. Clearly neither I nor Lewis have peaked yet so there's that to look forward to.

I peaked in 1999/2000.

Giggles
19-10-2015, 07:58 PM
Shows how long we've been at this. I thought the average age was around 22-24. I thought waffelz was 14 or 15.

John Arne
19-10-2015, 08:00 PM
The year 2000 was 15 YEARS AGO.

FUCK.

phonics
19-10-2015, 08:00 PM
I peaked in 1999/2000.

Nah, I've got you hosting a Putsch in your late 40s and then going from there. Less formal attire though.

randomlegend
19-10-2015, 08:02 PM
19-24
23-24


Nice poll mate.

Ian
19-10-2015, 08:03 PM
30. Feels exactly the same as being 29 despite various people seeming to seriously think that a new number being at the start of your age is some sort of seismic shift from the day before when you had a slightly smaller number.

John Arne
19-10-2015, 08:05 PM
Nice poll mate.

Balls.

Toby
19-10-2015, 08:05 PM
He'll be laughing it off with 'age doesn't come itself' when he finally realises, bless him.

Giggles
19-10-2015, 08:05 PM
30. Feels exactly the same as being 29 despite various people seeming to seriously think that a new number being at the start of your age is some sort of seismic shift from the day before when you had a slightly smaller number.

You're basically fucked at 30, it's a mental thing. You don't even notice yourself becoming fucked.

Mellberg
19-10-2015, 08:06 PM
28. I was 13 when I joined TTH :uhoh:

Lee
19-10-2015, 08:06 PM
32. It's only been a couple of weeks but it seems alright so far.

Lewis
19-10-2015, 08:09 PM
You're basically fucked at 30, it's a mental thing. You don't even notice yourself becoming fucked.

Somebody once told me they were 'nearly thirty', but after some further questioning relating to what appeared to be premature baldness it turned out he was thirty-three. He also claimed that playing football in an old Celtic shirt didn't mean he condoned child abuse, so clearly he had the same reality-facing issues as Magic.

Ian
19-10-2015, 08:10 PM
You're basically fucked at 30, it's a mental thing. You don't even notice yourself becoming fucked.

I've been a bit of a shambles, life-wise, since the age of about 22 so no harm done. It's just that I'm giving myself less and less time to sort it out.

Davgooner
19-10-2015, 08:11 PM
30. :yev:

John Arne
19-10-2015, 08:12 PM
He'll be laughing it off with 'age doesn't come itself' when he finally realises, bless him.

It's more of a jet-lag thing. And it's 3am.

Pepe
19-10-2015, 08:13 PM
I'll be thirty tomorrow. The 1985 crew. :cool:

John Arne
19-10-2015, 08:14 PM
Who was the old Aussie guy... Spav? Did he come over?

Dark Soldier
19-10-2015, 08:15 PM
31, thanks for asking mate.

Max Power
19-10-2015, 08:16 PM
Am I 19-24, or am I 23-24? I am 24.

Magic
19-10-2015, 08:19 PM
Nice poll mate.

:D

That made me laugh so much more than it should have.

Magic
19-10-2015, 08:21 PM
That's because you ignore reality to make yourself feel more successful.

Ooft. :(

Toby
19-10-2015, 08:35 PM
I am 24.

Seriously?

Here's an actual surprise for you, Magic.

Spammer
19-10-2015, 08:35 PM
27 here. 28 in April.

Magic
19-10-2015, 08:38 PM
Seriously?

Here's an actual surprise for you, Magic.

I thought he was like, 15 lolol.

Reg
19-10-2015, 08:43 PM
24.

Luca
19-10-2015, 08:49 PM
23.

Mike
19-10-2015, 09:07 PM
32. It's not that bad.

Serj
19-10-2015, 09:18 PM
25. I feel really old already, but this thread is helping a bit.

P_3
19-10-2015, 09:36 PM
I'm 27, but feel no older than 20. I might be retarded.

igor_balis
19-10-2015, 09:41 PM
23, you old cunts.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-10-2015, 10:13 PM
28 :(

Spoonsky
19-10-2015, 10:19 PM
I'm 17, thank you very much. And 18 in a month, which means I can finally be in porn movies and get tattoos.

Vim being 20 has shocked me a little. Just me and Waff left in the teenage crew, fucking hell. We need some more yooth around here.

Boydy
19-10-2015, 10:20 PM
27. More of you are in your early twenties than I thought. That's depressing.

Demerit
19-10-2015, 10:28 PM
24, 2000 being 15 years ago is making me reevaluate my evening.

Bernanke
19-10-2015, 10:33 PM
91'-crew reporting in. :joy:

I had both Maz and Luca down as about 3 years older than what they are.

randomlegend
19-10-2015, 10:40 PM
24, 2000 being 15 years ago is making me reevaluate my evening.

Your avatar greatly improves this post.

The Merse
19-10-2015, 10:56 PM
30 :face:

The Merse
19-10-2015, 10:57 PM
Your avatar greatly improves this post.

Keep thinking that you're Poker due to your new avatar.

randomlegend
19-10-2015, 11:00 PM
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

randomlegend
19-10-2015, 11:00 PM
Pokerface lololol.

Lewis
19-10-2015, 11:14 PM
How do you make Pokerface cry? Ask why all of his IP addresses put him in Oldham.

John
19-10-2015, 11:17 PM
That's how you send him scurrying off the board for six months. To make him cry you only had to use the word 'fantasist' within fifty paces of him.

ItalAussie
19-10-2015, 11:49 PM
I turned 30 last week. :cab:

Spoonsky
20-10-2015, 12:44 AM
I miss Pokerface. I think he was a much better poster than people give him credit for. That said, and to relate it back to the thread, I was probably about 14 when he last posted so take my comment with a grain of salt.

mugbull
20-10-2015, 02:58 AM
Y'all are fucking old. I bet if you had done this poll 7 years ago the average age would be like 23. There's no new blood at all

Spoonsky
20-10-2015, 03:07 AM
Yup. Ever since the FM Sections went downhill it's been basically stagnant.

I do wish I had been around at a time when everyone wasn't at least 3-4 years older than me. Everyone's basically boring to me now, in terms of their personal lives, while my stories of getting drunk on the weekends don't exactly go down well either.

TG09
20-10-2015, 04:51 AM
Im 36 but the missus is 31 so I am 31. :jayjay:

Giggles
20-10-2015, 05:07 AM
I'm 17, thank you very much. And 18 in a month, which means I can finally be in porn movies and get tattoos.

Vim being 20 has shocked me a little. Just me and Waff left in the teenage crew, fucking hell. We need some more yooth around here.

Is AE not 18 too?

Luca
20-10-2015, 05:49 AM
Is AE not 18 too?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Edward_(soccer)

Respect the Wikipedia article. :cool:

McAvennie
20-10-2015, 05:50 AM
You guys make me feel old

Giggles
20-10-2015, 07:18 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Edward_(soccer)

Respect the Wikipedia article. :cool:

He's Australian? I always thought he was American. Explains a lot though.

Kikó
20-10-2015, 07:43 AM
28 going on 18!!

I met Luca when he was about 4.

Benny
20-10-2015, 07:46 AM
26

27 next month though.

:moon:

Clunge
20-10-2015, 09:20 AM
26. Still struggle to believe I first signed up to this place when I was 13/14...

Blitz
20-10-2015, 10:38 AM
Y'all are fucking old. I bet if you had done this poll 7 years ago the average age would be like 23. There's no new blood at all

Crazy how time works, isn't it?

Disco
20-10-2015, 11:30 AM
I know if you'd asked me 7 years ago how old I was, I'd have given a very different answer.

Magic
20-10-2015, 11:51 AM
I think I'll shit myself up when it gets to the stage where I've spent more than half my life on this place. Only 5 years to go. :(

-james-
20-10-2015, 01:14 PM
23. Registered when I was 12. Fucking lol.

phonics
20-10-2015, 01:17 PM
That can't be true, you were at uni the same year I and Sandman and co. went no?

Kikó
20-10-2015, 01:17 PM
Crazy to think that 20 years ago was 1995.

Kikó
20-10-2015, 01:17 PM
And this all used to be fields.

-james-
20-10-2015, 01:32 PM
That can't be true, you were at uni the same year I and Sandman and co. went no?

Nah, I went to uni in 2009. Sandman was my idol for the two years before that.

Jimmy Floyd
20-10-2015, 02:37 PM
Next year I'll have been registered here for half my life.

Spoonsky
20-10-2015, 02:51 PM
Who the fuck knew that AE was born in Dar es Salaam?

The Merse
20-10-2015, 04:14 PM
The email address I'm signed up with is older than vim :(

Amigo
20-10-2015, 04:24 PM
24 in December. Fuck my life.

simon
20-10-2015, 04:46 PM
I'm 24. I feel old a lot considering I'm surrounded by 18/19/20 year olds on my degree (there is the saving grace of another 24 year old though) who don't know that they're born.

Also, everytime we do this I'm reminded that I'm older than Luca and that makes me sad.

Byron
20-10-2015, 05:19 PM
26, although I'm the third youngest in my department so I feel relatively young.

Still blows my mind though when I see applications or details for people born in 1997 and remember that would actually make them 18.

Magic
20-10-2015, 05:23 PM
The email address I'm signed up with is older than vim :(

Fuuuuuuuu.

Bernanke
20-10-2015, 05:40 PM
24 in December. Fuck my life.


I'm 24. I feel old a lot considering I'm surrounded by 18/19/20 year olds on my degree (there is the saving grace of another 24 year old though) who don't know that they're born.

Also, everytime we do this I'm reminded that I'm older than Luca and that makes me sad.

Turning 24 in a month, and it really is the first time I've started obsessing about my age.

Benny
20-10-2015, 05:41 PM
They say you're only as old as the woman you feel, unfortunately the bird is 26 so that saying means bollocks all to me.

Sir Andy Mahowry
20-10-2015, 07:18 PM
I'm 24. I feel old a lot considering I'm surrounded by 18/19/20 year olds on my degree (there is the saving grace of another 24 year old though) who don't know that they're born.

Also, everytime we do this I'm reminded that I'm older than Luca and that makes me sad.
Try being at uni when you're 28.

I know of 3 people who are older than me on my course but the rest are, I believe, 21 maximum.

I get a lot of, 'You look about 22' though. However that might just be because they believe I can't possibly be older than that as I'm on the course.

Dquincy
20-10-2015, 07:46 PM
32.

Raoul Duke
20-10-2015, 09:08 PM
I'm 33. It's alright.

I didn't realise that Yev was older than me (I thought we were the same age) or that Luca was that much younger.

Boydy
20-10-2015, 09:18 PM
I wouldn't mind my age so much if I thought had a handle on my life in any way.

Alex
20-10-2015, 10:05 PM
I wouldn't mind my age so much if I thought had a handle on my life in any way.

Pretty much. I'm 28, for another two and a bit months anyway. :uhoh:

I've been thinking recently I might just write off my twenties, live the rest of them out in as carefree a manner as possible and (try to) be a proper grown up when I'm 30.

Spoonsky
20-10-2015, 10:15 PM
24 in December. Fuck my life.

And finally on the new board. Did Iceland lose its internet access or something?

mugbull
21-10-2015, 12:19 AM
Crazy how time works, isn't it?

You know what I'm saying.

McAvennie
21-10-2015, 05:34 AM
They say you're only as old as the woman you feel, unfortunately the bird is 26 so that saying means bollocks all to me.
I am going with this as it makes me sub-40. Someone change the poll!!

Blitz
21-10-2015, 08:11 AM
You know what I'm saying.

Indeed.

I'm 26.

McAvennie
21-10-2015, 09:29 AM
Where is Spav when I need him so I don't feel all lonely in my oldness?

Sounds like a song...