Best Mahoments

[Offshore Toon]

Thread to discuss Mahow's best moments.

[Spikey M]

/Thread

[Ian]

He had a pretty heroic moment playing Vermintide 2 with me and Cord this one time.

That's probably about it.

[Lewis]

There have obviously been some belters in recent years, but I think we have to go back to where it all started - that time he nearly had a MELTDOWN in the street trying to cram a fucking gamer chair into his little two door car.

[Pepe]

The trip to (the) Ukraine is an obvious contender.

[Offshore Toon]

Did the shoebox thing actually happen or was it just an idea?

[Pepe]

Forgot about that. :D

[Spikey M]

What was the shoebox thing?

[Shindig]

There was a girl he liked at school so he brought her a shoebox of things he thought she might like.

[Spikey M]

:D wut

[Dark Soldier]

I loved that time when he wanked in a shoebox for about six months, waited for it to dry then diluted it into a fragrance he sold down the local market. Alopecia breakout in the local area. Keeps the newspaper clippings in that very same shoebox.

[Boydy]

Didn't she cry when she received the shoebox as well?

[Offshore Toon]

There's a lot of debate as to whether those were her tears or Mahow's sweat.

[Foe]

https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?35-Don-t-go-breaking-Mahowt&highlight=Mahowt

[Foe]

Serious note though, how are you mahow?

You were pretty anxious for a while - that improved any? Thrown yourself out there into social situations and or attempted part time work?

[Giggles]

If someone was getting this elsewhere online half of you would have the pearls clutched to dust.

[Lewis]

Can't believe we've had a solid six years of tee-heeing at that.

[Lewis]

I feel like I overlooked this (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1168-I-think-I-ve-gone-full-mental&p=118197&viewfull=1#post118197) post before. Fucking lmao out loud at him. Thank you Mark. Banter isn't everything.

[Ian]

If someone was getting this elsewhere online half of you would have the pearls clutched to dust.

It doesn't even get a rise out of him so quite aside from being a bit of a dick move having a thread just to lol at one person I don't even see what anybody's getting out of it.

Not least when there are some absolute cretins on here who are actual cunts into the bargain who are much more deserving of being lolled at.

[Lewis]

Lofty

[Offshore Toon]

GS was so shit. It was bad enough when people used to say he was a good poster, but choosing to associate with him off the board ('The Group') is just beyond comprehension. One must have standards ffs.

[Alex]

I feel like I overlooked this (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1168-I-think-I-ve-gone-full-mental&p=118197&viewfull=1#post118197) post before. Fucking lmao out loud at him. Thank you Mark. Banter isn't everything.

What an absolute pecker that lad was. And presumably still is.

[Spikey M]

It doesn't even get a rise out of him so quite aside from being a bit of a dick move having a thread just to lol at one person I don't even see what anybody's getting out of it.

Not least when there are some absolute cretins on here who are actual cunts into the bargain who are much more deserving of being lolled at.

Considering Football is about as interesting as competitive knitting at the moment, can we have an "Ian's Top Cunts" thread instead of November Football?

[igor_balis]

We all love banter.

[Ian]

Considering Football is about as interesting as competitive knitting at the moment, can we have an "Ian's Top Cunts" thread instead of November Football?

If you want I can just post the most recent Manchester United starting eleven and combine both ideas.

[Waffdon]

Do I make the starting XI?

[Spikey M]

If you want I can just post the most recent Manchester United starting eleven and combine both ideas.

I'm just the ideas man. You are the Artist. Artiste if you will, or won't, I don't really know the difference.

[Spikey M]

Do I make the starting XI?

You are Juan Sebastian Veron. They signed him purely for what he could do in Europe. Twitter is our Europe.

[Lewis]

We all love the banter
It's never gonna stop
That shoebox and his step-mum
We've lolled a fucking lot
But this was his real life and
We didn't want to snoop
We all took a decision
The faggots in The Group
Allez, allez, allez

[Ian]

Do I make the starting XI?

Well you'd need to speak to Solskjaer I suppose but I'd definitely consider you ahead of Matic when McFred aren't available. Or Fred to be honest if it's one of the days he's left his brain at home.

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Dark Soldier]

If there is a group with GS in can someone add me quick so I can call him a cunt, ta.

[Spikey M]

It's a true shame that Lewis wasted his one shot at being publishied on chasing nuclear proliferation, rather than going into comedy political poetry.

[Spikey M]

Is Mahow the Phil Jones of your team Ian? Unspectacular, but he tries and gets an unnecessary amount of abuse.

[Boydy]

It doesn't even get a rise out of him so quite aside from being a bit of a dick move having a thread just to lol at one person I don't even see what anybody's getting out of it.

Not least when there are some absolute cretins on here who are actual cunts into the bargain who are much more deserving of being lolled at.

You can't post that and not name names

[Spikey M]

Start the thread Ian.

Here we go!

[Ian]

You can't post that and not name names

And yet... I did.

You don't remain as mediocre as me without under-delivering.

[Spikey M]

And yet... I did.

You don't remain as mediocre as me without under-delivering.

Are you throwing your hat in the ring as Marcus Rashford?

[Ian]

I am the Anderson. Promises to do better once a year then remembers pies are better than football.

[Lofty]

Lofty

Bit harsh, surely I'm not the number one cretin/cunt hybrid here.

[Lewis]

Don't shoot the messenger big man. I think you're great.

[Kikó]

I feel like I overlooked this (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1168-I-think-I-ve-gone-full-mental&p=118197&viewfull=1#post118197) post before. Fucking lmao out loud at him. Thank you Mark. Banter isn't everything.

Giggles going full on calling me and amigo rats is great a few posts later. I did have good intentions but also some tee hee. Ukraine was one of the best stories this place ever had and How showed some bollocks to go and do it.

Shame we never had pics.

[Lewis]

Shame he won't ever come to a TTH Meet for the pats on the back and free drinks.

[Giggles]

Giggles going full on calling me and amigo rats is great a few posts later. I did have good intentions but also some tee hee. Ukraine was one of the best stories this place ever had and How showed some bollocks to go and do it.

Shame we never had pics.

Full on truth.

[Luca]

Shame he won't ever come to a TTH Meet for the pats on the back and free drinks.

And have to deal with the shame of you ordering milk?

[Luca]

How did Amigo get looped into getting called a rat?

[Waffdon]

Is Amigo not a confirmed nonce

[phonics]

I’m with Ian. This is just Offshore being a bully as usual. Terrible person. I don’t think MHow likes me and I’m not particularly a fan but ‘please post a guys lows’ is just fucking gross. Get a life mate.

[Panda Bear]

I don't like this thread either.

The "give a girl a box of things she likes" story is, well, something sweet you would see in a movie.

[Lewis]

Top Offshorements: Bullying Mahow; telling that girl that Mert was claiming to have shagged her; patronising Magpie; erm...

[Offshore Toon]

I've clearly misread the situation as I was under the impression that we all love banter.

[Manc]

Vile. This has no place in 2021. #standingwithmahow

[Panda Bear]

I've clearly misread the situation as I was under the impression that we all love banter.It's like when I posted a photo of Kiko assuming that we all knew his face.

[Lewis]

We hadn't seen him since the chemo.

[Lofty]

Top Offshorements: Bullying Mahow; telling that girl that Mert was claiming to have shagged her; patronising Magpie; erm...

I forgot about the Mert thing :D

[Offshore Toon]

The Mert thing has aged pretty well I reckon.