TTH's best rivalries

[Offshore Toon]

There seems to be a fair few at the moment (Giggles v Kiko, RL v everyone, Quincy v common sense) but they're a bit boring for the most part. Looking back, who had the best rivalry?

[niko_cee]

:eyemouth: and :brighton:

[Yevrah]

RvN and Henry.

[Giggles]

RvN and Henry.

Ruud?

[Ian]

I really have very little appetite for e-drama which is probably why I've never written a good WDYTOE.

[Magic]

Love these nostalgia threads. Big dick points for pre-2005 mems.

[Lofty]

Mert v everyone.

[Dquincy]

I remember John hating me back in the day. I also feel there is tension between myself and Jim; some of it sexual (mostly from his side).

In fact, I'd say Jim is a poor man's John.

[Dquincy]

There seems to be a fair few at the moment (Giggles v Kiko, RL v everyone, Quincy v common sense) but they're a bit boring for the most part. Looking back, who had the best rivalry?

Sounds like you want to start a new rivalry. Unlucky for you, I like you too much for that. You're great.

[Giggles]

John hated everyone.

[Offshore Toon]

Sounds like you want to start a new rivalry. Unlucky for you, I like you too much for that. You're great.
No chance. I like the work you're doing at the moment and wouldn't want to interfere with that.

[Offshore Toon]

I'd quite like to hear what RL makes of his foes (at minimum Waff, Taz and Magic) and also rank them.

[Lofty]

Hull's Tiger vs himself.

[Offshore Toon]

Does anybody remember anything from the FM forums? They were always over nothing but there was so much pride at stake.

[SvN]

Ant v Spinal colunns.

[Lofty]

The guy who always save scummed to ridiculous levels and then argued with everyone he didn't.

[randomlegend]

I'd quite like to hear what RL makes of his foes (at minimum Waff, Taz and Magic) and also rank them.

I don't really see any of those three as rivals.

Waff is more like having a stalker who only pops up to disagree with anything I say about football (convinced he has something set up to ping him any time I post in a football thread). It's really sad that he clearly cares more about Man Utd than his own team.

You can't really have a rival with a bot/parody account so that rules out Taz. Him stealing that bike was fucking weird though.

Magic's covid stuff is obviously mental but I think he still kind of knows it and plays up to it. Him getting covid pneumonia was a bit funny but I'm glad he's Ok and I hope his bloody piss turns out to be nothing.

Jimmy's the only one I feel a bit of actual rivalry with because I find some of his political stances on actual things that matter pretty unpalatable. But I don't think arguing does either of us any good.

I'd probably get on with all of them IRL. It's very rare I clash with anyone in the real world, perhaps surprisingly. Can count on one hand. Watt is probably the one I'd be most likely to not like.

[Kikó]

TimboFM and MancSean.

[Magic]

Team Idiot vs Henry.

Ronan and Al0n.

Me and Teggy.

[Lofty]

Surely Lewis vs Al0n as Lewis donned him clean off the board.

[Magic]

Baz v Henry was like one of those pathetic rivalries on a BBC3 late night comedy about STUDENT LIFE. Awks.

[Offshore Toon]

I feel like Baz enjoyed it and just wound Henry up. Henry was taking on the entirety of Teh 'Fuge at one point and, to be fair, that was fairly legendary. Spikey will always be Idiotmouse and who can forget Glenn and Scoobs.

[Spikey M]

Taz vs my memory of him being a good poster.

[Dave.]

Baz vs. Henry, John vs. Ledley, Harold vs. Just about anyone but his debates against Dr Barry and Lewis were highlights.

[Dave.]

:eyemouth: and :brighton:

R-One vs. :eyemouth:

Never before has someone had such an irrational hatred of an emoticon.

[Boydy]

Taz vs my memory of him being a good poster.
:D

Lol

[Shindig]

Baz and Henry. It was so one-sided and Henry got so angry over nowt. It was wonderful.

[Dark Soldier]

The guy who always save scummed to ridiculous levels and then argued with everyone he didn't.

Indoctrin. And the Irish dude.

FM save games, members doing a season each. Indoctrin always winning every match 8-0 but he wasn't cheating, then the Irish lad kept save scumming every match to win everything, and another I forget the name of edited player stats, so during their season attributes were going up 4 points etc.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Indoctrin. And the Irish dude.

FM save games, members doing a season each. Indoctrin always winning every match 8-0 but he wasn't cheating, then the Irish lad kept save scumming every match to win everything, and another I forget the name of edited player stats, so during their season attributes were going up 4 points etc.

That was also Indoctrin. He was also lowering opponent players stats too.

Ramos looked like a League 1 player at the end.

[Lewis]

Me and Alan were big mates before his blow up. Harold's best rivals were Henners and ItalAussie. They really didn't like him, where as I just thought he was a bit lol and still shared racism/wrestling with him on TR.

Wedge vs DM. Wedge vs IJ. Wedge vs Ledley. Ledley vs Charlton Heston.

[Offshore Toon]

I forgot about Ledley. He was so shit.

Maybe TTH needs another geek squad as moderators to bring out the best of us.

[Dave.]

Me and Alan were big mates before his blow up. Harold's best rivals were Henners and ItalAussie. They really didn't like him, where as I just thought he was a bit lol and still shared racism/wrestling with him on TR.

Wedge vs DM. Wedge vs IJ. Wedge vs Ledley. Ledley vs Charlton Heston.

I forgot about Ital. That's a great shout.

[Pen]

Harold vs Delakingois was everywhere at one point.

[Lewis]

Penaldo vs AE got heated that one night.

[Pen]

Not so much a rivalry rather than me being a right twat towards him.

[Disco]

I forgot about Ledley. He was so shit.

Maybe TTH needs another geek squad as moderators to bring out the best of us.

This reminds of Heat, the other Tottenham poster, didn't he disappear after some sort of meltdown?

[Spikey M]

Lewis should write a "History of TTH meltdowns" book. Smiffy would be the first 300 pages on his own.

[Lewis]

I would put Yevrah on page one and get two more books out of his 'THAT WAS NOT A MELTDOWN' posts.

[Shindig]

"Stop making fun of this thing I AM NOT HAVING."

[Lewis]

This reminds of Heat, the other Tottenham poster, didn't he disappear after some sort of meltdown?

Wasn't he a Fulham fan, and wasn't he ripping people off selling phones and not sending them? I'm sure that had something to do with it.

[phonics]

The GS (gassy snake not garden soccer) era of this board was so bad I stopped posting for a couple years. What an absolute wank he was.

[Lewis]

I'm not sure he had an 'Era'. It was more like Jeff Jarrett's Intercontinental title run.

[igor_balis]

Shindig used to stalk me for a year or two, calling me a cunt when I posted anything. I hesitate to call it a rivalry because rather than rise to it I was mostly just confused by it until he stopped doing it randomly. Plus, I AM a cunt so fair play.

Manc, to some extent, took up the mantle, but as much as it pains me to say it, he's a pretty good poster, so I largely feel like I should just take his obsessive abuse on the chin.

[Giggles]

He had himself pinned as a real big dog here for a while didn’t he?

The serpent, not shindig.

[Dquincy]

That's because he is. And you're intimidated by it.

Edit: Ah, thought you meant Manc.

[Pepe]

Didn't GS go to a TTH meet and then think he was cool after that? Too cool for us, which is why he upgraded to The Group.

Odds on him still being a virgin?

[Magic]

Is he the one that went to Kingston on some wank accounting placement.

[Kikó]

GS, Foe, Jimmy, Raoul Duke, Samadini and me was a legendary meet.

Bring back SeniorGuvnor.

[Giggles]

Didn't GS go to a TTH meet and then think he was cool after that? Too cool for us, which is why he upgraded to The Group.

Odds on him still being a virgin?

He was a religious wackjob too, so he probably just gets the odd young male escort who he then beats up afterwards for being a filthy shirt lifter.

[SvN]

Virgin and an anti-wanker. I dread to think what state his bedsheets are in.

[Spikey M]

GS is exactly the sort of headcase we need back.

Keeks, can you put a message in THE GROUP asking him to come back? Also, call Benny a slag while you're there please.

[Offshore Toon]

GS was dull as fuck. He was basically a Harold that wanted to be popular.

[igor_balis]

His wrestling themed werewolf game(s?) were great reads to be fair to him. That was him, right?

[Manc]

Can we schedule a werewolf game for the international break? Many thanks.

[Kikó]

GS is exactly the sort of headcase we need back.

Keeks, can you put a message in THE GROUP asking him to come back? Also, call Benny a slag while you're there please.

I can neither confirm or deny either people mentioned are in "THE GROUP" and can also neither confirm or deny there being a group.

[Giggles]

GS is exactly the sort of headcase we need back.

Keeks, can you put a message in THE GROUP asking him to come back? Also, call Benny a slag while you're there please.

I’d say most still read and considering the general arrogance you should see how many you could goad back. A point for every post.

[randomlegend]

Remember Vic Flange? That was pretty fucking weird in hindsight.

[randomlegend]

I’d say most still read and considering the general arrogance you should see how many you could goad back. A point for every post.

I thought Lee might've been drawn in by a couple of my posts but I expect he just makes snarky comments in the group, the clueless fuck.

[Giggles]

I thought Lee might've been drawn in by a couple of my posts but I expect he just makes snarky comments in the group, the clueless fuck.

He’s more a career soldier than a medical professional though. I doubt he gives a fuck about any real care so none of it would have registered.

[Kikó]

Remember Vic Flange? That was pretty fucking weird in hindsight.

Very. He was about 20 years older than us (and still will be bam) so he's probably dead now with Spav.

[randomlegend]

I'm not bothered if he doesn't give a fuck, it was him lording it telling me I don't know what I'm on about and F1s doing ward rounds "doesn't happen" when it's absolute bollocks.

He's either genuinely clueless what goes on or a total liar.

[Lewis]

Very. He was about 20 years older than us (and still will be bam) so he's probably dead now with Spav.

He also claimed to be rich/successful. Why you writing snuff stories for teenagers then?

[Spikey M]

Maybe he's just a bit Elon Musk.

[Lewis]

I think out of all the old posters I would like to know what SG is doing these days. He probably just works for the council and goes cottaging, but there might be a tragic football fan account in there somewhere.

[Shindig]

He also claimed to be rich/successful. Why you writing snuff stories for teenagers then?

Maybe that's how he made his money? Banging out terrible kindle efforts for 99p.

[Kikó]

I think out of all the old posters I would like to know what SG is doing these days. He probably just works for the council and goes cottaging, but there might be a tragic football fan account in there somewhere.

Maybe he's Michael Cox.

[Lofty]

I think out of all the old posters I would like to know what SG is doing these days. He probably just works for the council and goes cottaging, but there might be a tragic football fan account in there somewhere.

What about Lolton?

[Lewis]

SeniorGuvnor: Works for the council, goes cottaging, still lives in his 'cold bedroom', runs a Twitter account called something like 'The Gaygenpress' but is permanently stuck on hundreds of followers because he can't banter other clubs/players to save his life.
Dr Barry: Works for the council or some worthless charity, runs a Twitter account that reviews video games and posts things like 'Ugh' when female journalists, especially the fit Corbyn-adjacent ones, screenshot the abuse they get. His profile picture is a really closely taken picture of his face, possibly in black and white and/or looking away from the camera.
eltharion_doa: Works for the council but quite high up in it, which in Australia will mean six figures, and only dates good looking birds fifteen years his junior for six months at a time until the concert/travel stories run dry and they realise he isn't as cool and as clever as they/he thought. His hair is probably thinning at the front.
moltonbassiv: Stupid cunt in Taiwan.

[Kikó]

Elth had just had a kid irl.

[Giggles]

SeniorGuvnor: Works for the council, goes cottaging, still lives in his 'cold bedroom', runs a Twitter account called something like 'The Gaygenpress' but is permanently stuck on hundreds of followers because he can't banter other clubs/players to save his life.
Dr Barry: Works for the council or some worthless charity, runs a Twitter account that reviews video games and posts things like 'Ugh' when female journalists, especially the fit Corbyn-adjacent ones, screenshot the abuse they get. His profile picture is a really closely taken picture of his face, possibly in black and white and/or looking away from the camera.
eltharion_doa: Works for the council but quite high up in it, which in Australia will mean six figures, and only dates good looking birds fifteen years his junior for six months at a time until the concert/travel stories run dry and they realise he isn't as cool and as clever as they/he thought. His hair is probably thinning at the front.
moltonbassiv: Stupid cunt in Taiwan.

Afraid to do a WhatsApp wanker? Don’t tell me you’ve been compromised. :gs:

[Shindig]

Is there something about this board that primes people for council and civil service jobs? :D

[Lewis]

Afraid to do a WhatsApp wanker? Don’t tell me you’ve been compromised. :gs:

The WhatsApp lot are little slugs. Little slugs with no personality. You can't make things up about them.

[Giggles]

Slugs. I like it.

I apologise for questioning you.

[Kikó]

Well deflected agent Lewis.

[7om]

The WhatsApp lot are little slugs. Little slugs with no personality. You can't make things up about them.

This is big boy shit.

[Mazuuurk]

IJ vs TTH, and just about anyone?

Mark vs other FM sites

thelastnightintown vs himself

[Don]

The jelaousy of the gimps who haven't been added to The Group :harold:

[Manc]

The Group at this point is essentially a safe house for manlets who have been lolled off the board.

[Lewis]

At any and all points.

[Disco]

It's GS and Dr Chorizo, hardly Propaganda Due.

[Giggles]

Taz’s presence is presumably to make each the rest of them right at least once. That, and a comedy mong for when conversation lulls.

[Don]

So bitter. That's why you're not invited, good vibes only in there.

[phonics]

I’ve met 3 people off here. Two of them are in #TheGroup and they’re nice people. IIRC Kiko and I bantered about joining #TheGroup but I didn’t want any GS in my life.

[Kikó]

Taz’s presence is presumably to make each the rest of them right at least once. That, and a comedy mong for when conversation lulls.

No, that's why we have Baz.

[7om]

Can we get a full roster for The Group?

[Spikey M]

I suppose you want the Order of Business for the next Bilderberg meeting while he's at it?

[Lewis]

'Daws' - Eric Bischoff
LeeCovFox - Horace Hogan
GS - David Flair
Taz - Syxx
Mr Chorizo - Buff Bagwell
Samadini - Vincent
Luca - Bret Hart trying to fit in

[Luca]

In the sense that I slap Lee around for fun in THE GROUP, I suppose you could call me the Hitman. :zink:

Taz left for greener pastures, I’m afraid. Not enough tick tings sent through per hour.

[Baz]

No, that's why we have Baz.

u wish

[Dquincy]

'Daws' - Eric Bischoff
LeeCovFox - Horace Hogan
GS - David Flair
Taz - Syxx
Mr Chorizo - Buff Bagwell
Samadini - Vincent
Luca - Bret Hart trying to fit in

I'm also in it.

[Spikey M]

You can be Val Venis.

[Kikó]

I'm also in it.

I've told you about telling people. Stop it.

[CJay]

IJ vs TTH, and just about anyone?

Mark vs other FM sites

thelastnightintown vs himself

Is Mark now in charge of the champman0102 website or is that just a coincidence?

https://champman0102.net

[Spikey M]

I feel an invasion coming on.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Doesn't read like him. Not enough hehehe and ellipsis.

[Spikey M]

And sign of Ian?

[Dquincy]

Is Mark now in charge of the champman0102 website or is that just a coincidence?

https://champman0102.net

Nice find. Will have a read of some of their CM stories.

[Baz]

Nice find. Will have a read of some of their CM stories.

It’s dogshit.

“Let’s try and get Cristiano Ronaldo to 200 caps but I’ve edited him to make him better.” And it’s all like that. What’s the point?