Who's the paedo?

[Spammer]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-57899127

Premier League footballer, aged 31, has been arrested by Greater Manchester police for being a massive paedophile.

Greater Manchester
31

Who could it be?

[Spikey M]

Its Gylfi Siggurdson.

[niko_cee]

RIP the board.

[Spammer]

Oh aye? How'd you know that?

[Spikey M]

It's been all over Twitter for a few days. He was arrested at the weekend and Everton suspended him.

[Baz]

Wife deleted her Instagram too.

[Manc]

Did he lure the child with toffees?

[SvN]

His wife denied it was him a few days ago.

[Spammer]

Kyle Walker is 31, as is Fabian Delph

Delph probably has a house in Manchester from his city days

I reckon it's Delph

[Spikey M]

https://futballnews.com/alexandra-ivarsdottir-wife-of-gylfi-sigurdsson-of-everton-says-her-husband-wasnt-arrested-for-child-sex-offenses/

Could also be Delph. :sherlock:

[Baz]

His wife denied it was him a few days ago.
Well Everton confirmed it was him: https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement

Considering their only other 31 year old is Delph, who has been seen training.

[-james-]

Kyle Walker is 31, as is Fabian Delph

Delph probably has a house in Manchester from his city days

I reckon it's Delph

Gotta be the black guy aye?

[Spammer]

Gotta be the black guy aye?

More oppression = more repression = increased likelihood of paedophilia

[randomlegend]

Probably one of the most racist statements ever made on the board, which is going some.

[Spammer]

Iceland is also very cold and oppressive though, so it's not as simple as that.

Looks like it's the Icelandic geez anyway

[Spikey M]

More oppression = more repression = increased likelihood of paedophilia

Alright lad. :cab:

[Offshore Toon]

It's definitely him, you mong. Everton put out a statement last night, Mirror were reporting it too.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I heard it was Daniel Amokachi.

[Dave.]

Innocent until proven Gylfi.

[Spammer]

I was clearly parodying the logic of the idea that I was going with Delph because he was black. It seems obvious to be the Icelandic geez

[Spikey M]

Nice try Hatie Cockkins

[Don]

RL, innit.

[randomlegend]

We all know why you stole that bike, mate.

[Spikey M]

Can't be a nonce if the kids are taller than you, surely.

[igor_balis]

If you're going to draw the line on stuff people say on here, that admittedly pretty stupid joke from hammer doesn't feel like the obvious place to do so.

[Spikey M]

And here come Laurence Cocks.

[Waffdon]

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Hahahahah

[Baz]

So apparently Gylfi slept with a fifteen year old “prostitute” who then tried to blackmail him for millions but he was having none of it, and now he’s gonna get sent down for a four year sentence.

Typical Everton cunt.

[Mellberg]

If she's a hooker and he didn't know then we're into Graham Rix territory and I begin to sympathise. If he knew then fuck him.

[Dquincy]

The 15 yr old prossie..allegedly.

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[Lewis]

There was a case a while back (Google isn't helping, and I'm not sitting here all night trying various combinations) of some businessman meeting someone off the internet who turned out to be underage, and he got away with it because they had lied about their age to get on the platform.

[Offshore Toon]

Comments seem to suggest that's a load of waffle, Quince.

[Giggles]

“Apparently she was absolutely bangin as well” :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

“Apparently she was absolutely bangin as well” :D

This was such a brilliant line.

[Lewis]

There was also a similar case in the all-time greatest nonce hunter video. They had set up a profile on a fetish website and got talking to some guy whose thing was daddy/little girl stuff, and then they confronted him on his nice middle class doorstep. He calmly and repeatedly explained to them that it was a roleplay site and you had to be eighteen to sign up, so he obviously assumed... But they didn't get his point so just kept getting more and more arsed and threatening him.

[Dquincy]

Comments seem to suggest that's a load of waffle, Quince.
I'm not Columbo mate.