Showers

[Dquincy]

Just found out this evening that my two best mates generally shower in the evening as apposed to the morning (not with each other) and it's shocked me to the core.

2 out the 3 us felt that a morning shower is likely the more popular choice for the general public, but now I just don't know.

So, which do you do?

[Spikey M]

Every morning, but morning and evening in the summer.

[Shindig]

Mornings. Doing it in the evenings feels counter productive.

[Manc]

As and when.

[Offshore Toon]

Working from home kind of buggers up the routine, but I shower just before I leave the house, unless the first trip out is exercise in which case I'd shower after that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Evenings.

[phonics]

Evening showers are for perverts.

Edit: fucking lol hadn’t even seen Mahows post. Theory confirmed.

[Lewis]

Having a particular routine for it is pointless, so what Manc said.

[Baz]

I have a shower before getting dressed, so morning.

[Queenslander]

Both you flithy carnts.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Both you flithy carnts.

We don't live in a country where your balls sweat whilst watching TV.

If I go somewhere hot (and the few days it's hot here) I'll have one twice a day.

[Queenslander]

We don't live in a country where your balls sweat whilst watching TV.

If I go somewhere hot (and the few days it's hot here) I'll have one twice a day.

That is fair I just temp gunned my couch at 30*c

[Kikó]

Always the evening.

[Dquincy]

But sure you wake with a post night-time sweaty glaze on you? It just doesn't feel right to me.

A morning shower sets me up for the day.

[SincereTheRebel]

Morning and Evening. How can you get into your bed at night after moving around all day without a shower? That is disturbing to me. I have to admit though, im a hygiene freak. Ive left some girls because they never took an actual bath, they only did showers.

[John Arne]

Morning and evening. It is silly hot here, though.

[Dquincy]

Morning and Evening. How can you get into your bed at night after moving around all day without a shower? That is disturbing to me. I have to admit though, im a hygiene freak. Ive left some girls because they never took an actual bath, they only did showers.

What's so important about a bath over a shower? Both get you clean.

[Shindig]

"I'm a hygiene freak but if you tell me to put a condom on, I'm out of here."

[Kikó]

But sure you wake with a post night-time sweaty glaze on you? It just doesn't feel right to me.

A morning shower sets me up for the day.

In the summer maybe, I'm not a sweaty mess.

[SincereTheRebel]

What's so important about a bath over a shower? Both get you clean.

You're right. However. If she is not taking a bath and soaking her pussy. If my hygeine appears to be better than hers. She isnt good enough.

[Giggles]

I have a bath every morning. Shower doesn’t work.

[Baz]

I have a bath every morning. Shower doesn’t work.

Gotta soak your pussy.

[Spikey M]

In the summer maybe, I'm not a sweaty mess.

You've been pretending to be Italian?

[Shindig]

You're right. However. If she is not taking a bath and soaking her pussy. If my hygeine appears to be better than hers. She isnt good enough.

Do you only encounter women to fuck them? Serious question, here.

[Foe]

Every morning, post exercise and if I feel particularly dirty or sweaty in the evening.

The morning shower is party for cleanliness and partly to wake me up.

[Dquincy]

You're right. However. If she is not taking a bath and soaking her pussy. If my hygeine appears to be better than hers. She isnt good enough.

You need to buy her a shower douche kit.

https://www.uberkinky.co.uk/medical-play/enemas-douching.html?gclid=Cj0KCQiA_qD_BRDiARIsANjZ2LA8X0 9LTTOYXeOhuxKTiOsOnty5sSdYBIpa1GOFLDV_aVgGrqepI78a AsAvEALw_wcB

[Kikó]

You've been pretending to be Italian?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Silvio_Dante-_Sopranos.png

[randomlegend]

Pussys should be rinsed with water and nothing more. Over-cleaning, particularly with soap or other washing products, can upset the pH and commensal bacterial balance and lead to bacterial vaginosis.

If you've ever met a girl whose vag honks of fish it's more likely to have been caused by over than under washing.

Here ends the lesson.

[7om]

So some people go to bed not showering? All that sweat and skidmarks and you roll into bed and go to sleep? You dirty bastards. Evening every time.

[phonics]

It’s almost like you clean your sheets...

[Baz]

So some people go to bed not showering? All that sweat and skidmarks and you roll into bed and go to sleep? You dirty bastards. Evening every time.But then you wash it off in the morning.

Whereas you sweat while you sleep and wake up and go out, already having BO at 8am.

[Lewis]

That little morning sweat layer is a nice primer for his yellow make-up. Hence the evening showers.

[Giggles]

So some people go to bed not showering? All that sweat and skidmarks and you roll into bed and go to sleep? You dirty bastards. Evening every time.

You’d give the sack and crack a going over before bed even if you were showering/bathing in the morning.

[Lofty]

Morning, obviously.

[Luca]

Surely baths (swimming in your own filth) are vastly inferior to showers. They’re for children and the infirm.

[Shindig]

Or people that only have a bath installed.

[Giggles]

Or people who’s shower doesn’t work.

[Mike]

Those people should get a shower installed in the bath or get their shower fixed.

As for showers, mornings. On fresh bedding day an extra before bed shower.

[Luca]

If your toilet doesn’t work, would you shit in a pot or get it fixed?

[Giggles]

I can’t get my shower fixed as the landlord just uses covid now as an excuse to fix nothing. And I’m sure as fuck not fixing it for them or the next tenants.

[Shindig]

If I had a knackered shower, I'd be getting it fixed. And I'd love to install a shower but the tenancy agreement rules it out. Next place I get, a shower would be a priority. It'd save so much time in the morning.

[Giggles]

It’s their responsibility to get it fixed, you get nothing back from doing it for them. Plus, if I do one thing they’ll use it as a free pass to never do a thing again. The only thing I bit the bullet on were mattresses but theirs are rolled and tied and in the attic and they’ll be getting them back.

I like a bath anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Those people should get a shower installed in the bath or get their shower fixed.

As for showers, mornings. On fresh bedding day an extra before bed shower.
Those are shit.

[Giggles]

Those are shit.

Depends on your water pressure.

[Dquincy]

Those are shit.
The shower spec and water pressure is the important part. The vessel you're standing in surely isn't that big a deal.

[Dquincy]

Those people should get a shower installed in the bath or get their shower fixed.

As for showers, mornings. On fresh bedding day an extra before bed shower.
Fresh bed day. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Depends on your water pressure.

I don't like being in a non-enclosed shower, partly because I always end up getting water on the floor.
Those screens are shit too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The shower spec and water pressure is the important part. The vessel you're standing in surely isn't that big a deal.

It absolutely is.

[Giggles]

I don't like being in a non-enclosed shower, partly because I always end up getting water on the floor.
Those screens are shit too.

Curtain.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shower curtains are even worse.

Just get a proper shower or have a bath.

[Lewis]

I don't like being in a non-enclosed shower, partly because I always end up getting water on the floor.
Those screens are shit too.

Getting water on the floor is a valid reason, but what other ones are there for that to only be 'partly' why they're shit?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Well it's mainly that.

The only other reason is that I might as well just be having a bath.

[Lewis]

You twat.

[John Arne]

Wet room, for the win.

[Spikey M]

If you're wheelchair bound, sure.

[Giggles]

If you’re getting the floor wet with a shower curtain then you probably should be just house down in a yard with all the other mongs.

[Dquincy]

Wet room, for the win.
By the sounds of it, a wet room would be the thing of nightmares for Mahow. Not enclosed and water everywhere.

[Manc]

Giggles living in poverty. Another dent to the persona.

[Giggles]

This one of yours seems to have picked up a completely wrong one of mine. I’ve hardly been going around giving it the big kiko now have I?

Anyway, that’s just the standard state of the accommodation setup here. Accidental landlords that don’t want to know.

[Lofty]

The real question is do you piss in the shower or not.

[Spikey M]

Mahow shits in the bath. Pass it on.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

By the sounds of it, a wet room would be the thing of nightmares for Mahow. Not enclosed and water everywhere.
At our old house there was one in my Sisters bathroom, it was indeed shit.

[Dquincy]

The real question is do you piss in the shower or not.

Why wouldn't you?!