Hammer wants to walk back into our lives

[phonics]

I got a message saying that the 'registration system isn't working' but it seems it's actually Hammer wants back.

I'm fine with that but he's already had two breakdowns and I'm bored.

https://i.imgur.com/emeGQj2.png

Suggestions below.

[Giggles]

He should never never been left banned in the first place.

[Shindig]

Activate Windows :dc:

[Baz]

Just let him back.

[phonics]

He was never banned by staff will, he always asked to be banned to the point of harassing me until we was banned.

I'm not going to that effort.

[Kikó]

Who's texting you? Reg?

[Lewis]

Yeah and unban Harold. I would love to know what his pandemic thoughts are. I bet his Myspace is full of him mugging for mask-less supermarket selfies.

'Thanks mate. Just say you have an exemption they don't challenge you. :thbup:'

[phonics]

He probably has more than enough alias' to post if he wants. Hell, he might be already.


Who's texting you? Reg?


A tier 1 source.

[Dquincy]

What sort of breakdowns are we talking about?

[phonics]

Less serious than Smiffy/Giggles, more serious than bruhnaldo

[Lewis]

'lookin good kev that the one near the job centre???'
'Haha yeah it's a bit out of my way but...'

[phonics]

He's definitely calling them 'muzzles'.

[Dquincy]

Less serious than Smiffy/Giggles, more serious than bruhnaldo

:D

I recall him having very long hair. So, if he shaves it all off and posts a photo, he should be allowed back in.

[Giggles]

He was never banned by staff will, he always asked to be banned to the point of harassing me until we was banned.

I'm not going to that effort.

You're not exactly trustworthy. Just him back and stop fannying attention onto yourself.

[Disco]

Hammer fine, Harold no.

[Offshore Toon]

Saint first, then we can discuss others.

[Shindig]

Now you're talking.

[Dquincy]

Harold let in. Remove Phonics.

[Yevrah]

Seriously, let everyone back.

[Offshore Toon]

What if we give all the mentals their own little subforum to play in? We can post in there too, but it stops them potentially ruining the main forum. We can call it The Melting Pot or something.

[Shindig]

CM Benelux.

[Dquincy]

I agree with Harvey. Not letting them all back in feels a bit like Nazi Germany.

[Spikey M]

He can come back but every post he makes should be in the form of a poem.

[Lewis]

Saint first, then we can discuss others.

Saint was unbanned, so was he re-banned on the sly?

[Pepe]

Seriously, let everyone back.

Agreed.

[Giggles]

Did we not determine that Harold had died/finally gave up?

[Lofty]

What if we give all the mentals their own little subforum to play in? We can post in there too, but it stops them potentially ruining the main forum. We can call it The Melting Pot or something.

Sangatte.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did we not determine that Harold had died/finally gave up?

He murdered some ethnics.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's still in the fantasy football TTH league:

https://i.imgur.com/No0LvK9.png

[7om]

Is Harold still talking to himself on the refuge? Let him back in, at least it’s entertaining when he makes phonics rage.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is Harold still talking to himself on the refuge? Let him back in, at least it’s entertaining when he makes phonics rage.

No one uses it since it changed to a Tapatalk forum and ruined the design.

[Giggles]

They killed the logins too.

[Ian]

Of course he's an All Lives Matter. Of course he is.

[Boydy]

Absolutely do not let Harold back ffs. He just ruins everything.

[Lewis]

My favourite Harold phase was when he started responding with stuff like '"Nonsense", sneered Harold'.

[Lewis]

:lol:

Bring Back the Bish. #bringbackthebish

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Absolutely do not let Harold back ffs. He just ruins everything.

This.

Anyone else can come back though.

[Lewis]

I would rather have Harold ruin ('ruin') every thread until the board dies than read another 'Thumb it in' ripper.

[phonics]

Unrelated but finding something tied to this had me looking through original pms. It was this places 5th anniversary last month.

[Raoul Duke]

Hammer is fine and has probably been up to some deviant lockdown shit. Harold is a knobhead

[Dquincy]

Absolutely do not let Harold back ffs. He just ruins everything.

Subjective.

[Spikey M]

We absolutely need Hazza back. His Covid content would be quality. Absolutely nailed on anti-masker.

[Don]

Wait, so these fucks leave, nothing is heard for years and yet they think they can crawl back here as some sort of safety net just because they're unable to cope with a COVID lockdown? Yeah sure, whilst they're back, let them have a few dips of my missus and check to see if my face is a comfortable seat or not.

[Spikey M]

Insert racist nose joke here.

[Dquincy]

He'll be inserting his nose it's so bi....

[-james-]

I'm enjoying the assumption that Harold is desperate to come back. Is he browsing this thread, frothing at the mouth? Does he still have email alerts set up for whenever Jesus gets mentioned, or how do we raise the white smoke?

[Smjffy]

He has to post a YouTube video doing a rendition of Ave Maria whilst wearing woman's clothing, that should do.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I feel like those God vs whatever debates are a bit 2008. Haven't we all just agreed to sort of get along, where that's concerned?

[Lewis]

Once the 'religious right' bogeyman vanished after 2008 (and weirdly quickly for something supposedly all-powerful) you were just left with Sam Harris drooling out loud about massacring Islamists and Richard Dawkins itching to debate a tranny into killing themselves. It was never going to survive the decade-long move towards everyone becoming an absolute fanny, especially once its toppest lad died.

[Spikey M]

Christopher 'toppest lad' Hitchens was the only one of them that actually had the wherewithal to hold a position outside of what was expected of him.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I would argue the useless polarisation of that era of discourse kind of laid the ground for the culture war era, when there isn't any actual debate, just people screaming their opinion into a clear night sky.

[Spammer]

Alright lads :cool:

[Spikey M]

Ban the cunt

[Mike]

Alright lads :cool:

Deffo a Harold alias.

[SvN]

Harold's definitely dead or in prison.

[Ian]

Squashed while defending a statue.

[igor_balis]

Alright lads :cool:

You're welcome dickhead

[Spammer]

You're welcome dickhead

Igor :cool:

[7om]

Come on then. Tell us about the freaky shit you've been up to.

[Reg]

Has it been difficult to not post about the mighty Blades during their mightiest time in recent decades?

[Spammer]

Has it been difficult to not post about the mighty Blades during their mightiest time in recent decades?

It has actually. I wanted to post last year when we got promoted and then again when Shearer and co were spaffing themselves about our marauding centre backs, especially as it was something I mentioend on here about 3 years back.

We'll probably get relegated this season though.

[Kikó]

Won't Harold come back and just post QAnon stuff now?

[Ian]

The only good thing I can think of about Harold returning is that more people might get start achieving their 'lockdown goals' because there's never been a better reason to close your browser than Harold appearing in a thread.

[Yevrah]

About to take down Fort Mercer:

https://www.twitch.tv/chemicallocust

[Ian]

About to take down Fort Mercer:

https://www.twitch.tv/chemicallocust

I suspect this isn't the thread you meant that for.

[Yevrah]

Haha, no.

Harold on the brain.

We should have him back.

[Dave.]

I agree, we should let Harold return. He was hugely entertaining back in the day.

[Giggles]

Bit far that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We shouldn't let Harold back. He's like an abusive ex. Time passes and we convince ourselves we loved him. We did not.

[mo]

Yeah he was just a tosspot. Not an entertaining one.

[Kikó]

Yep. He used to be interesting then fell into a boring persona.

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/NzS3R9S.png

Giggles

[phonics]

Last time he turned up he just posted a bunch of Diane Abbott is thick videos. Wedge may have been an actual danger to society but at least he had a new bit every time. Harold just became one of those old bands that are now pensioners playing low effort hits from their prime.

[Giggles]

https://i.imgur.com/NzS3R9S.png

@Giggles (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=26)
:lol:

[Kikó]

I mean she genuinely does :( Phonics can attest, he met at the informal.

[Spikey M]

https://i.imgur.com/NzS3R9S.png

Giggles

:D

[Dark Soldier]

Just bring Wedge back

http://tdundercover.blogspot.com/?m=1

[Jimmy Floyd]

Harvey Danger. What a day/week that was.

[Don]

Indeed. I recall it unfolding whilst I was staying in my brother's student gaff in Bristol. I wouldn't normally remember such details but this was our 9/11.

[niko_cee]

:D

I'm sure me and Disco were (inexplicably) high up on Brighton's hitlist, or was that a different saga? The Smiffy/bluejeans one?

[Ian]

Harvey Danger? This is all before my time.

Tell me a story, lads.

[Baz]

Gutted those screenshots don’t work.

Imgur better still exist in 15 years time.

[Disco]

:D

I'm sure me and Disco were (inexplicably) high up on Brighton's hitlist, or was that a different saga? The Smiffy/bluejeans one?

I'm pretty sure it was for this.

[Dark Soldier]

There's ya Albanian Mafia:

https://www.utdforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=191221

[Kikó]

Need to get a brew and read that again.

[Shindig]

I still scratch my head at the Albanian Mafia setting up shop in Gateshead. The Jews would've crushed them.

[Spammer]

Come on then. Tell us about the freaky shit you've been up to.

Not much really, settled down and got engaged now. All the sex shit is pretty chill and playful. Experimental years are behind me, as I figured out what I liked and got out of there.

You lot had the privilege of me banging on about that stuff during the time I was figuring it all out. I think I went into it too much on here really, but hey ho.

But yeah, pretty boring nowadays in general.

[Disco]

More importantly have you been on any more impractically long walks?

[Spammer]

I'm planning on walking to my house from the fiance's parents house. This would be the longest walk so far at about 50 miles. Covid fucked that up this year but maybe next.

Someone i know mentioned a 4 week thing in Spain too that i might have a crack at one day.

[Shindig]

In this climate? Of course he has.