Who Will Leo Messi join?

[John Arne]

I'm bored, so let's do this.

[SincereTheRebel]

Stays at Barca

[Shindig]

Stays, goes to court against Barca, refuses to play for the last year of his contract. But if he's going anywhere, it's City. They have the stupid pockets.

[Giggles]

Barcelona.

[SincereTheRebel]

He will understand the bigger picture, sign a new deal with a paycut.

[Spikey M]

He won't go to Juventus, but him and Ronaldo together would be amazing. For the tantrums as much as the football.

[Boydy]

Inter.

[Pepe]

He should try a new sport, Jordan-style. Maybe badminton.

[Bernanke]

He should try a new sport, Jordan-style. Maybe badminton.

He can do the opposite Bolt and compete in the paralympics as a midget.

[Kikó]

ED has lined him up to be the new pistachio sponsor ahead of Jesse's p/e to Barcelona.

[Lewis]

He hasn't been 'Leo Messi' for about twelve years has he?

[Lofty]

Goes to Leeds in a shock move, gets broke in half 10 minutes into his first match.

[Baz]

By Andy Robertson. :cool:

[Gray Fox]

I think Messi has got what he wanted now.