Florida Man in unfortunate incident... With sexy r

[Spikey M]

With Florida gettng handed a well deserved gubbing, it's time to play a game that was going around a while back. Simply Google 'Florida Man' along with the day and month of your birth and report back with your findings.

I'll start:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596300/Florida-man-mistakes-corpse-96-year-old-suicide-victim-April-Fools-prank-hurls-womans-body-Dumpster.html


Florida man mistakes corpse of 96-year-old suicide victim for April Fool's prank and hurls the woman's body into a dumpster

EDIT: FUCKED THE FUCKING TITLE FUCK SAKE.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say


Two Florida men were caught with their hands in the pasta jar after they used Ragu sauce to try and burn down a home they robbed last week, police said.

One of them was in a bull onesie too.

Superb.

[Alex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPfZq7Qt6Z0

[Giggles]

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/08/11/judge-says-florida-man-can-no-longer-order-pizza

[Danny]

Randy Riddle. No way thats real.

[Shindig]

https://eu.pnj.com/story/news/2018/12/12/naked-florida-man-crossbow-who-claimed-aliens-were-after-him-shot-deputy/2292792002/

Oh. Oh, wow.

[Ian]

https://spacecoastdaily.com/2018/08/florida-man-arrested-by-police-after-demanding-cash-and-donuts-from-krispy-kreme/

We've all got needs.

[Baz]

Ooh, I can fill in a few blanks in the 'birthday' column of my spreadsheet.

[Raoul Duke]

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

Well, how else are you supposed to practice?

[Danny]

Kind of sad really. Why its so bad. Despite how hilarious many of the headlines are.


A CNN article on this meme suggests that the breadth of reports of bizarre Florida Man activities is due to a confluence of factors including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high and diverse population of the state, highly variable weather, and the lack of mental health funding.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/us/florida-man-google-challenge-trnd/index.html


I knew about the police reports being open record but lack of mental health funding wasnt something I knew about because its not something that has impacted me.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh here we go with this fuckin SLANDER.

[Browning]

https://www.al.com/news/2015/12/florida_man_attempts_to_break.html

Mine was that, or a guy trying to pay for McDonalds with a bag of weed.

[Manc]

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-baby-clothes-woman-hostage-1463585

Dark.

[Ian]

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

Well, how else are you supposed to practice?

I mean karate's a self-defence one and we all know a swan can break a man's arm so I reckon he's nailed that.

[Dquincy]

Florida man loses testicle, toes, finger to alligator while bathing in pond

https://globalnews.ca/news/3626658/florida-man-loses-testicle-toes-finger-to-alligator-while-bathing-in-pond/

[Spikey M]

Florida man loses testicle, toes, finger to alligator while bathing in pond

https://globalnews.ca/news/3626658/florida-man-loses-testicle-toes-finger-to-alligator-while-bathing-in-pond/

That reads like it was a particularly high stakes game of Poker.

[Shindig]

I had to see what 9/11 turned up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7460545/Florida-man-photographs-9-11-cloud-formation-resembling-firefighter-running-hose-angel.html

[John]

I did this back when it was going round the first time and my result was a story about a man with no arms somehow stabbing someone with half a pair of scissors.

[7om]

Florida man drives jet ski on the street

https://6abc.com/technology/florida-man-drives-jet-ski-on-the-street/4318531/

[Jimmy Floyd]

Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-stabs-alligator-to-death-tries-to-sell-the-meat/

A lot of them seem to be related to some form of animal cruelty.

[bruhnaldo]

Gator tail is really good tbh.

[Lewis]

Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-stabs-alligator-to-death-tries-to-sell-the-meat/

A lot of them seem to be related to some form of animal cruelty.

Two-hundred years of Spanish rule doesn't just wash out overnight.