Introducing richard blackwood

[Don]

Website ads have to be good for me to click them and this one did not disappoint once I had.

https://www.geberit-aquaclean.co.uk/the-shower-toilet/testimonials/richard-blackwood/

I've said it since the late 2000s and still you white folk stubbornly promote supermarket panics with your dirty arseholes. This finally looks like the tipping point and these badboys could soon be making it into the mainstream. They even have a separate lady shower for [insert first lippy thread participant here but default is Giggles].

I'm a little confused on pricing, various sources have them between £500 and £5K. Andy, can I get a quote and guidance on whether it's easy enough to fit for a standard plumber?

[Giggles]

I won't disappoint.

Naturally I nearly dislocated an eye seeing the thread title/starter combo but I'm curious enough to ask what's the difference between this and a bidet?

[SvN]

What are you doing here? And not in a racist way...

[Jimmy Floyd]

Together we hope to inspire people to focus on their own wellbeing starting in the bathroom, the ‘My Confidence’ movement aims to raise awareness of washing with water as an essential part of daily personal hygiene.

Did it really need Richard Blackwood to point this out?

[Luca]

Wait, this is just a toilet with an in-built bidet arm. We've had one of these for ages and they're great.

[SvN]

Wait, this is just a toilet with an in-built bidet arm. We've had one of these for ages and they're great.

I honestly thought it was installed in the shower from this photo (https://assets.prod.web.geberit.com/AquacleanMaster/global-media/products/geberit-aquaclean-mera-1/geberit-aquaclean-mera-comfort-2017-bathroom-04-d-16-6.jpg).

[Smjffy]

I can't decide on the beautifully clever Sela or the surprisingly versatile Tuma so I'll stick to what I have.

We should pay more homage to the squatty potty.

[Baz]

I have his album on CD.

Actually my wife’s mate asked to borrow it (lol) ages ago so she has it. But she does still have it.

[Manc]

A poor man's Chris Tucker.

[Lewis]

I honestly thought it was installed in the shower from this photo (https://assets.prod.web.geberit.com/AquacleanMaster/global-media/products/geberit-aquaclean-mera-1/geberit-aquaclean-mera-comfort-2017-bathroom-04-d-16-6.jpg).

I thought that, and I can see the thinking behind it.

[Don]

I won't disappoint.

Naturally I nearly dislocated an eye seeing the thread title/starter combo but I'm curious enough to ask what's the difference between this and a bidet?

Functionally, this has a few touches like heated seat and remote control operation but they're the same. The problem with bidet is they need their own separate bathroom space which is a difficulty in UK bathrooms (and possibly more hassle in terms of plumbing?).


Wait, this is just a toilet with an in-built bidet arm. We've had one of these for ages and they're great.

Ya it's nothing new, I just took encouragement from seeing it advertised in the mainstream channels.


I can't decide on the beautifully clever Sela or the surprisingly versatile Tuma so I'll stick to what I have.

We should pay more homage to the squatty potty.

I've heard a lot of good things about this but yet to invest. Talk to me.

[Josh]

Ohh we love you R baby check you everyday on MTV

[Shindig]

I kinda enjoyed how quickly it all came and went for him. MTV pushed him hard for like .... a good month. June Sarpong acting as a consultant for Jesse Ventura's conspiracy show might just take it for ex-MTV career turns.

[Lewis]

He was the top lad in Eastenders for a while.