Stocks & Shares & that

[Yevrah]

Which is a shame. A Trump triggered global stock market crash would be very funny.

The FTSE 100 is down 11% in what, 2 full days of trading?

[Magic]

Say it with me now. Wealth transfer.

[Dark Soldier]

The FTSE 100 is down 11% in what, 2 full days of trading?

NASDAQ 100 on course for its worst period since 2000, worse than the 08 crash and Covid. But it'll bounce, mate.

[Yevrah]

NASDAQ 100 on course for its worst period since 2000, worse than the 08 crash and Covid. But it'll bounce, mate.

I’m with you. This is showing no signs of bouncing.

[Ben]

Private equity funds are being absolutely routed by this, so some good might come of it all.

[Kikó]

BTC will be 100k by Christmas.

[Kikó]

But the dollar will be worthless lmao

[Magic]

Private equity funds are being absolutely routed by this, so some good might come of it all.

:drool:

[Magic]

The weather being so good, this all has April 2020 vibes.

[Pepe]

I’m with you. This is showing no signs of bouncing.

I don't think that anyone is expecting a bounce within a day or two.

[Bernanke]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gn73ej0XUAAdpkJ?format=jpg&name=large

PANICAN is amazing.

[Ben]

Dear me.

[Yevrah]

I might be seriously out of whack on this one, but I do believe the reality of what he's done is starting to hit home for him. He certainly wasn't his usual bullish self in the last interview I saw either.

[Bernanke]

I might be seriously out of whack on this one, but I do believe the reality of what he's done is starting to hit home for him. He certainly wasn't his usual bullish self in the last interview I saw either.

The interesting thing though, is that if there is one issue he has been consistent on since even back in the 90s, it's his love for tariffs.

[Ben]

Hong Kong closed at a 28 year low. Taiwan all-time low.

COVID was nothing.

[Pepe]

Meanwhile the US is at about the same level as it was a year ago. Winning so much amirite.

[Dark Soldier]

Bit of a dead cat and then down we go.

[Bernanke]

Meanwhile the US is at about the same level as it was a year ago. Winning so much amirite.

The post election/pre inauguration pump was really silly.

[Dark Soldier]

Coming out he's shit himself, and is gonna put a pause on tariffs for 90 days to everyone but China. So rally time lads.

[Bernanke]

That 7% jump is freaking hilarious.

[Pepe]

It was all in preparation for the tariffs. Trust the plan.

[Pepe]

Coming out he's shit himself, and is gonna put a pause on tariffs for 90 days to everyone but China. So rally time lads.

Fuck, should have bought the dip.

[Dark Soldier]

Man's taken the creed of the Panican Party

[Pepe]

:D

[Dark Soldier]

And now it seems that was a false rumour and its tanking again. Yay stocks, yay manipulation.

[Spikey M]

Someone check on Foe.

[Pepe]

Ds out here spreading rumors like a panican.

[Dark Soldier]

Only cash I have invested is in a Switch 2, loving it.

[Pepe]

I have about 100k sitting waiting to be invested, so I am hoping that we hit the lowest of depths soon.

[Dark Soldier]

Pepe would you like to invest in the DS Switch 2 fund

[Magic]

Pepe would you like to invest in the DS Switch 2 fund

Hit him with a huge import tax.

[Pepe]

Get a letter of recommendation from Mellin and I'm in, DS.

[Foe]

Someone check on Foe.

I stopped buying the dip aggressively, and instead have done some sensible things. I used the new tax year to take money out of my company shares and some fund shares and bought them in the isa at the same price. Hopefully the recovery* comes in the isa and it’s been a bit of an extra Isa allowance.

Will return to dip buying on Wednesday once the real bloodbath begins.

My “paper losses” are comical though. Think the tariff plan wiped about £30-40k off my portfolio in the space of about 5 days.

The best bit of being a rivian shareholder though is it’s so shit and low its tariff proof. :cool:

[Foe]

Taylor wimpey at £1 and legal and general at £2.15 are the last swings of Foe.

[Spikey M]

Foe :cool:

[Dark Soldier]

Get a letter of recommendation from Mellin and I'm in, DS.

I just got featured in NME and Mixmag so stick ya Pesos up ya arse ya delightful man, made it.

[Magic]

Please explain why the stocks are going back up lol.

[Dark Soldier]

Hope.

[Foe]

Hope is gone.

[Pepe]

I just got featured in NME and Mixmag so stick ya Pesos up ya arse ya delightful man, made it.

Don't know what that means, but good luck mate. You'll need it.

[Shindig]

They're music magazines. NME are exceptionally wanky. About this level:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk

[Pepe]

Ah still the rave music thing. DS :cool:

[Dark Soldier]

Ah still the rave music thing. DS :cool:

Yas lad. Coming up to 8500 followers now and its a proper side business.

[Lofty]

DS :cool:

The Big Macs are on you.

104% tariff on China now :D

[Ben]

1909645258729594976

Lmao

[Magic]

Back to red. :drool:

[Pepe]

Let's hope China double downs. Get those tariffs in the four digits.

[Spikey M]

Yas lad. Coming up to 8500 followers now and its a proper side business.

Do you have to pay a different Tariff depending where the DJ is from?

[hfswjyr]

What does the China import from the US?

[Kikó]

Financial assets.

[Magic]

Soy beans for their takeaways.

[Magic]

Let's hope China double downs. Get those tariffs in the four digits.

It has lol.

[niko_cee]

We can't be far off Trump announcing infinity tariffs.

[Kikó]

They're permanent but negotiable.

[Spikey M]

WTI crude oil plummeted to $55.60 a barrel, meaning it was down 6.68%. Brent crude oil, which is usually used as a global benchmark of oil prices, fell to $58.84 at one point, a 6.34% drop.

It's significant to see the price of oil drop below $60 because we haven't seen such prices since February 2021 - when the world was facing the Covid pandemic.

Then why have I just paid more for petrol than I did last week?

:mad:

[Bernanke]

Then why have I just paid more for petrol than I did last week?

:mad:

Rocket and feather pricing innit

[Pepe]

Wealth transfer.

[Foe]

Been gobbling back up shares of my gaff given it’s tanked alongside the oil price drop off.

Volatile markets appear to be the norm now.

[Spikey M]

Gobble my overcharged arsehole you oilwhore. :mad:

[Dark Soldier]

BBC gonna be running a news piece on Foe in a year outside a Tesco with a bottle of buckfast crying about Trump and investments

[Foe]

Zooming now with that tweet.

[Magic]

Omg he's put China at 125%. :D

[Yevrah]

Other than that, he's caved though, right?

S&P up 7% today so would support that.

If so, ROFL and thank you capitalism.

[Magic]

Yes, he's caved. Or massively manipulated things.

[Pepe]

Shit, don't tell me I missed the dip.

[Ben]

Petrol prices will go down when the RAC start bleating to the media and not one moment before.

[Boydy]

1910040307812442611

[Spikey M]

Outsider trading :D

[Foe]

Today went well. Sold the open, rebought a bunch later in the day.

Think it’s going to be volatile for the next 90 days.

[Foe]

Winding back tariffs on chips, laptops, iPhones etc. so should (hopefully) see a surge in tech stocks on Monday.

Hopefully that includes super micro computer. I’d quite like to unload my (inexplicably) large stake in that.

Dell also.

[Foe]

A rare green day.

Feels like once a week there’s a huge rocket day, and once a week it reverses. And it’s often in random order.

Fuck being a short seller in this market. Must be some amount of people getting liquidated. If you catch the right side of it though, laughing.

Sold out of a bunch of tech today, and bought into more dividend paying us companies ie chevron and Pepsi. The dollar is so weak at the moment to the pound that it feels like even if the company does shit, the dollar could strength significantly.

That’s my strategy today and I’m sticking with it (this week). Maybe even until tomorrow if the reversal happens I’ll just buy a load of them back.