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Davgooner
12-10-2015, 08:23 PM
You'll shit bricks when you see it.

Yevrah
12-10-2015, 08:25 PM
Sweet mother of God. Poor bastard.

Disco
12-10-2015, 08:26 PM
Toby?

Baz
12-10-2015, 08:26 PM
What is it?

Oh.

http://i.imgur.com/KLvQVSg.png

Yevrah
12-10-2015, 08:26 PM
More interestingly, when in the hell did Crimewatch become a discussion programme/magazine show?

niko_cee
12-10-2015, 08:26 PM
Oh right, fucking hell.

Disco
12-10-2015, 08:27 PM
More interestingly, when in the hell did Crimewatch become a discussion programme/magazine show?

I'm going to guess at when the ratings dropped and this was a cheap way of trying to bump them back up.

Waffdon
12-10-2015, 08:27 PM
did i miss it?

niko_cee
12-10-2015, 08:28 PM
Organising a hit on the presenter was only going to keep things going for so long.

Yevrah
12-10-2015, 08:28 PM
I'm going to guess at when the ratings dropped and this was a cheap way of trying to bump them back up.

That was my immediate suspicion too.

The BBC don't help themselves, do they?

Alan Shearer The 2nd
12-10-2015, 08:30 PM
He was in Under The Skin.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-10-2015, 08:33 PM
I used to get nightmares from Crimewatch.

Fuck Nick Ross.

Lewis
12-10-2015, 08:36 PM
Is it really a 'hate crime' if somebody shouts at him in the street? If I give a Muslim a load of terrorism-related grief then the idea is that by associating them with terrorism I'm being a racist or whatever. Fair enough. What can I say to him about his head that isn't true?

'Look at that fucking head!'

Yeah. Look at it. It's weird.

Yevrah
12-10-2015, 08:38 PM
I care not about the technicalities of any crime being broken, but anyone who'd shout at/taunt that man in the street almost certainly deserves a good slap at the very least.

Bam
12-10-2015, 08:40 PM
Whats going on with his head and why is he on crimewatch??

P_3
12-10-2015, 08:40 PM
Leave Mahow alone.

Lewis
12-10-2015, 08:40 PM
He looks like somebody has drawn him holding the pencil in their fist (Spoonsky lol).

Baz
12-10-2015, 08:42 PM
Is he the bloke from this video?

:o NSFW :o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vD5ff_iNaQ

Davgooner
12-10-2015, 08:44 PM
I thought Spitting Image was back when I first glanced up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-10-2015, 08:45 PM
Leave Mahow alone.

Probably would have worked had I not posted a mugshot a few months ago.

Bam
12-10-2015, 08:48 PM
Fucking hell, brain juice literally flys out. :sick:

7om
12-10-2015, 08:49 PM
I thought Spitting Image was back when I first glanced up.

Fucking hell.

P_3
12-10-2015, 08:49 PM
Probably would have worked had I not posted a mugshot a few months ago.

Link? Need to add it to my NSFW folder for later perusal.

phonics
12-10-2015, 08:52 PM
I watched a documentary about him and then saw him at a uni I was on a school visit of. Next to Chris Evans, Milo Yinalolloploplopolpolpoous and Stephen Hendry, he's the most famous person I've ever seen.

Davgooner
12-10-2015, 09:14 PM
Fucking hell.

I know.

Toby
12-10-2015, 09:36 PM
Toby?

Get a mugshot up if you're going to be a cheeky cunt.

Lewis
12-10-2015, 09:43 PM
He has small hair rather than a big head.

John
12-10-2015, 09:50 PM
I saw about two minutes of this in my gran's before she flicked over to 'The Little Couple', a program about a midget couple who have a adopted a midget Chinese kid and a seemingly unafflicted Indian kid, which was fucking amazing.

Her reaction to the bloke on Crimwatch was to tell me that he'd have been 'smothered in the hospital' if he was hers, a sentiment during which she clenched her legs together as if to say she'd have just been done with it the minute that head appeared.

randomlegend
12-10-2015, 09:56 PM
What's his name?

phonics
12-10-2015, 10:00 PM
Isn't it Harvey?

edit: I tried to do a google search for it and got Frank Sidebottom and a bloke called Anthony Head.

Jimmy Floyd
12-10-2015, 10:01 PM
At least in the Elephant Man's day you could make a living out of it.

Lewis
12-10-2015, 10:13 PM
Frank Sidebottom embraced it. He didn't mope around like a charity case.

Raoul Duke
13-10-2015, 07:30 AM
Isn't it Harvey?

edit: I tried to do a google search for it and got Frank Sidebottom and a bloke called Anthony Head.

It'd be really unfortunate if his surname was 'head'.