How tall are you?

[mugbull]

Just curious.

[Baz]

Coming soon: what’s your postcode.

I’m 5’10”. People often assume I’m taller; not sure why.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm 185cm/6'1".

As I fall in two options (shit poll) I went for the taller one.

[Baz]

As I fall in two options (shit poll) I went for the taller one.

5’1”-6’1” is my favourite bracket

[mugbull]

I'm 185cm/6'1".

As I fall in two options (shit poll) I went for the taller one.

I'm the same height and did the same thing. The cutoff is there for a reason :pards:

[mugbull]

Jesus that emoji is huge

[Kikó]

5 foot 5.

[Ian]

6 foot pretty much dead on.

[Giggles]

5 foot 2

[phonics]

181cm. Exactly 6'

[Mike]

5’11”. The perfect hight.

[mo]

This is definitely distorting the way I see some posters. Giggles at 5'2" is...not what I expected. Didn't have phonics down as 6' either.

[Waffdon]

6ft1. Just about the perfect height.

[Lofty]

5'1"

[Byron]

5'11"

[mugbull]

6ft1. Just about the perfect height.

And you put yourself into the 5'11" - 6'1" category. An inspiration to us all

[Giggles]

This is definitely distorting the way I see some posters. Giggles at 5'2" is...not what I expected. Didn't have phonics down as 6' either.

Taller lying down.

[Smjffy]

I'm a short ass.

[mugbull]

I'm sure Giggles is actually average height, but 5'2" and shaped like an egg is pretty much how i picture him in my head

[Spikey M]

There's alot less between 5'1" and 6'1" than I realised.

[SincereTheRebel]

Coming soon: what’s your postcode.

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Intel already collected.

https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?2506-TTH-World-Tour-No-Time-For-Giggles

[igor_balis]

5 9 and feelin fine

[Jimmy Floyd]

183 I think

[Shindig]

Certified short arse. :(

[Don]

Like fuck am I being grouped in with 5'7" freaks.

Was talking about this earlier. Having lived the midget life through school, I've seen what life looks like from down there and it's funny how the shorties often are such nice people to make up for it. Bit like fat people except those filthy cunts don't deserve pity.

https://i.imgur.com/VbMnuv7.jpg

[Giggles]

183 I think

Inches?

[igor_balis]

my mate is about 5'6'' and he's had some pretty interesting interactions on dating apps and the like

i know weird looking big headed freaks like me have probably been conditioned to have broader tastes romantically, but i'm always a bit bemused by how many women on the apps are so openly picky about height. lost track of the times i've seen variations of "what do you call guys shorter than 6 foot? friends" in their bios. buyers market i suppose.

[Lewis]

I am closer to six two than six one, but I say six one. Taz, could you please confirm whether or not you are an actual manlet.

[Offshore Toon]

I am closer to six two than six one, but I say six one.
This, but I say "just under six two".

[Spikey M]

I'm 5'11 in the morning, 5'10 and a bit at night. I'd rather be 6'.

I reckon 5'10 is the shortest acceptable height.

[Offshore Toon]

Anything below 6' is demeaning and anything above 6'3" is freakshow territory.

[Spikey M]

*buys padded insoles*

[Disco]

Under 6' is disgraceful in this day and age you fucking dwarfs.

[Baz]

I'm 5'11 in the morning, 5'10 and a bit at night. :saywhat:

[phonics]

Unrelated but I have a pair of Nikes where it's 50/50 whether my feet feel crushed into a tiny pair of shoes and other days where they more than easily fit.

Anyone ever had that with a shoe?

[Spikey M]

:saywhat:

You shrink during the day. Gravity.

https://www.businessinsider.com/taller-morning-wake-up-night-2014-8?r=US&IR=T

[Baz]

Unrelated but I have a pair of Nikes where it's 50/50 whether my feet feel crushed into a tiny pair of shoes and other days where they more than easily fit.

Anyone ever had that with a shoe?Is it because sometimes you’re on Earth and sometimes in space?

[phonics]

If I follow your implication, no I'm not high when they fit properly or vice/versa.

[Don]

I am closer to six two than six one, but I say six one. Taz, could you please confirm whether or not you are an actual manlet.

I was freakishly small all the way up to sixth form. 5'8" now and it seems I'm treated as a normie at that level so I've managed to rid myself of the traumas and paranoia. It seems 5'6" and below is where they start getting a knee to the neck by the oppressive system we live in.

[phonics]

I was freakishly small all the way up to sixth form. 5'8" now and it seems I'm treated as a normie at that level so I've managed to rid myself of the traumas and paranoia. It seems 5'6" and below is where they start getting a knee to the neck by the oppressive system we live in.

Sorry to reinforce trauma but 5'8 is exactly where short mockery begins. There's literally high fashion shops for people under 5'10.

https://nypost.com/2019/09/26/short-men-finally-get-some-respect-at-new-clothing-store/

[Manc]

6 foot pretty much dead on.

This.

[P_3]

5'1"
What are you standing up?

[Don]

The state of those four in that article's pic :D I probs don't get any negative treatment cause I'm a don then and people are scared. I really haven't felt or seen it for the last 10 years, not least because it's very rare for me to be the noticeably shortest in any environment. Dating doesn't present issues either (cause of my massive girth obvs).

[Lewis]

Unlucky lad.

[Spikey M]

Poor little guy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Don't bully him, he looks up to us.

[Giggles]

Easier to pick up 4 year olds in fairness.

[Don]

What a quartet I've ignited into action :harold:

[Spikey M]

So cute. :wub:

[Queenslander]

172 and bald.

[Lofty]

What are you standing up?

Glad you picked up on that, thought it was passing without comment :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

The head coach of my cricket club is 5 foot zero, and it really is no life being like that. He says it makes him better at coaching kids as he's on their level, but by that logic Lofty should be a tree surgeon, or someone who feeds giraffes.

[Spikey M]

Rollercoaster model.

Or pumpkin model as the case may be.

Taz can lay carpets.