TTH's biggest weirdo

[Giggles]

If you are playing football manager as a team you've never played as before, do you have absolutely no idea what formation will work? Or do you know 4-4-2 is likely to work better than 0-0-10 because of your experience playing football manager with other teams?

If someone invented a new sport and asked you to manage a new team, would it be harder to know what the best tactic for your team is than the football example or easier?

That's the difference (and if you can't understand that then you're braindead).

I do know that there’s what amounts to fuck all someone could ask you about this that you could give a definite answer one. Brain dead would more aptly cover someone doling out answers based on their opinion.

[randomlegend]

Yeah, in the same way you couldn't definitively say Grimsby's best formation on FM isn't 0-0-10 without trying it. But you know it probably isn't based on past experience, and so you probably won't start with it. It's nothing to do with opinion.

[mugbull]

:happycry:

[Giggles]

Yeah, in the same way you couldn't definitively say Grimsby's best formation on FM isn't 0-0-10 without trying it. But you know it probably isn't based on past experience, and so you probably won't start with it. It's nothing to do with opinion.

Can you definitely not get it again?

[niko_cee]

Define definite(ly).

[Spikey M]

You're smarter than this Giggs.

[Giggles]

Define definite(ly).

As sure as Grimsby Town playing a 4-4-2.

[Giggles]

You're smarter than this Giggs.

What? He’s spoofing like fuck. Nobody knows a thing about this and someone pretending they do is no help.

[Kikó]

He's 29.

[phonics]

Giggles, the bloke who thinks climate change is a hoax, is a moron.

[Giggles]

Giggles, the bloke who thinks climate change is a hoax, is a moron.

Climate change is an industry, not a hoax.

[Spikey M]

What? He’s spoofing like fuck. Nobody knows a thing about this and someone pretending they do is no help.

Not everything new is actually new. This isn't the first Coronavirus. It has cousins and we understand its cousins. We know what its cousins do.

I don't know Sincere's cousins, but I have fair reason to suspect that they're black. Are they Definitely black though? Are they though? ARE THEY?

No. But probably.

[Giggles]

Not everything new is actually new. This isn't the first Coronavirus. It has cousins and we understand its cousins. We know what its cousins do.

I don't know Sincere's cousins, but I have fair reason to suspect that they're black. Are they Definitely black though? Are they though? ARE THEY?

No. But probably.

If lives depended on Sinceres cousins being black then I’d be making damn certain they’re black, rather than assuming and telling everyone they definitely are in an effort to sound like I know everything.

[Spikey M]

If lives depended on Sinceres cousins being black then I’d be making damn certain they’re black, rather than assuming and telling everyone they definitely are in an effort to sound like I know everything.

SARS and MURS are nasty Coronaviruses. Not as contagious, but more deadly. Can you catch them more than once? I don't know.

We have no way of finding out if you can get this more than once for absolute certainty, aside from waiting to find out. What would you have us do in the meantime?

[mugbull]

If lives depended on Sinceres cousins being black then I’d be making damn certain they’re black, rather than assuming and telling everyone they definitely are in an effort to sound like I know everything.

And neither he nor any doctors are saying you definitely can’t get reinfected, just that there’s good reason to believe that you can’t. Good reading skills from you i see

[Giggles]

SARS and MURS are nasty Coronaviruses. Not as contagious, but more deadly. Can you catch them more than once? I don't know.

We have no way of finding out of you can get this more than once for absolute certainty aside from waiting to find out. What would you have us fo in the meantime?

Not pretend we know either way would be a good start.

[Spikey M]

Not pretend we know either way would be a good start.

And what does that look like? A room full of people shrugging?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Giggles is making a run here.

[Giggles]

And what does that look like? A room full of people shrugging?

People erring on the side of caution instead of flouting around putting everyone around them at risk because some ‘expert’ said you can’t catch it twice.

[Offshore Toon]

Can we put Giggles in charge of the TTH Twitter account for a couple of weeks? Get him to tweet every fifteen minutes or so.

[Don]

The FM metaphors in order to explain COVID-19 are really why I returned to this gaff :drool:

[Spoonsky]

You're smarter than this Giggs.

Spikey, meet Giggles.

[Giggles]

Spikey, meet Giggles.

Well if I ever needed reinforcement that I was correct, there it is.

[Spikey M]

We won't know who wins for sure until Sincere tells us what colour his cousins are.

[Lofty]

Why are you slags cross contaminating this thread?

[Giggles]

Why are you slags cross contaminating this thread?

Spikes said he had it in January.

[Lofty]

I'll have to rerail it then. Mert was pretty weird, and I assume inactive now.

Didn't someone use a female alias once aswell?

[Baz]

Yeah let’s get back to talking about how many people have gone out of their way to meet up with men they know from the internet.

[Giggles]

Yeah let’s get back to talking about how many people have gone out of their way to meet up with men they know from the internet.

Lots of swiping right.

[Kikó]

Yeah let’s get back to talking about how many people have gone out of their way to meet up with men they know from the internet.

:console:

[randomlegend]

People erring on the side of caution instead of flouting around putting everyone around them at risk because some ‘expert’ said you can’t catch it twice.

If you can catch it twice then any amount of caution is essentially pointless and the risk you talk about is never going away anyway.

[randomlegend]

I'll have to rerail it then. Mert was pretty weird, and I assume inactive now.

Didn't someone use a female alias once aswell?

I think the saddest thing about mert is he's probably not that weird. As in there are a lot of people exactly like mert.

[Lofty]

I think the saddest thing about mert is he's probably not that weird. As in there are a lot of people exactly like mert.

Pretending to be Alpha? Wasn't it Mert who posted his dick measurement but put cm instead of inches? :D

[Lewis]

I once posted about maybe going to St Helens and Baz was straight in PMing me about a meet. :gs:

[Giggles]

He wanted to meet me in Dublin too, though it was probably to sign us up to a pyramid scheme or something.

[Shindig]

Ronan asking me to get close-ups of some metalwork at a Metro Station kinda reaffirms he was a complete building wanker.

[Offshore Toon]

I'd actually be up for meeting the Akehursts. That'd be a good night.

[Mellberg]

Offy, didn't we nearly meet at a festival one year? Or am I making that up? I'm thinking Reading.

[Offshore Toon]

Not sure tbh. I did go quite a few years on the trot. What year are you thinking? I met James at Glastonbury one year and it was a shambles. Should have met sober to begin with.

[Baz]

He wanted to meet me in Dublin too, though it was probably to sign us up to a pyramid scheme or something.Having never been to Dublin, I do not remember doing this.

[Mellberg]

Not sure tbh. I did go quite a few years on the trot. What year are you thinking? I met James at Glastonbury one year and it was a shambles. Should have met sober to begin with.

About 10 years ago. We definitely didn't meet, but l think we intended to. Not sure. Was pretty steaming and don't have Lewis autism memory.

[Offshore Toon]

The more I think about it the more bells it rings.

[Spoonsky]

Sandman and I used to ring each other at New Year's for about three years running as well. What a man.

What happened to Sandman? I remember I used to think he was a great poster, then he dropped off the map and until this post I'd completely forgotten he existed.

It's really an impressive number of weirdos we've had on the board when the likes of JonWo and Pokerface (pretending to live in France :D) come in the second tier.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but that reminds of me Hulls Tiger(s) pretending to be a businessman in his 30s and it then somehow getting out to his school/college that he had done so. Tragic.

[Lofty]

Hulls Tiger, I remember that coming out :D

[Spikey M]

Who was the fella that had his mum log on to ask us all to be nice to him?

Bam offered to shag her. The gent.

[John]

Number_25 or something. That was great stuff.

[Mike]

I'd actually be up for meeting the Akehursts. That'd be a good night.

We’re more afternoon and evenings out now, still good like!

[Bam]

Who was the fella that had his mum log on to ask us all to be nice to him?

Bam offered to shag her. The gent.

:rosebud:

[Jeet]

Leaving aside Harold, Saint and myriad odd types that passed through the old place whose usernames I'll never remember, Spoonsky spending his teens in Utah or whatever hanging out in these particular off topics with a by-then bunch of late 20s/early 30s blokes from UK with the odd smattering of Scandi always struck me as weird as fuck. Also, I never really got what the likes of Diljeet ever found in this place.

But, Harold. The fucking maniac. Giggles of the current crowd.

Beats me :wave:

[Kikó]

The pandemic is bringing the greats out.

Where's Oimoi and Dave Challinor?

[Giggles]

Is Benny over his breakdown enough to return?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's too busy sticking Peperamis up his arse.

[Offshore Toon]

Benny had a breakdown?

[Kikó]

Because he run out of pepperamis.

[Luca]

Because he run out of pepperamis.

He didn’t really run out, per se. They were just all in his arse.

[Spikey M]

Atleast he didn't run out of arse.

[Giggles]

If you keep shoving pepperamis up there you soon will.

[Spikey M]

'Natural' Laxative I reckon.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Would you rather have your arse run out of grapes or pepperamis?

[bruhnaldo]

Tf is wrong with ya'll man

[Spoonsky]

Beats me :wave:

shiii :cool:

[Giggles]

Tf is wrong with ya'll man

Ya’ll man? What?

[bruhnaldo]

Yea I'm not doing the "Bruh talks different" thing for the 100th time so get your thumb out and figure it out.

[Giggles]

I can get the ya’ll to mean “you all” (though it should be y’all really), but the singular man after it? Who do you think you are? Sincere?

[Spoonsky]

"Man" is an exclamation there, not an object. As in "what the fuck man!"

[bruhnaldo]

TTH: Pedantic obtuse bullshit first, always.

[Spikey M]

Needs a comma, but yeah.

[Giggles]

Also, it’s 2020. You can write “the fuck” instead of tf seeing as you’re not trying to save characters on a Nokia 3310.

[phonics]

Bruh, you have to learn that speaking outside of THE QUEENS ENGLISH is an insult to Giggles because he loves Britain.

[Don]

Not like Giggles to be a backwards conservative cunt.

[Giggles]

Bruh, you have to learn that speaking outside of THE QUEENS ENGLISH is an insult to Giggles because he loves Britain.

Yes there’s nothing in between the queens M English and thinking you’re a rapper.

[phonics]

Welcome to the rest of the world Giggles. We speak differently.

[Baz]

Yes there’s nothing in between the queens M English and thinking you’re a rapper.

frfr

[Spoonsky]

You can call Giggles a lot of things but I'm not sure a high-brow snob is one of them.

[Spikey M]

You man need to allow Giggs.

[Giggles]

Mans not spoke proper.

[bruhnaldo]

Who do you think you are? Sincere?


...thinking you’re a rapper.

Oooh I see what's going on here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yea I'm not doing the "Bruh talks different" thing for the 100th time so get your thumb out and figure it out.

I thought we were meant to be thumbing it in not out?

What do I do Spikey?

[Giggles]

You probably don’t, though that will also entertain. Plough on.

[Don]

You can call Giggles a lot of things but I'm not sure a high-brow snob is one of them.

Don't mistake an unwillingness to manipulate language for being high-brow :sick:

[Shindig]

This board's Tim Westwood is unfortunately Bruhnaldo.

[niko_cee]

I'm quite enjoying the new meta of everyone being even more at everyone else than normal.

[Giggles]

It’s a return to the glory days.

[Spoonsky]

We've really been blowing up at each other lately.

[Boydy]

It's Taz's fault.

[Waffdon]

God bless, Taz. We need more pandemics and more Boston Marathon bombings or Roaul Moat’s kicking about. TTH at its best

[Spikey M]

We need a merger if we're really going to peak.

[John]

Another bombing would be lovely. The marathon bombing was our moon landing.

[bruhnaldo]

When you guys openly find joy in the deaths of my countrymen it makes me very, very sad! Also see: any time some nutter shoots up a school.

[Giggles]

We need a merger if we're really going to peak.

Are there any other forums left?

[Giggles]

When you guys openly find joy in the deaths of my countrymen it makes me very, very sad! Also see: any time some nutter shoots up a school.

Don’t read the Coronavirus thread then. There’s about twenty :drool:’s every time your graph climbs. Actually, any time anyone’s graph climbs.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh I can sense the excitement every time someone posts how "things are going to get BLEAK in the US :drool:" :cry:

[Spikey M]

I think you guys are confusing gallows humour with joy.

[John]

When you guys openly find joy in the deaths of my countrymen it makes me very, very sad! Also see: any time some nutter shoots up a school.

The joy in that thread came from a police radio scanner someone found that let us listen in on the manhunt.

[Giggles]

Oh I can sense the excitement every time someone posts how "things are going to get BLEAK in the US :drool:" :cry:

Every other death can only strengthen the empire.

[Boydy]

Are there any other forums left?

Mumsnet.

[Giggles]

Is digitalspy still on the go?

[Spikey M]

We could Merge with The Group.

[phonics]

Mumsnet.

They're actually begging for donations atm.

[Giggles]

They're actually begging for donations atm.

How would this affect them and why would a forum need much money anyway?

[Don]

Had forgot about Boston Marathon thread :D That and Harvey Danger were the memorable ones. Must have missed the Moat scenes.

[Spikey M]

When Gazza turned up :drool:

[phonics]

How would this affect them and why would a forum need much money anyway?

You know this place runs on donations and they have a bajillion more users than us right?

[Giggles]

You know this place runs on donations and they have a bajillion more users than us right?

I know they are surely popular enough to have loads of advertising, right?

[phonics]

They are surely popular enough to have loads of advertising.

Not sure if you've noticed but the arse has fallen out of advertising due to the pandemic.

[Spikey M]

They have books out an all sorts don't they? They have 'MumsNet recommends' stuck on half the baby products in circulation as well.

[phonics]

I'm not their economic advisor ffs. Just saying what's happening.

[Giggles]

They have books out an all sorts don't they? They have 'MumsNet recommends' stuck on half the baby products in circulation as well.


I know, right?

[John]

I'm not their economic advisor ffs. Just saying what's happening.

It's becoming a bit of a theme for you to be snide about something then retreat with some variation of 'I'm not the expert' when someone points out how their question was reasonable. It's nice that you can find new ways to be a condescending shitebag even after all this time.

[bruhnaldo]

Maroon beef?!

[phonics]

It's nice that you can find new ways to be a condescending shitebag even after all this time.

You looking at my posts or the mirror? Keep moving.

[John]

You looking at my posts or the mirror? Keep moving.

Your posts.

[phonics]

Nonce.

[Giggles]

You looking at my posts or the mirror? Keep moving.

“I’m rubber and you’re glue...”

[Don]

So much toxicity :drool:

[phonics]

“I’m rubber and you’re glue...”

Nonce.

[Spikey M]

So many dubs.

[phonics]

That's one of those I don't get. I think it's supposed to be 'a W' but people use it when there's been 'an L' so I'm lost. It's always a picture of the bloke from AFTV looking sad as well.

[Giggles]

That's one of those I don't get. I think it's supposed to be 'a W' but people use it when there's been 'an L' so I'm lost. It's always a picture of the bloke from AFTV looking sad as well.

Nonce.

[bruhnaldo]

That's one of those I don't get. I think it's supposed to be 'a W' but people use it when there's been 'an L' so I'm lost.

Folk have really fucked it all up.

Used to be a "Dub" a "W" or "20" then the new age millenials started saying it like being "ignored" which evolved into taking "an L".

BUT! In any purposes that matter a "dub" is still a win, as seen in all of those memes with the lad from Arsenal Fan TV.

Edit: As seen DIRECTLY ABOVE

[Kikó]

What ya'll talking about man?

[Giggles]

Mans be saying all kind of ting.

[bruhnaldo]

Man are wasteman ffs

[Spikey M]

Bare breeze.

[phonics]

Kiko doing his best to take down the servers my attaching the image directly to the forum. TTH, taken down from the inside.

edit: Can you delete the post Keeks?

[Kikó]

The dub is so big it brought down the server.

[Lofty]

Had forgot about Boston Marathon thread :D That and Harvey Danger were the memorable ones. Must have missed the Moat scenes.

The ms paint ones were classic, avin a piss lol etc

[Spikey M]

Waff has tainted that forever and it's the main reason I hate him. This must be what Che Guevara would feel like if he came back to find a load of Boydys with his face tattooed on their arses.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is there anyone who hasn't been called a cunt today who's feeling left out? If so, you're a cunt.

[Giggles]

We’re all cunts.

Acrimony :cool:

[Adamski]

Is there anyone who hasn't been called a cunt today who's feeling left out? If so, you're a cunt.

Phew, ta.

[Luca]

Mans be saying all kind of ting.

:D

I lolled.

[Boydy]

Waff has tainted that forever and it's the main reason I hate him. This must be what Che Guevara would feel like if he came back to find a load of Boydys with his face tattooed on their arses.

1. I don't have any tattoos.
2. Che and me would be great mates if he came back.
3. Fuck you.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Phonics taking a lot of L's in here.

[Shindig]

If Che came back, he'd be back on the frontline wheezing into a pension's face, moments before collapsing.

[igor_balis]

Terfnet collapsing is hilarious. Fuck them and their stupid acronyms.

[igor_balis]

They have books out an all sorts don't they? They have 'MumsNet recommends' stuck on half the baby products in circulation as well.

Some have dropped them cus of their terfism, lol.

[Giggles]

You’ll need to explain Terf.

[Lewis]

A TERF - trans-exclusionary radical feminist - is a woman who doesn't believe that shaving your cock and wearing a dress makes you a woman.

[Giggles]

So the TE is fine but the RF could be done without.

[bruhnaldo]

Hold on. If we post a single, static image it might bring down the entire server?

[Waffdon]

Waff has tainted that forever and it's the main reason I hate him. This must be what Che Guevara would feel like if he came back to find a load of Boydys with his face tattooed on their arses.

How? I was on Twitter before I joined here am sure. Just a coincidence brother x

[Magic]

I remember leaving TTH for like 6 years because Jimmy called me a cunt and now he's throwing it around like nobody's business.

[Spikey M]

How? I was on Twitter before I joined here am sure. Just a coincidence brother x

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[John]

How? I was on Twitter before I joined here am sure. Just a coincidence brother x

That's an egregious lie.

[Waffdon]

Well, yeah, obviously hence the ‘x’. 12/13 year old Shane would have lapped that shit up. Nae regrets.

[phonics]

I remember leaving TTH for like 6 years because Jimmy called me a cunt and now he's throwing it around like nobody's business.

I left for 2 because GS was seemingly popular. History proving me right again.

[Lofty]

I didn't consciously leave per se just stopped using my desktop pc as much and it was a pain when sites werent mobile optimised.

[Dark Soldier]

Been here for over 20 years now and its good to pop in and see you're all the cunts I love.

[Spoonsky]

In a late night US-hosted haxball room, someone saw my username and asked, "Did you use to play FM?"

It was Bosanac. :D

[Offshore Toon]

I tried to get some mates playing Haxball last night but they were dreadful.