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Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 08:36 PM
The coronavirus thread is getting a bit much for everyone, so let's have a chat about which vegetable is the sexiest (without any jokes about disabled prolle).
phonics
16-03-2020, 08:39 PM
It’s obviously the Eggplant.
Bernanke
16-03-2020, 08:39 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d08b5bf444709863606ec1f19755a186/tumblr_n224qhQvnJ1qb5gkjo5_1280.jpg
Sir Andy Mahowry
16-03-2020, 08:40 PM
Shut the thread, we have a winner.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 08:45 PM
Next up we have sexiest fruit.
Disco
16-03-2020, 08:49 PM
Next up we have sexiest fruit.

You can't call them that these days.
Luca
16-03-2020, 08:51 PM
The peach emoji.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 08:54 PM
Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.
Giggles
16-03-2020, 08:55 PM
Just get the wdytoe up.
bruhnaldo
16-03-2020, 08:56 PM
Fuck off
Luca
16-03-2020, 08:57 PM
Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.

Batwoman.
Disco
16-03-2020, 08:58 PM
Sexiest animal to contract the coronavirus before 2021. Go.

Magic.
Shindig
16-03-2020, 08:59 PM
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/thumbs/rights-exempt/invertebrates/c/chinese-pangolin.ngsversion.1544496343316.adapt.1900.1.jpg

So deadly, so adorable. EDIT: MASSIVE IMAGE
Spikey M
16-03-2020, 09:22 PM
Michael Schumacher.
phonics
16-03-2020, 09:26 PM
Is he still alive? It’s almost cruelty to keep him a vegetable.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 09:29 PM
Sexiest pasta.
Jimmy Floyd
16-03-2020, 09:30 PM
Michael Schumacher.

I was going to do that gag, but he could never have been sexy. Chin like a ten-foot obelisk and he'd just use you for his own ends.
niko_cee
16-03-2020, 09:31 PM
A sexy vegetable google search is definitely worth it, even if it gets you on a watchlist somewhere.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 09:39 PM
Everybody thought about the disabled person gag. It's been done to death and isn't funny.
Spikey M
16-03-2020, 09:42 PM
You've changed
igor_balis
16-03-2020, 09:43 PM
Everybody thought about the disabled person gag. It's been done to death and isn't funny.

Yeah it's proper bland comedy.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 09:49 PM
Sexiest item in a roast dinner?
Spikey M
16-03-2020, 09:50 PM
If you guys are longing for a time where I make the swap from easy jokes to intelligent ones then you're going to be disappointed.
Offshore Toon
16-03-2020, 09:51 PM
You're just a skinny black Mahow.
Giggles
16-03-2020, 09:55 PM
Sexiest item in a roast dinner?

Potato croquettes.