TTH Coronavirus Prediction Thread

[Offshore Toon]

GO!

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).
Will the Premier League be cancelled?
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020
Glastonbury
Grand National?
Eurovision
USA Presidential elections
First TTHer to test positive?
First TTHer to die?
First politician to die?
First celebrity to die?
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
Will live television be halted? If so, which month?
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?
Country of the first vaccine:
Country of the first successful vaccine:
Final UK Cases:
Final UK Deaths:
Final Worldwide Cases:
Final Worldwide Deaths:
What date will Haxball be resumed?
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland:
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.

[Offshore Toon]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Fiji, Lesotho, Eritrea, Samoa, Burundi
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury No
Grand National? No
Eurovision No
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? Randrew
First TTHer to die? Josh
First politician to die? Ann Widdecombe
First celebrity to die? Vera Lynn
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? The First Nudie Musical
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Philip Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: China
Country of the first successful vaccine: Vietnam
Final UK Cases: 800,000
Final UK Deaths: 15,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 4,000,000
Final Worldwide Deaths: 300,000
What date will Haxball be resumed? March
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: 24th March
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Benny

[Jimmy Floyd]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). North Korea, Niue, Marshall Islands, Cook Islands, Madagascar
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No, they'll find some convoluted way to finish it
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury No
Grand National? No
Eurovision No
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? Waff
First TTHer to die? None
First politician to die? Dennis Skinner
First celebrity to die? Michael Aspel
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? Spoiler alert: it won't be West Side Story, I can assure you of that
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: Germany
Country of the first successful vaccine: Germany
Final UK Cases: 1 million+
Final UK Deaths: 76,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 146 million
Final Worldwide Deaths: 883,000
What date will Haxball be resumed? Tomorrow
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. It was already Offshore, wasn't it?

[Giggles]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). No idea
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No.
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No.
Glastonbury No.
Grand National? Yes.
Eurovision No.
USA Presidential elections Yes.
First TTHer to test positive? Waff.
First TTHer to die? None.
First politician to die? No idea.
First celebrity to die? Ian McKellen.
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? Some old one.
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No.
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Neither.
Country of the first vaccine: Germany.
Country of the first successful vaccine: Germany.
Final UK Cases: 1m
Final UK Deaths: 150,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 100m
Final Worldwide Deaths: 1.5m
What date will Haxball be resumed? Never.
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never.
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having: Lee already slithered back.

[John Arne]

Optimist me says....

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Cape Verde, Barbados, Madagascar, Palau and Fiji
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury No
Grand National? No
Eurovision Yes
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? RL
First TTHer to die? Yevrah
First politician to die? Boris
First celebrity to die? Woy
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Norton
Country of the first vaccine: S.Korea
Country of the first successful vaccine: S.Korea
Final UK Cases: 32,000
Final UK Deaths: 457
Final Worldwide Cases: 768,048
Final Worldwide Deaths: 14,657
What date will Haxball be resumed?
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland:
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.[/QUOTE]

[Josh]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). Fiji, Lesotho, Eritrea, Samoa, Burundi
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury Yes
Grand National? Yes
Eurovision No
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? Randrew
First TTHer to die? Josh
First politician to die? Ann Widdecombe
First celebrity to die? Vera Lynn
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? The First Nudie Musical
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Philip Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: China
Country of the first successful vaccine: Vietnam
Final UK Cases: 800,000
Final UK Deaths: 15,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 4,000,000
Final Worldwide Deaths: 300,000
What date will Haxball be resumed? March
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: 24th March
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Benny

What the fuck? I'm invincible.

[niko_cee]

I stand by my illegal entry.

[Lofty]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). None
Will the Premier League be cancelled? Yes
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury No
Grand National? No
Eurovision No
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? MJ
First TTHer to die? MJ
First politician to die? Dennis Skinner
First celebrity to die? David Attenborough
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? May
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: Canada
Country of the first successful vaccine: Japan
Final UK Cases: 60,000,000
Final UK Deaths:2,500,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 3 Billion
Final Worldwide Deaths: 100,000,000
What date will Haxball be resumed?June 1st
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: May 4th
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. Mert

[Luca]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).: Madagascar, Niue, Cook Islands, Tuvalu, Nauru
Will the Premier League be cancelled?: Yes
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020: No
Glastonbury: No
Grand National?: No
Eurovision: Yes, with no live audience
USA Presidential elections: Yes
First TTHer to test positive?: Yeldoow
First TTHer to die?: Magic
First politician to die?: Ali Akbar Velayati, advisor to the Supreme Leader of Iran
First celebrity to die?: Mel Brooks
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?: The Book of Mormon
Will live television be halted? If so, which month?: No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?: Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: Canada
Country of the first successful vaccine: Canada
Final UK Cases: 600,000
Final UK Deaths: 6,500
Final Worldwide Cases: 500M
Final Worldwide Deaths: 500,000
What date will Haxball be resumed?: Has it stopped?
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: N/A - he's not in Iceland.
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.: Chinny

[Lewis]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices). None, because I'm not counting chump island nations which won't even detect it
Will the Premier League be cancelled? God yes
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020 No
Glastonbury No
Grand National? No
Eurovision No
USA Presidential elections Yes
First TTHer to test positive? Hopefully Yevrah
First TTHer to die? Hopefully Yevrah
First politician to die? Edward Leigh
First celebrity to die? Carl Reiner
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"? My Fair Lady
Will live television be halted? If so, which month? No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Both, from being at the same gay party
Country of the first vaccine: Israel
Country of the first successful vaccine: Israel
Final UK Cases: 400000
Final UK Deaths: 2500
Final Worldwide Cases: 50000000
Final Worldwide Deaths: 1000000
What date will Haxball be resumed? Hopefully never
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Never
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having. I could just see GS strolling back in with 'Lads' expecting a hero's welcome before boring us all to fucking death with a massive post quoting Yevrah going 'This is it...'

[Lewis]

If Alan comes back please change British deaths to 'More than fifty'.

[Bernanke]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).: Madagascar, Grenada, Barbados, Andorra, Malta
Will the Premier League be cancelled?: Yes
Will these events go ahead this year:
Euro 2020: No
Glastonbury: No
Grand National?: No
Eurovision: No
USA Presidential elections: Yes
First TTHer to test positive?: Ian
First TTHer to die?: Magic
First politician to die?: Bernie
First celebrity to die?: The pope
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous"?: Cats: The Movie
Will live television be halted? If so, which month?: No
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?: Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: US
Country of the first successful vaccine: China
Final UK Cases: 3M
Final UK Deaths: 20,000
Final Worldwide Cases: 5M
Final Worldwide Deaths: 60,000
What date will Haxball be resumed?: It will be played in Qatar in June 2022.
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: Not happening
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.: Of the ones that aren't already back, Mert.

[Luca]

There is plenty of travel between the US and the Caribbean. I can see deaths happening in Barbados and/or Grenada.

[mugbull]

Bernanke thinking 60% of all cases will take place in the UK is the highlight here.

My prediction is that nobody famous dies. Maybe some locally prominent Italian MP at the most.

[Shindig]

Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.

[Offshore Toon]

Where in the world is Okay_Amigo, Luca?

[mugbull]

Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.

He's not famous. I mean someone we've all heard of

[SincereTheRebel]

Define famous. The architect of Napoli's stadium and the Barcelona Olympics Stadium died from it. Famous ... within his field.

The number of online followers.

[Lofty]

Euro 2020, Eurovision, Grand National and Glastonbury all cancelled now.