TTH Pandemic Predictions Thread (draft)

[Offshore Toon]

Let's get a nice big list of predictions for absolutely anything. Let's just get ideas up and then later tomorrow I'll make the proper thread. Examples:

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices).

Will the Premier League be cancelled?

Will these events go ahead: Euros, Glastonbury, Grand National (need more)?

First TTHer to test positive

First TTHer to die

First politician to die?

First celebrity to die?

First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous."

Will live television be halted? If so, what date?

Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton?

Country of the first vaccine:

Country of the first successful vaccine:

Final UK Cases

Final UK Deaths

Final Worldwide Cases

Final Worldwide Deaths

What date will Haxball be resumed?

Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland

First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.

[-james-]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (max five choices): North Korea, Mexico, Ecuador, Nigeria, Trinidad & Tobago

Will the Premier League be cancelled? No

Will these events go ahead:
Euros No
Glastonbury Yes
Grand National No

First TTHer to test positive: Foe

[Offshore Toon]

I'm just looking for some extra ideas in this thread, not predictions.

[Max Power]

First politician to die? First celebrity?

[Offshore Toon]

First politician to die? First celebrity?
I'll add em

[Shindig]

Country of the first vaccine:
Country of the first successful vaccine:

[Offshore Toon]

Country of the first vaccine:
Country of the first successful vaccine:
They're good.

[John Arne]

Final UK Cases
Final UK Deaths
Final Worldwide Cases
Final Worldwide Deaths

Or maybe as at 1st July 2020.

[Offshore Toon]

Nice. It's all coming together. It doesn't have to be corona related, though.

[Foe]

Number of ftse 250 companies to go bankrupt or biggest company to go bankrupt
Brent Oil price on date x (if 6 months time, say)
Interest rate
Recession or not

[Lewis]

First little slug to come crawling back once they start working from home.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

First little slug to come crawling back once they start working from home.

They're worse than the Swindon lot.

[Offshore Toon]

That's already Lee, isn't it?

It is a bit pathetic coming back like that. It isn't a bug deal, people come and go all the time. There's a thread idea, actually.

[Shindig]

Country least likely to shift it:

[Lewis]

That's already Lee, isn't it?

It is a bit pathetic coming back like that. It isn't a bug deal, people come and go all the time. There's a thread idea, actually.

He's probably been asked by 'Daws' to come and throw us a few crumbs. I'm talking about the first person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.

[Offshore Toon]

...first person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.
I've added this in.

[niko_cee]

Countries (population >1,000) to have no deaths (five choices): Is this supposed to be population 1m or just 1000? 'Channel Islands', Vietnam, Jamaica, Uruguay, Cuba
Will the Premier League be cancelled? No
Will these events go ahead: Euros, Glastonbury, Grand National (need more)? Euros not in 2020, Glastonbury yes, Grand National no
First TTHer to test positive: Yeldoow
First TTHer to die: of this? None, generally, does Giggles have the biggest head start?
First politician to die? The oldest one. Is Dennis Skinner still a politician?
First celebrity to die? Tom Cruise
First musical that Jimmy describes as "marvellous." I dunno, is The Sound of Music an Oscar winning option?
Will live television be halted? If so, what date? No, NA
Who will get the virus first out of Philip Schofield and Graham Norton? Schofield
Country of the first vaccine: Vietnam
Country of the first successful vaccine: Vietnam
Final UK Cases: haven't we given up counting? 1m
Final UK Deaths: 1500
Final Worldwide Cases: 50m
Final Worldwide Deaths: 25,000
What date will Haxball be resumed?
Date Okay_Amigo posts to say he was the first confirmed case in Iceland: April 1st
First person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having: Taz

[Offshore Toon]

You and James are banned from the proper thread.

[niko_cee]

Probably for the best as most of those will be definitively wrong by that point.

[ScousePig]

What year will Jimmy make it to?
How many weeks will schools be closed?

I suppose I have a vested interest in the second, and it could even be zero.

[Kikó]

He's probably been asked by 'Daws' to come and throw us a few crumbs. I'm talking about the first person to think they can just slunk back into all the epic banter we're going to be having.

Chill out mate.