WDYT Everyone Looks Like

[phonics]

Inspired by Bruh's post, I figure even after people have posted Mugshots, you still have a seperate mental image of them. Time to share

7om
AD
Adamski
AE
Alan Shearer The 2nd
Alex
Amigo
Andrew
Andy
Andy Mahowry
Angelsaint
Baz
Bernanke
Bob Sacamano
Boydy
Browning
bruhnaldo
Byron
Charlie
Chrissy
CJay
Clunge
Cord
Dan
Danny
Dark Soldier
Davgooner
Demerit
dino
Disco
Dquincy
elth
five time
Foe
Giggles
Gray Fox
GS
Hammer
Henry
hfswjyr
Ian
igor_balis
ItalAussie
Jeet
Jimmy Floyd
John
John Arne
Josh
Kikó
Lee
leedsrevolution
Lewis
Luca
Luke Emia
Magic
Manc
Max Power
Mazuuurk
Mellberg
Mert
Mike
mikem
mo
mokbull
niko_cee
Offshore Toon
Panda Bear
Pen
Pepe
phonics
Pleb
P_3
Queenslander
randomlegend
Raoul Duke
Reg
Sam
Samadini
ScousePig
Serj
Shindig
simon
SincereTheRebel
Smiffy
Spikey M
Spoonsky
SvN
TG09
The Bruce
The Merse
Trancemeister
Vim
Waffdon
Weaver
wullie
Yevrah

[Giggles]

Why not WDTYELL?

[phonics]

Because no one would have aclue what the acronym means.

[mugbull]

I want to know what Jimmy looks like

[Giggles]

Inspired by Bruh's post, I figure even after people have posted Mugshots, you still have a seperate mental image of them. Time to share

7om
AD
Adamski
AE
Alan Shearer The 2nd
Alex
Amigo
Andrew
Andy
Andy Mahowry
Angelsaint
Baz
Bernanke
Bob Sacamano
Boydy
Browning
bruhnaldo
Byron
Charlie
Chrissy
CJay
Clunge
Cord
Dan
Danny
Dark Soldier
Davgooner
Demerit
dino
Disco
Dquincy
elth
five time
Foe
Giggles
Gray Fox
GS
Hammer
Henry
hfswjyr
Ian
igor_balis
ItalAussie
Jeet
Jimmy Floyd
John
John Arne
Josh
Kikó
Lee
leedsrevolution
Lewis
Luca
Luke Emia
Magic
Manc
Max Power
Mazuuurk
Mellberg
Mert
Mike
mikem
mo
mokbull
niko_cee
Offshore Toon
Panda Bear
Pen
Pepe
phonics
Pleb
P_3
Queenslander
randomlegend
Raoul Duke
Reg
Sam
Samadini
ScousePig
Serj
Shindig
simon
SincereTheRebel
Smiffy
Spikey M
Spoonsky
SvN
TG09
The Bruce
The Merse
Trancemeister
Vim
Waffdon
Weaver
wullie
Yevrah

I’m going to guess that Jimmy looks like golfer Andy Sullivan with a beard.

[igor_balis]

I want to know what Jimmy looks like

My mates thought you looked "really Aryan". Like, they weren't disputing your handsomeness, but some Hitler youth kinda vibes apparently.

[Lewis]

I imagine that Giggles looks like Ron Dixon.

[Giggles]

I imagine that Giggles looks like Ron Dixon.

I presume there’s a different one than the former NY Giants receiver?

[igor_balis]

I imagine that Giggles looks like Ron Dixon.

For some reason my brain went to this Ron:

https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/s.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C337&ssl=1

[Waffdon]

Hahahahaha

[Giggles]

Ah, Brookside.

[Giggles]

Igor is closer actually.

[mugbull]

My mates thought you looked "really Aryan". Like, they weren't disputing your handsomeness, but some Hitler youth kinda vibes apparently.

I used to get that all the time, Central European blonde kid i guess. Now that I live in Sweden though everybody looks like that so I don't get called out on it anymore, lol

[igor_balis]

I'm loathe to make any real tth Lookie-likie claims cus i've been ripped by my mates for years for my terrible shouts. The apex of this was probably when i tentatively said my old lodger:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/87102159_265978701059763_2425800286149804032_n.png ?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ohc=wpRhoVdA6ssAX9-mui5&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=b903de8d4833988dbdcc9b13ca6ec075&oe=5EC49E3E

reminded me of:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/87050001_597810477734174_7584288095793577984_n.png ?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ohc=jy3UoIQ9_lMAX-hpPo1&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=a3045dcb86bb63de1c317ce1d0fdf0c4&oe=5ECACE77

I think they just assumed i was playing up to my reputation and being a twat, but i was dead serious and i stand by it.

I'm convinced it must be some genetic thing that makes you see faces in a certain way, cus eventually the GROUP absorbed another lad who always agree with my shouts and vice versa. Bit like the way coriander tastes like soap for some people, except for facial features.

[Disco]

I'm a firm believer that there are maybe 10 or 15 types of face and everyone is just a variation on one of them.

[phonics]

Andy Mahowry: The guy from Office Space

https://changeforsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/OfficeSpace-Milton.jpg

Baz: Just a picture of Baz, his ability to not age between 12 and 35 is burnt into my brain

bruhnaldo: Federico Macheda, no idea why.
https://d3nfwcxd527z59.cloudfront.net/content/uploads/2019/01/09112503/Macheda.jpg

Dark Soldier: If you put the Sunglasses/Hat of Brad Pitt on the other guy from Fear and Loathing.
https://i.imgur.com/OgtfolP.png

dino: My friend Jascha
https://i.imgur.com/64PFn02.png

Disco: White version of my Korean friend
https://i.imgur.com/kEEAlc0.png

Foe: The not ginger one from Game On
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTRjZTc4NmUtOGUwYi00NjRkLWExMWQtMGU0NjMwNzNjNT g2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzk5OTkyNDE@._V1_UY268_CR84,0,18 2,268_AL_.jpg

Giggles: Unlucky Alf but no tash and a flatcap
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fH3Qq3sBOV8/maxresdefault.jpg

Gray Fox: Bad David Beckham lookalike
http://lookalikes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/IMG_1331.jpg

Henry: Matt Lucas but with Stubble on top and bottom

https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0101/05/1507118567412.jpg

Ian: The ginger from Game of Thrones.
https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tormund-1920.jpg

igor_balis: Despite having met him and him looking nothing like it. Matt Baker from Blue Peter/One Show
https://thewashingtontime.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Matt-Baker-%E2%80%98My-mistake%E2%80%99-The-One-Show-host-apologises-to.jpg

ItalAussie: Nerdier Sarah Silverman
https://ents24.imgix.net/image/000/093/764/6c5f2c52de7bc3c8b72c51c0f0eeebb0069397e6.jpg

Jimmy Floyd: Post weight-loss James Corden with a bald spot
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/24UiI6dtoYU/maxresdefault.jpg

John: Limmy if you could add years of anger into his face
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ7KJ7l4Ccdqa5jAL-SgycCGQiNt56GHg4BUJxIKO23ClH3bs3y
John Arne: Literally John Arne Riise when he had short hair
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/10/20/15/riise.jpg

Kikó: Tried to come up with something along the lines of Elijah Wood meets Daniel Radcliffe but having met him, the mans so damn handsome he's burnt into my brain.

Lee: Every work story he had conjured a mental image of Nigel Pearson shouting at people
https://www.cityam.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/nigel-pearson-getty-1024-683-57ed992075bf2-57ed9920972ad.jpg

leedsrevolution: Short version of that black and blonde emo haircut
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/d2/6f/7ad26fc1e02ba3e02ecabc748288b156.jpg

Lewis: This twitch streamer called Destiny
https://liquipedia.net/commons/images/thumb/4/4d/Destiny_profile.jpg/600px-Destiny_profile.jpg

Magic: The tall one from The Inbetweeners but he's 5'3 not 6'3
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxODM4MjU1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzE2MzQ2MjE@._ V1_.jpg

Mellberg: Martin Fowler if he had some modern designer stubble.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/24/Martin_Fowler29.jpg/200px-Martin_Fowler29.jpg

Mert: Turkish version of this kid from our school in the year above him called Orie.
https://i.imgur.com/n7RUpVJ.jpg

mo: Like a really shit Dion Dublin lookalike
http://www.sternbergclarke.co.uk/images/4488.png

mokbull: Basshunter
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/12vh55_1ul8/maxresdefault.jpg

Offshore Toon: Jonny Knoxville
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5Mjk5OTMxMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODMyNDE0._V1_U Y1200_CR123,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg

Panda Bear: Typical hipster stereotype, loves those big scarfs
https://i.imgur.com/RJM5QZy.png

Pepe: The portuguese footballer
https://www.vbetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ss-1.jpg

Reg: That fullback he had an avatar of forever. Bruno(?)

Samadini: Another one thats burnt into my mind but closest I can describe is the guy from American Pie with Curly Hair.
https://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/10632/original/Jason-Biggs.jpg

Shindig: That picture of I think it was 'TheEnglishGit' hanging off a lampost in his leather jacket. Sorry.

SincereTheRebel: Shocked me with both how young and how dark he looked. I imagined Combat Jack.
https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/grm-assets/18426/combat-wide.jpg

Smiffy: Also Limmy but less anger and more drugs

Spikey M: Mark Williams but younger. Fast Show era but with this hair.
https://i.imgur.com/7CPDNx1.jpg
Spoonsky: Kip from Napoleon Dynamite:
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yes_napoleon_dynamite.gif

SvN: Also Nigel Pearson

Waffdon: Jay from the Inbetweeners
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/dc/e8/33dce88e7c970c5458fd39fdccda0f6f.jpg

Yevrah: Simon Mayo
https://payload.cargocollective.com/1/13/431538/10691404/movie-doctors00_551.jpg

[phonics]

Christ i'm gonna have to add spoiler tags to all these. Gimme a sec.

[Disco]

Give me a few years and I might be that fat.

[Giggles]

Where is magic actually? Did he plan that coronavirus post as his exit or has he been around since?

[Shindig]

I can't imagine Simon Mayo being so triggered by a goalless draw with Algeria.

[phonics]

I can't imagine Simon Mayo being so triggered by a goalless draw with Algeria.

It used to be Adrian Durham but for some reason I also think of Hipster Glasses which pushes him into Mayo territory.

[phonics]

I've just typed the word spoiler so many times the word has lost all meaning and I can no longer spell it. It's just a blur.

[mugbull]

Sarah Silverman is my celeb crush, nice one Ital

[phonics]

Sarah Silverman is my celeb crush, nice one Ital

Still funny to me that Ital revealed that she'd been a chick the whole time and barely anyone believed her.

[mugbull]

Is that for real? I thought the whole Ital being a woman thing was an in joke

[phonics]

Posted a mugshot on April Fools of a woman but the photo was way too mundane to have been googled. Looked like your average FB photo from a work do. IMO it was a Double bluff. Also Ital had a level of emotional intelligence that gave the game away.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Ital is a man.

I can see Yevrah as a sort of Jekyll/Hyde figure who goes between Mayo (quiet nights in with the family) and Kermode (steaming hot takes on TTH).

I imagine Lewis, Ian and various other posters all to look like each other. I have met Lewis, know what he looks like and the image in my mind is nonetheless different.

[igor_balis]

Did the old board get any known female posters back in the day? NSD is the only one I know of, which instinctively feels pretty shameful but I spose it is a football manager forum.

[mugbull]

I’d give it a 50/50 then. Could be a triple bluff

[niko_cee]

Mantralux, probably set the cause of female forum posting back at least a decade.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Did the old board get any known female posters back in the day? NSD is the only one I know of, which instinctively feels pretty shameful but I spose it is a football manager forum.

mantralux and her realistic Arsenal database was the most persistent one I think.

[niko_cee]

Ital's always been a sort of derivative of the (mega) nerd guy (Sheldon?) from Big Bang Theory for me, although that perception probably predates the show itself.

[phonics]

There was Chelsea Girl who (correctly) wouldn't respond to any of my PMs.

[Lewis]

I have met Lewis, know what he looks like and the image in my mind is nonetheless different.

https://i.imgur.com/dxwBXen.jpg

Top day that.

[phonics]

I always wondered where I recognised the Spin Doctor from The Thick of It from. He was the Chief in the Thin Blue Line right?

edit: Jim did you take Lewis to a pub, and did he order a milk/force you to order a milk for him?

[Smjffy]

I'll have you know I've been drug free for quite a while.

[SincereTheRebel]

100% Baz lads

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/263/430/3a0.jpg

[phonics]

100% Baz lads

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/263/430/3a0.jpg


Sadly that's actually me about 15 years ago.

https://i.imgur.com/2WBem6y.png

Look at the state of it, wearing two t-shirts and a metal button collared shirt. Fuck me.

[Smjffy]

Andy Mahowry

https://media1.tenor.com/images/eee050466699da3f63305751313444d4/tenor.gif?itemid=9658120

Boydy

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/1/14/5th-9th-grader-michael.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20161127163838


Dark Soldier

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/neighbours-soap-opera/images/4/4c/Toadie15.png/revision/latest?cb=20181228214355


Davgooner

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HRwa7OUffrg/maxresdefault.jpg (Moh)


Giggles

https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hornswoggle.gif

GS

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/03/12/3CCC4EBD00000578-0-Hidden_skills_Despite_bagging_a_hefty_100_000_priz e_Pete_Bennett-a-58_1486123430399.jpg

Henry

https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hornswoggle.gif

ItalAussie

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Tysonmaoprime.jpg

Jimmy Floyd

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Georges_Laraque_2016.jpg

John

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BOGRmMWQxNTItNGQ5NC00OTY4LTgzZWUtNDEyMmY4OTFhM2 EyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzU1NzE3NTg@._V1_CR0,45,480,270_ AL_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg

Kikó

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Jeremy_Meeks_Mug_Shot.jpg/220px-Jeremy_Meeks_Mug_Shot.jpg Minus the tats.

Lewis

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/1f/87/621f87317921416e1f47fe1e8e750b26.jpg

Luca

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e7/The_Swedish_Chef.jpg/220px-The_Swedish_Chef.jpg

Magic

https://neilpatel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/reddit.jpg

Mellberg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/24/Martin_Fowler29.jpg/200px-Martin_Fowler29.jpg

Mert

Cant find picture. He streamed his death live whilst driving after being ousted as a bit of a sex pest on campus

phonics

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2016/05/b47566296e71-600x338.jpg Nice guy, shit life.

Spikey M

https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/9c/9cf5b23ea9d5e48b05f75c259033d7b6.jpeg

[/spoiler]
Yevrah

https://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Angry-Ren.jpg You know which Yev is.

[phonics]

Smiff, describing me as 'nice guy, shit life' is exactly the opposite.

[Smjffy]

Nah, I reckon you exaggerate both. Act a bigger cunt than you probably are, claim your life is greater than it is. I mean, if it was such a nice life would you spend so much time on a message board instead of actually living life to your full potential?

I don't know. I sense you wear something of a mask. Hence the Rocky.

[Mellberg]

Did you lot get hold of the Martin Fowler thing, or is this just a massive coincidence? I used to get that wherever I went. Signed his autograph in the Carling Academy once.

*The old one before he got fat.

[Luca]

https://i.imgur.com/dxwBXen.jpg

Top day that.

I seem to recall the three of us met at a pub once, or am I dreaming?

Can also very much confirm that Ital is, in fact, a man.

[niko_cee]

Did you lot get hold of the Martin Fowler thing, or is this just a massive coincidence?

It's part of TTH canon lore.

[Shindig]

I figured it was because of his criminal record and the looks were just coincidental.

[Ian]

I assume it's the nerdiness that makes people think I have a massive neckbeard when in reality I get very little facial hair at all.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I seem to recall the three of us met at a pub once, or am I dreaming?

Can also very much confirm that Ital is, in fact, a man.

We did. You were like a high achieving, youthful Danny Devito, and Lewis did indeed make me buy him a milk. The bar girl looked at me like I was some kind of threat to the peace, so I said 'I'm sorry' and paid about £2.50 for it.

[thommo]

If anyone keeps an avatar for a few months, I just end up assuming the poster looks like that.

[Spikey M]

Yep. As above.

[Offshore Toon]

I imagine people to look like the pictures they've posted. If they've never posted one, they're usually their most memorable avatar. If they've never posted a picture or had an avatar I'm not sure I'd hold any imagine for them.

[Mellberg]

It's part of TTH canon lore.

Roger that. Memory's not what it was :uhoh:

[Kikó]

Some crackers in here. 😭

Yev has been Adrian Durham for me for years now. I've got John as Kevin Bridges.

Ital is a dude boringly.

[phonics]

This thread that I don't even remember making is exactly why I'm looking at rehab clinics.

[Lewis]

I dug my old hard drive out to find a picture I had on it for Randrew, and lol I think it actually is him:

https://i.imgur.com/u8l4LpD.jpg

:harold:

[phonics]

Thats Mokbull.

[mugbull]

Not me, but looks like the one British guy in my high school to a T