January Transfers 2020 - Sponsored by the WTAS™

[Jimmy Floyd]

Thank you Mr Ashley for our local fanbase. God knows where they'd be without him.

Naked.

[Spikey M]

And drinking tiny cups of tea.

[Mellberg]

Bless RL thinking a 60m fee has been agreed before we know if we're staying up or not. I'll put money down lad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bless RL thinking a 60m fee has been agreed before we know if we're staying up or not. I'll put money down lad.
He also said that his Dad would batter yours.

[randomlegend]

Bless RL thinking a 60m fee has been agreed before we know if we're staying up or not. I'll put money down lad.

It was previously said add-ons will be dependent on whether you stay up. Given the covid situation and how fucked Villa sound financially, it may be you've had to just accept an amount regardless.

[Giggles]

Ot it may be complete horse shit like most of the ITK rubbish that gets posted.

[randomlegend]

Also yeah I'll have a friendly tenner on it with you. I've still got the money I set aside for betting with Waffdon but he ran away with his tail between his legs like a massive quivering pussy.

[randomlegend]

Ot it may be complete horse shit like most of the ITK rubbish that gets posted.

This guy definitely works in football somewhere. He's been calling stuff right from all over Europe before it's been in the news (he had Setien to Barca in the summer when everyone was reporting Poch for example).

[Giggles]

Throw enough shit at a wall.....

[randomlegend]

Throw enough shit at a wall.....

He's got literally 1 thing "wrong" so far, which was that he said Poch would definitely be United manager in the summer.

[Waffdon]

Also yeah I'll have a friendly tenner on it with you. I've still got the money I set aside for betting with Waffdon but he ran away with his tail between his legs like a massive quivering pussy.

I’m still game. I can’t remember what for, but mon.

[randomlegend]

I’m still game. I can’t remember what for, but mon.

I quoted you twice, maybe three times, asking you to follow through on it and you never responded. You still need to clarify what your original post actually meant.

[Waffdon]

Quote it a fourth time then.

[randomlegend]

No

[Waffdon]

Pussy

[Giggles]

ITK: You’re both twats.

[randomlegend]

I'll have a tenner on that with you?

[John]

He's got literally 1 thing "wrong" so far, which was that he said Poch would definitely be United manager in the summer.

Why is wrong in quotations?

[randomlegend]

Why is wrong in quotations?

Because it's not summer yet, so he could still turn out to be right, but everything suggests he isn't and he himself has since said he thinks he got wrong information on that one.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just can't believe that any clubs are seriously negotiating transfers at the moment before anyone knows when or how or in what form any kind of football will resume, or when and to what extent any of their revenue streams would be resuming.

I can see why desperate agents would be leaking things, though (which is probably where most ITK stuff comes from).

[randomlegend]

This guy seems to be involved in the negotiations/contracts somehow. Best guess so far is he's a translator.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Tbf, if I was a translator getting £15 an hour to translate what those goons are saying I would be leaking it all as well, ideally for money.

[Mellberg]

It was previously said add-ons will be dependent on whether you stay up. Given the covid situation and how fucked Villa sound financially, it may be you've had to just accept an amount regardless.

We're sound financially and owned by two billionaires. What we tread water with is FFP (and that was mainly if we failed to get promoted). I'm not saying he won't leave, but you're not having us over a barrel financially and selling it as a done deal is bollocks.

In short...fuck you, pay me.

[Mellberg]

Also yeah I'll have a friendly tenner on it with you. I've still got the money I set aside for betting with Waffdon but he ran away with his tail between his legs like a massive quivering pussy.

Sound :thbup:

But the bet is that it either doesn't happen or it will be more than 60m all in.

[randomlegend]

Sound :thbup:

But the bet is that it either doesn't happen or it will be more than 60m all in.

How are you judging "all-in"? Because if there's £10m based on him winning the Balon D'or I'm not sure that should be included.

[Mellberg]

Reported fee. So if it's stated the deal was for, say, 80m including add ons then that's 80m and £10 making its way to Birmingham.

[randomlegend]

Go on then. I think I might end up losing this on the press reporting the fee with every possible unrealistic add-on included (like him top scoring in the champions league and whatever else) but wevs.

[Gray Fox]

Hearing noise today about Liverpool wanting to pick up Willian on a free.

More great business on the cheap if true.

[Waffdon]

Mediocre at best

[Jimmy Floyd]

He is a complicated one, I'd love us to keep him but we are only offering one year and he is desperate for a longer contract in the UK to get his citizenship etc. I would probably offer him the two years if I was us, not like we have much experience in the squad.

[Don]

Hideously underrated alongside his regen Douglas Costa. They don't post up filthy numbers for one reason or another but they're intelligent, technical gods and play with that Ronaldinho flair.

Don't see him turning his back on Chelsea for the sake of taking Shaqiri's car park spot. Plus Mini must have been pumped with enough roids to not be as fucking useless now.

[niko_cee]

Yeah, I like Willian, shame he'd be joining 5 years after he should have been or whatever, the silly twat, it'd be a good signing. Shaq's off and I guess they need to think about what is going to happen when Afcon rolls around (assuming the continent hasn't been wiped out by that point).

[Manc]

Fake news.

[Mellberg]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/24/manchester-united-summer-spending-limited-warns-ed-woodward

:henn0rz:

[randomlegend]

Woodward finally learnt that shouting about how much money you've got doesn't get you good value.

[Don]

Bloom said the same a fortnight ago, think they're going for that Maupay-Mbappe partnership the world has been waiting for.

[niko_cee]

I did lol at the idea that Mbappe is now worth about £40m according to the fucktards at CEIS or whatever they are called (maybe Transfermarkt?) as every player's value has gone through the floor. Erm, ok. Perhaps all that really tells you is how much shit those values are in the first place.

[Foe]

Yeah I did enjoy the bbc article that football clubs had lost several billion pounds of player value.

Erm. Sure thing.

[Shindig]

Is there some match fitness factor that's dominating their algorithm? :D

[randomlegend]

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Romano is as reliable as it gets.

ITK says Sancho and Grealish are done and will go through whenever the transfer window ends up opening. Pogba 1 year option will also go through as soon as it's worked out how contracts which should end at the end of this 'season' are going to work.

[bruhnaldo]

phonics can you change the title to "Transfers.", please? I'll update the OP with news/info or w/e occasionally since this is apparently the transfer thread now.

[phonics]

No-one reads the OP so don't bother.

[Don]

The player knows Manchester United.

[Ian]

Do a new Fred for the summer, Bruh.

If we don't have one then we're letting the virus win.

[bruhnaldo]

This man couldn't just change the title ? lol

[Lewis]

The player knows Manchester United.

It's the only metric that matters.

[randomlegend]

It's the only metric that matters.

His name even fits the chant.

[phonics]

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lol

[Jimmy Floyd]

There won't be a single big money player transfer this year, it's just not going to happen.

[Foe]

And there definitely shouldn’t be.

[Baz]

There won't be a single big money player transfer this year, it's just not going to happen.

Mbappe tho

[Danny]

True. Real are immune to all financial regulations.

[niko_cee]

The fact that FFP will be well and truly going in the bin in the aftermath of this has to be an offsetting factor at the top, top transfer table.

[bruhnaldo]

Utd are deffo getting Sancho right? Stop.

[Lofty]

Newcastle blueballed again.

[Shindig]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! This Mike shall last a thousand years. EDIT: Just heard about Pardew being sacked. Excellent. :D