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Lee
10-10-2015, 08:08 AM
Because we all love a good terrorist attack.

There has been one this morning in Ankara. Two bombs and at least twenty dead at a 'peace rally'.

My money's on the Real IRA.

Magic
10-10-2015, 08:33 AM
#refugeeswelcome

Lee
10-10-2015, 08:35 AM
It's probably the Kurds, mate. If it's the muslamics the Turks don't really need to import any, since it's already full of them.

Magic
10-10-2015, 08:36 AM
Really? I thought it was the IRA...

Lee
10-10-2015, 08:37 AM
You've got to watch the Irish.

Yevrah
10-10-2015, 09:10 AM
I saw this on the news and my first thought too was it was the work of the IRA. They're becoming a real problem these days.

Lee
10-10-2015, 09:21 AM
I was going to support them in two sports tomorrow night as well. Bastards.

Magic
10-10-2015, 10:35 AM
It wasn't the Kurds because it was at a Kurdish/Socialist/Marxist left wing March.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=fe0_1444468537

Kikó
10-10-2015, 10:35 AM
Kurds don't kill people, rappers do.

Tragic again. Another place where I can have a minimoon ruled out.

Lewis
10-10-2015, 01:04 PM
My immediate reaction was that it would be a bit counter-productive for the Kurds to have done. It's one thing attacking state institutions (like the IRA did) as a low level morale-sapper, but suicide bombing a peace rally is the sort of thing that pisses everybody off to the point where you're fucked (not unlike Omagh I suppose). It would make a bit more sense for ISIS, since getting Turkey more involved there could potentially throw the rest of the Super Friends into confusion, but even then...

Magic
10-10-2015, 01:13 PM
86 dead. :[

QE Harold Flair
10-10-2015, 02:44 PM
I think what we need is more of this culture over here.

Spoonsky
10-10-2015, 04:21 PM
It was probably ISIS. Turkey has just allowed the US to start bombing them from a base in southern Turkey.

I can only see this kind of thing becoming more frequent, sadly.

Magic
10-10-2015, 04:38 PM
I doubt they're that bothered. Doesn't Erdogan hate liberals and Kurds far more than IS?

Davgooner
10-10-2015, 04:43 PM
Terrorists spotted in Florida.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/storm-of-paranoia-and-hate-erupts-in-florida-town-after-photo-shows-muslims-praying-at-beach/


“I’m raising the question of whether or not a group of military aged Muslim men… are praying on our beach, well label me whatever you want,” said Wakulla County Sheriff candidate Will Dance, according to WTXL. “The reason I brought this up is because my daughters use that beach, my wife uses that beach and gentlemen, under Sharia Law, the cutoff shorts and tee-shirts… that my family wears on that beach are considered offensive under Sharia and any Muslim man may carry out what he feels is fit punishment. And I’m sorry but that type of behavior cannot happen here.”

Fuuuuuuucck. :D

Magic
10-10-2015, 04:48 PM
Aftermath is hard to watch. People lifting up the flags that are covering destroyed bodies to see if they can find friends/family presumably. If nothing else it's an insight in to the absolute reality of a terror attack.

John
10-10-2015, 04:51 PM
How does someone called fucking 'Will Dance' end up in the running for any sort of office, even the sheriff's office of a shitty township?

Lewis
10-10-2015, 04:57 PM
The Footloose references write themselves, so you can see how a successful campaign might be built around those.

Lee
10-10-2015, 05:06 PM
The main shopping centre in Leicester was evacuated today. The fuckers know how to shit you up with their announcements. The first one was "An incident has been reported in the building. Please stand by for further announcements". Followed five minutes later by "Attention please. Attention please. There is an emergency in the building. Leave now". We fucked off out after the first announcement. Some twat had set some kind of fire alarm off in Next with his deodorant.

QE Harold Flair
10-10-2015, 06:10 PM
This could go in many threads but I'm going to drop it right here, right now. The speech of the year so far:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnNPh_NjdBg

Magic
12-10-2015, 08:41 AM
Turkey's response to an Islamic State attack on a peace protest by Kurds is to...bomb Kurds!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34501617

Magic
12-10-2015, 04:38 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c84_1444660211

Better CCTV footage of actual explosion.

Benny
12-10-2015, 05:29 PM
Sad how you can see some people left on the floor as everyone pegs it away, I'd like to think I would try and help others up before making a dash for it.

Magic
13-10-2015, 03:41 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=372_1444745300

MORE TERROR. Can't think how fucking terrifying this must have been, thank god there was a guy with a gun nearby.

#2ndamendment

Alan Shearer The 2nd
13-10-2015, 03:51 PM
Fucking hell. Waiting for a bloody bus and that happens.

Samadini
13-10-2015, 04:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX7Yo0tWDgk

QE Harold Flair
13-10-2015, 04:09 PM
There's a shitload of Palestinians randomly stabbing people at the moment. I bet that won't make the news - the response to it will, though.

Henry
13-10-2015, 07:51 PM
It already made the news. And ironically recent Israeli actions have not.

Niobium Knight
13-10-2015, 08:00 PM
Both sides as bad as each other if they cant fucking sort things out without killing people.

simon
13-10-2015, 08:08 PM
It's quite funny how both ends of the political spectrum think the media are biased to the opposite side.

It's almost like neither of them are correct!

QE Harold Flair
13-10-2015, 08:12 PM
Question Time is the most blatant example.

Henry
13-10-2015, 08:16 PM
It's quite funny how both ends of the political spectrum think the media are biased to the opposite side.

It's almost like neither of them are correct!

You know, when there are two competing claims, it's possible that one of them is just wrong. The truth is not necessarily in the middle.

Lewis
14-03-2016, 12:54 AM
If you're going to a beach resort, why go to an Ivory Coast beach resort? I don't understand that. It was the same with Tunisia. There are safer places to eat and drink in the sun.

John
14-03-2016, 12:59 AM
My mate has been to Tunisia a few times and reckons it's the cheapest place you can go for that sort of holiday. He went with his fiance and their two kids for a fortnight and came home with change from five hundred quid.

Hasn't been since those arseholes strafed the beach, obviously.

There's been another huge bomb in Ankara apparently too.

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 05:52 PM
Can someone put a Turkey flag over this photo? Ala when paris was bombed

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12806107_1072868092756392_3482618346683479364_n.jp g?oh=f0692673a2cfb805465e38526219d002&oe=574EE2BE

Lewis
14-03-2016, 05:54 PM
http://i67.tinypic.com/32zuxx4.png

Better still...

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 05:55 PM
Kudos.

is there an app on phones?

SvN
14-03-2016, 05:57 PM
My mate has been to Tunisia a few times and reckons it's the cheapest place you can go for that sort of holiday. He went with his fiance and their two kids for a fortnight and came home with change from five hundred quid.

Hasn't been since those arseholes strafed the beach, obviously.

There's been another huge bomb in Ankara apparently too.
It is super cheap. I went when I was a student and barely spent anything.

Horrible shithole, mind.

Magic
14-03-2016, 06:01 PM
http://i64.tinypic.com/2h2kswk.jpg

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 06:02 PM
*insert "it was this point, Shane new he fucked up" meme*

John Arne
14-03-2016, 06:10 PM
https://gyazo.com/20ef4157baa53c982a21f3efb2fc6a8b.png

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 06:11 PM
what, fool? Leave the attractive one in at least

Magic
14-03-2016, 06:14 PM
You always seem to be photographed with ugly-to-slightly attractive MILFs. What's the score, m8?

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 06:27 PM
I love milfs, tbh.

I work at the Council, though, and most folk are 30-50 year old women with a few younger folk. They're all alcoholics so I'm out with them a fair bit. The above is just a pal through football - she's v nice.

Magic
14-03-2016, 06:31 PM
I'd definitely give it a go. She looks shy so I would put my house on her having only a few sexual partners, meaning her gravel pit would be perfectly formed like a room example in a Next Home magazine.

Waffdon
14-03-2016, 06:34 PM
She looks better in person. That photo doesn't do her much justice.

Magic
15-03-2016, 03:19 PM
ISIS cunts being hunted down in Brussels, armed and dangerous. Already escaped the police once. :clap:

John Arne
19-03-2016, 02:28 PM
Another suicide bomb in Istanbul.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/19/istanbul-hit-by-deadly-bomb-attack


At least five people have been killed and 20 more wounded after a suicide bomb attack hit Istanbul’s main shopping street.

The governor, Vasip Şahin, confirmed that the blast on Saturday morning had been caused by a suicide bomber who had set off the bomb close to the local district governor’s office on Istiklal Street, a pedestrian boulevard lined with international stores and restaurants.

John Arne
19-03-2016, 02:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYG5-59u5AY

Magic
28-06-2016, 09:22 PM
At least 28 dead after those bombs at Stambul airport.

Magic
28-06-2016, 09:33 PM
https://youtu.be/v5-1zrKcd7w

GS
28-06-2016, 09:35 PM
It's good to see that Turkey has things under control, at least. :moop:

Dquincy
29-06-2016, 09:17 AM
Change your profile pictures to a turkey, out of respect please.

Spoonsky
03-07-2016, 04:56 PM
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/04/world/middleeast/baghdad-bombings.html?referer=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com

ffs

Lewis
03-07-2016, 05:02 PM
I saw some footage of the fire last night when the known death toll was about fifteen. I trust we've all changed our Facebook pictures. No?

Magic
03-07-2016, 05:04 PM
Oh look casualties in a war ravaged country that's now having a civil war.

Spoonsky
03-07-2016, 05:06 PM
But enough about your marriage.

Dquincy
03-07-2016, 06:23 PM
But enough about your marriage.
:D

But, terrible news about Baghdad.

Dquincy
03-07-2016, 06:56 PM
Bloody Americans.

http://news.sky.com/story/1721048/tourist-in-arab-robe-sparks-false-terror-alert

Bartholomert
03-07-2016, 07:40 PM
Bloody Americans.

http://news.sky.com/story/1721048/tourist-in-arab-robe-sparks-false-terror-alert

In fairness, that's not something you see everyday in suburban Cleveland.

Shindig
03-07-2016, 07:44 PM
Just complete the look with a Klan hood, really.

Spoonsky
03-07-2016, 07:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NxqrltZ.png

For fuck's sake. :D

Bartholomert
03-07-2016, 08:44 PM
It's like a parody.

Lewis
28-02-2017, 06:34 PM
The compofaces on these Tunisia inquest people. You went to North Africa, which has even more bent, cowardly coppers than it does Islamic mentalists. How much warning would the travel company have had to give you of those facts before you cancelled your cheap holiday?

Jimmy Floyd
28-02-2017, 06:44 PM
The problem is they don't see it as North Africa, they see it as just one part of Global British Holidayland.

Spikey M
28-02-2017, 07:25 PM
All of this stuff should be filed in a cabinet draw titled 'Shit Happens'. You were unlucky / lucky depending on your outlook, move on.