The Grand Old Duke of York - Nonce or not a nonce?

[Bam]

Shocking interveiw, I think he seems even more guilty with some nonsense about Pizza Express and not sweating after getting shot at in the Falklands war. :henn0rz:

Then:

Prince Andrew: “He has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner that was unbecoming...”

Maitlis: “Unbecoming? He was a sex offender”

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm just pleased that Woking is back in the news, it's been a quiet year or so since that giant slide collapsed. The next stage will be for it to get a story in that doesn't involve children being abused and/or maimed.

[Manc]

Saucy nonce.

[Lewis]

I'm not sure why he even did this interview. Why not just keep a low profile and hope people forget about it? If the Firm put him up to it it's an uncharacteristic error on their part. They've pretty much spun everything perfectly since they killed Diana.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Probably the Firm's best move yet, getting rid of the thick twat once and for all.

[Bam]

The Firm probably bumped off Epstein before he spilled the beans.

[Shindig]

The positive act stuff was .... fucking bizarre.

[Boydy]

Deffo a nonce and Epstein didn't kill himself either.

[Disco]

There needn't even be a debate. Nailed on nonce.

[Baz]

Eli5

[-james-]

It doesn't actually matter does it? Nothing will come of it.

[Spikey M]

Nonces are notoriously sweaty and he can't sweat. Case dismissed.

[Spikey M]

I'm not sure why he even did this interview. Why not just keep a low profile and hope people forget about it? If the Firm put him up to it it's an uncharacteristic error on their part. They've pretty much spun everything perfectly since they killed Diana.

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[Bam]

The google reviews of Pizza Express Woking are worth a skim through.

[Yevrah]

I hadn't noticed so before but having watched the programme (lol at him doing that by the way) and seen it again, that picture doesn't look that real.

[phonics]

The Royal Family must know he's not only guilty but it's all going to come out to even countenance this interview as an idea right?

[Jimmy Floyd]

From what everyone's saying today it sounds like they were all advising him against it and he just railroaded over them to force it through, which sounds very like him from what I've been told over the years. A truly dreadful man, as is Philip (Charles is fine).

[Spikey M]

I can't believe Henry has let all this slide. Must be a nonce sympathiser.

[Giggles]

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[Spikey M]

:D

[phonics]

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[Ian]

Very brave of Toby Young to admit that he'd be a paedo if he hadn't been bullied out of it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I used to love the Speccie in the early Nelson days but they really do publish some absolute wank nowadays.

[Shindig]

Is Toby trying to get back with his wife?

[Lofty]

There is a thing on Twitter that Young worked for Vanity Fair and lived in New York prior to his marriage and his name and number were in Epstein's address book, which is noncetacular if true.

[John Arne]

170 Jeffrey Epstein "associates" to be released early next week :drool:

[Bam]

170 Jeffrey Epstein "associates" to be released early next week :drool:


Merry Christmas you filthy nonces.

[Spikey M]

:drool:

Ex-presidents included, apparently.

[Boydy]

I don't get this. Don't we know who all was in his phone book anyway? Or are these confirmed nonces this time?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Can't wait to see if anyone else from the 90s F1 grid joins Villeneuve, Irvine and I think Pedro Diniz on 'the list'.

[John Arne]

Bill Clinton apparently on the list, no surprises.

[Yevrah]

Wasn't his signature on the island's guestbook?

[John Arne]

Wasn't his signature on the island's guestbook?

Yeah, I think he was already well known to be involved in this.

[Yevrah]

What do they mean by associates?

I heard an interesting point the other day in that while rich, Epstein was not (on face value at least) at a level usually associated with maintaining a private island in the arse end of nowhere.

[Gray Fox]

I imagine they can't call anyone a pedo in the media as they'll just sue. However given we know what went on, on the island, anyone found in this associate book they've found is almost certainly one.

[Jimmy Floyd]

What percentage of the population do we reckon are paedos, in the sense that they'd shag a 15 year old if offered immunity from the consequences?

30-40%? Might be higher I reckon. In power-celebville (where immunity from consequences is closer to being a reality, or at least it must have felt like it at the time) you might find your answer.

[Ian]

Well we've discussed before Sam Fox being on page 3 at 16 and the people who were thirsting for Charlotte Church 'becoming legal' so I reckon that you're right and it's probably quite high.

[Yevrah]

Is the full list out yet then?

[Spikey M]

I think it's higher amongst celebrities because they're also more likely to be risk takers and - as with the numpties on the Titanic Submarine - the extremes need to get more extreme to get the endorphins flowing.

[Kikó]

Was Epstein's Island just underage women or more prostitution of all flavors? I've not really read much about it.

[Lewis]

The Prince Andrew stuff concerned a seventeen/eighteen year old, so he could claim by our laws he isn't a nonce as such and merely a user of high-end trafficked women, but Epstein himself had a load of kids running around his properties.

[John Arne]

I knew it.

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[Yevrah]

The algorithm has been working hard and this has been pushed to near the top of my suggested videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ppz9v8k7FY

I don't wish to promote their work, but having watched the first three minutes of it I felt I needed to share. The questions are so devoid from how the human mind actually processes big events as to be meaningless, but somehow still masquerade as truth seeking and while I could entertain her first thought on winning the interview was "fuck", if her second wasn't "right, how do we nail the bastard?" I'm calling absolute horseshit. Dangerous stuff.

[niko_cee]

Is that a high performance podcast?

[Yevrah]

It is indeed. I need to make it my life's work to end it. At least Andrew Tate opens himself up for challenge, even if it is for the self publicism.

[Spikey M]

That's my first encounter with the High Performance Podcast. Is there always an audience? Who is actually travelling to watch this shit?

[Yevrah]

The list is supposedly OUT. Doesn't sound like there's anyone new on it though that'd be of interest.

[Yevrah]

That's my first encounter with the High Performance Podcast. Is there always an audience? Who is actually travelling to watch this shit?

Filmed in a shitty room for the ones I'd seen previously. I've no idea who would actively go out of their way to attend a recording.

[Spikey M]

Stephen Hawking is on the list? :D

[Spikey M]

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[Shindig]

Is that legit? I can't imagine a mutli-billionaire wouldn't spell-check that.

[Yevrah]

He’ll have done it deliberately if it is legit.

[John Arne]

Oh god, lol'd a lot at this. I doubt even Pornhub has such a niche category.

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[Jimmy Floyd]

Someone is having you all on I think.

[Spikey M]

I somehow both really hope so and really hope not at the same time.

[John Arne]

You reckon :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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:lol:

[Baz]

Someone is having you all on I think.

Callum Hudson-Odoi has publicly denied ever visiting the island.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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The Simpsons did it again.