Apprentice 2019: Can blind people be just as smug?

[Ian]

The Apprentice 2019

Episode 1 air date: Wednesday 2nd of October

Hosts: Sugar & Co, and Tom Allen on You're Fired.

The Dickheads: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1lwTYYkjVp7n4XDwrsmHZbX/meet-the-candidates
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Top Quotes:

I’ve definitely got the gift of the gab, I can persuade anyone to do anything.
Soon to be seen getting nobody to do anything without a row.


A self-proclaimed “maverick” who doesn’t like to follow the rules
Read: Cunt.


I came from a council estate… I have made myself into something good and I’m on my way to becoming something great.
Will be chippy to anybody who disagrees with her and who can also enunciate because they're POSH and LOOKING DOWN ON [HER]!


I love business more than sharks love blood…I’m ruthless in my pursuit of success.
Grossly misunderstanding the emotional capabilities of sharks.


I bring ‘class’ to everything and ensure nothing I do is half-standard or tacky.
Will have a massive blazing row with the council estate one at some point.


I am the epitome of luxury.
Yes, that's a double-barrelled first name. Fuck off, idiot.

Task 1 - "Lord Sugar kicks off the new series with a task like no other. Sixteen candidates are sent to South Africa to set up wine and safari tours."

That first task should be a belter.

Also looking forward to Sugar repeatedly putting his foot in it with the blind guy.

[wullie]

Ryan-Mark stands out early on as the obvious one to watch, but I'm keeping an eye on Thomas Skinner and "I don’t plan - I just do everything on impulse. When I plan, I always get it wrong"

[Ian]

https://ryanmarkparsons.co.uk/

Look at the nick of that.

[Pepe]

:lol:

[SvN]

The quote on his home page actually made me laugh out loud.


'…you spoke very naturally.'
— HRH Prince William, Duke of Cambridge


:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That quote is amazing.

[Spikey M]

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58f53220197aeacbe68c0798/1560265398126-PLUWEQF161NZSTPU6I47/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kHw6qlsibTWKNYS8mqZO8EJ7gQa3H7 8H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLf rh8O1z5QPOohDIaIeljMHgDF5CVlOqpeNLcJ80NK65_fV7S1UZ ApP97vY82zAl2l-i6e7EikVyA-L6pAd-oxSLYGB8hCZ1zupkJLE0_to5EqUigerg/IMG_3151.JPG

[Spikey M]

Is that massive? I hope that's massive.

[Clunge]

“The Luxury Connoisseur lives for opulence, embraces hedonism and is a ferocious entrepreneur.”

Dying.

[Ian]

This is tonight, chums.

They're not doing episodes on two days back to back to kick off the series this year though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Apparently the winner has been leaked.

[Ian]

I'm sure that's happened before but I don't frequent the outlets that are liable to leak it and I'm not on the social media.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think it's happened before but never before the series has started airing.

[Ian]

Here we go

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lottie :wub:

[Ian]

As if anybody knows their names at this point Mahow, you creep.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Next you're going to be saying I shouldn't have already seen bikini pictures of her.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I know the population of South Africa!

Take that bitches.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She was wrong btw, it's 58m. Sack her.

[Ian]

I despise them all already. Love this show

[Browning]

"We can't promise anything...."

Yea, they totally are going to promise everyone that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Guaranteed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Apprentice lunch included is always gold.

"here's some cheese and crackers, good luck"

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wine snobs are the fucking worst.

Kill her with fire.

[thommo]

So the girls are selling a tour worth 250 rand per person for 2500 rand per person?! These poor fuckers are going to spend over £100 for a few mouthfuls of wine.

[Browning]

Fuck me, they're both going to be a shambles.

Lottie seems like a total cunt. Good choice, Mahow.

600 Rand down from 2300? That's not going to cause a war when the group talk to each other.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck me, they're both going to be a shambles.

Lottie seems like a total cunt. Good choice, Mahow.

600 Rand down from 2300? That's not going to cause a war when the group talk to each other.

No chance, no one talks to each other on these...

[Browning]

They're both so cringe is completely opposite ways. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

These facts are stunning. You can feel the energy being sucked out of the bus.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Luxury.

[thommo]

The two bus journeys were fucking hilarious.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ahahhaahahhaaha.

Here are some facts about the wine cellar that we have no idea where it is.

[Browning]

How the fuck did they get 22.5% out of that?

You can bring 12 whole people into the shop? Fuck off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How the fuck did they get 22.5% out of that?

You can bring 12 whole people into the shop? Fuck off.

I liked her when she was staying at 5 and then she just crumbled.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Paint your fucking rock quick sharp and fuck off into the shop. /cockneywanker.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lottie really is a twat.

[randomlegend]

Wine snobs are the fucking worst.

Kill her with fire.

In a restaurant a while ago we heard a couple tell the sommelier they were "in fact very educated in Chardonnay".

[Ian]

Not sure you're the go to on consumables snobbery, RL..

The daggers being eyed between the girls on the refunds comment was amazing

[Browning]

£5 from the shop. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Him celebrating that they had no refunds and then being told they lost was amazing.

[randomlegend]

Not sure you're the go to on consumables snobbery, RL..

The daggers being eyed between the girls on the refunds comment was amazing

The only thing I'm actually a snob about is chocolate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/750x445/1182248.jpg

Lottie.

[Ian]

The only thing I'm actually a snob about is chocolate.

Maybe the only thing she's a snob about is wine..

I mean it's not because she's on the Apprentice and a cunt t but y'know

[Ian]

Fucking Matt Edmondson. He's as funny as a burst bollock.

[randomlegend]

Maybe the only thing she's a snob about is wine..

I mean it's not because she's on the Apprentice and a cunt t but y'know

Well the difference is I'd never announce to a restaurant that "I'm educated on the Madagascan varieties".

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking Matt Edmondson. He's as funny as a burst bollock.

The interview thing he always does is fucking horrific.

Also, I don't know why they're making a big deal regarding whole 25/22.5% gift shop deal. They'd have made what, another 50p had they gotten the 25%?

If they'd have lost because of it sure it's huge but their sales were so shit it didn't matter.

[Browning]

I thought Tom Allen was a bit shit as a host. Maybe he'll grow into it as the series moves on, but every time someone else spoke, the transition was very awkward.

"Yes... *awkward pause*.... very true..... *awkward pause*...."

[wullie]

I like cockney Jack Swagger, he seems partially aware of his own uselessness.

[Ian]

Well the difference is I'd never announce to a restaurant that "I'm educated on the Madagascan varieties".

I think you should, let them know they don't appreciate chocolate properly.


I thought Tom Allen was a bit shit as a host. Maybe he'll grow into it as the series moves on, but every time someone else spoke, the transition was very awkward.

"Yes... *awkward pause*.... very true..... *awkward pause*...."

Yeah, I generally quite like him but I thought that too. I dunno if I've actually seen him as the host on anything before.

[Spikey M]

The only thing I'm actually a snob about is chocolate.

Knives.

[randomlegend]

Knives.

There's more to being a snob than just being interested in and owning nice ones of something. I don't go round people's houses and refuse to eat what they've cooked because it was cut with a shit knife or something.

[Ian]

That would be amazing though.

"You call this carved? Good day, sir!"

[Spikey M]

Shouting YOU CALL THAT A STABBING at the 10 o'clock news.

[igor_balis]

There's more to being a snob than just being interested in and owning nice ones of something. I don't go round people's houses and refuse to eat what they've cooked because it was cut with a shit knife or something.

Went to play board games at friends house a few weeks ago, everyone knew it was a 6 hour monster and should eat first.

My slightly spectrummy mate was being a right grumpy cunt, then revealed he hadn't eaten lunch. When host friend kindly offered crisps, toast and a few other things he said "I dont consider that food, don't you have any VEGETABLES? maybe a CARROT?"

Great guy deep down but crikey, not his most socially aware moment.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10074321/apprentice-racism-row-gandhi-jibe/

Lol.

[Ian]

These cab drivers must hear some absolute drivel.

[Ian]

That little twat needs all the slapping. All of it.

[Ian]

See also: Lottie. Already keen for her to get the boot.

[Ian]

"Cheesy Cola"? What the fuck?

[Browning]

Was just coming on to question the same thing :D

Such a terrible idea.

[Ian]

This pitch. C'mon, girls.

[Browning]

Just do it for £3 you twats. It's an ice lolly that's going to cost you fuck all to make.

[Ian]

"You are a u-turn."

This little fucker makes my teeth itch.

[Ian]

That pitch. :D Fucking hell.

[Ian]

This is definitely the time to have this argument again, lads.

[Browning]

Selling Mini Milks to the corporate client. :drool:

[Ian]

Oh good, vomit covered lollies. With bits in.

[Ian]

"This tastes like my nan's wardrobe."

[Ian]

This pair should have absolutely rinsed the girls for being fucking useless.

[Browning]

Can't see anyway the PM doesn't go here. Yea, they didn't give them a full brief, but what he made was nothing close to the brief he was given.

[Ian]

The whole "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT TO MAKE" thing was a nonsense argument. Dean was shit but the PM was the right choice to go.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Watching now.

AMAZING bit of negotiation from the sub team leader of the guys.

I'd like 75 at £3.50
We could do 150 for £3.85
You want me to order double and pay more...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kenna was the right choice although Dean could have gone too.

15p for a bespoke PREMIUM product when you're getting £3.85 is mental.

A coconut milk base with a couple of fresh raspberries as the lolly and some glitter to finish would have been so much better.

[Ian]

I'm not sure how they thought the glitter was all gonna stay on the outside and be visible.

[Vercetti]

Samir Nasri has been on the pies.

[Ian]

Tom Allen was way better on You're Fired this week.


Samir Nasri has been on the pies.

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He and Claude were great together.

Kenna also came across as a really likeable chap.

[Browning]

Agreed, he felt a lot more natural this week.

[Smjffy]

Kenna fucked himself the moment he went solo with his decisions thus he deserved to go too but none seem to cover themselves in glory.

[Ian]

Toys, eh? Hopefully Hyphen and Lottie the Lion both die in the same tragic stickebrick fatality.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Team Fabulous ffs.

[Ian]

Of course Hyphen suggested Team Fabulous. Of course he did.

[Browning]

Unicorns is too over done. No retailer will buy it when they probably have 20 similar products from established companies.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's so argumentative.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Unicorns is too over done. No retailer will buy it when they probably have 20 similar products from established companies.

Same with slime.

It's pretty much dead now though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A fucking positive affirmation turtle?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is shaping up to be the worst advert ever produced in Apprentice history.

[Browning]

I will be shocked if this is anything but a shitty 0-0 draw.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A fucking cockney positive affirmation turtle. Burn it.

[Ian]

These lot are all dreadful.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The reaction to THE ANIMAL Squad advert :D

[Browning]

Fuck me, they're both so shit. If they sell anything I'm quitting my day job to sell shit toys.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's amazing how out of touch the people they get on this.

How can MARKETING EXPERTS be so shit?

[Ian]

I love Thomas's bargaining strategy.

"I thought younger than 6-8"
"NAH MATE IT'S DEFO 6 AND ABOVE"

Good answer, Thomas, just tell them they're wrong.

[Browning]

To be fair, he did say that's what he was going to do on the way in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This focus group is great.

[Ian]

Those kid focus groups were incredible.

This pitches are absolutely not.

[Browning]

He's pissing me off calling it a viral video when about 6 people have seen it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The general consensus? 1 person said its alright.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shaky voice woman won it.

[Browning]

How does he know pitching is one of his skills when he's 12 years old and works in a shop?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thomas' reaction was amazing.

From pure joy to dejection.

[Ian]

I'd take Thomas in just in the hope that he talks himself into trouble but I reckon objectively Riyonn probably ought to go.

[Browning]

Lottie is an odd choice.

I've always thought that with these pitches you should be honest if you realise the product is shit and tell them how you're going to fix it. Standing there saying "this is gonna be the next big craze, best selling toy of 2019!" is bollocks when they can tell exactly how shite it is.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lottie is a twat but what was she meant to do? Had she said it was all great they'd have pulled her up on lying.

The focus group hated it because it was too young.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No idea how Riyonn is still there.

[Ian]

As you've both said, it was bizarre to take Lottie in there.

I don't think Solomon had enough of an impact to get booted and Riyonn was fucking garbage. Ergo, Riyonn has a better business plan.

[wullie]

The women on one of the groups talking about how the world of unicorns and slime had never been brought together before, that's the kind of thing that stays with you.

[SvN]

Lottie is a twat but what was she meant to do? Had she said it was all great they'd have pulled her up on lying.


That's nonsense. You're not obligated to disclose everything. All she has to do is focus on the positives. Instead of "we got mixed reviews", just say "we got some great reviews". It's a skill that you need if you're going to be selling and pitching.

[SvN]

Anyway, Ryionn should've gone. He did the right thing in not taking in Tommy - even though the product was too young, it wasn't THAT bad, and he was the only one who actually did anything. The "viral video" was probably the worst thing ever done on the show, including pants man.

[thommo]

Yeah that video was incredibly bad. The final screen which comprised of just a green background, the logo and the words "Featuring. Tommy the Turtle" was like something created in a primary school IT lesson. Lottie's explanation of the market research was similar to a previous candidate (although nowhere near as bad), when he just explained all of the negative feedback in the pitch.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's nonsense. You're not obligated to disclose everything. All she has to do is focus on the positives. Instead of "we got mixed reviews", just say "we got some great reviews". It's a skill that you need if you're going to be selling and pitching.

At which point Sugar would have been fuming as it was a lie.

Even her saying there were mixed reviews was a lie, the amazing focus group ripped it a new one.

[Ian]

Anyway, Ryionn should've gone. He did the right thing in not taking in Tommy - even though the product was too young, it wasn't THAT bad, and he was the only one who actually did anything. The "viral video" was probably the worst thing ever done on the show, including pants man.

It was 4-6 years too old but others could have pulled him up for that too.

I'd have taken him in just in the hope of him stitching himself up.

[SvN]

At which point Sugar would have been fuming as it was a lie.

Even her saying there were mixed reviews was a lie, the amazing focus group ripped it a new one.

It wasn't a lie. They did get some positives. One of the girls said they liked the buttons, another said something about liking the positive messages. Obviously 90% of it was negative, but you focus on the 10% that wasn't. It's not a lie, it's being selective with what you say.

[Browning]

These people aren’t idiots though. Anyone can say “we’ve had some positive reviews!” They’re still going to look at it and realise it’s shite.

She handles it badly, for sure, but I don’t think it would have helped them either way.

[Ian]

Lottie simply wasn't going to get sacked on the basis of her performance in the task so there was no value in taking her in.

[SvN]

These people aren’t idiots though. Anyone can say “we’ve had some positive reviews!” They’re still going to look at it and realise it’s shite.

She handles it badly, for sure, but I don’t think it would have helped them either way.

100% agreed. They're not going to suddenly change their mind about the product. But she was there to talk about the focus group, and she did it badly. I just take objection with Mahow saying "What else could she do?!".

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lottie talks such bullshit.

[Ian]

And she's SEETHING.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

But but, everyone in her family own electric bikes...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Seethe-o-meter is close to breaking point.

[Ian]

I mean she is being ignored here but that's what happens when you're a total hag.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Burnt orange and red/white?

Just make it black and silver ffs.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bound Darry is really annoying me.

[Ian]

The bike named after the Godness of Love doesn't half look like a bike for a dork.

[Ian]

Also how long until one of them remembers what an e-fit is?

[Ian]

Tell you what, this is super efficient. They're having their cafe argument now. They should just tell Lord Sugar who they've decided to fire for him and get back to the house for a glass of vino.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's going to chin them all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That rocket costume :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No, we don't want your extra £1000 but thank you...

The fuck?

[Ian]

Yeah I've no idea what the fuck happened there. If it comes down to £900.... :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck, they smacked it out of the park.

Riyonn needs to go.

[Ian]

That is a fisting.

Didn't Riyonn, as much as he's a fanny, sell best with Lottie?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That is a fisting.

Didn't Riyonn, as much as he's a fanny, sell best with Lottie?

Probably but he was the driving force behind the crap white rocket, the burnt orange etc etc.

Lottie can at least fall back on the 'But I was offering shit up'. Riyonn has been shit every week too.

Marianne can go too, Sugar will hate that she turned down £1000 even though it didn't matter. Lubna was crap too.

[Ian]

Riyonn was absolute turd last week. I reckon he takes Marianne and one of the two who sold nowt.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Do a triple just for the hell of it :drool:

Lubna goes I think. Yeah the bike was shit and not what Tommy wanted at all but to sell nothing in such a massive task is unforgivable.

[Ian]

What the fuck is this defence from Lubna?

I'm not the brightest, but you know, I'm true to myself.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The BAME wont be happy.

He's knocking out the ethnics one after the next.

[Ian]

No idea why he did that at the end but still: Next week is the best task. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Buying task :cool:

[Ian]

Interviews > Buying task > ... are there any other regulars or semi regulars?

The final is, of course, consistently the worst episode these days for a number of reasons.

Lubna was pretty funny on You're Fired last night. "I'm so glad Lord Sugar put me.out of my misery, I couldn't stand another few weeks of looking like a twat on TV"

Tom Allen also decent again which makes that really awkward first episode even weirder.

[Ian]

I haven't watched the video, the headline is enough:
"Apprentice candidates debate when WWII started" (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07s9hwj)

[Ian]

Don't forget it's the best task of the season tonight, lads.

[Shindig]

I haven't watched the video, the headline is enough:
"Apprentice candidates debate when WWII started" (https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07s9hwj)

Blank, dead eyes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Apparently only Lottie knew it started in 1939. Fucking hell.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also:

Fellow contestant, Lewis Ellis, replied to her comments admitting to "struggling" to know the wartime dates.

His Tweet, which has since been deleted, said: "We did struggle to recall the exact dates but I do recall WWII involved aggressive foreign policy by the Nazi party and an unprovoked attack … why does that sound familiar."

Lottie's father is Belgian and once fought for German armed forces, she said.

:harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

lol at putting yourself forward and then voting against.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Outstanding.

[randomlegend]

1-0 ronaldo

[Ian]

Getting donned by a party shop.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

£30 offer on a £200 book? LOL.

[Yevrah]

Claude's face then.

[Browning]

“A calculated risk”. Fuck off.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a mong.

They'll lose it because of that.

[Ian]

Hold up, did she just offer more than he asked for? Did I miss something?


Claude's face then.

it's been a good episode for that from him and Karren.

[Yevrah]

I haven't watched this for years, but I don't know why they bother claiming it has anything to do with business any more.

The double barrelled wanker is actually alright it seems.

[Browning]

He said it would be £10 to replace, but then said it was used on the boat race winner and was special.... I'd still have started at £10, or asked him where he would go to replace it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is there only one book store in the whole of Oxford and Cambridge?

[Browning]

Thomas has donned Lottie there. Lost in all the bollocks was her trying to offer £68 when they'd just said £60....

[Yevrah]

it's been a good episode for that from him and Karren.

Living in Oxford it's interesting watching Karren. She doesn't have a clue what she's talking about for the most part.

[Yevrah]

Is there only one book store in the whole of Oxford and Cambridge?

There's one renowned rare books store in Oxford, but a fuck load of others.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"You don't gamble in business"

What?

[Ian]

Claude again. :D

[Yevrah]

And you can see she's done about as much research as Alan Hansen for a non-England World Cup game.

You'd be able to get a book fitting that criteria in a few places.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It has to be pre WW2, not from the 19th century.

[Yevrah]

Oxford and Cambridge are obviously both cities.

Fucking hell.

[Yevrah]

I like Thomas. Lottie reminds me of a praying mantis.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Marianne was crap.

Punt (lol) her into the sea.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Riyonn has to go.

[Ian]

Riyonn has been shite from top to bottom. Get rid.

Sadly Hyphen is probably still safe.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Riyonn lolling that Toad can't possibly be gin (or vodka) when the art guy told them in the car at the start was gold, especially as they're all claiming they can't remember it now.

[Ian]

Design a rollercoaster is the next task? YES. I am 100% in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[Ian]

One of them's bound to suggest a name like "Crash!" or "Pile Up" or "Heap of Broken Limbs" or something.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

They should commission that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Riyonn just admitted that they called up pretty much every bakery in Oxford trying to find Toad.

Surely after 2 or 3 had no idea that they should have twigged that it isn't bread.

[Ian]

Remembering that this about rollercoasters had me try and fail to find the photo of Lofty. Didn't it used to come up with the right Google image search? Probably went down with the old board I guess.

[Yevrah]

That was a classic.

[Pepe]

https://i.imgur.com/migUE9O.jpg

Roller coaster guy is the right thing to search for. Some of his bantmates created a twitter or something for him.

[Ian]

Fucking top result for roller coaster guy. :D

Still amazing.

[Pepe]

All of you better be saving a copy. Can't risk losing it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This presentation is so wooden.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Knife to the back to Thomas.

[Ian]

Thomas is seething.

[Ian]

All of you better be saving a copy. Can't risk losing it.

I've booked in to get it tattooed on both my back and stomach, just to be safe.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Of course that was Ryan-Mark's reaction.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thomas is getting shut down.

[Browning]

I've definitely done a backwards drop on a coaster before... Claude was talking shite there.

[Ian]

Karren and Claude both speaking some amount of shite in this one so far to be fair.

"Oh they just want it to be the fastest and have the most loops." Yes, Karren, people like rollercoasters that do more things, faster things, bigger things.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

As a concept I like 'INSOMNIA' better as I think it's a really good idea about changing from dreams to nightmares.

Getting on a spaceship to travel round the world in order to restore the gravitational force (it would spin back time you mongs, Superman showed us this) is horseshit.

The actual rollercoaster view goes to THE FINAL LOOP though.

[Ian]

The concept of Insomnia is fine but the way they've presented it is awful.

[Ian]

As if that one won.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thomas gone unless his business plan (PILLOWS, GUVNAR) is brilliant.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

As if that one won.

Who wants to deal with a coaster with 15 loops that goes 125mph in 1.25 seconds?

It would be constantly breaking.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm thinking double.

Lottie and Scarlett.

[Ian]

Dean has contributed nothing throughout and I think that while Lottie is a turbocunt she's not to blame for this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She's had a stroke there.

"no, no, no. My aim is to NOT get on with everybody"

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's gone soft.

I thought the coin flip was to see which one was fired.

[Ian]

Aisha started to get up about three times there before she actually did.

[Ian]

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The bar is set, Apprentice dickheads.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thomas looked so happy to be moved away from Lottie.

[Giggles]

Why does Alan Sugar sound like he's just learning to read?

[Ian]

"Yah I'm also laaaaaaahhhhk super good"
"So you wanna be PM?"
Shits out sphincter "WHAT? NO!"

Fuck off, Hyphen.

[Ian]

They need the king of the advert.

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[Ian]

Dean is an absolute gimp.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dean is an absolute gimp.

Have you seen him on that advert board though?

[Ian]

The extent to which he would do anything Lewis told him to is Jedi Jim-esque.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wow, Helsinki pride was amazing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Double firing of Thomas and Marianne I reckon.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Punt the three of them.

[Ian]

Fuck off, Sugar. Should've sacked the little weasel.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's not been PM so he can play that card when he thought Sugar would fire him.

Oh, I'll be PM next week.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's already backtracking on it.

Well it's a vote so...

[thommo]

He is an odious little scrote, isn't he. I was praying for a double firing.

[SvN]

If 7 weeks have gone by and you've not considered yourself capable of managing ANY of them, that says a lot.

[Ian]

Him saying this week that he'd be a great PM but he wasn't putting his hat in the ring should have been enough to get rid of the little bastard on the spot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Famous last words from Lottie.

[Ian]

"We didn't PROMISE them bottomless booze...."

You literally did.

[Browning]

So they’re going to piss away money on an entertainer they don’t want? Amazing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

£140 wasted...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Although not as bad as a set of violinists for over 200.

[Browning]

Lottie is safe though after that fuck up.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I like this give no fucks Carina.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ryan-Mark with the LADS.

[Browning]

Changing the sub team leader is amazing.

[Ian]

Lottie is mental.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lottie :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No one asked for about any allergies or dietary requirements? Pissing hell.

[Ian]

Hyphen is literally wearing a crown.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dry already :D

[Browning]

“A very expensive fruit salad”. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A fruit salad for mains :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That micro-management.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

About half of each team could go.

[Ian]

A fruit salad for a main. Christ almighty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It HAS to be a multi firing.

[Ian]

He's only got one multi this year but yeah, this feels like the one.

[Browning]

Hyphen has to go. Not sure who else you get rid of. He’s trying to pass the buck on the allergies.

[Ian]

£15. Fuck. Is that the smallest margin of victory on a profit task?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Hyphen wants to take Marianne with him and it might be successful.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lewis has not said a single word.

[Browning]

Fuck me. Thomas is a hero.

[Giggles]

Is he looking for his hole or what?

[Ian]

Fuck off, Hyphen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It has to be the multi next week then.

I'm surprised he didn't cut Marianne.

[wullie]

Thomas is winning this, he's the Bart to Sralan's Mr Burns.

[SvN]

Ryan-Mark was hopeless, but hilarious. I'll miss him from the show, but it was absolutely the right call to get rid. The fact that he tried to bring in Pamela - who's quick thinking was the only reason they didn't get another £400 of fines - shows how clueless he is.

[Ian]

It has to be the multi next week then.

Two weeks before interviews with three more to get rid of, no?

Marianne - Flirts with competence but can't seem to quite get it right a lot of the time. Probably not long for this series.
Dean - Absolutely useless and should go soon.
Lewis - Has seemed either useless or edited out of relevance without getting any real stick so I assume he's got a good business plan.
Carina - A bit rubbish? I think?
Thomas - Entertaining and they'll definitely want him in the interviews even if Sugar has no intention of him winning.
Lottie - A psychopath who will clearly have a blazing row with somebody in the interviews so again, probably safe for now.
Pamela - Seems level-headed without having done anything that good for the most part so again, probably has a good business plan.
Scarlett - I just had to Google her to remind myself who she was. Probably in the Lewis / Carina mold.

I'm going for Dean, Marianne and Carina to go in the next two weeks.

[SvN]

Dean has looked out of his depth every week. The win when he was PM was in spite of him, rather than because of him.

[Ian]

He is absolutely hopeless and I legitimately don't think they've shown us him doing a single good thing.

Was it his week as PM when he lived exclusively in Lewis' arsehole?