TTH MEET 2019 - Wet Spam Blades 26.10

[Kikó]

The long awaited TTH meet and final one of the 10s is scheduled for 26.10 to coincide with the gigantic fixture of QPR Brentford.

If that doesn't take your fancy, there will be beers and everyone home by 10pm.

All welcome.

PM Bamster for details.

[Baz]

Busy, soz.

[Giggles]

Send a ticket.

I don’t do Ryanair.

[Kikó]

Send a ticket.

I don’t do Ryanair.

Isn't that what the SvN fund is for?

[Lewis]

I'm close enough to consider this now. I'll see nearer the date.

[Waffdon]

A week before payday. R u mad

[Spikey M]

I'm too embarrassed about my hairline and my waistline to come.

[Pepe]

I'll be there with the rest of the lads from THE GROUP.

[Giggles]

I'll be there with the rest of the lads from THE GROUP.

Wrong meet.

[Giggles]

I'm too embarrassed about my hairline and my waistline to come.

We can have our own meet of the poor hairline/waistline club. Ha’penny Bridge Inn on the 25th October.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'll see you all there for some TOP BANTER, LADS.

[Kikó]

Please play it cool.

[Smjffy]

Google says I'm only an hour away.

[SincereTheRebel]

Im still waiting on my refund from the last meet that imploded 24 hours before it was scheduled back in 2013 :(

[Kikó]

Tickets have been bought on this so it's definitely occurring.

[Spikey M]

Chorizo dick going?

[SincereTheRebel]

You could have at least had the decency to go to the new spurs. Two birds, one condom as they say.

[Bam]

Count me in.

[The Merse]

Rude not to when I'm only just up the road, I guess. Played 5 a side by Loftus Rd the other day actually.

[Lewis]

Two tickets for Bamster and his wife.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Two tickets for Bamster and his wife.

He's only going if keys are going into a pot.

[Bam]

Two tickets for Bamster and his wife.

You calling it on?

[Bam]

He's only going if keys are going into a pot.

Yeah, good one.

[Lewis]

You calling it on?

It's just an informal pint.

[Kikó]

Rude not to when I'm only just up the road, I guess. Played 5 a side by Loftus Rd the other day actually.


Count me in.

Pen's already bought tickets so your shout on how you want to get a ticket.

[Lewis]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-08-2016/zh7wfO.gif

[phonics]

Just checked flights and it looks like I'll be attending.

[Giggles]

More notice should have been given so tickets could have been got together. What's the point in 20 people going to a soccer match with the WhatsApp Mafia all together and everyone else dotted around the ground?

[Kikó]

Stop whining.

[Giggles]

Billy big bollocks is back in the house I see. Are you going to be able to take it when you get it back this time?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

More notice should have been given so tickets could have been got together. What's the point in 20 people going to a soccer match with the WhatsApp Mafia all together and everyone else dotted around the ground?

He and THE GROUP have got a box.

[Kikó]

Billy big bollocks is back in the house I see. Are you going to be able to take it when you get it back this time?

I'm really not trying to do anything so don't be precious. I'm asking Pen for where in the ground he's bought.

Or people can just have a beer after like I'm doing.

[Lewis]

By skipping the match you buy yourself an extra two hours to tee-hee about Giggles. Smart move.

[Bam]

Can't see it being a problem getting tickets at QPR v's fucking Brentford.

[Pen]

I’m laminating name tags for this as we speak.

[Kikó]

For those interested Ellerslie road stand.

phonics / @merse / Lewis - one of you can buy my ticket.

[Pen]

I emailed the place we bought the tickets from for further details about the seats so hopefully I should be able to tell anyone interested where we are sitting by Monday.

[Lewis]

For those interested Ellerslie road stand.

phonics / @merse / Lewis - one of you can buy my ticket.

I just want to shake your hand and thank you for posting. I'm not bothered about the football.

[Giggles]

I just want to shake your hand and thank you for posting. I'm not bothered about the football.

You'll have to get past Simon and the snake. They'll be on their knees most of the day.

[Bam]

You'll have to get past Simon and the snake. They'll be on their knees most of the day.


:D

[Spikey M]

Informal blowjobs.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tee-heeing before, during or after?

[Kikó]

Wow. You ok?

[Lewis]

We'll be tee-heeing when I cram my hand into a pint glass and call it a Mahow impression.

[mugbull]

I’ll bring the hard drugs

[Giggles]

Wow. You ok?

You forgot the hun. Did you sleep though Facebook comment class?

[bruhnaldo]

I was doing a 'cheeky' google check of flights and noticed this game is listed as Monday October 28th, thought someone might want to make mention it's now a Monday instead of Saturday.

https://www.brentfordfc.com/news/2019/august/qpr-away-on-tv/

[Baz]

That was close!

[SincereTheRebel]

Get a GoFund me going for our international stars

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Tth meet cancelled.

[Giggles]

Tth meet cancelled.

Someone must have told the FA about the rumble.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Someone must have told the FA about the rumble.

They don't approve of the group's activities.

[Kikó]

Fucking Hell :D

[Kikó]

Maybe we can just have a beer then. No one can complain about not having tickets in the right area either.

[bruhnaldo]

I'm a bystander here but why wouldn't you all sort your tickets out together, perhaps trying to get a group rate even, as opposed to just saying "Ok cool the 8 of us already got tickets so if anyone else wants to go just go and then we'll meet you afterward"

[Kikó]

Well the game is now on Monday so that point is moot.

[Giggles]

Why though? Hypothetically.

[SincereTheRebel]

Is that Monday a public holiday?

[Lewis]

It will be once they find out whose plans it has ruined.

[Smjffy]

So is it not happening now?

[Kikó]

Eyeing up Leyton Orient instead.

[Giggles]

Why though? Hypothetically.

Did you miss this Kikó?

[Kikó]

I don't understand the question. Ask me again?

[Pen]

I’m going to London with a mate if mine and we were sorting out tickets for ourselves. I asked the GROUP if they fancied coming as well. Hence why I got the tickets in advance.

[Giggles]

I don't understand the question. Ask me again?

Bruh asked it. It's only a few posts up.

[Kikó]

Pen has answered.

[Giggles]

So he did. It's nice to be nice.

[Kikó]

I think he's looking at West Ham now for those interested.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He should look at Reading. Only an hour's train journey from London and then a 30 minute bus ride from the town centre, and a truly unforgettable fan experience amongst some of Berkshire's most passionate football supporters. Best of all, there is a Costco right next to the stadium so if they sort a membership in advance they can bulk-buy several items you just can't get back in Finland.

[Pen]

We’re looking at the West Ham game at the moment if there are people interested in that.

[Bam]

We’re looking at the West Ham game at the moment if there are people interested in that.

What the palace game?

[Pen]

No, The Sheffield United game on the 26th of next month.

[Bam]

I'll be there, I have a season ticket.

You do know it will probably kick off at some point, to say West ham fans don't like them lot is an understatement.

It goes:

Millwall
Blunts
Tottenham
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The rest.

[Pen]

Is this the first time you play them since the Tevez/Mascherano incident? We are hoping it would be good atmosphere wise because of that or was there history between the teams prior to that?

[Byron]

Nope, it's purely down to Tevez/Mascherano. I think it will be the first time we've played them since. Certainly in the league it will be.

[Giggles]

What's that? I vaguely remember someone had an appeal about relegation involving them two but we're Sheffield United around the Premier league then? Or was it something that happened in a game between the two?

[Spikey M]

West Ham signed those 2 on a dodgey deal that broke Premier League rules. Tevez scored the goal that sealed West Hams survival/Uniteds demise, then the Premier League hit West Ham with a fine rather than a points deduction and Warnock went full Warnock.

[Giggles]

You'd almost feel pity but, Warnock.

[Jimmy Floyd]

My memory of it was West Ham were absoutely bang to rights but nobody fancied giving them any sporting sanctions for it so they got away with a fine.

[Lewis]

That's how I remember it. They didn't want a legal challenge with the new season only a few months away, so they just pretended nothing happened.

[Byron]

So my recollection is that we breached Third Party ownership rules in that we didn't report their ownership (Tevez in particular was 80% Third Party owned).

It was a situation without precedent and the FA applied a £5m fine. Sheffield United then sued us for £35m on the basis of lost earnings because they were relegated. Even with our win at Old Trafford on the last day they would have stayed up were it not for losing to Wigan.

In the end they couldn't stay up over the course of 38 games and sued us because they were bitter and Warnock has to find someone but himself to blame.

Sheffield United need to fuck off to League One where they belong.

[Giggles]

Absolute cretin club vs Neil Warnock. I’m calling it a 0-0 draw and penalties to infinity.

[randomlegend]

Breaking the rules and then getting angry at someone for pointing it out is proper retard behaviour.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, West Ham can fuck off trying to claim any kind of high ground. Their 2 best players shouldn't have been on the pitch for any of their games. It was cheating and they should have had points docked. Any ill feeling towards Sheffield United is as retarded as only that mob can aspire to.

The rest of us a free to continue lolling at Warnock.

[Lewis]

Didn't they barely play Javier Mascherano because he wasn't the shithouse scrapper they thought he was?

[Byron]

Yeah, played three games for us before being shuffled on to Liverpool.

[Bam]

Yeah, played three games for us before being shuffled on to Liverpool.

On the same deal he had with us, didn't see Liverpool getting roasted for it though.

[SincereTheRebel]

So what's the deal with this and who is paying for my ticket?

[randomlegend]

On the same deal he had with us, didn't see Liverpool getting roasted for it though.

"Following months of speculation, Mascherano signed a four-year permanent contract with Liverpool on 29 February 2008, ending his association with Media Sports Investments."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Mascherano#West_Ham_United

Sounds like that's not true.

[Bam]

The deal is that you pay for yourself.

[Bam]

"Following months of speculation, Mascherano signed a four-year permanent contract with Liverpool on 29 February 2008, ending his association with Media Sports Investments."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Mascherano#West_Ham_United

Sounds like that's not true.

From memory, not the ever so reliable Wiki, he signed that at the end of the season.

[Spikey M]

Ever so reliable Bam.

[randomlegend]

Yes I'm sure your memory is more reliable than wikipedia.

[Bam]

Yes probably.

[niko_cee]

The best part of this whole charade is the idea that things are going to get a bit 'tasty' in or around the olympic stadium.

Is that before or after they start piping in the fan noise and turn the bubble machines on?

Or in one of the queues to get back to Westfield afterwards?

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Bam]

Piping in fan noise? That doesn't happen.

[Kikó]

So what's the deal with this and who is paying for my ticket?

😎

[niko_cee]

https://www.givemesport.com/878786-west-ham-accused-of-playing-fan-noise-over-olympic-stadium-tannoy

[Bam]

That doesn't happen, it would create an atmosphere.

[Bam]

:lol:

I don't know what you're laughing at, Tottenham have been doing it for years.

Or do you now support Southend again? :rolleyes:

[Lewis]

So what's the deal with this and who is paying for my ticket?

Comic Relief.

[Bam]

Comic Relief.

Fucking hell. :roflol:

[SincereTheRebel]

Comic Relief.

I don't understand what this means so you can go and fuck yourself.

[Kikó]

Bump. Two weeks.

[Kikó]

Shoreditch from 3 next week. Bar tbc.

[Lewis]

Who is going 'Daws'?

[Kikó]

Lee, Pen, Pen's IRL friend, Raoul Duke, Benny. I think Byron as well.

Having a few BEERS at mine around 4pm if you want to come over and call me a dweeb.

[Bam]

:wanker:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shame GS couldn't make it for THE GROUP circle wank.

[Spikey M]

How formal are these beers?

[Lewis]

That lot is majority non-Group. Fair play. Penaldo and his fucking mate though lol (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXjwmu8HMYk) good luck with them.

[Kikó]

Shame GS couldn't make it for THE GROUP circle wank.

Jesus mate, you're welcome to come over and get your bottom tickled.

[Kikó]

How formal are these beers?

Expect a tie.

[Spikey M]

Pens mate should be made to wait outside unless he signs up here first.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pens mate should be made to wait outside unless he signs up here first.

Benny and Lee should be shamed into coming back.

[Giggles]

I still don’t know how you explain it to anyone belonging to you. Like how did Pen even bring it up with someone?

[Kikó]

In all seriousness, if you want to come, PM me. I can share details. People are getting to London around 3pm.

[SincereTheRebel]

In all seriousness, if you want to come, PM me. I can share details. People are getting to London around 3pm.

Preliminary beverage at Euston?

[Spikey M]

Sincy globe trotting for every invite. :cool:

[Smjffy]

I still don’t know how you explain it to anyone belonging to you. Like how did Pen even bring it up with someone?

Hi, I'm meeting some internet friends I've been chatting with for over a decade is probably less weird than you'd imagine today.

[Byron]

As Smiffy said. I mentioned it to the wife as 'you know that forum I was obsessed with? A few of us are meeting in London for drinks' and she barely raised an eyebrow.

She'll probably end up changing the locks while I'm out.

[Giggles]

I mentioned it to the wife as 'you know that forum I was obsessed with? A few of us are meeting in London for drinks' and she barely raised an eyebrow.

She'll probably end up changing the locks while I'm out.

I'd make up a story or something. That said, if I really think about it I'd probably find it far weirder than she wouldb anyway.

[Baz]

Post pics so we can all lol with wry envy.

[Kikó]

Preliminary beverage at Euston?

Sent you a private message.

[John]

A forum meetup of people who've 'known' eachother as long as we all have is considerably less strange than the dynamic you'll often end up with on a normal night out, where you have four of the seven people you originally went out with, one of their workmates, someone's brother in law, and someone you went to school with who's clinging to your group because his mate pulled.

[Giggles]

They’re all real life humans though. You’re all text.

[Pen]

Was a good nightout. So glad we all wore nametags. Was so easy when you know who’s who.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did Mr. Chorizo show you his pepperami?

[Pen]

Went to Norwich today for a game. Was absolutely brilliant. The guy who sold us the tickets mistook me for Mohammed (as you would) and was asking double at first.

[Pen]

Also #dadsontour is reaching forty pints today.