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Bob Sacamano
14-07-2019, 12:26 AM
Adam Duritz with his fake dreads is quite possibly the worst attempt.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Adam+Duritz+N31XCaEAiY7m.jpg
Magic
14-07-2019, 12:33 AM
Foe.
Shindig
14-07-2019, 08:31 AM
Bobby Charlton. Or Gervinho.
Lewis
14-07-2019, 09:41 AM
That immigration man with the spray-on hair who works for Donald Trump.
randomlegend
14-07-2019, 09:49 AM
Gareth Bale's is an absolute disgrace.
Lewis
14-07-2019, 10:03 AM
I reckon that's what Zidane hates about him.
Pepe
14-07-2019, 11:46 AM
:D
Spikey M
14-07-2019, 12:16 PM
Yes, let's all laugh at a disability. :rolleyes:
Disco
15-07-2019, 12:37 PM
Post pictures so we can laugh at them properly.
phonics
15-07-2019, 12:50 PM
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/stephen-miller-hair-1545083607.jpg
SincereTheRebel
15-07-2019, 01:25 PM
Thats not that bad
phonics
15-07-2019, 01:26 PM
The picture is quite kind. In video form it looks like he's drawn it on in pen.
Disco
15-07-2019, 03:11 PM
It's the scale of the deception that gets me, he's gone to all that trouble simply to convince everyone that he's in a slightly earlier stage of baldness. At least the guy at the top of the page has gone for it properly, albeit with the shittest hairstyle imaginable.
SincereTheRebel
15-07-2019, 03:17 PM
I havent really stared losing my hair yet but all the males on both sides of my family had really bad hairlines by the time they were 21 and im 30 now, and it is still going strongish.
Alex
15-07-2019, 04:30 PM
It's the scale of the deception that gets me, he's gone to all that trouble simply to convince everyone that he's in a slightly earlier stage of baldness. At least the guy at the top of the page has gone for it properly, albeit with the shittest hairstyle imaginable.

Maybe that's the key. Just dial up the anti-balding adjustments in very small increments and hope nobody notices.
niko_cee
15-07-2019, 05:31 PM
Prince Harry must rate fairly highly on this. He's definitely attempting to conceal baldness with mass. His brother too in the past, but he's clearly given up.
Lewis
15-07-2019, 05:38 PM
Prince William needs to get it over with and shave his head.
Alex
15-07-2019, 05:41 PM
I thought he did? I'm sure I remember that being a news item at some point in the last couple of years. It was a massive improvement. Unless he's made recent attempts to grow it back.
Disco
15-07-2019, 05:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OzQp0Cb.png
Lewis
15-07-2019, 05:47 PM
I thought he did? I'm sure I remember that being a news item at some point in the last couple of years. It was a massive improvement. Unless he's made recent attempts to grow it back.

He just buzzed the sides right down. I'm talking about going the full Stone Cold Steve Austin.
randomlegend
15-07-2019, 05:50 PM
Post pictures so we can laugh at them properly.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nintchdbpict000309335149.jpg

https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/706000/620x/Gareth-Bale-bald-spot-Wales-528115.jpg
Mellberg
15-07-2019, 06:09 PM
That is tragic.
Shindig
15-07-2019, 06:18 PM
Oh. Oh, dear. Well, that at least reminds me of my favourite internet car wreck.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EGBXsT0w8e8/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fFoCTsvKDA4/hqdefault.jpg

I theorise the grease must make it worse. Like it all clumps together and parts like the fucking sea.
Shindig
15-07-2019, 06:21 PM
Prince William needs to get it over with and shave his head.

He's a dad now. He shouldn't give a fuck.
SincereTheRebel
15-07-2019, 08:02 PM
Im now being suggested to watch balding prevention videos on youtube .
phonics
15-07-2019, 08:22 PM
Prince Harry must rate fairly highly on this. He's definitely attempting to conceal baldness with mass.

Having met him, his bald patch is absolutely enormous and his people refuse to approve any photos of him that aren't face on. He's a couple of years from going full Friar Tuck.

https://i.imgur.com/UG7S8RI.png
Lewis
15-07-2019, 08:27 PM
A lad I know had his balding accelerate when he married a black woman. I think it's all the aggro.
phonics
15-07-2019, 08:32 PM
Imagine the stress driving her anywhere. You're trying to get places on time while making sure you're causing minimal wear on the tyres.
Spikey M
15-07-2019, 08:37 PM
Is that a Sincere joke or a fat arse joke?
phonics
15-07-2019, 09:29 PM
Former, I would never demean a thicc queen.
John
15-07-2019, 09:52 PM
http://i67.tinypic.com/f9jeb4.jpg
SincereTheRebel
16-07-2019, 11:25 AM
Is that a Sincere joke or a fat arse joke?

Its not a joke. Inspecting the tyre tread is a real thing and I highly recommend you all do the same from day one.
Baz
16-07-2019, 12:10 PM
https://www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk/gallery/data/536/medium/Malcolm_in_the_Middle773.jpg
John
16-07-2019, 02:08 PM
The unequivocal winner. (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/16/man-held-in-spain-over-attempt-to-smuggle-cocaine-under-his-wig)

http://i68.tinypic.com/20z76o3.jpg
Spikey M
16-07-2019, 02:48 PM
:lol:
Disco
16-07-2019, 02:52 PM
I'm not sure it qualifies, he's trying to conceal drugs not a hairline (which actually looks reasonably healthy).
Lewis
05-01-2023, 08:10 PM
Having met him, his bald patch is absolutely enormous and his people refuse to approve any photos of him that aren't face on. He's a couple of years from going full Friar Tuck.

I was telling people this at work because the BBC using this picture (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64170469) must mean that he is well and truly finished. William definitely needs to embrace the skinhead now though. :cool:
Jimmy Floyd
05-01-2023, 08:13 PM
If he's that bothered about it he should just wear a wig.
Lewis
05-01-2023, 08:15 PM
His book cover is a decent catfish (baldfish?) with it as well.
Ben
05-01-2023, 08:17 PM
I know he’s been cut off but surely one of those Turkey jobs is well within his means. Antonio Conte’s comeback was glorious.
Shindig
05-01-2023, 08:25 PM
He can just paint it on like Berlusconi.
SvN
11-01-2023, 01:56 PM
His book cover is a decent catfish (baldfish?) with it as well.

William was at it when he still had some as well. I remember this photo, where they basically photoshopped a full head of hair on him.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/15/article-0-084DB532000005DC-175_468x645.jpg
Jimmy Floyd
11-01-2023, 01:57 PM
I have never opened a copy of Hello! or OK! (I presume both are still going). I wonder what's inside.
Sir Andy Mahowry
11-01-2023, 02:06 PM
A load of shite.
Spikey M
11-01-2023, 02:14 PM
I have never opened a copy of Hello! or OK! (I presume both are still going). I wonder what's inside.

What did you do in doctors surgeries / dentists in the days before smart phones?
niko_cee
11-01-2023, 02:16 PM
Took his wisden almanack.
randomlegend
11-01-2023, 02:19 PM
It just says "Hello" or "OK".
Jimmy Floyd
11-01-2023, 02:19 PM
What did you do in doctors surgeries / dentists in the days before smart phones?

I flick through the Mirror in the barbers (got to enjoy the occasion while I can). Dentist's waiting rooms are all about contemplating your mortality and that of others.
wullie
11-01-2023, 02:24 PM
There's a chap who sits a few rows in front at the football who's got a perfectly round bald patch at the back but he spikes his hair up like one of the youngsters otherwise. It's a fascinating battle and his remaining hair isn't receding any further, I wonder if he even knows what it looks like back there.
Boydy
11-01-2023, 02:33 PM
William was at it when he still had some as well. I remember this photo, where they basically photoshopped a full head of hair on him.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/15/article-0-084DB532000005DC-175_468x645.jpg

Was his hair ever that dark? Did he have an emo phase that passed me by?