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Boydy
22-06-2019, 12:04 AM
Probably.

The police had to be called by a neighbour anyway.

Boris Johnson: police called to loud altercation at potential PM's home

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/police-called-to-loud-altercation-at-boris-johnsons-home

Sir Andy Mahowry
22-06-2019, 12:15 AM
I'd be stunned if he didn't tbh.

mugbull
22-06-2019, 12:20 AM
He definitely participates in one of those hush-hush pedophile rings everyone’s always rumoring exists

Spikey M
22-06-2019, 05:28 AM
We could get PM Hunt off the back of this. Christ.

Jimmy Floyd
22-06-2019, 06:45 AM
This will probably only enhance his standing with Tory members.

To lose votes he'd need to be outed as gay, or a latte drinker or something.

Shindig
22-06-2019, 07:08 AM
Didn't he already have an affair a few years back?

Baz
22-06-2019, 07:10 AM
I’m soon to be a “Domestic Abuse champion” through work, so his missus can confide in me if she needs.

Shindig
22-06-2019, 07:14 AM
Do you get a belt?

Giggles
22-06-2019, 07:16 AM
I’m soon to be a “Domestic Abuse champion” through work, so his missus can confide in me if she needs.

How many times did you have to beat her to win that?

igor_balis
22-06-2019, 07:49 AM
How many times did you have to beat her to win that?

:D ffs

Yevrah
22-06-2019, 07:57 AM
How hard is it to just keep your head down and concentrate on the election?

Fuck me.

Lewis
22-06-2019, 08:27 AM
His grass neighbours want exposing. Lowlives.

Giggles
22-06-2019, 08:32 AM
In fairness you should all be delighted. He's as thick as mince.

Though really, in a world where someone can promote sexual assault and still win a US presidential race then it won't make a pick of difference.



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igor_balis
22-06-2019, 08:38 AM
I honestly don't know why people are so forgiving and/or indifferent towards politicians doing genuinely heinous shit.

igor_balis
22-06-2019, 08:39 AM
Thick and callous, incidentally also the name of me and Lewis's rap project.

Giggles
22-06-2019, 08:41 AM
I honestly don't know why people are so forgiving and/or indifferent towards politicians doing genuinely heinous shit.

Getting rid of browns is still > not knocking the Mrs about, and in the Sun reading public's eyes he's the ticket to getting the browns into the sea.

Shindig
22-06-2019, 08:58 AM
His grass neighbours want exposing. Lowlives.

Filming your neighbours having a tiff is a bit low-rent.

Boydy
22-06-2019, 10:27 AM
It's also very odd that the police denied it even happened at first.


When contacted by the Guardian on Friday, police initially said they had no record of a domestic incident at the address. But when given the case number and reference number, as well as identification markings of the vehicles that were called out, police issued a statement saying: “At 00:24hrs on Friday, 21 June, police responded to a call from a local resident in [south London]. The caller was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour.

“Police attended and spoke to all occupants of the address, who were all safe and well. There were no offences or concerns apparent to the officers and there was no cause for police action.”

Yevrah
22-06-2019, 10:29 AM
True, but that response makes it sound like a complete non-event.

Disco
22-06-2019, 10:32 AM
Is there any evidence of anything actually happening or is he automatically a wife beater because he's an evil Tory?

Kikó
22-06-2019, 11:35 AM
Other than the recording and the police incident number, no evidence.

Magic
22-06-2019, 02:00 PM
It's also very odd that the police denied it even happened at first.

Sneaky pig cunts. Don't trust any of them since Line of Duty.

Giggles
23-06-2019, 10:12 AM
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Spikey M
23-06-2019, 10:32 AM
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:D