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John Arne
01-06-2019, 11:27 AM
Yikes. Just 35.
SincereTheRebel
01-06-2019, 11:32 AM
Who was he playing for or was he retired?
Baz
01-06-2019, 11:36 AM
Who was he playing for or was he retired?Extremadura Unión Deportiva in the Spanish 2nd División, apparently.
Lewis
01-06-2019, 11:52 AM
Probably couldn't read the road signs.
Kikó
01-06-2019, 11:54 AM
Age is really irrelevant when it comes to vehicle accidents.
Lewis
01-06-2019, 12:37 PM
1134799859603693568

:lol:
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-06-2019, 12:55 PM
:D
Shindig
01-06-2019, 01:00 PM
Alright, that's better than the ANNOUNCE TAKEOVER I've been seeing on Newcastle stuff.
Lewis
01-06-2019, 01:03 PM
I think it's a pretty great response. Sends the inanity of it all right up.
niko_cee
04-06-2019, 04:12 PM
Fair play to Santi Canizares for coming out and calling Reyes a shitehawk for the manner of his death.

Maybe he shouldn't have had a moment before the Champions League final
Lewis
04-06-2019, 04:18 PM
Yeah, I was thinking that when I read the details. He's basically killed his passenger being a cunt.
Pepe
04-06-2019, 04:49 PM
What did he do? Drunk driving? Driving too fast?
niko_cee
04-06-2019, 04:50 PM
Too fast.
Spikey M
04-06-2019, 04:59 PM
Too furious.
Sir Andy Mahowry
04-06-2019, 05:23 PM
I assumed another driver was at fault.

He was going 147mph though, fuck him.
Sir Andy Mahowry
04-06-2019, 05:25 PM
It was also reported he had not driven the vehicle, one of a fleet of high-powered cars he owned, for several months and the tyre pressure was not what it should have been.

Sincy would have been all over that just by looking at the tyres.
Yevrah
04-06-2019, 05:28 PM
I'm the first to say the speed limits are a joke, but 147mph? What a tool.
Disco
04-06-2019, 05:31 PM
What sort of car was he driving?
niko_cee
04-06-2019, 05:32 PM
A merc of some sort, I think.
Bernanke
04-06-2019, 05:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZteKoYwF78

This "...Brabus..."

Reyes showed his dominance all over that road.
Shindig
04-06-2019, 06:15 PM
They'll probably name it after him.
Alan Shearer The 2nd
04-06-2019, 07:56 PM
It was also reported he had not driven the vehicle, one of a fleet of high-powered cars he owned, for several months and the tyre pressure was not what it should have been.

Sincy would have been all over that just by looking at the tyres.

That'd be one hell of a tyre pressure gauge-

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article16238845.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-Former-Arsenal-star-who-played-for-Spanish-side-Sevilla-the-Footballer-Jose-Antonio-Reyes-35-is-k.jpg
Pepe
04-06-2019, 07:57 PM
That'll buff right out.
Baz
04-06-2019, 07:58 PM
Edd China will fix that.
bruhnaldo
04-06-2019, 07:59 PM
Was he on one of those fancy no speed limit roads or something?
Shindig
04-06-2019, 08:02 PM
No, this is just what footballers tend to do.
Sir Andy Mahowry
04-06-2019, 08:15 PM
That'll buff right out.

Duct tape is a miracle worker.
Kikó
04-06-2019, 09:05 PM
That'll buff right out.

https://i.redd.it/iav9w7t0pxl21.jpg
Spikey M
04-06-2019, 09:15 PM
David Beckhams lawyer could have gotten him out of the death sentence.