Baz's great PORNOGRAPHIC thread! Nude, boobs, sex!

[Pepe]

:henn0rz:

[SvN]

:D

[Pleb]

:roflol:

[Lewis]

This might get us put in the disgraceful porno site user register.

[bruhnaldo]

Wait are we allowed this now? What have I missed lol

[Spikey M]

Baz dropped some premium porn whilst at work and got banned and sacked on the same day. :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This might get us put in the disgraceful porno site user register.

It would open up new sponsorship opportunities though.

[Pepe]

This might get us put in the disgraceful porno site user register.

Would that mean you can't post from work? I didn't think of the unintended consequences of my actions.

[bruhnaldo]

Baz dropped some premium porn whilst at work and got banned and sacked on the same day. :(

shut up you're lying lmfao what?!

[SincereTheRebel]

Baz dropped some premium porn whilst at work and got banned and sacked on the same day. :(

Its April 1st lad.

[bruhnaldo]

Aw man I've been had.

[Pleb]

By the way Pepe you were 10 minutes over from midday :baz:

[Giggles]

Speaking of which, has the time on this not changed for anyone else either after time changed on Sunday morning?

[Spoonsky]

I’m pretty sure the first time in my life I saw any kind of porn was the best babes thread on the old board.

[Manc]

As it should be.

[randomlegend]

I’m pretty sure the first time in my life I saw any kind of porn was the best babes thread on the old board.

Didn't the priests give you a copy of your own to take home at the end of a sesh?

[Shindig]

In my day we had Channel 5 and 10 minutes of freeview.

[Giggles]

Rtl2.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Men and Motors.

[randomlegend]

I remember "fish'n'tits" being a website that did the rounds when I was in the last year of primary school.

[Offshore Toon]

I can't remember if mine was finding a porn mag in the woods, watching a porn vhs my mate had nicked from his dad, or taking the over 60s porn mags from the top shelf of a place in town then opening them up and laying them over the newspapers on the bottom shelf. We used to get my mate's younger brother to go into a video rental shop to ask "I allowed porno?" too which never got old. You've got to love porn.

[Lewis]

I slept over at my friend's house when I was ten, and he insisted on us staying up until midnight - which was borderline impossible at that age - for the Television X preview, which he had recently discovered through his older brother. They weren't actually all that explicit were they? From what I remember you only got some tits and maybe a fleeting bit of fanny.

Anyway, a couple of weeks later he bikes round to my house (age showing here) insisting that I follow him, which I do, and when we get to his house he informs me that him and his brother had been in the loft and discovered that his old man had a massive stack of grumble mags up there. Literally one of them wooden forklift pallets stacked about two foot high with them under a table cloth. Assuming his parents were freaks, you can see why you might have wanted to retain some physical pornography in 1998, because who had videos in their bedroom; but that many, barely hidden, on a forklift pallet? No wonder his parents looked old.

[niko_cee]

How would you even get a forklift pallet into a loft? Must have built the house around it.

[Lewis]

Wrestled through the hatch with his massive wanker arms.

[Lewis]

It was one of them posh lofts where the hatch comes down with its own staircase.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Do you even know about this stuff at ten? Obviously I was still trying to convince myself I was into women until about 24 so not an expert, but I thought it kicked in around 12/13.

[Pepe]

I think I started jerking off at around eleven.

[mo]

I think I started jerking off at around eleven.

Given that you posted at 11:59, that is some stamina.

[SincereTheRebel]

That movie Species waa my first porn moment.

[-james-]

I got done for putting "boobies" into Ask Jeeves when I was about nine.

[Spikey M]

I experience my first porn via a soggy magazine found under a Bush. Just as nature intended.

[SvN]

I think my first exposure to proper porn was finding my brother's magazines under his bed. I say "finding" - they weren't really hidden, just completely on display.

Me and my mates also found a magazine in the woods when we were about 12.

[Pepe]

Given that you posted at 11:59, that is some stamina.

Jizyah Shorts has nothing on me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I feel like I've missed out by not finding a magazine in the woods.

[Lewis]

In the woods, down the old railway track, on that wasteland behind the two housing developments. We found one on the tidal walls near Paull once. You have to think people were stealing them and dumping them rather than actually going for a wank down the railway track.