The InterTTH Consolation Knockouts 2019

[Ian]

It's like Wrestlemania, the best match is barely ever the last one.

[-james-]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Giggles]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Samadini]

I'm the only one in this semi-final that makes more than 2 posts a month.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a7ox7-npBvQ/hqdefault.jpg

That does not reflect well on your posting :eyemouth:

Regardless, I do a lot of community work behind the scenes that goes unnoticed.

[Baz]

I hadn't even thought of a third place playoff. :thbup:

[Baz]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Offshore Toon]

InterTTH PFMs Grand Final
Samadini vs. Reg

"Once In A Lifetime" special attraction battle
Greg vs. Josh (whichever one it was that mouthed off about winning on the last page gets my vote)

3rd Place Playoff
phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Lewis]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Vercetti]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Shindig]

Samadini v Reg
Greg? v Josh
Phonics v Alan Shearer the 2nd

Phonics could've utilised his twitter follower count to crowbar in some new users and easy votes. He didn't and the board will remember that when this turns into a Chinese betting site.

[Gray Fox]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Boydy]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

I copied Baz's post here because I'm on my phone and I wanted to vote for Samadini and Phonics. I have no idea who either Greg or Josh are.

[Baz]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

I copied Baz's post here because I'm on my phone and I wanted to vote for Samadini and Phonics. I have no idea who either Greg or Josh are.o/

Greg shouted at me, whereas Josh recently helped Boom-Boom get a taxi in New York City.

[Boydy]

Josh ftw then.

[Raoul Duke]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Greg]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

Dopewars crew represent.

[Greg]

Also once I'm done with Josh I want that little weasel Baz.

[Spikey M]

The boldness. The bravado. The grapefruits. :drool:

[Giggles]

I made the right choice :cool:

[Ian]

:drool:

Baz?

[Baz]

I’m done.

[Giggles]

I’m done.

Elaborate.

[Manc]

Sama
Greg
Phonics

[mo]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[SincereTheRebel]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Josh]

Also once I'm done with Josh I want that little weasel Baz.

Who does this Aussie fuck think he is?

[Spikey M]

Initial post deleted. He's worn me down, the adorable bastard.

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Spikey M]

Also, Greg, step up before I change another vote. Josh has been running riot recently.

[bruhnaldo]

Who even are these people tho am i missing a joke

[Ian]

:nono:

[Spikey M]

Greg vs. Josh vs. Bruhnaldo

[bruhnaldo]

I'd try to come up with a clever retort through my tears but..


Also once I'm done with Josh I want that little weasel Baz.


I'm gonna fucking destroy Greg.

..they've literally already contributed more than I ever have and will, so..

[Pepe]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

[Greg]

Lads, it's my time.

What are Josh's achievements in TTH history?

Little known facts about me:


Wullies ghostwriter since 2006.
Managed AE's wikipedia page from 2010-2012. Also taught him everything he knows about kicking air really hard.
Co-wrote the Albanian Mafia saga with my main man Wedge.
Once pretended to be Taz in the forum donations. Just look at the endless joy it brought everyone:


https://i.ibb.co/9Wt1Sjc/Capture2.png
https://i.ibb.co/0MLXSkp/Capture3.png
https://i.ibb.co/rGxYyjh/Capture.png



Who the FUCK do you think you are Josh? Let's hear it mate.

#IStandWithGreg

https://media.giphy.com/media/GJ3wDKcX3Rq1O/giphy.gif

[Spikey M]

I wouldn't bring IS into it mate.

[Ian]

Did Greg change his avatar to that just for this? :D

[Pepe]

How many times can we change vote here? I voted Josh but now that I know THE TRUTH I want to vote Greg.

[Spikey M]

This yield is everything Lewis vs Jimmy should have been

[Ian]

How many times can we change vote here? I voted Josh but now that I know THE TRUTH I want to vote Greg.

Because I knew this would the vote that would divide the board and make people question everything they believe in with every plot twist I'm not going to count votes until the end rather than trying to keep up partway through.

So as long as I don't have to check for multiples then I advise.... no urge you to do whatever you think is necessary.

[Pepe]

Samadini vs. Reg

Greg vs. Josh

phonics vs. Alan Shearer the 2nd

My corrected votes as of right now. Subject to change, if Josh can step it up.

[Disco]

Look at Jean-Claude Weblei here, allowing people to re-cast their votes, what next, taking a draw 'off the table'?

[Ian]

I mean if Browning and Reg had done the decent thing and done a dance off then the standard would have been set for future draws.

[bruhnaldo]

This is enthralling

[Spikey M]

Heads up Josh. I'm only a TTH themed dance video away from changing my vote.

[Offshore Toon]

Is Greg the tall ginger guy with glasses that posted a picture of him and his wife?

[Baz]

Is Greg the tall ginger guy with glasses that posted a picture of him and his wife?
nah that was ginner.

[Ian]

Last 24 hours or so of voting on this EPIC* lads.
Josh, Greg, anything left to say to your adoring public?

Oh and there's the final too, and stuff.

* I'm not keeping score yet, no idea who's winning.

[Greg]

Not TTH related, but I literally just found out today the Mrs is pregnant. So basically later this year there will be a little version of me that could probably still fuck Josh up.

[Ian]

Really if Josh doesn't immediately impregnate somebody to support a counter-argument then he's just not trying hard enough.

Unless it's Josh's baby. *Eastenders theme*

[Giggles]

Really if Josh doesn't immediately impregnate somebody to support a counter-argument then he's just not trying hard enough.

Unless it's Josh's baby. *Eastenders theme*

That would be real dedication.

[Spikey M]

Congratulations Josh.

[Baz]

:D

[Ian]

Voting is CLOSED

[Ian]

InterTTH PFMs Grand Final
@Samadini 14 - 4 Reg

"Once In A Lifetime" special attraction battle
@Greg 10 - 7 Josh

3rd Place Playoff
@phonics 13 - 5 Alan Shearer the 2nd


Congratulations Sama, you hero of a man.

Vote difference because somebody voted for Greg vs. Josh in such a way that required me to go and read a post on the previous page which was a level of effort i wasn't prepared to commit to.

[Josh]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HXV5oxDnxu

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That would have swung it for you.

[Lewis]

Let's all rep Josh for being a real winner.

[Samadini]

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-olx7HXQXXgQ/VuWQotOzSmI/AAAAAAAAAuU/g_RUqOFcUa0IxjNLqoKmH05wlbiwd-jdg/s1600/Scott%2BParker%2BIntertoto%2BCup.jpg

[Ian]

I've added a SECOND exhibition bout to my plans for this week seeing as I thought we might as well have something to vote for while I'm getting murdered by Jim in the Super tourney.

The self-proclaimed Scott Parker of the InterTTH Consolation Knockouts Samadini vs. the bloodied survivor of this week's real main event, Greg

And additionally, in the spirit of the thing, we're going to have TTH's third-best of the epic losers phonics taking on a LIVID Josh, who's out to both turn the corner and answer his critics after losing that epic bloodbath with Greg.

I would advise our competitors that more wrestling-style promos are very much welcome.

CHANGE OF PLANS

Greg and Josh vs. Phonics and Samadini

[Disco]

https://i.imgur.com/8ox4QA6.jpg

[Josh]

Greg and I have sorted our differences. We'll take Sama and Phonics in a tag team battle.

Regulars vs. Lurkers Tornado Tag.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Change the matchup Ian :drool:

[Ian]

Done. Makes no sense but fuck it, I'm in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ian the white Teddy Long :cool:

[Samadini]

Greg and Josh

[Lewis]

I am boycotting this commercialised shit farce.

[Spikey M]

Greg and Josh > *

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Greg and Josh.

[phonics]

Greg and Josh

This is a shitty squash match hyping temp fan favourites before the inevitable realization that you've buried the lead. So on brand.

[Ian]

Who are you in this wrestling analogy out of interest, phonics?

[Adamski]

Who are you in this wrestling analogy out of interest, phonics?

Owen Hart.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Eugene.

[Baz]

Greg and Josh vs. Phonics and Samadini

Greg and I haven’t sorted our differences.

[Greg]

Baz, I'm willing to settle.

Plop an affiliate link down and I'll do the rest.

[Spikey M]

Time to turn that frown upside-down, Greg.

[Shindig]

Lads, we can't just keep taking votes forever. We're not in government.

[Giggles]

What's gone on?

[Greg]

Played, Spikey.

[Baz]

Baz, I'm willing to settle.

Plop an affiliate link down and I'll do the rest.https://amzn.to/2HyJ0yg