Haxball

[Ian]

Until Smiff sorts his life out, at least.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=9VhNjwSmaf4&p=1

Password thethirdhalf

[Ian]

Okay I hit some shortcut there that accidentally killed the game.

But still, that was beautiful. <3

[Pleb]

I still got it :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was good fun.

[Ian]

You are still bad in games that I genuinely assume you must be doing some of it on purpose.

[Ian]

And Pleb's no better. #bants

[igor_balis]

playing haxball makes me think i'm dyspraxic

[Panda Bear]

I like pretending that my game is "smart" enough to offset my lack of technique coupled with my high ping.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I like when I just run after the little ball :)

[Giggles]

Must give this a go again now that I've non shite internet.

[Pepe]

Shiiii I missed a haxball revival?

[igor_balis]

Must give this a go again now that I've non shite internet.

i know it's entirely incorrect, but i have this image of loads of TTHers going on haxball and loving how lo-fi and simple it is compared to modern football games, and you booting up your comp to play with the younguns and being absolutely blown away by the mega graphics and detail

[igor_balis]

Must give this a go again now that I've non shite internet.

actually, if you don't mind sharing, how old exactly are you giggles?

[Giggles]

57⅓.

[Giggles]

I just keep getting '4001 Connection Closed' on this.

[Pepe]

Someone get a room going.

[Samadini]

I'll play if someone sets a game up.

[7om]

Mon then.

[Pepe]

+1

[Pepe]

Ian

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ian is probably wanking himself silly over a new ale.

[Samadini]

I forgot I posted this, so glad to see nothing got sorted ��

[Offshore Toon]

I just had a game with some randoms and DONNED it.

[Ian]

Ian is probably wanking himself silly over a new ale.

What the fuck?

That's only going to ruin the ale. Behave yourself.

[bruhnaldo]

When I still had a decent desktop this game was so good.

[Offshore Toon]

Quick hax?

[Samadini]

I'm around.

[-james-]

Perhaps.

[Pleb]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=1YNhikHxaiE&p=1 (password: tth)

[Giggles]

Nothing was happening but it may have been because I was on my tablet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pleb hosting :harold:

[Ian]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=QPIei397rbQ&p=1

[Pepe]

'mon then.

[Pepe]

We're at 5.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not joining, I'm watching the NFL.

[Giggles]

I'd grabbed my laptop but the NFL was starting earlier than I thought.

[Pepe]

We're at six now so we don't care.

EDIT @ Mahow, we'll be glad to have you Gigs.

[Giggles]

We're at six now so we don't care.

EDIT @ Mahow, we'll be glad to have you Gigs.

:D

[Samadini]

What's the password?

[Vercetti]

I'm hopeless. :facepalm:

God knows how Welby carries it out of defence like Rio Ferdinand. I wobble about like Tomas Repka with a skin full.

[Ian]

My first suggestion would be sitting a bit deeper so that when a pass goes up and you get to the ball you're already pointing at the goal. :)

Playing with your back to goal isn't really viable unless you're a maverick like Pleb.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I did like when Pleb thought I was going to score an own goal but I was just casually dealing the ball.

[igor_balis]

My brief involvement in hax tonight on the level of Sol Campbell at Notts County.

Can you kick the ball while holding direction keys?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yes.

[igor_balis]

...oh. might do some solo practise.

[Mazuuurk]

Was your last date disappointed...?

[Pleb]

Games?

[Offshore Toon]

Lessgo.

[Offshore Toon]

Mon

[Samadini]

In.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ian.

[Offshore Toon]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=oVOfmczZ5tQ&p=1

I'll try hosting.

Pass: thethirdhalf

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fun session that.

[Ian]

Yeah I enjoyed it. My form was up and down like a whore's drawers but I thought some of my passing was pretty swish.

Sadly some of it was to Mazuuurk, who's finishing was not. :D

[Panda Bear]

I exploded. Sorry guys.

In other news, I need to figure out why my modem keeps disconnecting. Either my modem is a bit shit or my ISP's wiring in the area is a bit shit.

[Ian]

Panda's alive!

[Panda Bear]

Panda's alive!Only transcendtly.

[Pleb]

Lads?

[Offshore Toon]

On the whiskey, Pleb?

[Pleb]

:cool:

[Offshore Toon]

Might be about for Hax in a bit so putting the feelers out there.

[Panda Bear]

yoooooo

[Pepe]

:wave:

[Offshore Toon]

Was not about in the end. What about tonight like 6/7?

[Samadini]

I'll probably be about.

[Offshore Toon]

Cool, I'm aiming to be back for 7.

[Offshore Toon]

Anyone about?

[Samadini]

I could play for a bit now if we get a few.

[Mellberg]

Not played Hax in years. This thread brings me great joy. Tonight?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I wouldn't mind.

[Mellberg]

I'll stick a link in here in half hour. Dinner's on.

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=VEyRVHUbDVM&p=1

Pass: thirdhalf

[Giggles]

You'd think they'd have made an app for this by now so it could be played on mobile.

[CJay]

Hi. What have I missed?

[Mellberg]

Fuck all. Try again with open room?

[Offshore Toon]

G'wan

[Pleb]

I'm waiting :cool:

[Panda Bear]

sup nerds

[Panda Bear]

...

what if we started a whatsapp group so we all had real-time notifications on our phones

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Z7ZT7WF4kWU

The things I do. Open room.

[Offshore Toon]

It absolutely does not work in your phone browser. I'm up for a WhatsApp group, or we could set a night as Hax night?

[Giggles]

It absolutely does not work in your phone browser. I'm up for a WhatsApp group, or we could set a night as Hax night?

No it does not. I just tried there and all I could see was a big pink ad on the right hand side and it froze then. I did manage to see a goal for blue first though.

[Offshore Toon]

I could type in the chat, but obviously couldn't play the game. I wasn't expecting to be able to, but thought I might be able to get the on-screen keyboard.

[Giggles]

I could type in the chat, but obviously couldn't play the game. I wasn't expecting to be able to, but thought I might be able to get the on-screen keyboard.

Play on the phone via TeamViewer :drool:

[Pleb]

Haxing yes?

[Panda Bear]

Hax?

[Panda Bear]

The death of this beautiful sport is very disappointing.

[Offshore Toon]

We could hax later after the football?

[Pepe]

I'm in.

[Spoonsky]

Go on.

[Pleb]

Mon then otherwise I'm loading up Apex.

[-james-]

Un petit hax?

[Offshore Toon]

I am here.

[Offshore Toon]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=lCQAyVx4Li0&p=1

thethirdhalf

[Offshore Toon]

Hax?

[Mazuuurk]

i'm on for a bit maybe 30 min

[Offshore Toon]

Soz, I left and forgot I'd posted that. Sunday 6pm lets Hax. Somebody set up a WhatsApp group.

[Offshore Toon]

Anyone around tonight?

[Offshore Toon]

Anybody fancy it? Am bored tae fuck

[Pepe]

I might be tempted.

[Giggles]

Can you practice at it?

[Mellberg]

Just got a semi.

[Offshore Toon]

My WiFi isn't the best so does somebody else want to host?

[Giggles]

Can you practice at it?

I thought you could before but I don’t see the option.

[Mellberg]

Set up a room with a password. Only score in your own goal though so you can kick off after.

[Offshore Toon]

Where's that turd-flusher, Welby? Set up a room, Giggs. You don't need to practice. Nobody has played in about a year.

[Giggles]

Set up a room with a password. Only score in your own goal though so you can kick off after.

Sound, knew there was a way of doing it. I’ll be ready to go in a few weeks.

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pT29hhsq2w4&p=1

Pass - TTH

[Pepe]

You don't need to practice. Pleb and I will be there.

[Mellberg]

Yeah, get straight in the deep end.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm going shopping but I'll be back and I'm going to get hammered.

[Giggles]

Safari not supported.

[Mellberg]

:face:

I'll leave it open for a bit and see what numbers we get.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm going to be shit.

[Pepe]

One moar.

[Giggles]

Actually it’s not safari. It said my browser wasn’t supported because it was missing ‘datachannel’ and to download Chrome, Opera, or Firefox.
Downloaded Chrome and got the exact same message. Must be the iPad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ffs Pepe.

[Mellberg]

Pepe we're up to 5. Get your arse back in here.

[Boydy]

Actually it’s not safari. It said my browser wasn’t supported because it was missing ‘datachannel’ and to download Chrome, Opera, or Firefox.
Downloaded Chrome and got the exact same message. Must be the iPad.

Would it not be really difficult to play on an iPad?

[Giggles]

Would it not be really difficult to play on an iPad?

Keyboard is fairly good on it. No worse than my laptop anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

One more.

[CJay]

Actually it’s not safari. It said my browser wasn’t supported because it was missing ‘datachannel’ and to download Chrome, Opera, or Firefox.
Downloaded Chrome and got the exact same message. Must be the iPad.

I would say it’s the mobile version of the browsers that aren’t supported. Even though you have a keyboard attached. Safari on iPad automatically loads desktop websites now, but it’s the website itself that is rejecting you, not just a mobile version of it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

One more.

[Mellberg]

This is well and truly ON if anyone else is in.

[Boydy]

Forgot how fucking difficult it is.

[Offshore Toon]

I can't connect either, through wifi or phone hotspot. I'll try whatever is in the troubleshooting.

[Giggles]

Forgot how fucking difficult it is.

Yeah fired up the laptop there and had a bit of a go at it. It’s near impossible to control.

[7om]

Come on lads, one more

[Pepe]

My bad. :eyemouth:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Despite being a lot worse than I was in the glory days, that was very enjoyable.

More Hax is needed.

[Mellberg]

Was some good Hax :thbup:

[Waffdon]

We need another room later.

[Ian]

My performance was very up and down but the one-two with Offy for one of my goals was peak hax.

[Offshore Toon]

Am still aboot.

[Offshore Toon]

Hax?

[Mellberg]

I could play some Hax.

[Waffdon]

Yes

[Mellberg]

I'll set up a room at 17:30 if people can wait. Need to do my plague prevention shop first.

[Offshore Toon]

Aye, sound.

[Pepe]

How long until hax time?

[Offshore Toon]

Whenever somebody wants to make a room.

[Pleb]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pT29hhsq2w4&p=1

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nope.

Pleb has potato internet.

[Offshore Toon]

He's closed the room anyway and made another but the password isn't TTH or thirdhalf.

[Pepe]

Pleb hosting. :harold:

[Pleb]

Make a room then.

[Offshore Toon]

Mellin should be back soon anyway.

[Pepe]

Make a room then.

Me hosting from the U S of A. :harold:

[Waffdon]

I just played a game. This is going to be shambolic :D

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=uCvJFSb_JvY&p=1

Pass - TTH

[7om]

Can't play until 7ish. If it's still going I'll join.

[Waffdon]

One moar

[Waffdon]

That was fun

[Mellberg]

Good session lads. Hax alive and well.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Christ I'm shit though.

That last game was almost full on bullshit though.

[Waffdon]

It was only one dodgy goal. The other three were class

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was only one dodgy goal. The other three were class

The dodgy goal started a collapse. Without it there would have been no collapse and we'd have cruised to a 5-0 win.

[Mellberg]

You had your goal back and won. Chillax.

[Offshore Toon]

That 5-4 with Pleb grabbing the winner. :drool:

[Waffdon]

I think I only lost 2 games until he showed up and donned it. 2-0 up, 4-3 down, 5-4 win. Sickening

[Manc]

Session?

[Offshore Toon]

I'm keen for later (7:30/8).

[Waffdon]

I’ve just finished an 11 hour shift after going to bed at 3am. Haxball to unfrazzle the mind at 8 ish would be sound

[Offshore Toon]

I'll be about whenever. Nothing else happening.

[Mellberg]

Someone else will have to host. I'm working in the background and will probably slow it down. Can play though.

[Manc]

Room: TTH
Pass: pleb

Let's have it.

[Pepe]

Link?

[7om]

:facepalm:

[Pepe]

One moar.

[Mellberg]

New room for lag purposes:

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=NklMTJVkJKQ&p=1

TTH

[Ian]

I can be there soon if y'all are about, just eating.

[Pepe]

One moar!

[Pepe]

I can be there soon if y'all are about, just eating.

If Waff can eat his pasta in thirty seconds, so can you.

[Waffdon]

Smoking then I’ll be there. Chilli has been finished in preparation

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Me executing a pleb roll in one of the games really sums up my performance since Hax came back.

[Ian]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=jqHp8C8GvuY&p=1

A wee hax sesh?

[Mellberg]

:thbup:

[Mellberg]

Juan Moore

[CJay]

What's the password again?

[Ian]

TTH.
CJay

[Pepe]

Today?

[Spoonsky]

:thbup:

It's been too long.

[Offshore Toon]

I'm a maybe. Will probs be able to dart in a couple times minimum though.

[Offshore Toon]

Tonight at like half 6?

[Manc]

Bump.

[Mellberg]

Gwarn then. Half hour I'll do a room.

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=MqVYx2_q06g&p=1

Pass - TTH

[Offshore Toon]

one more

[Offshore Toon]

Hax at 8 for the NHS?

[7om]

I can play.

[Mazuuurk]

I'm in

[Manc]

Are we on?

[Spoonsky]

We're ON.

[Mazuuurk]

someone set up the room

[Manc]

Mellberg Ian

[Spoonsky]

Might be hopelessly laggy but I'll give it a shot.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=vbyKMENm_FA&p=1

mon

[Offshore Toon]

Am in bed now, I'm afraid.

[Spoonsky]

Am in bed now, I'm afraid.

This is a bad post.

[Offshore Toon]

Hax?

[7om]

I can play

[Mellberg]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=xq2fBnKrers&p=1

Pass - TTH

[Mellberg]

Juan Moore

[7om]

wan mur

[Mellberg]

Great session. 10 people :thbup:

Long live Hax.

[Pepe]

That was ace. Quarantines. :cool:

[Offshore Toon]

Four day weekend where we can barely leave the house. That can only mean one thing, right? I'll be around from 7. :drool:

[Mazuuurk]

Am up for it. Mellin seems to be the mostest host, no?

[Spoonsky]

:pards:

[Pleb]

I'm ready :drool:

[Mazuuurk]

Alright I'll try

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=QBba71lfsEw&p=1

[Mazuuurk]

Ah fuck it.

[Offshore Toon]

Anybody keen for tonight?

[7om]

I can play after 8.

[Mellberg]

Stick a room up at half past.

[Offshore Toon]

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=8g-VDNdVnEY

Password is TTH

Give it a shot

[Mellberg]

Use this instead:

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=ZDNFauRs4H8&p=1

TTH

[7om]

Just one more needed.

[Offshore Toon]

We're learning quite a lot about stocks and trading as well, so it really is more than just a Hax session.

[Giggles]

We're learning quite a lot about stocks and trading as well, so it really is more than just a Hax session.

Baz will be along in an instant.

[Offshore Toon]

Pepe just told us the secret to perfect enchiladas. You'd be a fool to miss out on all this.

[Spoonsky]

One more, enchilada-lovers.

[Giggles]

Pepe, still pretending to be Mexican.

[Pepe]

One more you cunts.

[Spoonsky]

Come play Giggles

[Giggles]

It’s too hard.

[Offshore Toon]

People like Ian and Mahow can go fuck themselves.

[Pepe]

+1

[bruhnaldo]

Wish my laptop didn't lag every time i hit the space bar :cryfam:

[Giggles]

What does space bar do?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What does space bar do?

Kick.

[Giggles]

I always thought you just ran into the ball to kick.

[Pepe]

Wish my laptop didn't lag every time i hit the space bar :cryfam:

You can kick with x mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You can kick with x mate.

Both CTRL's, both shift's and the numpad 0 also work.

Not sure why anyone would use those though.

[bruhnaldo]

Oh no sorry, it's whenever my circle does the "kick" motion it like lags for a couple seconds so it's impossible to really be precise and it fucks me all up.

I wish, i'd love to fuckin play.

[Offshore Toon]

Try again tonight?

[Pepe]

I'd be up for it.

[Offshore Toon]

Anyone about?

[Offshore Toon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BI-DBUDCUAATrty.jpg

Especially Ian and Mahow.

[Offshore Toon]

Anybody fancy a bit of Hax in a bit?

[Mellberg]

I'd be game for one soon. Couldn't do last night though.