Reality TV and other shite

[Giggles]

Says stupid shit in a stupid voice with his stupid face.

It just seems to be “I’m wackily shit at everything me” *make gormless face* etc.

Is he a stand up or something?

[Manc]

He's autistic.

[Giggles]

He's autistic.

Job for life on channel 4 then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It just seems to be “I’m wackily shit at everything me” *make gormless face* etc.

Is he a stand up or something?

He has done stand up.

[Don]

I legit didn't know he was autistic. If that isn't proof that that shit is some made-up nonsense/I'm autistic the I don't know what does.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He isn't autistic.

[Giggles]

Speaking of which, what’s the deal with having that woman comedian on telly all the time that can’t talk. I know it’s all everyone for everything these days and disabilities are channel 4’s wet dream but she’s a comedian that can’t talk. You don’t hire a lad with no arms to build you a wall.

[Lewis]

There is always an awkward pause after her punchlines because the audience doesn't know whether she's finished or just struggling to speak.

[Don]

Can I get a picture? That actress that came on WILTY and one or two of these news reporters/weather girls genuinely put me off my food, I mean fucking hell, I'm all for pretending they're human but fs.

[Kikó]

A mate who is an agent for comedians said James Acaster is a massive massive knobhead.

[Don]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/james-acaster-i-spent-a-year-where-i-didnt-look-after-my-mental-health-well-it-took-the-break-up-with-my-ex-to-make-me-realise-i-had-to-take-care-of-myself-38424366.html

I read this when looking for his autistism tales and he sounds it tbf. I imagine it's hard not to be as a comedian.

[Lewis]

I'm not familiar with him, but Josh Widdicombe isn't funny, and he must obviously be the better one if I know who he is, so he must be terrible.

[Don]

Acaster has a bit more about him compared to those fucking fiat 500 cretins like Widdicombe (and Lycett who I subconsciously associate with Acaster for some reason).

[Lewis]

I would look into it, but I'm not having panel show clips filling my recommends for the next five years, so I'll just have to stick with my assumption.

[Don]

Fair.

[Lewis]

As if our genuinely (genuinely) top-tier sports punditry wasn't enough, the third half dot co dot uk is funnier than all of this telly comedy wank. Yevrah should host a podcast on Zoom.

[Baz]

Speaking of which, what’s the deal with having that woman comedian on telly all the time that can’t talk. I know it’s all everyone for everything these days and disabilities are channel 4’s wet dream but she’s a comedian that can’t talk. You don’t hire a lad with no arms to build you a wall.
Who is this? :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's a comedian with (is it cerebral palsy?) whose speech is very slurred, can't remember her name.

I got into a spat with a bloke with cerebral palsy on a cricket field last year. We were already exchanging sarky comments and then I noticed he had one tiny hand and was favouring one side when he ran. I took a couple of balls to work out whether it was OK to be in this feud, but then decided he was being a knobhead so it was fair game. At one point I had 'You are losing your team this game single-handedly' quite innocently on the tip of my tongue and only buttoned it in the very nick of time.

[Manc]

Fierce Queen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Who is this? :D

Rosie Jones.

[Don]

Never seen her but that face has me seething to next week.

[Shindig]

Chinchilla features and mad eyes. Run for your lives.

[Giggles]

Anyone watching any of the bad obsession motorsport shows on YouTube?

[Boydy]

Fucking love the masked singer.

[Don]

BBC One have used their masterchef/bake-off identikit template to do some thing about sewing. I'm five minutes into it and if everyone associated with it in any way, including viewers (myself included) don't have all their loved ones perish to COVID-19 slowly then this world isn't just. Fuckin hell, the state of lives wasted watching shit like this is such a depressing thought.

https://youtu.be/njydexJaggk

:happycry:

[Shindig]

Did Crufts even happen this year?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There is a woman on the terrible quiz show Lightning called Pooee...

She's a children's entertainer and I imagine she gets loads of laughs just at her name.

[Lofty]

The Circle is back for a third series though I fear they have gone too far up their own arse. The original was quite an inspired idea. The second series focused too much on glamming up and padding out the fluff that no-one actually cares about (live studio audience, who gives a fuck?). The second series was redeemed by some proper shithousery in the tactics. The US version copied the original which worked well. Now this third series they are apparently sending a couple of Loose Women Z listers in pretending to be Gemma Collins, feel like they forgot what the point of the game was.

[Giggles]

Five minutes into this Gordon Ramsay thing and there’s far too much mouth from the contestants. Just no.