It's 2019!

[ItalAussie]

In Sydney, anyway.

Happy New Year, internet friends.

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[Ian]

Fucking Australians posting from the future.

[Pleb]

No doubt London will upstage you.

[Boydy]

Happy new year, Ital. Hopefully one of your resolutions will be to post more.

[ItalAussie]

I'd like to. 2018 was almost certainly the busiest and most hectic year of my life. I worked like I've never worked before, but it seemed to pay off. I'm not suggesting that 2019 will be a breather, but I think some more balance might be in order.

[Spikey M]

Fucking liar.

[Manc]

Scum.

[Lewis]

Co-op has its Easter eggs out, and they have them right next to the discount Christmas chocolate. :cab:

[Magic]

Wedding ring off, blazer on. Prey targeted.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wedding ring off, blazer on. Prey targeted.

Quoting for the police.

[Pepe]

I thought Australia was twenty years behind.

[Giggles]

Wedding ring off, blazer on. Prey targeted.

I hope you nail something tidy sir.

[Baz]

Happy new year dudes. Already done the chimes at 18:15 so will probably be asleep for midnight.

[Mike]

Just took my Christmas tree down and cleaned my flat..... I’m old!

Happy New Year boys!!!

[Magic]

Being single is both utterly amazing and utterly horrific at the same time. Interesting.

[Kikó]

Still four hours to go here.

[mugbull]

Gotta be Reyki town

[mugbull]

Or Brazil

[igor_balis]

Mother's already gone to bed. I'm watching match of the day from the other night and drinking crap prosecco. After 2 weeks of pretty much non-stop socialising I'm really savouring it.

Got a decent sized crate of lager on Saturday but phonics bought whisky from the garage instead, so might move on to them next.

[Lewis]

I am watching this ITV thing about us winning the World Cup.

[Lewis]

Where does this 'everyone wrote Harry Kane off' NARRATIVE come from? Alright, nobody had him down as a world beater, but I don't remember anyone ever saying he was shit.

[igor_balis]

Where does this 'everyone wrote Harry Kane off' NARRATIVE come from? Alright, nobody had him down as a world beater, but I don't remember anyone ever saying he was shit.

At what stage of his career is this meant to have happened?

[mugbull]

The one-season wonder opinion was shared by 95% of people after his breakout year, including myself and subconsciously most Spurs fans

[Lewis]

It wasn't unreasonable to question whether he could maintain that breakout season form, given that he was a bit of a nobody before it, but it was surely put to bed within about four months of the following season. Yet this programme has just shown a promotional thing for him talking about silencing his critics, and I read him earlier talking about the 'doubters'. It's like some weird, insecure reverse of everyone lolling when starlets blow their potential.

[mugbull]

Everyone doubted him. I still doubt him, he runs around like Thomas Muller

[igor_balis]

The silencing the critics thing always makes me laugh. I don't doubt Ferguson's man management skills for example, but that PROVE THEM WRONG US AGAINST THE WORLD SILENCE THE CRITICS shit he used to motivate players must only really work so well with footballers cus they're such divs.

[Offshore Toon]

He probably uses it to continually push himself. Him thinking the world is against him would explain why he's such a cunt too.

[mugbull]

I can’t think of a less cuntish player than Harry Kane, though I guess him trying to claim Eriksen’s free kick last year must have hurt Salah’s feelings so I can understand your point of view

[Offshore Toon]

He's a dirty tackler. That's always the sign of a cunt.

[mugbull]

I thought you were Boyd, that’s why I brought up Momo.

[mugbull]

For the record

[Offshore Toon]

I did think that was a bit odd.

My hatred started when Kane injured Lejeune at the beginning of last season, but from there I noticed he gets away with a lot. Just like Rooney he'll flatten a player then waltz off like the entitled twat he is knowing the FA have his back.

[Kikó]

Or Brazil

Chile bro.

[Shindig]

We're in 2019 now. Behold progress.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought the fireworks only went on for about 30 seconds?

We now know where the £800m for the NHS went.

[Lewis]

I have smashed the telly and I will be sending the EU the bill.

[Spikey M]

Happy 201Brexit.

[Shindig]

I thought the fireworks only went on for about 30 seconds?

We now know where the £800m for the NHS went.

Nah, they grabbed all that for £10 off a market stall in Canning Town.

[Giggles]

It's 2019 in the first world now.

[Manc]

2018 was fucking grim. Good riddance.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I seem to be the only person with this opinion but I really hate fireworks. What an unimpressive waste of time they are. Just have the bongs and maybe have a lone piper on a gantry somewhere playing the Black Bear if you have to. That's it, sod off, go home and take Franz Ferdinand with you.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You're not the only one.

I loved my Dad's fireworks because something would always go wrong but the actual things themselves, shit.

[igor_balis]

I seem to be the only person with this opinion but I really hate fireworks. What an unimpressive waste of time they are. Just have the bongs and maybe have a lone piper on a gantry somewhere playing the Black Bear if you have to. That's it, sod off, go home and take Franz Ferdinand with you.

The problem with fireworks, after you're 12 anyway, is that the kind of cheap shit you can see at a provincial park is fucking shite and the money it costs to do the impressive stuff could be spent on a million more interesting things.

[Lewis]

We used to have fun chucking them about and shoving them into the ground, so I would like to try that with some good ones.

[Kikó]

They cost shit loads though and unless you go all out you'll just put on a piss poor display. Main problem was little twats chasing you with them when I was younger. Fuck off.

Big firework display expected here soon so I'll report back.

[mugbull]

I love fireworks. They’re fucking beautiful, even if its just a single colored one

[Waffdon]

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Don’t drink Dragon Soop. Thankfully I didn’t feel a thing after the initial contact but these last few days haven’t been too fun. Walking about like John Wayne.

[Baz]

https://vimeo.com/309088872

Don’t drink Dragon Soop. Thankfully I didn’t feel a thing after the initial contact but these last few days haven’t been too fun. Walking about like John Wayne.Not working.

[Offshore Toon]

According to Google its a heavily caffeinated energy drink with vodka. 8%.

[Bernanke]

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Thanks for the heads up Waff, before your warning I was definitely going to put whatever is in those cans into my body.

[Ian]

My brother in law (who is normally a civilised, well behaved individual) ended up having Dragon Soop before a Scotland game once and, for having alcohol near the stadium rather than his behaviour as i understand it, ended up with an asbo and a £40 fine or some such. We all had a good laugh.

[igor_balis]

Also they've definitely got aids in them, bad luck mate

[Waffdon]

Had to go out with a bang now I’m going under the thumb and sorting myself out. My heart wasn’t much fun yesterday unsurprisingly

[John]

Dragon Soop isn't even the worst thing you can get in a can here now either, since some Paisley whopper started mass producing the 'Venom' cocktail bars have been whipping up for years. The same guy has since made a thing called 'Taxi', which genuinely resembles nothing more than a look into the pan after a particularly watery shit.

[Waffdon]

Nah, they’re weak as piss compared to a Homeade Venom.

[Magic]

Genuinely can't think of anything worse than combining some cheap shit spirit with those diabetes inducing 'energy' drinks.

[Waffdon]

You don’t drink it for the taste, Son. Strawberry Lime one is v v decent though.

[Magic]

"You don’t drink it for the taste, Son." the man slurping house wine straight from the bottle exclaimed with wisdom far beyond his years.

[niko_cee]

So was Waff actually drinking a bottle of red wine from the bottle in that pic?

[Magic]

Yes.

[Waffdon]

I was £40 odd for two bottles, fuck out of here with ‘house wine’. I don’t think I was but he’s in more of a position to state otherwise.

[Magic]

There's literal photo evidence haha.

Also lol at giving any money to those cunts.

[Baz]

£40+ for two bottles? More like champagne, that.