Shameful Lustage

[Magic]

Was watching a doc about Lady Ada Lovelace on BBC4, it was presented by this strange looking but utterly intriguing woman:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/27/12/25DED5B200000578-3014452-Dr_Hannah_Fry_above_has_written_a_book_while_on_he r_honeymoon_ab-a-1_1427458506888.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry, a mathematician at UCL. She's got a weird face, a weird shaped body and a weird walk, and probably a horrible minge, but that really doesn't put me off. I've been captured by her.

[Boydy]

Not shameful.

[Benny]

I didn't think it was shameful but a recent discussion with some mates revealed it maybe should be.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article385036.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jessica-wallace-pic-bbc-567252380.jpg

[Magic]

Stop ruining the thread, Benny.

[Giggles]

The thing in the opener has very unattractive features but you still would. Which is the point of the thread I guess.

[Magic]

That's it, she's also monstrously clever which I think adds 9 to make up her 10/10 rating.

[Boydy]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hannah+fry&espv=2&biw=1585&bih=808&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI7L3N1O2tyAIVxFYaCh2tkwoq

She looks better in most other pictures. Plus, the intelligence. She'd be more 'best babes' than 'shameful lustage' for me.

[Giggles]

On the other end of the intelligence scale.

http://thestar.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55fc0dbbdcb8a_Scarlett-620x330.jpg

Balls deep.

[Magic]

Fucking hell, calm down mate. Boydy.

[Magic]

On the other end of the intelligence scale.

http://thestar.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55fc0dbbdcb8a_Scarlett-620x330.jpg

Balls deep.

That is utterly atrocious, there are no redeeming features. Even those good looking thick cunts off the Shore programmes can get to fuck. Well, maybe not. But there would be no affection shown.

[Giggles]

That is utterly atrocious, there are no redeeming features. Even those good looking thick cunts off the Shore programmes can get to fuck. Well, maybe not. But there would be no affection shown.

She has massive fat tits.

[Magic]

So do cows but you don't see me getting involved in bovine debauchery, do you?

Yet, at least.

[Magic]

#inb4LOLMJSWYFE

[AE]

You saved yourself MJ, only just.

[Giggles]

#inb4LOLMJSWYFE

It's OK, Benny is gone for the day I think.

[Pepe]

That woman on the first post does belong here. Compose yourself Boyd.

[Toby]

#inb4LOLMJSWYFE

I wouldn't have even made the connection.

I always assumed she was bigger than that lolol.

[Giggles]

In fairness, if I had to pick a mate for Boydy it'd be her.

[Magic]

I wonder what Boyd's shameful lustage actually looks like. Ideologically and probably physically it has to be Natalie Bennett.

[Magic]

I wouldn't have even made the connection.

I always assumed she was bigger than that lolol.

At least you two have something in common. #gravitationalpull

[Boydy]

If you prefer fake-tanned bimbos, sure.

http://findingada.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Hannah-Fry-150.jpg

http://numberphile.com/team/images/hannahfry.jpg

She's tidy af.

[Toby]

She looks really nice in Boydy's pictures.

And Boydy already posted Natalie Bennett in response to the old thread, didn't he? Or was that somebody else?

[Boydy]

I wonder what Boyd's shameful lustage actually looks like. Ideologically and probably physically it has to be Natalie Bennett.

You kept doing this before, I don't fancy Natalie Bennett. There were plenty of highly questionable posts of mine on the old board. I understood the thread properly at least.

[Boydy]

She looks really nice in Boydy's pictures.

And Boydy already posted Natalie Bennett in response to the old thread, didn't he? Or was that somebody else?

I didn't, Magic just made it up that I did and ran with it.

[Magic]

She looks really nice in Boydy's pictures.

And Boydy already posted Natalie Bennett in response to the old thread, didn't he? Or was that somebody else?

Yep, he did.

@Boydy see? Say it enough times...:drool:

[Toby]

Ah. Yeah he does tends to do that. I did think somebody posted it genuinely though.

[Boydy]

I posted Sturgeon which is what I think Magic got mixed up with Bennett.

And Tracey Emin.

[Magic]

:sick:

Laughing off Bennett with Sturgeon is like your GP laughing off cancer with rapid multiple sclerosis.

If you could get an appointment, that is.

[Toby]

Yeah I just looked at the old thread and saw it was actually Sturgeon.

John tried to claim that was worse than James's classic, which is pretty silly.

[P_3]

Fry looks absolutely lovely. Intrigued about the walk. Flat-footed, waddle, small steps?

[Magic]

It is. She's probably got a clam like a Vietnamese war grave.

[Magic]

Fry looks absolutely lovely. Intrigued about the walk. Flat-footed, waddle, small steps?

Like an inverted penguin waddle. It stems from the hips. My God I'm desperate to shag her now.

[Magic]

http://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2014/12/Joanna-Newsom1-608x606.jpg

This probably shouldn't be in here but she's definitely not a best babe. Also getting on a bit and a pretentious cow. Still. :drool:

[Boydy]

"Look at these women I'm ashamed to lust after but who are actually more attractive than the woman I'm publicly married to."

[Magic]

Well we don't have a thread for in betweeners, do we? And also I don't think so.

[Boydy]

That new Chaser:

http://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/The_Chase_s_new__Vixen__chaser_wants_to_face_off_a gainst_Pointless_rivals.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/83681.jpg

[Lewis]

That's basically how I would look in drag.

[Boydy]

:naughty:

At least I use the thread properly.

I feel disgusted with myself for using that smiley though.

[Ian]

I want to fetch James' post off've the Titanic but I dunno if that counts too much as living in the past.

[Giggles]

I want to fetch James' post off've the Titanic but I dunno if that counts too much as living in the past.

Say hi to Don and Sincere while you're there.

[Ian]

Can you believe Don is masquerading as some 'Taz' over there? What a dickhead.

[Giggles]

Can you believe Don is masquerading as some 'Taz' over there? What a dickhead.

He changed when he went over there :nono:

[Disco]

I want to fetch James' post off've the Titanic but I dunno if that counts too much as living in the past.

It's too good to be allowed to die.

[Ian]

Let's have it then.


Allegra McEvedy

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/08/06/allegra-portraits-i33e9361-LST064989.jpg


I don't know.

[randomlegend]

On the other end of the intelligence scale.

http://thestar.ie/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/55fc0dbbdcb8a_Scarlett-620x330.jpg

Balls deep.

I've only watched Gogglebox a few times, but - whilst she's obviously neither highly educated nor a genius - she actually seems of pretty reasonable intelligence. I certainly wouldn't call her thick.

[Magic]

I wouldn't permit anyone that's laid eyes on that shit to make that sort of judgment call.

[Dquincy]

Was watching a doc about Lady Ada Lovelace on BBC4, it was presented by this strange looking but utterly intriguing woman:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/27/12/25DED5B200000578-3014452-Dr_Hannah_Fry_above_has_written_a_book_while_on_he r_honeymoon_ab-a-1_1427458506888.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry, a mathematician at UCL. She's got a weird face, a weird shaped body and a weird walk, and probably a horrible minge, but that really doesn't put me off. I've been captured by her.

Grim.

[Lewis]

Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.

[Dquincy]

No blokes, @james Ian

[Davgooner]

af.

What the fuck is this shit?

[Bernanke]

The James one has me in tears everytime I see it.

[Giggles]

Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.

The Mrs always says I'm mean for thinking the vicar one is a horrid bint.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.
The old Scouser? Leon? He's the best on there ffs.

Closely followed by the Muslim family and the gay bloke with glasses.

The new sisters are by far the worst on it, especially the one that looks like an ogre.

[Giggles]

The gays puke me the way they always have their horrible bare feet stuck on screen.

[Jeet]

Yeh that new chaser is abit alright for a bbw

[Lewis]

The Mrs always says I'm mean for thinking the vicar one is a horrid bint.

She's the nation's pub bore, and her husband must have a right miserable life refusing to engage with her in case she goes on for weeks. The two queers are the best, followed by that other one who lives with an old woman in a caravan near Hull.

[John]

Yeah I just looked at the old thread and saw it was actually Sturgeon.

John tried to claim that was worse than James's classic, which is pretty silly.

Definitely not. Sturgeon is the least appealing woman I've ever seen, discounting the ones with Channel 5 documentaries.


Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.

The new faux posh couple need a good talking to. Him asking if Uber was the same as Tinder was the most obviously affected piece of stupidity I've ever seen.

This isn't in any way shameful, but she doesn't fit the babes thread and we don't have a 'middling women you fancy off the telly' thread, so there we are. Watching 'Doc Martin' every Monday in my grandmother's I've developed a serious thing for Caroline Catz.

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/70dc0d_1259286a836917a47b516b0aaba72547.png_256

[Toby]

Sturgeon is the least appealing woman I've ever seen

You obviously don't like her as a person though, rather than thinking that purely because of how she looks. Not to say that can't be a factor, but you'll be in the minority with statements like the above, which is surely hyperbolic nonsense to most people.

[Disco]

But she does look a bit like a cross between Jimmy Kranky and Grotbags.

[John]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Columnist/Columnists/2010/10/16/1287226394075/Nicola-Sturgeon-006.jpg

Lest we forget.

[Magic]

You obviously don't like her as a person though, rather than thinking that purely because of how she looks. Not to say that can't be a factor, but you'll be in the minority with statements like the above, which is surely hyperbolic nonsense to most people.

John isn't the type to let bigotry, religion and football cloud his political landsc...oh wait.

:eyemouth:

[Giggles]

Yeah, no matter what he thinks of her as a person, John had nailed this one.

[Magic]

Gonk eyebrows with light hair is the ultimate fashion in right now.

[Toby]

She's definitely not attractive, and definitely belongs in this thread if somebody does find her attractive, but it's nowhere close to James's effort, even when you try emphasise it more by using old photos.

[TG09]

I didn't think it was shameful but a recent discussion with some mates revealed it maybe should be.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article385036.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/jessica-wallace-pic-bbc-567252380.jpg

Who hasnt with her? I did for a while.

[7om]

Sturgeon is absolutely awful. I'd do the Queen over her.

[Toby]

She's better than Tracey Emin. Or Natalie Bennett. Say what you like about Boyd but he doesn't mess around with this thread.

[Magic]

Emmin's smoke withered tits might just produce an erection but there is nothing about Sturgey that would get me hard. I bet she's cold to the touch.

[John]

Tracey Emin looks like she hasn't washed in a fortnight and her slack jawed manner of speaking makes her look and sound like she might be on day release, but at least she seems like she'd be absolutely filthy. I would be entirely unsurprised to find out Sturgeon had her fanny sewn shut when she was getting those eyebrows threaded.

[Yevrah]

Emin crosses the line of acceptable filth into genuinely unclean territory.

[Boydy]

Gogglebox is alright. The vicar needs a punch in the head, and that old Scouser is a wanker, but the rest of them are sound enough.

Leon? He's great.

[Boydy]

What the fuck is this shit?
'as fuck'

She's better than Tracey Emin. Or Natalie Bennett. Say what you like about Boyd but he doesn't mess around with this thread.

I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY NATALIE BENNETT. CHRIST.

But yeah, at least I use the thread properly. And lol at anyone who thinks Sturgeon is the worst ever. Stop being such a bitter orange, John.

[Magic]

:D

Beautiful seethe. Almost bordering on sticking up for Bennett.

[Lewis]

Fucking 'smoke withered tits' is the second full-on lol I've had out of Magic today. What an outlet we are for him.

[7om]

Yep, I've read that line back about five times and lolled. Just brilliant.

[Niobium Knight]

Was watching a doc about Lady Ada Lovelace on BBC4, it was presented by this strange looking but utterly intriguing woman:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/27/12/25DED5B200000578-3014452-Dr_Hannah_Fry_above_has_written_a_book_while_on_he r_honeymoon_ab-a-1_1427458506888.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry, a mathematician at UCL. She's got a weird face, a weird shaped body and a weird walk, and probably a horrible minge, but that really doesn't put me off. I've been captured by her.

I wouldn't say no.

[Magic]

Another weird looking ginger minge-r. I followed up my hilarious Randrew jibe with a quick Google Image and found this piece of desperately withered snatch.

https://abbottdiabetescare.co.uk/images/uploads/sarah%20jarvis(2).jpg

[Boydy]

Well done on using the thread correctly.

[Manc]

The only reason I watch German football.

http://www.dwdl.de/images/1382979551.jpg

[Samadini]

http://cdn-4.motorsport.com/static/img/mgl/800000/830000/830000/830500/830564/s8/f1-spanish-gp-2009-lee-mckenzie-bbc.jpg

Shameful because I imagine anyone in Forumla 1, who's not quite big enough to get any woman they want, has probably been through her.

[Giggles]

http://cdn-4.motorsport.com/static/img/mgl/800000/830000/830000/830500/830564/s8/f1-spanish-gp-2009-lee-mckenzie-bbc.jpg

Shameful because I imagine anyone in Forumla 1, who's not quite big enough to get any woman they want, has probably been through her.

I was just about to post her too. She'd be a lovely big soggy comfy ride.

[Magic]

Those cankles. :sick:

Is she fat then or what?

[Disco]

I've always thought she was pretty, but yes, Gerhard Berger probably has a toothbrush and change of clothes stashed in her vagina for convenience sake.

[Disco]

While we're on F1, not particularly shameful either but:

http://i.imgur.com/WSbJQUt.png

[Clunge]

Both of them are A++.

[John]

Another weird looking ginger minge-r. I followed up my hilarious Randrew jibe with a quick Google Image and found this piece of desperately withered snatch.

She looks like James Urbaniak in a wig.

[ItalAussie]

Was watching a doc about Lady Ada Lovelace on BBC4, it was presented by this strange looking but utterly intriguing woman:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/27/12/25DED5B200000578-3014452-Dr_Hannah_Fry_above_has_written_a_book_while_on_he r_honeymoon_ab-a-1_1427458506888.jpg

Dr Hannah Fry, a mathematician at UCL. She's got a weird face, a weird shaped body and a weird walk, and probably a horrible minge, but that really doesn't put me off. I've been captured by her.

I've met her briefly in the past. Seemed like a really nice person.

[Boydy]

Did you bang doe?

[ItalAussie]

I don't even know what that means, let alone how to do it. :D

[John Arne]

You can't work out what that means?

[Boydy]

Did you bang though?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3H42p0NuBI

[Spoonsky]

I was just about to post her too. She'd be a lovely big soggy comfy ride.

Something about the order of those adjectives is seriously disconcerting.

[ItalAussie]

We did not. :D

Also, "doe" to "thought" is something I've never run across before. Wouldn't have picked it.

[John Arne]

'though', not 'thought'.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c4UZgv1Ft4

[John Arne]

Just stumbled on this, too :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRq_zLw_8TQ

[Boydy]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/29/16/2F8B7EF300000578-0-Sana_Khan_24_has_been_found_guilty_of_preparing_ac ts_for_terror_-m-58_1451405173649.jpg

[Pepe]

Need body pics before deciding but I can sense some tickness.

[Boydy]

Can't find any. This is the news story she's from - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3377728/Couple-GUILTY-plotting-suicide-attack-Westfield-shopping-centre-10th-anniversary-7-7-bombings.html

[Mellberg]

Asking Twitter for tips and testing bombs in their back garden. Sounds covert.

[Weaver]

At least she'd definitely be up for some blowing action.

[Magic]

I bet they are gutted they got canned before the release of the Twitter poll feature.

[Spammer]

Woman at work who is rather large. I find her walking around mesmerising, like watching a lava lamp.

[Magic]

Was a girl at the job I was surveying (a charity raising funds by selling furniture) who had a pierced lip and looked like she would only ever want anal.

[Dquincy]

Woman at work who is rather large. I find her walking around mesmerising, like watching a lava lamp.

But would you fuck a lava lamp?

[Spammer]

No. I'm not sure if it's lust as such.

[John Arne]

Megan Kelly. Such a fucking bitch.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBn2wIQWoB8/hqdefault.jpg
http://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/megyn_kelly_oops.jpg

[Chrissy]

There is nothing shameful about that. I'd happily ride her into battle.

[John Arne]

:) It's more her moral compass, than her looks.

[Chrissy]

:) It's more her moral compass, than her looks.

When a man is flaps deep, he rarely consults the map of morality and wonders if unloading his jizz into such a splendid vessel will be ethically corrupt.

[John Arne]

Tell that to Kay Burley's husband.

[Chrissy]

Tell that to Kay Burley's husband.

I stand corrected.

[Raoul Duke]

http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/01/Assises_de_la_médiation_numérique_2015_Axelle_Lema ire_08-640x480.jpg

http://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2016/01/french-government-rejects-crypto-backdoors-as-the-wrong-solution/

Wouldn't mind getting stuck into her backdoors :drool:

(I mainly posted this because I wanted to make a lewd cryptography joke)

[Samadini]

Woman called Sue on a Pointless rerun on Challenge at the moment.

[Giggles]

Sarah Willingham would fucking destroy us all.

[Dquincy]

Heidi Montag. Just once.

[Toby]

You must be so ashamed of that one.

[Dquincy]

More embarrassed, but it's purely physical inquisitiveness.

Would you Toby? Once.

[Toby]

I don't really know who she is but she's a model for Christ's sakes, it's hardly what the thread is intended for.

[Disco]

We need a pop up that just says REMEMBER ALLEGRA MCEVEDY before anyone posts in here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just went back through this thread to find the inevitable rehash of THAT post and was lolling/trying not to burst out laughing so much all the way down the second page that one of the Koreans asked if I was ok.

[five time]

Rebel Wilson.

[SvN]

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/International/140911_dvo_spec_grace2_16x9_992.jpg

I think it's the satisfaction I'd get from throat fucking the cunt.

[Dquincy]

Don't hold back, tell us what you really want to do.

[Dquincy]

Rebel Wilson.
What the fuck?

[simon]

That's the kind of level we're after with this thread, quincy. Fuck off with your models and embrace the 20st women.

[Disco]

Yeah, horror shows only please.

[randomlegend]

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/International/140911_dvo_spec_grace2_16x9_992.jpg

I think it's the satisfaction I'd get from throat fucking the cunt.

She looks like she'd suck your soul out through your cock.

[Raoul Duke]

It looks like the geezer from the painting in Ghostbuster II :uhoh:

[Dquincy]

That's the kind of level we're after with this thread, quincy. Fuck off with your models and embrace the 20st women.

:D Apologies.

[Magic]

I've just Googled Rebel Wilson and I probably would. A nice (ish?) Face goes a long way. She's probably really clean, too. Her particulars would be in order. On that basis, I'm in. I reckon she's a fistee too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A nice face?

She's Matt Lucas with a wig.

[Toby]

Her face is probably less attractive than her body.

[Magic]

What? She's not that bad you mentals. I could neck her.

[Toby]

It might be because I'm unable to separate it from the knowledge that she's annoying as fuck.

But I don't think it is. Google shows that Mahow is far from the first to make the Vicky Pollard comparison.

[Magic]

I've never heard of her before. I wouldn't even be ashamed to be tapping that. Filthy fat bitch. She's probably only in to BBCs.

[randomlegend]

I doubt she'd be unattractive if she was thinner, but she's an absolute fucking ham-planet.

[Giggles]

Her face is gowl, fat or thin.

[Toby]

I've never heard of her before. I wouldn't even be ashamed to be tapping that.

Err. Mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It might be because I'm unable to separate it from the knowledge that she's annoying as fuck.

But I don't think it is. Google shows that Mahow is far from the first to make the Vicky Pollard comparison.
Nope, it's been going around for ages and seemed to go into overdrive when they were room-mates who were constantly being photographed together.

[Magic]

Fuck off to the best babes thread, you freaks.

[Toby]

Fuck off to the best babes thread, you freaks.

I thought you were talking about Vicky Pollard.


Nope, it's been going around for ages and seemed to go into overdrive when they were room-mates who were constantly being photographed together.

u wot m8

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought you were talking about Vicky Pollard.



u wot m8
She moved into Matt Lucas's house a few years ago, why? I haven't got a clue.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34384678/matt-lucas-on-rebel-wilson-moving-out-and-being-the-boss

[Toby]

Well that is almost as bizarre as Magic.

[Pepe]

Throwing names without pics. :nono:

[Bernanke]

She moved into Matt Lucas's house a few years ago, why? I haven't got a clue.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34384678/matt-lucas-on-rebel-wilson-moving-out-and-being-the-boss

This is amazing.

[Magic]

The worst thing to come out of all this is I now have that 'Rebel Rebel' song stuck in my fucking head.

[Toby]

My go to would've been Billy Idol tbh.

[Max Power]

Rebel Wilson.

Great shout.

[Magic]

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/95820001xUSE1-616x440.jpg

[Boydy]

Not in any way shameful

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=julia+holter&biw=1599&bih=824&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjs06jShNzKAhXC0xQKHcRnD8YQ_AUICCgC

[Magic]

Again, it's one of those 'not best babe, but...'.

I wouldn't be ashamed but I know some of the mongs on here would.

[Boydy]

She'd be a 'best babe' in my books. Certainly more so than a lot of the stuff that's posted in there.

[Magic]

What? Really? She's going grey, man.

[Giggles]

Shameful, no. Best babe, no.

Wasn't it Boydy who posted that long faced ginger thing in the Best Babes though?

[Disco]

What? Really? She's going grey, man.

:cry: There are dozens of us!

[Boydy]

Is she? I didn't realise that in the image you posted. She looks better in that google image search I posted.

Still though. She's got that dark kinda Mediterranean look and is a musician so she's all creative and shit. That's wifey material.

[Toby]

Throwing names without pics. :nono:

Pictures without names are worse.

[Baz]

I've been championing it for years in RL, but now she's mid-forties and only getting better. Missy Elliott. :drool:

[Dquincy]

Is an ageing Pamela Anderson 'shameful lustage'? Because i would.

http://thefappening.rocks/albums/_data/i/upload/2015/03/24/20150324094910-3705716c-me.jpg

[mo]

Yes. Yes it is.

[Magic]

Those implants doe. :drool:

[mo]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/78/52/55/7852552b8d5efff9462421ddc98baa7f.jpg

Jane Kaczmarek (mum from Malcolm in the Middle)

[Manc]

Malcolm in the Middle. :drool:

[Spammer]

Jesus :D

That's a good one.

[Giggles]

I haven't seen him since he left the show so couldn't comment.

[Browning]

She was on a recent Big Bang Theory and looked terrible.

[Giggles]

She has a mush like a badgers hole, but Paloma Faith is so think she'd let you do all sorts to her.

[SincereTheRebel]

I heard this song on a car commercial. I have now tracked it down to the video below. The sound is just growing on me. Singing it and everything :face:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rey3m8SWQI

[Pepe]

Mate...

[John Arne]

Nothing shameful about that. Whoever she is.

[Shindig]

She's probably only 14 or something. Or Kosovan.

[Pepe]

Google says she's 20 and Albanian-American.

[Magic]

Katie Piper.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Knowing you, it's her but right after the attack.

[SincereTheRebel]

Get the fuck outta here without images.

[Magic]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6341590.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Katie-Piper.jpg

[SincereTheRebel]

/thread

[Boydy]

FFS Magic, spoiler that.


Hazel Irvine.

[Giggles]

FFS Magic, spoiler that.


Hazel Irvine.

Magic would rip his cock to bits at a video of her having that done.

And yes, Hazel :nodd:

[Pleb]

Suzie Perry.

[niko_cee]

Wrong thread.

[Magic]

http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2015/01/00002a8a9-katie_piper_1.jpg

Here she is after all the surgery.

To be fair, she looks better than some of the absolute hingoots that you see these days that try their best to look GAWJUS.

[Boydy]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article34853619.ece/2e2c1/AUTOCROP/w300-1x5/AL2K29774jpg.jpg

[randomlegend]

Oh wow...

[phonics]

Fucking hell Boydy, you are an absolute deviant.

[Magic]

Jesus Christ that's almost as bad as Natalie Bennett.

[Boydy]

Jesus Christ that's almost as bad as Natalie Bennett.

My posts in here are in the spirit of the thread enough that you don't need to make shit up.

[Magic]

Shame the old board is down otherwise I'd have found a few sexually questionable quotes from you regarding Bennett.

[Dquincy]

Fucking hell, that's Jon Snow.

[Disco]

Shame the old board is down otherwise I'd have found a few sexually questionable quotes from you regarding Bennett.

At least they're only posts, you appear to have married yours.

[Magic]

At least they're only posts, you appear to have married yours.

Obligatory ':D' every time a poster gives me a kicking.

Can't you you fucking cunts just quietly rep and move on?

[Pepe]

Boyd. :D

[Spammer]

Is Serena Williams shameful?

[Boydy]

Nah.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yes, she's a man.

[Spammer]

A hot man 😎

[Boydy]

Mahow:

618401101906345984

[Shindig]

What if she had a webcam, Mahow?

[Magic]

Is Serena Williams shameful?

Is she fuck. Those thighs. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mahow:

618401101906345984
Damn accurate.

Serena is just way too thick for me.

[Baz]

I think Serena Williams is my ultimate woman.

In the Beyoncé Sorry video she is amazing.

https://up689297ed.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/serena-williams.gif

[Giggles]

Is Serena Williams shameful?

Yes, she's a pig.

[Mellberg]

Serena Williams and Baz is probably the most unlikely match in all of human history.

[Lewis]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/napoleondynamite/images/d/d6/LaFawnduh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120117231509

[Shindig]

Serena Williams and Baz is probably the most unlikely match in all of human history.

""Garden Tennis? Do fuck off, love."

[mo]

Tamsin Greig in Friday Night Dinner (specifically)

https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/f/friday_night_dinner_jackie_series2.jpg

[Disco]

I had a thing for Green Wing era Greig. Pards laughed at me. :(

[Shindig]

I thought she was nice in Episodes and Black Books. She's alreet.

[Magic]

Mo Farah's wife.

[Magic]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/5A8B/production/_90797132_capture.jpg

[Baz]

Simone Biles

http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.11028362.1446154427!/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.JPG

[7om]

Racist pig.

[SvN]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/5A8B/production/_90797132_capture.jpg

I was about to ask which one, then I noticed who was posting.

I did laugh out loud when I saw that photo yesterday though.

[Pepe]

Biles shameful. :harold:

Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?

[Magic]

Biles shameful. :harold:

Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?

It's bizarre, didn't he have a thing for Castor Semenya or something too?

[Vim]

Claire Williams

[Magic]

She's not shameful you fat greaseball.

[Baz]

Biles shameful. :harold:

Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?:confused:

From the neck down she's a unit. A masculine unit.

[Magic]

She's got a gammy foot too.

[Baz]

Googled and found this (http://www.wikifeet.com/Simone_Biles).

Why does that exist? :moop:

[Magic]

https://s4.postimg.org/61avx9mi5/lol.png

[Disco]

Claire Williams

I'm with you but I'm not at all ashamed about it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

All gymnasts have gammy feet.

[Ian]

The things Magic has wanked to and he's complaining about feet?

[Boydy]

I'm not sure if he's complaining or counting it as a positive.

[Ian]

You know, you may be right. He was probably adding to Baz's 'praise.'


:confused:

From the neck down she's a unit. A masculine unit.


She's got a gammy foot too.

[7om]

Hazel Irvine has looked alright on the Olympics coverage.

[Shindig]

I'm with you but I'm not at all ashamed about it.

Aye, she's lush. The only way it would be shameful is if Frank was dead against it in such a way that he tried to murder you at every turn.

[Disco]

Just meet her on the first floor every time.

[Magic]

Wouldn't want to meet Simone on the floor.

[Shindig]

There's bound to be lifts.

[Vim]

It's shameful enough for me given she's twice my age. Then again, Aniston's even older and she's incredible.

[Baz]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/717491893832179712/p1smU8hY_400x400.jpg

Estelle Caswell.

[Boydy]

Looks like Mike.

[Magic]

Oh God this makes so much sense.

[John]

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Play around with the hair a bit and that's Mike in those wedding photos.

[Baz]

Because she wears glasses LOL

Mike's rap and hiphop knowledge doesn't come close to Estelle Caswell's. Sadly. :(

[John]

Because she wears glasses LOL

The same response you gave the last time anyone said Mike looked like someone. Have you had to go in and slap any of the kids around yet?

[Baz]

The same response you gave the last time anyone said Mike looked like someone. Have you had to go in and slap any of the kids around yet?Because it's straight up mongery. Sure, if you say he looks like Jarvis Cocker or Liam Lynch it's like 'yeh a bit lol' but when it's Harry Potter, Where's Wally or (:cab:) Estelle Caswell, it's just not true. The only similarity is Mike wears glasses. Okay and has dark brown hair like HP/WW, but he's still nothing like them.

And I don't understand the kids comment.

[Boydy]

Nah, they have a similar gormless look (sorry Mike) and face shape.

[Adamski]

Because it's straight up mongery. Sure, if you say he looks like Jarvis Cocker or Liam Lynch it's like 'yeh a bit lol' but when it's Harry Potter, Where's Wally or (:cab:) Estelle Caswell, it's just not true. The only similarity is Mike wears glasses. Okay and has dark brown hair like HP/WW, but he's still nothing like them.

And I don't understand the kids comment.

When you wear such ridiculous glasses then you look like anyone who does the same. That's how being a dork works.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shots fired.

[Pepe]

Looks like Mike.

:D

[Giggles]

Well someone has a raw nerve.

[Baz]

Is Kate Quilton shameful? Telly suggests not but Google Images (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kate+Quilton&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiZ-bC8657PAhUDPhQKHcBJCmwQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=937) says maybe.

At least she doesn't look like my brother.

[Giggles]

Is Kate Quilton shameful? Telly suggests not but Google Images (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kate+Quilton&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiZ-bC8657PAhUDPhQKHcBJCmwQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=937) says maybe.

At least she doesn't look like my brother.

Not at all shameful. She looks like a right filthbox too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She's fucking amazing.

Food Unwrapped too :cool:

[Mike]

Is Kate Quilton shameful? Telly suggests not but Google Images (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Kate+Quilton&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiZ-bC8657PAhUDPhQKHcBJCmwQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=937) says maybe.

At least she doesn't look like my brother.

I'll take my glasses off and change my hair if it helps

[Shindig]

Mayor of Rome, Virginnia Raggi

http://lightstorage.ecodibergamo.it/mediaon/cms.newecodibergamo/storage/site_media/media/photologue/2016/6/7/photos/cache/a-roma-sfonda-il-m5s-con-virginia-raggitesta-a-testa-a-milano-tra-sala-e-pa_9917a952-2b90-11e6-bd9e-cca7c1bf5fee_998_397_big_story_detail.jpg

Actually, she looks alright.

[Clunge]

Lisa Faulkner's not shameful, amirite? Besides the whole John Torode thing...

Would x9,272,262.