Shameful Lustage

[randomlegend]

That Barclays advert winds me up so much.

Oh and Boydy :nodd:

She's incredibly annoying though.

When she was on 8 out 10 cats does countdown she seemed to be genuinely thick as pick shit as well.

[Pepe]

Boyd and igor. :cool:

[Baz]

Catherine Tate's not shameful.

[SincereTheRebel]

The Round Rebel Wilson

http://www.bravo.de/assets/field/image/rebel-wilson-pitch-perfect.jpg

[Spikey M]

:D

[Offshore Toon]

Dark Soldier

[Raoul Duke]

She looks like Matt Lucas

[-james-]

I was watching the Melodifestivalen final last night and one of the presenters (https://www.google.com/search?q=Sarah+Dawn+Finer&rlz=1C1GGRV_enGB759GB759&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjf77SmyffgAhXBRxUIHUGPAIwQ_AUIDigB&biw=2048&bih=1019) awakened something in me

[mo]

I was watching the Melodifestivalen final last night and one of the presenters (https://www.google.com/search?q=Sarah+Dawn+Finer&rlz=1C1GGRV_enGB759GB759&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjf77SmyffgAhXBRxUIHUGPAIwQ_AUIDigB&biw=2048&bih=1019) awakened something in me

A very good shout. Rebel Wilson on the other hand :/

[Boydy]

Aye, +1 for James', -1 for Rebel.

[Giggles]

Equally shameful.

[Dark Soldier]

Dark Soldier

I despise that lass so it'd be a messy hatefuck.

[bruhnaldo]

Have you always looked like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole


Actually that was a bit harsh and inaccurate. Sorry bruh.

I was gonna say I'm certainly not that tan, sir.

[Boydy]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/04/25/45098407-4e28-43f5-81b1-3c0dbd4ff946_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqZgEkZX3M936N5BQK4Va 8RWtT0gK_6EfZT336f62EI5U.jpeg

[Disco]

If Boyd is being true to form that's the local candidate for the Re-Elect Pol Pot Party.

[Boydy]

You don't know who that is?

[Baz]

Maddies ma, innit?

Shameful enough for being a skinny rat, but add to that being a neglectful parent, secret manslaughterer and a money grabbing sadsack, and you’ve got one majorly unappealing person.

Blue nose too. I’ve just been sick.

[Spikey M]

You would though.

[randomlegend]

I'd only bang her if she let me call her Maddie.

[Ian]

Pfft. A proper deviant would make her call you Maddie.

[Spikey M]

I'd make Gerry call me Daddy.

[The Merse]

Pfft. A proper deviant would make her call you Maddie.

Not sure how to give respect or whatever it was on the old board on here, but baasically :D x 1,000

[The Merse]

I'd make Gerry call me Daddy.

Fuck off Spikey, Welbz donned it, don't try and ride on the coattails like a bruh quality wanker.

[Spikey M]

Alright lad, did Argos not have your knee pads in stock?

[Pleb]

Is Sian Gibson shameful?

[phonics]

If you have to ask, then they don't qualify. But to answer, no she's just old.

[SincereTheRebel]

"The Vixen" Jenny Ryan from The Chase



https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article15835769.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/2_the_chase_2017_18.jpg

[Baz]

:sick:

You can tell Bradley’s got a bit of a thing for her.

[SincereTheRebel]

Me too.

[Spikey M]

You're a dangerous man Sincy.

[niko_cee]

He likes the p-zeros she's carrying.

[SincereTheRebel]

I had sex with big white women once and her pussy slot was long. It went halfway up her stomach. It was mad.

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Shindig]

Woah.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

How where her tyres?

[SincereTheRebel]

Hairy.

[Lewis]

I found this (https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-death-row/) gallery of everybody currently on death row in California today, and is it just me or is this woman pretty foxy given her/the circumstances?

https://i.ibb.co/Hp82LHD/Untitled.png (https://ibb.co/2Y460k7)

[Pepe]

Shiiiiii

[randomlegend]

Looks like a transvestite WWE wrestler.

[Pepe]

Could have at least gone for this one:

https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-death-row/static/img/SnyderX20232-2011.jpg

[Pepe]

Or:

https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-death-row/static/img/Deleon%20G-56028-5.jpg

:baz:

[Pepe]

https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-death-row/static/img/Hann%20AS7347-2018.jpg

:D

[P_3]

Fucking state of that. :harold:

[phonics]

Could have at least gone for this one:

Sounds like you'd have a goood time before getting your throat slit too.

Snyder and Michael Thornton preyed on teen girls they abducted. They fed drugs to, sexually assaulted, tortured and killed a 16-year-old girl they kidnapped in Las Vegas. Snyder also admitted to killing a 15-year-old girl who had been missing for five years

[Lewis]

It really is a gallery of absolute spastics for the most part, and it makes you wonder why they stopped offing them.

[Spoonsky]

What led you to be browsing that in the first place?

[Ian]

Looking for babes.

[Lewis]

There was a BBC story about Texas doing some twat in, and that had old links to stories about California wavering on it, and then you end up there. It's all go you see so you need the odd bit of break time to browse the internet.

[bruhnaldo]

There's a website where inmates ask for like pen pals and there's some stunning little criminals on there :drool:

[Boydy]

Rees-Mogg's sister.

https://www.expressandstar.com/resizer/OBH33GKqTDE2OT2ieOgRdlL1TeE=/1000x0/filters:quality(100)/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-expressandstar-mna.s3.amazonaws.com/public/KYTHP73OHBFIPP5ISJE5CEF5WE.jpg

[Spikey M]

Oxbridge really did a number on you.

[randomlegend]

Boyd is incredible in this thread.

[Disco]

He's at it again with his right wing totty, wasn't the last one an actual nazi? Progress of a sort I suppose.

[Boydy]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/024/574/Screen_Shot_2017-11-06_at_12.41.31_PM.jpg

[randomlegend]

Blimey, black and male is outside your usual sphere of preference.

[Pepe]

Boyd was in Team Tick Tings, wasn't he? Hope he still is, but since he went corporate I wouldn't be surprised if he prefers skinny blondes now.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/fHlOgCM_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[igor_balis]

Oh goodness yes
Boydy

[Boydy]

Oh goodness yes
Boydy
Of course you'd agree. :D

She reminds of someone from tv but I'm not sure who.

[phonics]

I know exactly who you're talking about but also can't quite place her.

edit:

Was it?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ecff521a388c47f93743cf93ac2576b/tumblr_n4y847zvRB1taq4zmo1_500.png

There's someone else though.

[Boydy]

Nah, not her.

[randomlegend]

Yeah there's definitely someone. I was thinking Pippi Longstocking but it's not.

[phonics]

Oh yes, she's American and was a teacher in something, does quite a bit of comedy. I can literally see her face but not picture where from.

[igor_balis]

She looks like she could be on one of them moody scandi dramas.

[Lewis]

Does he mean Joan Cusack?

[Boydy]

Oh yes, she's American and was a teacher in something, does quite a bit of comedy. I can literally see her face but not picture where from.

Weird as I also thought teacher but I was thinking British and spent a while looking through the cast of Teachers. It wasn't anyone in it though.

[Boydy]

She looks like she could be on one of them moody scandi dramas.

She does look a bit like the main character from the original Danish version of The Killing but I don't think that's who I was thinking of.

[Baz]

https://compote.slate.com/images/bb11b50b-3fb9-4ea0-881e-dc31cb38595b.jpeg?width=780&height=520&rect=3810x2540&offset=190x0

[randomlegend]

Christ.

[SincereTheRebel]

E
b
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c

[SvN]

Katie Wix from Taskmaster :o

https://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/kw_katy_wix.jpg

[Lewis]

Unless she's an absolute unit what is wrong with her?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wix isn't amazing but she's not shameful either.

[SvN]

I probably used the best ever photo of her

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/512813/512813_v9_ba.jpg

[SincereTheRebel]

Possible STI on her bottom lip.

Would naan :drool:

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Have we had a properly shameful Jo Swinson in here?

Worth a tit wank at least.

[randomlegend]

She doesn't look too bad in some of the pictures; then there's the standard wikipedia crime fit horror show:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Official_portrait_of_Jo_Swinson_crop_2.jpg/800px-Official_portrait_of_Jo_Swinson_crop_2.jpg

YIKES

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

There's plenty worse than that of her.

A big pair of tits always helps though.

[Shindig]

She looks ... passable when she isn't smiling.

[Spikey M]

Or talking

[Shindig]

Aye. Basically, any situation where her teeth aren't visible.

[Boydy]

I would and I fucking hate the Lib Dems.

[Giggles]

Mary Black.

[Baz]

Mary Black.

https://evoke.ie/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Mary-Black-VIP-696x503.jpg

https://media.central.ie/media/images/m/MaryBlack2_large.jpg

(for sincere)

[Giggles]

I’d say she’d hop you into the middle of next week.

[SincereTheRebel]

It should be an auto-ban if you don't provide the image of your lust

[Lofty]

Kate Garroway can't be shameful, can she?

[Spikey M]

No.

[Adam]

She doesn't look too bad in some of the pictures; then there's the standard wikipedia crime fit horror show:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Official_portrait_of_Jo_Swinson_crop_2.jpg/800px-Official_portrait_of_Jo_Swinson_crop_2.jpg

YIKES

Jo the jaw.

[SincereTheRebel]

and all her scariness.



Billie Eilish

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMLrIpMUUAAJcK6.jpg:large

[Spikey M]

That's shameful alright. :sick:

[John]

I'd have my doubts that she's even of age.

[-james-]

She's one for the future. She's too weird/annoying teenager at the moment but the PA is there and this is probably the nonciest thing I've ever typed. She is 18 fwiw.

[Ian]

"One for the future." :D

Jesus Christ, man.

[-james-]

I shouldn't be allowed in this thread.

[John]

I just checked and she turned eighteen on Wednesday. No time wasted from James. :D

[-james-]

I mean I'm not the one lusting here.

[Ian]

I was trying to find a picture of The Sun doing their countdown to Charlotte Church's birthday and found this:

https://teachingwithmace.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/samantha-fox1.jpeg

[SvN]

Pretty sure they did something similar for Linsey Dawn McKenzie

[SincereTheRebel]

She's one for the future. She's too weird/annoying teenager at the moment but the PA is there and this is probably the nonciest thing I've ever typed. She is 18 fwiw.

Ive only just found out about her face after shazaming 'everything i wanted'

[John]

I'm sure at least one of the papers was palpably excited when Emma Watson turned sixteen too.

[randomlegend]

I unironically like Billie Eilish's music.

[Offshore Toon]

Billie Eilish does look good. I'd say that's a bad picture of her.

[SincereTheRebel]

https://compote.slate.com/images/bb11b50b-3fb9-4ea0-881e-dc31cb38595b.jpeg?width=780&height=520&rect=3810x2540&offset=190x0

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh9993F8167Re87ufA

[Pepe]

Don.

[Spikey M]

:sick:

[Lofty]

Baz needs to look up the filmography of Simone Richards if that's his style.

[SincereTheRebel]

Home secretary, whatever that is, Priti Patel



https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/22/00/3907D21500000578-4144230-image-a-1_1485045448073.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/20/01/415CADE600000578-4619890-image-a-48_1497917474362.jpg

https://wbp.managemyaccountonline.net/res/org0011/nd5e93a5d0a614f1.jpg

[Lewis]

It was the Government of all the Talent until the re-shuffle did for Esther McVey and Theresa Villiers.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

You can fuck off with that in here, nothing shameful about her. Grade A MILF.

[Giggles]

Donkey punch material.

[Baz]

I mean, her name’s pretty for a start.

[Boydy]

It was the Government of all the Talent until the re-shuffle did for Esther McVey and Theresa Villiers.
You say this now but didn't back me up when I posted Villiers in here before?

:nono:

[SincereTheRebel]

She looked alot worse on the video I saw on the BBC. Those images are her best side

[Lewis]

You say this now but didn't back me up when I posted Villiers in here before?

:nono:

I look away when I see your name in here.

[Ian]

She's a dreadful human being if this thread concerns itself with that sort of shamefulness.

Otherwise no, not shameful.

[Lofty]

She has a gaping void where her soul should be so unfortunately that is a big tick for my thing about bitchy women despite my opposing politics. Reckon I could piledrive the smirk off her face given 24 hours mind.

[Vercetti]

I met her once. She's fucking tiny.

[Shindig]

I believe the term is tight. :dc:

[Lofty]

I met her once. She's fucking tiny.

Ideal porno build.

[Kikó]

That midriff is abysmal.

[Manc]

Susie Dent.

[Bernanke]

How the hell is that shameful.

[Ian]

Not shameful.

[Disco]

Also no fucking picture. Banned.

[Ian]

What with that and his repeated Avatar thread gaffes he's on thin ice here, really.

[Dquincy]

Can i add Victoria Silvstedt in here on the basis she is 45 years old?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/07/29/13/31327070-8572143-image-a-15_1596024365715.jpg

[Luca]

How the hell is that shameful.
^^ Repeating this.

[Dquincy]

Thought that might have been the case. Apologies.

[Pepe]

Can i add Victoria Silvstedt in here on the basis she is 45 years old?

Obviously not.

[Ian]

Anybody who looks at that and goes "Nah bit old" may as well lop it off.

[Dquincy]

How about this Cbeebies presenter?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cbeebies/images/0/02/Evie-Pickerill-Feet-3984394.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190724214418

[Lewis]

I meant to bump this for Ghislaine Maxwell. You have to be a good sort to pull short hair off, and them court drawings don't do her justice.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This thread is largely "Woman 100x hotter than me but older = must be shameful".

Victoria Silvesdt being mentioned, fucking hell.

[Dquincy]

This thread is largely "Woman 100x hotter than me but older = must be shameful".

Victoria Silvesdt being mentioned, fucking hell.
I'm just trying to figure out the parameters here, ok.

[Luca]

How about this Cbeebies presenter?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cbeebies/images/0/02/Evie-Pickerill-Feet-3984394.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190724214418

Yeah I’ll allow this one.

[Ian]

I'm just trying to figure out the parameters here, ok.

https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?236-Shameful-Lustage&p=12107&viewfull=1#post12107

That's the one to beat.

[Raoul Duke]

The munter that James posted set the bar for all time

[SincereTheRebel]

That's a top 5 TTH moment for sure.

[SincereTheRebel]

Typing her name in youtube and you are met with a chef, with a heavy tongue who is built like a bag of ice smashed against a tree.

[Ian]

Typing her name in youtube and you are met with a chef, with a heavy tongue who is built like a bag of ice smashed against a tree.

That's an incredible description. :D

[Raoul Duke]

Fucking hell. Shakespearean :D

[Lofty]

Brutal :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's your greatest ever post, Sincy.

[Offshore Toon]

Sincere. :D

[Dquincy]

https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?236-Shameful-Lustage&p=12107&viewfull=1#post12107

That's the one to beat.

:D Fuck me that's impressive.

[Spoonsky]

I came here to post that she looks like Erling Haaland in a wig, but I think Sincere's cornered that market (and possibly the English language) for all time.

[mugbull]

I could tell by the pic of that 45 year old blonde on the boat that her face is atrocious, and the Goog did not disappoint

https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/73201/73201_v9_bb.jpg

Deffo belongs

[Baz]

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3916912.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/Ursula-Lady-Gaga.jpg

[randomlegend]

:lol:

[Mike]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Family movie night has taken a nasty twist.

[Dquincy]

I could tell by the pic of that 45 year old blonde on the boat that her face is atrocious, and the Goog did not disappoint

https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/73201/73201_v9_bb.jpg

Deffo belongs
Still 100% would.

[SincereTheRebel]

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3916912.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/Ursula-Lady-Gaga.jpg

Get yourself checked out lad.

[Spikey M]

Atleast it's not a child.

[Disco]

Baz certainly has a type.

[John Arne]

Not incredibly shameful, but the bint from Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham

https://gyazo.com/df83c0ecc4565e85dedfaf6610da1ebe.jpeg

[Ian]

I think watching Ted Lasso might be the more shameful part of that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ted Lasso looks like one of the shittest things produced in a long while from the adverts.

[SincereTheRebel]

Ive seen worse in here.

[John Arne]

It's less shit than I imagined. Not great, but not completely fucking awful. I'm also watching it whilst playing Far Cry 5, so that helps.

[Lofty]

She's some dodgy eye makeup away from being on par with the average porn milf.

[Don]

Yeah, not sure what is shameful about, you bunch of utter virgins.

[Baz]

Went from a fat cartoon octopus to an attractive milf.

[Spikey M]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/45088997/big-breast-and-thighs-310-would-not-fuck.jpg

90% of this thread is just this these days.

We need Boyd and James to bring the gold.

[Baz]

A Mahow and Lofty hybrid.

[SincereTheRebel]

The images should feel creepy when you look at them.

[bruhnaldo]

So AEW got this referee Aubrey Edwards and she real fit body wise but I swear her face man sometimes I'm like AYO WTF GOING ON WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT but other times i'm like AIGHT you know.

I think it's because I'm really into like... powerful, take no shit type of broads and she's literally the referee yelling at these brolic pro wrestlers to mind their fuckin manners .

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7XDBdWUYAAYt0q.jpg

she apparently was a bit of a meme at one point before this

https://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif

so she makes some ugly faces, friends.

but i want her so bad bro idk

https://prowrestlingnewshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/EM6mlhgU4AAICSB.jpeg

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

She looks like she's Hilary Swank's substantially less attractive sister in that first one.

[randomlegend]

I bet she's an annoying cunt

[Lewis]

I thought that first one was one of those lol creepy fan pictures where the women look distressed. Might as well be I suppose.

[Dquincy]

I'd rather shag the old man.

[Ian]

Earl Hebner is definitely shameful.

[Giggles]

The ma from the young offenders.

[Ian]

Pics or gtfo.

[randomlegend]

Pics or gtfo.

https://img.rasset.ie/0012fb18-614.jpg?ratio=1.78
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1056xn/p05wt0yn.jpg

[Boydy]

Not even shameful imo.

[Ian]

When was the last time anybody posted anything properly shameful in here?

Assuming (perhaps optimistically) Baz doesn't actually want to bonk the octopus.

[Don]

Stick some lipstick and mascara on that and we've got a 7/10 in the right attire. Look at that glint in the eye in that second pic, that's the look of a woman who could devour lesser men in a night :drool:

[Giggles]

She's shapey enough but she's dodgy as fuck around the mush.

And yeah, she does look like she'd ride you into the middle of next week.

[Dquincy]

Not even shameful imo.

Nah, that's shameful.

[Dquincy]

When was the last time anybody posted anything properly shameful in here?

Assuming (perhaps optimistically) Baz doesn't actually want to bonk the octopus.

I think the odd mental suggestion in this thread has skewed the expectations of some.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The mental suggestions are what the thread is about.

[Dquincy]

Then I'll leave.

[Ian]

The non-mental ones are just normal people who even if you don't fancy them yourself aren't really shameful.

[SincereTheRebel]

Definitely shameful. I don't see any type of attraction at all.

[Boydy]

She looks better in the programme than she does in those two stills.

[SincereTheRebel]

Also, Giggles can go fuck himself. Not including pictures the cunt

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also, Giggles can go fuck himself. Not including pictures the cunt

It should be a bannable offence.

[Mike]

We need software that allows a banning just from a thread. Post without pictures, banned from the thread.

[Giggles]

I had a picture ready to go and then thought of Sincere.

[Spikey M]

I can't do imagination wanks anymore.

[Dquincy]

Yeah, me neither. What's up with that.

[Giggles]

You would the biggun. She has that look of hate.


1317557327336251395

[Don]

Bruh :sick:

That is some rack on the presenter though.

[Bernanke]

The viking lady off of Last Kingdom.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/750x445/1288475.jpg


Not shameful

[Raoul Duke]

The viking lady off of Last Kingdom.

You reminded me of The Skade, who is a bit shifty in the show but banging (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6406427/mediaviewer/rm3186718208) in real life :drool:

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Bruh :sick:

That is some rack on the presenter though.

:nod:

[Spammer]

https://images.app.goo.gl/TgLzgMTy1Z4fyAAE7

Old hen from Peaky Blinders

[Spikey M]

Well the thread is back on track with that anyway. :sick:

[Don]

Is it fuck :drool:

[Spikey M]

Animals.

Is that an insult or a submission? You decide.

[Kikó]

Is Kamala Harris shameful?

[Baz]

Dunno but posting a name without a pic is.

[Shindig]

https://www.chicagotribune.com/resizer/kbJkY4vAPEeQs8eHSrmr6EHFOqc=/1200x0/center/top/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/tronc/VNLHWPMCHZBJXP6EMCXHZQLEMY.jpg

It's the version of The Bodyguard I never knew I wanted.

[Ian]

Which one are you lusting after, here?

[Shindig]

The smashing blue background.

[mo]

https://www.speakerbookingagency.com/image/optimize/c3RvcmFnZS9jZWxlYnJpdGllcy8xNTQ3NTE1NDkwX2RyLWppbG wtYmlkZW4uanBn/267x367

[Baz]

So AEW got this referee Aubrey Edwards and she real fit body wise but I swear her face man sometimes I'm like AYO WTF GOING ON WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT but other times i'm like AIGHT you know.

I think it's because I'm really into like... powerful, take no shit type of broads and she's literally the referee yelling at these brolic pro wrestlers to mind their fuckin manners .

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7XDBdWUYAAYt0q.jpg

she apparently was a bit of a meme at one point before this

https://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif

so she makes some ugly faces, friends.

but i want her so bad bro idk

https://prowrestlingnewshub.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/EM6mlhgU4AAICSB.jpegI’m all about this at the moment.

Did you see her on the games announcement video (https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=emb_title&v=-I-whVtW50E)? :nod:

[Boydy]

She's been posted in here before and I don't think she's particularly shameful (other than because she's pretty evil) but I'd let Priti Patel bully me. :drool:


Images because someone like Pepe who doesn't know who she is will moan:

https://s3-eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/photos.thearticle.com/app/production/articles/1049/cover_desktop_home-secretary-priti-patel-a-profile.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Official_portrait_of_Rt_Hon_Priti_Patel_MP_crop_2. jpg

[Shindig]

I'd take her to meet my racist parents.

[Giggles]

Didn’t realise she was as hefty.

[Boydy]

She thicc

[Baz]

Priti by name.
Filthy by nature. :nod:

[Don]

I think I may have seen stock footage of this same outfit the other day...

https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/03/17/12/osbtm.jpg

Had to think for about 20 long seconds what her name was as every thought was automatically overidden by 'Margaret Thatcher'.

[Dquincy]

Priti big.

[Lofty]

Patel is one of those women who manages to carry some weight whilst her face escapes most sign of it. I bet she has the ripoff tits too, where a bigger girl takes her bra off and what looked like quite a big rack isn't.

I'd still fish hook her into next century.

[Dquincy]

https://www.irishnews.com/picturesarchive/irishnews/irishnews/2020/02/18/135927999-530ae5b3-de5e-4131-a3fb-2a45c0d02776.jpg

Lucy Beaumont (the one on the right).

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I really don't think you understand this thread.

[Dquincy]

Sorry. :(

[Shindig]

I assume the shame is she settled for John Richardson.

[Manc]

The accent is where the shame lies.

[Dquincy]

Manc is spot on. Watched her on QI tonight and she looked delicious, but what came out of her mouth was upsetting.

[Ian]

Yeah, Manc has it. Her accent is a hate crime.

[Giggles]

Not a big pile wrong with her but yeah she sounds a bit like Mavis from Coronation St.

[Shindig]

Okay, that accent is horrific. Her whole on stage persona's a bit iffy as well. "Guys, I'm northern! LOOK HOW NORTHERN I AM. I'M WEARING A HANDBAG ON STAGE. AND A HOODY!"

[mo]

Isn't that every Northerner's shtick?

[Lewis]

Her accent is pretty atrocious, like the Hull equivalent of this lad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_O5YHX4urE). Unfortunately, in recent years there has been a campaign to make out that everybody sounds like that as part of some weird drive to bolster local identity around trawler disasters.

[randomlegend]

Her accent doesn't bother me.

I've had this same argument:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMbLCwGpQGo

about correcting the girl's pronunciation though, and made the exact same point he did. Not sure what that says about me.

[Offshore Toon]

She looks fine in that image, but having watched a video of her stand-up I agree that it's shameful.

[-james-]

It's a bit weird how she tags along to whatever talk/panel show he happens to be on. They were both on Jonathan Ross a few weeks ago and it was abysmal.

[Offshore Toon]

I can't watch anything like that anymore. The worst is The Last Leg by far.

[-james-]

That's just Josh Widdicombe. I would quite like to listen to Quickly, Kevin, but his stupid fucking laugh makes it impossible.

[SvN]

Quickly Kevin is ace. I don't really mind him, though.

[Bob Sacamano]

https://alchetron.com/cdn/nikki-fox-9ab0f4a7-dec9-44c4-ad2d-002332e4f0e-resize-750.jpeg

[igor_balis]

jon richardson is jack dee's shit regen and jack dee is enough of a wanker as it is

[Shindig]

Isn't that every Northerner's shtick?

I've never seen Ross Noble, Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves do a routine on chips with gravy. Sarah Millican probably has one that involves her vag, mind.

[Spammer]

Goth history lady on telly

https://images.app.goo.gl/mSwMZ5ccYXRRtyAm8

https://images.app.goo.gl/mSwMZ5ccYXRRtyAm8

[Lofty]

Struggle to grab a picture when phone posting but Carol Vorderman's latest tv appearance suggests she is trying to push herself into the shameful lustage category through her apparent plastic surgery addiction.

[Kikó]

See also, Dolly Parton.

[Lofty]

Dolly and Cher both have the 'don't look bad for their age' thing given by what I presume is superior yank plastic surgery but their hands tell the truth (which is why they always hide them).

[SincereTheRebel]

You cant get surgery on your hands?

[Kikó]

It's mostly veins.

[Baz]

Ellie from Eastenders, apparently.

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/PRI_174773072.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C360

She’s currently on Saturday kitchen dressed like she’s en route to one of Hammer’s clubs.




Although Eastenders queen is still Denise.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/eastenders/images/3/3f/Denise_Fox_Promo_2017.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170418154218

[Lewis]

Denise hasn't aged in fifteen years, and the character has had a pretty stressful life, so she either looked rough in her thirties or has cracked the ageing process.

[Spikey M]

Black women in general seem to stop ageing at 30. Gabrielle was on the TV the other day and she hasn’t changed since the 90's.

[Lewis]

People seem to age a lot better these days as long as they don't let it slide. I had the old family pictures out the other day, and all the grandparents looked like right old bastards in their forties/fifties, to the point where they they seem to have barely aged since.

[Shindig]

If we're living longer, we probably don't age as badly.

[SvN]

People seem to age a lot better these days as long as they don't let it slide. I had the old family pictures out the other day, and all the grandparents looked like right old bastards in their forties/fifties, to the point where they they seem to have barely aged since.

My grandparents looked 70 for about 30 years. I did the maths and they were in their early 50s when I first remembered them, yet they were already sporting their grandparent uniforms (headscarf, blouse and pleated skirt for nan, v-neck jumper, shirt and olive trousers for granddad).

[Baz]

TV chef, Anna Haugh (https://www.instagram.com/haughser/?hl=en).

http://irishbeef.co.uk/public/uploads/2018/07/Anna-Kelly-London-House-19-800x416.jpg