Carly Is A Cunt

[Waffdon]

Hi x

https://i.imgur.com/hINBkU5.jpg

We hate Carly and Smiffy the Welsh cunt

PS: Random Legend is a faggot :)

[Pepe]

Fuck. :drool:

[Giggles]

Who's Carly?

[Magic]

Holy shirt.

[Pepe]

We need some details.

[Lewis]

Alan Shearer The 2nd has aged. Christ.

[Giggles]

Is one of them Magic (and another presumably waffelz)?

[Magic]

RIP boy.

[Waffdon]

Is one of them Magic (and another presumably waffelz)?

Plenty praise for you, Sir.

MJ wouldn’t let me buy him a drink or his taxi! ‘Carly’ is a random name as I forgot his wife’s name - probs for the better.

Great guy. RL is still a weirdo

[Magic]

I was with my fucking dad.

[Pepe]

Waffelz looks older than you too.

[randomlegend]

Randomlegend is all one word thanks.

[randomlegend]

Is waff drinking a bottle of wine? :D

[phonics]

Waffelz looks older than you too.

Agreed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Stunning.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is waff drinking a bottle of wine? :D

He's a classy guy since getting with the milf.

[Giggles]

It's not even Bucky either.

[Magic]

Nearly crumble a Iti cunt Waff you could hand helped my dad held me back is this the point of no return

[Pepe]

:D

[Waffdon]

Wine is magnificent

[Waffdon]

I love this board. Andrew is a great guy. I’ve had 4 bottles of red wine and definitely sober

[Magic]

Fucking nearly smashed that little Italian cunt eh wearing a trespass body warmer bury the cunt

[Magic]

Yeah fuck my life.

[Lewis]

Was this planned then or just an amazing coincidence?

[Magic]

Amazing coincidence.

[Lewis]

Bet the old man has never been so ashamed.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Magic and his dad look lovely, and Shane looks like a dangerous motherfucker.

[Pleb]

2018 has peaked.

[Baz]

Haha this is quality.

[Dark Soldier]

Jaw looks decent now glad the surgery went well MJ

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Magic, are you going to go out with Waff on the regular now?

[Waffdon]

I walked into the pub looking for someone and he started to phone when I left. Was only for about 20 mins.

Incredibly good looking lad

[Waffdon]

Magic and his dad look lovely, and Shane looks like a dangerous motherfucker.


Name dropping are we?

[igor_balis]

Outstanding.

[Spikey M]

Avin a piss up, lol.

[-james-]

:drool:

[Foe]

Is waff drinking a bottle of wine? :D

Noticed that too. Some guy. :D

[Kikó]

Was this planned then or just an amazing coincidence?

Looks like an informal pint to me.

[Baz]

Did you discuss any other posters?

[randomlegend]

I was fully expecting to wake up to the news of one or both of their deaths tbh.

[Waffdon]

He went home not long after the initial post and I was not long after. Wine hangovers are brutal.

[-james-]

What did you say to his dad?

[Waffdon]

Not sure. Shook his hand and they both turned down me buying them a drink and taxi lol

[Magic]

My dad effectively dragged me away. De Niros is a hole.

[Magic]

Did you discuss any other posters?

We discussed RL and Smiffy mostly. Waff seems to have developed a strange love for John.

I thought I recognised him in the other pub but I was wary about going over to a complete stranger and saying 'Waffles'.

[Waffdon]

My dad effectively dragged me away. De Niros is a hole.

No idea why we were there. For the wine I guess. It’s good in the summer as the beer garden is spot on.

[-james-]

Why would you buy them a taxi?

[Bam]

Yeah, seems a bit expensive.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Name dropping are we?

I was pissed and I couldn't remember your username.

[Lewis]

Your drunk posting leaves a lot to be desired.

[Magic]

Why would you buy them a taxi?

I know, my dad's house is like 50m from where we were.

[Waffdon]

I was cunted. I piss money up the wall and try pay for everything lulz.

[randomlegend]

We discussed RL and Smiffy mostly. Waff seems to have developed a strange love for John.

I thought I recognised him in the other pub but I was wary about going over to a complete stranger and saying 'Waffles'.

I sent you a nice PM the other day, imagine slagging me off in a pub :(

Edit: lol whoops turns out I forgot

[Bam]

I was cunted. I piss money up the wall and try pay for everything lulz.

That's not very Scottish.

[Magic]

He couldn't remember your full username.

[Lewis]

When I met Amigo and Floyd we tried to avoid talking about this place, and then when that loser 'Jord' bowled in literally the first thing out of his mouth was 'I should've warn my banana suit for Penaldo! :D' I think his drift away started that day.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Your drunk posting leaves a lot to be desired.

I am a pleasant, happy drunk. Should probably drink more to be honest.

[Shindig]

Same. Well, not really. I'm lucid but my body cannot process the aftermath. It hangs around like a family member nobody likes but you can't cut them off because you promised your dad you'd look after them. And then they leave and you wonder what the fucking point was to any of it.

Err... chin up, Andrew.

[Waffdon]

What

[Shindig]

The Whisky's hit. I'm now into post-rock and expressing my opinions on the internet.

[The Merse]

My dad effectively dragged me away. De Niros is a hole.

I've have thought De Niro's positively upmarket for the likes of you and Waff.

[Smjffy]

Glad I could be if service although I would question how bored you have to be to discuss someone you don't know, who wasn't there and who you've never met.

Internet friends. Aw.

[Pepe]

Seething.

[Bam]

I'm sure Smiffy searches his own username on here.

[Smjffy]

I do.

[Baz]

I do.Do a WDYTOE.

[Smjffy]

I might just for the kind words tbh.

[Waffdon]

Glad I could be if service although I would question how bored you have to be to discuss someone you don't know, who wasn't there and who you've never met.

Internet friends. Aw.

I only called you a creepy nonce and that was it. Wouldn’t worry about it.

[Magic]

Yessss I was right about the cunt in laws being happy I'm no longer in the picture. I am so fucking glad and this only serves to increase that. :drool:

[Giggles]

They always seemed like absolute bastards.

[Mazuuurk]

Do tell, Magic?

Or is Smiffy just in fact your ex's da?

[bruhnaldo]

Hold on the one in the middle is Magic? Imagine being that fucking handsome I surely cannot.

[Waffdon]

You calling me ugly, faggot

[phonics]

You look about 40.

[Waffdon]

That was a very rough night.

https://i.imgur.com/XpfOnze.jpg

That was a few days after - Rate me x

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A generous 4.

[Giggles]

I hope you've a good personality.

[Waffdon]

4.5/10.

[Magic]

Hold on the one in the middle is Magic? Imagine being that fucking handsome I surely cannot.

What one did you think I was?

[Giggles]

The left.

[bruhnaldo]

You calling me ugly, faggot

Such naughty words from the Aldi Sam Smith smh.


What one did you think I was?

It hardly says "Magic and I are out on the town" I had to get the context clues just to figure out what the fuck was going on :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Aldi Sam Smith is probably the best thing you've said.

[Spikey M]

It is. And he's right.

[Waffdon]

I get that a lot, tbf.

[bruhnaldo]

You're still handsome tho don't take it personal I'd just never seen Magic before that I can recall.

[Magic]

This is creepy.

[Giggles]

At least you know there's a guaranteed shag if you're ever stuck now MJ.

[bruhnaldo]

Can't even tell your e-quaintances they're handsome without being labeled a sicko freak show, unreal.

[Manc]

Predator.

[Magic]

Trying to take advantage.

[Smjffy]

When the groomer becomes groomed....

[Boydy]

Such naughty words from the Aldi Sam Smith smh.


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