Wdytoe 2018

[Pen]

I get neither because I’m not soft.

[Giggles]

I was diagnosed with migraines about 3 years ago but I still don't think I get them. Consultants do fuck all.

[randomlegend]

I've had plenty. I just take a couple of paracetamol and carry on, like a man. Or sometimes I don't even do that, and just carry on regardless.

They're different from headaches cos there's no reason (having a cold, being hungover, etc.) for them, so they're migraines right?

No. There are different types of primary (as in they don't have another reason) headaches. Tension headaches are the common type.

Migraines are a different type with specific features. Classically they have an 'aura' which precedes them and includes symptoms like visual disturbances and even stroke-like hemiparesis. Only about a third of people with migraines actually get an aura though. The actual headaches are almost always unilateral, commonly focussed around the eye. They are severe, throbbing in nature and often associated with nausea and vomiting. They also cause photophobia (aversion to light) and phonophobia (aversion to sound) in a lot of sufferers. The headaches typically last between a few and 72 hours and are often debilitating, requiring the sufferer to lie in a darkened, quiet room until they pass. Sleep terminates them for a lot of people. Many sufferers also have a post-dromal phase where they have poor concentration and a sense of feeling slow and detached. It's like there's an extra layer everything has to go through to get to you compared to usual. That typically lasts 12-24 hours and is shit.

The other common(ish) type are cluster headaches. Also known as suicide headaches as sufferers have been known to kill themselves. They come in clusters as the name suggests and invidual headaches usually last about ten minutes I think (I don't know as much about them as migraines). The clusters last days to a week or two and then remit for a while. They are extremely severe, also usually unilateral and often accompanied by sympathetic symptoms like eye-watering and nasal congestion on the affected side.

[randomlegend]

I was diagnosed with migraines about 3 years ago but I still don't think I get them. Consultants do fuck all.

Consultant neurologists do fuck all in my experience. You have to find someone with a special interest in headaches to get anywhere.

I've been seen at the National Migraine Centre by someone trained as a GP and by an ex-orthopedic surgeon who ran a headache and facial pain clinic who were both excellent.

If you don't think you get them anyway then I guess not much interest to you but anyway.

[Spikey M]

I was diagnosed with migraines about 3 years ago but I still don't think I get them. Consultants do fuck all.

That's because you're a man Giggs.

[Giggles]

Consultant neurologists do fuck all in my experience. You have to find someone with a special interest in headaches to get anywhere.

I've been seen at the National Migraine Centre by someone trained as a GP and by an ex-orthopedic surgeon who ran a headache and facial pain clinic who were both excellent.

If you don't think you get them anyway then I guess not much interest to you but anyway.

The only think I get that may be something like it is the days I have a severe headache with pressure behind the eyes and I feel like I've been beaten up/have flu all over.

But my most common one was always a pain back from my right temple that makes my eye water also. Whenever I get that I have a little hard lump right where the back of my jaw meets my neck below by ear and have found focusing pressure there eases it. I've also got weeks of relief (as I normally have that 20 or so days a month) by getting dry needling done on the area. When I'm pain free there's no hard lump. The consultant neurologist never even got out of the chair to check when I mentioned it but that ain't a migraine.

[randomlegend]

The headache and facial pain guy would LOVE to see you. That's about as up his street as it gets.

[Baz]

I've been seen at the National Migraine Centre.:lol:

[mo]

Migraines are a different type with specific features. Classically they have an 'aura' which precedes them and includes symptoms like visual disturbances and even stroke-like hemiparesis. Only about a third of people with migraines actually get an aura though. The actual headaches are almost always unilateral, commonly focussed around the eye. They are severe, throbbing in nature and often associated with nausea and vomiting. They also cause photophobia (aversion to light) and phonophobia (aversion to sound) in a lot of sufferers. The headaches typically last between a few and 72 hours and are often debilitating, requiring the sufferer to lie in a darkened, quiet room until they pass. Sleep terminates them for a lot of people. Many sufferers also have a post-dromal phase where they have poor concentration and a sense of feeling slow and detached. It's like there's an extra layer everything has to go through to get to you compared to usual. That typically lasts 12-24 hours and is shit.


In 2012 I got a bang to the head, and ever since I've gotten migraines 3/4 times a year - what you describe above is bang on my experience, apart from sensitivity to sound. I've been to hospital twice with them when they've been particularly bad. The last one was early December last year, kept me off work for two days and I wasn't right for at least a week after. That was the worst one I think I've had.

Nasty shit.

[randomlegend]

:lol:

?

I'll take a bit of 'soft lad' ribbing in good nature, but lolling at the fact I have a genuinely debilitating neurological disorder is just being a cunt.

[Giggles]

The headache and facial pain guy would LOVE to see you. That's about as up his street as it gets.

Also only happens when I'm sitting still (at desk, home, driving) and never when I'm actively working so it has to be a muscle spasm type thing. My old GP in the UK, when it first happened, went straight to that spot from what I was describing and did loads of work on it and I was clear for two years. I can't even get my GP or consultant now to acknowledge what I'm saying and they just prescribe me pills.

The first one that I described above is a bit of a weird one though, no idea what it is. It's like having real bad sinus and a flu but it could go in a day and happens about 4 times a month.

That said, I'd probably help both if I drank more than one glass of water a fortnight.

[Boydy]

The only think I get that may be something like it is the days I have a severe headache with pressure behind the eyes and I feel like I've been beaten up/have flu all over.

But my most common one was always a pain back from my right temple that makes my eye water also. Whenever I get that I have a little hard lump right where the back of my jaw meets my neck below by ear and have found focusing pressure there eases it. I've also got weeks of relief (as I normally have that 20 or so days a month) by getting dry needling done on the area. When I'm pain free there's no hard lump. The consultant neurologist never even got out of the chair to check when I mentioned it but that ain't a migraine.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/e/e1/Don%27t_be_angry.jpg

[Giggles]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/e/e1/Don%27t_be_angry.jpg

That's actually the one thing my GP always asks me about. She's obsessed with stress.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love how touchy he is about migraines.

Start a hashtag movement and moan about it on Twitter.

[Spikey M]

?

I'll take a bit of 'soft lad' ribbing in good nature, but lolling at the fact I have a genuinely debilitating neurological disorder is just being a cunt.

You're being a bit soft, lad.

[Spikey M]

That's actually the one thing my GP always asks me about. She's obsessed with stress.

They all are. The first time I went on with Sciatica they attribute it to stress... somehow.

[Giggles]

They all are. The first time I went on with Sciatica they attribute it to stress... somehow.

She needs to separate out stress from constant rage and utter contempt for everyone.

[randomlegend]

I love how touchy he is about migraines.

Start a hashtag movement and moan about it on Twitter.

You would be too if you'd been through what I have. It pisses me off how they are treated as "just a headache" and sufferers get shit because people don't care to understand.

They can be awful, debilitating and they ruin people's lives. I've had periods of time (years) where I was losing literally half my life to them. It isn't funny.

Thankfully I work in a field where most people understand what I go through.

[Disco]

Anyone still get hiccups? Don't think i've had em since like 1st grade

I get them from spicy food fairly regularly.

[mugbull]

You would be too if you'd been through what I have. It pisses me off how they are treated as "just a headache" and sufferers get shit because people don't care to understand.

They can be awful, debilitating and they ruin people's lives. I've had periods of time (years) where I was losing half by life to them. It isn't funny.

You’ve gotta start calling them something else, Frappuccino bitches are always gonna go around moaning about how last night’s prosecco is givin them the worst migraine ever and that’s how u get retards laughing about it

[mugbull]

I get them from spicy food fairly regularly.

Ok 2nd such response, v interesting, i eat spicy food all day long and douse shit in various sauces and even when the fire shits appear i never hiccup. My dad gets them from eating rice.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ok 2nd such response, v interesting, i eat spicy food all day long and douse shit in various sauces and even when the fire shits appear i never hiccup. My dad gets them from eating rice.

I use a lot of spice too and I don't feel that it's too hot but I'll suddenly get the hiccups.

[mugbull]

Maybe it’s cuz you’re choking on a penis at the same time that you’re eating?

[Spikey M]

The Mrs gets them from bread.

Hiccups that is, not mythgraines.

[randomlegend]

Recurrent hiccups can be a sign of cancer irritating the phrenic nerve.

Lolololol

[Spikey M]

Recurrent hiccups can be a sign of cancer irritating the phrenic nerve.

Lolololol

I'll take a bit of 'soft lad' ribbing in good nature, but lolling at the fact that my wife has cancer irritating the Phrenic Nerve is just being a cunt.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Recurrent hiccups can be a sign of cancer irritating the phrenic nerve.

Lolololol

If they linger for multiple days and not for a 5 minute period after eating spicy food.

Great doctor, mate.

[mugbull]

That one doesnt really work RL because no one gives a shit if you laugh at hiccups, they’re meant to be laughed at

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Maybe it’s cuz you’re choking on a penis at the same time that you’re eating?

If someone has the ability to chew food whilst sucking a dick, fair play to them.

[Panda Bear]

randomlegend

What kind of migraines do you get? Is there any common strand to their onset, e.g. lack of sleep, particular foods?

I'm prone to proper eltharion ones (i.e. massive light and sound sensitivity) if I don't manage my sleep properly. When my wife gets them, they're usually for a good 2-3 days.

[Panda Bear]

If someone has the ability to chew food whilst sucking a dick, fair play to them.If you split the jaw in half, could it be done?

[Panda Bear]

You’ve gotta start calling them something else, Frappuccino bitches are always gonna go around moaning about how last night’s prosecco is givin them the worst migraine ever and that’s how u get retards laughing about it
*retarts

[Lewis]

Didn't somebody suggest or do a partial list this way, once?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).

[Magic]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).


If you split the jaw in half, could it be done?

Can confirm.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The entry on Panda is quality.

[randomlegend]

randomlegend

What kind of migraines do you get? Is there any common strand to their onset, e.g. lack of sleep, particular foods?

I'm prone to proper eltharion ones (i.e. massive light and sound sensitivity) if I don't manage my sleep properly. When my wife gets them, they're usually for a good 2-3 days.

Stress and sleep deprivation makes them worse to some extent, but the vast majority of the time there's no pattern or trigger.

When they come on during the day I can treat them with drugs and they go and aren't a problem. My big issue is that for at least 50% of the ones I get, I wake up with them in full flow and nothing touches them at that point. They usually take me out for one day with the headache and another with the post-drome (which I can just about function with but am not safe to work). Occasionally the headache lasts two days or more.

In terms of what they are like, I get severe throbbing pain around my right eye with a bit of nasal congestion and eye watering. The pain is bad enough that I've vomited and cried with it before, although I'm not usually sick.

In terms of treatment:

For attacks I take 900mg aspirin, an anti-sickness, a triptan and a small can of full sugar come (as advised by national migraine centre).

As prophylactics I've had: propranolol, amitriptyline (horrible drug), topiramate, sodium valproate, pizotifen and candesartan.

I've also taken vitamins like magnesium and riboflavin.

I've had botox injections into my scalp and trigger point steroid injections into my head, behind by ear, and into my neck and shoulder.

The only thing I've not had that I can think of is accupuncture and some drug that got banned.

I'd like to try erenumab but it's currently only available privately and costs £400 a month.

Been fun.

[Bam]

I get severe throbbing pain around my right eye with a bit of nasal congestion and eye watering. The pain is bad enough that I've vomited and cried with it before


Isn't that a hangover?

[Spikey M]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).
Outstanding

[Panda Bear]

The entry on Panda is quality.Even after all that haxball and unconditional depression support? :(

Edit: unless you meant the Vocaroo, in which case, still applicable.

[Panda Bear]

randomlegend

That's fucking vicious.

Do you still have any CFS issues to boot?

[Ian]

Scottish background, Lewis? Call yourself a database mate? (I mean I know you've never called yourself that or said you have one but the jab doesn't work otherwise so shut it.)

[Spikey M]

If he says you're Scottish, you're Scottish, yae wee bawbah.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Even after all that haxball and unconditional depression support? :(

Edit: unless you meant the Vocaroo, in which case, still applicable.

I still like you even if you refuse to wear shoes.

[Lewis]

Fraser Nelson has a jocko voice corrupted by everywhere else, where as you have it the other way round from ending up marooned there.

[Panda Bear]

I still like you even if you refuse to wear shoes.Look at how far along your list is now!

[Boydy]

Just listened to Lewis' list and was pissing myself a few times.

Do a podcast, mate.

[Waffdon]

Lewis called most of them perfectly. Expected more faggots thrown about.

Going for a pint would be sensational with you, Lewie bear x

[igor_balis]

If I can't organise the ridiculous extended TTH meet I've got pictured in my head, I'm just gonna continue working through you all like the slag I am. Deffo gonna pop in to Dundee before fringe this year.

[Magic]

No. There are different types of primary (as in they don't have another reason) headaches. Tension headaches are the common type.

Migraines are a different type with specific features. Classically they have an 'aura' which precedes them and includes symptoms like visual disturbances and even stroke-like hemiparesis. Only about a third of people with migraines actually get an aura though. The actual headaches are almost always unilateral, commonly focussed around the eye. They are severe, throbbing in nature and often associated with nausea and vomiting. They also cause photophobia (aversion to light) and phonophobia (aversion to sound) in a lot of sufferers. The headaches typically last between a few and 72 hours and are often debilitating, requiring the sufferer to lie in a darkened, quiet room until they pass. Sleep terminates them for a lot of people. Many sufferers also have a post-dromal phase where they have poor concentration and a sense of feeling slow and detached. It's like there's an extra layer everything has to go through to get to you compared to usual. That typically lasts 12-24 hours and is shit.

The other common(ish) type are cluster headaches. Also known as suicide headaches as sufferers have been known to kill themselves. They come in clusters as the name suggests and invidual headaches usually last about ten minutes I think (I don't know as much about them as migraines). The clusters last days to a week or two and then remit for a while. They are extremely severe, also usually unilateral and often accompanied by sympathetic symptoms like eye-watering and nasal congestion on the affected side.

:harold:

[Waffdon]

I’ll be fully pledged step daddy by then so you can’t go leasing me astray.

[Magic]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).

You sound like fuck knows but fucking hell.

[Magic]

If I can't organise the ridiculous extended TTH meet I've got pictured in my head, I'm just gonna continue working through you all like the slag I am. Deffo gonna pop in to Dundee before fringe this year.

You absolutely are you ginger fucking cunt.

[Magic]

Luouises is annoying because you can't read your own lol.

[Magic]

Young Enoch Powell. :drool:

[Waffdon]

I can confirm through Snapchat, and the above posts, Magic is cunted. Proud.

[Magic]

Set up my Grindrt profile tomowz mayt lol.

[Magic]

Waff u just sent me a picture of his bawls lolll

[Waffdon]

Merry Christmas x

[Magic]

Had to zoom in to confirm iirc.

[Baz]

Do a drunk list, Magic.

[Magic]

Baz - probably has secks with his gay brother. Definitely a bit of Ian Watkins about Mike and I reckon Barry is jealous of this. A crime of punishing but unwarranted jealousy. Mike keeps it a secret but wanks over getting his brother jailed for 35 years and visits him only to masturbate over his bitter tears.

[Magic]

Lewis - I know why he gave Jim such s hard time over his gainess because he sounds like he's got a permo willy up his Buthole.

[Magic]

Oh... Oh god I thought I blocker my ex on snapchat but she seem me making a disgrace of myself

[Baz]

What’s her Snapchat?

[igor_balis]

Good list

[Magic]

Igor - id like to at least feel his beard and then associate it with molesting animals so i could cum every time i touch my sisters hamster.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love drunk Magic.

[Queenslander]

Lewis you need to start a TTH podcast.

[Giggles]

Someone transcribe Lewis' list for me. I'll never get enough privacy to listen to it.

[Spikey M]

Lewis should replace Grimmy 'Nick Grimshaw' Grimshaw on the radio, down in that London.

[Queenslander]

Someone transcribe Lewis' list for me. I'll never get enough privacy to listen to it.

Even with headphones?

[Giggles]

Even with headphones?

I'm not foot with headphones, no awareness of my surroundings or anything with them on. I see you can download it to MP3 though so Lewis can be in my podcast feed for Monday.

[Giggles]

I did catch a second though and I always expected Lewis to sound more like Johnny Vegas than Noel Gallagher. Where's Hull?

[Pen]

I enjoyed the concept of an audio list. My posting is not limited only by the child Lewis. I used to be active during office hours and since I’ve been teaching ever since I left uni, I haven’t had any time to post during my time at work.

[John]

Pleb went from TheGullibleFan to TheGulliblePleb on the old board, then Pleb when we moved here.

[Lewis]

I enjoyed the concept of an audio list. My posting is not limited only by the child Lewis. I used to be active during office hours and since I’ve been teaching ever since I left uni, I haven’t had any time to post during my time at work.

I am only taking recorded criticism on board (not that anyone would understand yours).

[Lewis]

Pleb went from TheGullibleFan to TheGulliblePleb on the old board, then Pleb when we moved here.

It was something before that though. Something mufc-related.

[Pen]

Pleb went from TheGullibleFan to TheGulliblePleb on the old board, then Pleb when we moved here.

Was he “MUFCFAN1878” at some point?

Edit: I think I got the name right now

[Shindig]

"But Uvverwaaaaaaaaize."

[randomlegend]

randomlegend

That's fucking vicious.

Do you still have any CFS issues to boot?

Nah, that fully resolved after about a year.

[Spikey M]

My phone doesn't have a plugin required for Vocaroo to record, apparently. Shame. You've all missed out on Joey Essex going to town.

[Giggles]

I could record one driving between jobs but I'd need a list to follow and would end up in a fireball on the M8. Not one of you would have a fucking clue what I was saying anyway.

[Baz]

You both need to sort it out and record lists.

[Giggles]

The possibility is unlikely. I might write one though.

[Lewis]

Giggles raving into his dashcam like that Artist Taxi Driver spaz.

'As for-f-f-for Kiko the SMUG CUNT...'
*holds his petrol station sandwich up to the camera*

:drool:

[mugbull]

I can’t understand Lewis at all, god bless him. This is where the American accent reigns supreme, there’s only one (not counting the rednecks) and everyone understands it fine

[Giggles]

Giggles raving into his dashcam like that Artist Taxi Driver spaz.

'As for-f-f-for Kiko the SMUG CUNT...'
*holds his petrol station sandwich up to the camera*

:drool:

:D

[Jimmy Floyd]

I can’t understand Lewis at all, god bless him. This is where the American accent reigns supreme, there’s only one (not counting the rednecks) and everyone understands it fine

The American accent is just bastardised Irish (similar to how the Australian accent is just bastardised Cockney).

I wonder how Abe Lincoln and co spoke back in the day.

[Bam]

Can someone put me on the fucking list. :yop:

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6VJLLPR7Zk

[Bam]

:D

Do you have that bookmarked?

[Lewis]

It was in that lol lurkers thread, which I had to find off Google of all places.

[Bam]

That was uploaded in June 2008. :|

[Baz]

Can someone put me on the fucking list. :yop:
I did.

Other omissions are Boom and Dave.

Probably some more too. Lazy Pleb.

[ScousePig]

But my most common one was always a pain back from my right temple that makes my eye water also. Whenever I get that I have a little hard lump right where the back of my jaw meets my neck below by ear and have found focusing pressure there eases it.

A random bump but I get this sometimes too, except for the eye watering part (although I do wear contact lenses and have to use eye drops quite regularly. I'm not sure if this is linked to my headaches.)

I cut right down on caffeine nearly two years ago and found this helped ease my headaches quite a lot and generally feel better. However I still get an occasional headache stemming from the temple, and often find I have a lump around the back of my jaw which I can wiggle around a bit. I don't know if it's wise, but I put an ice pack on my jaw and that eases the headache, but makes my jaw feel bruised and sore. It can make me a bit dizzy or light headed too.

[TG09]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).

I am "good I'm sure." I am happy with that :) Thank you Lewis.

It's been a few years since I have been on here.

[Pepe]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9vt93grDq

That is so much easier than writing (shitty list [and listening] notwithstanding).

Just heard that. Could actually understand most of it.

Which reminds me: who is the one who was interviewed while in NY? Couldn't understand a single word of what he said. I think it was Benny, the massive fanny.

[Queenslander]

It was Benny

[Ian]

That's Mr Chorizo to you guys, show some respect.

[Giggles]

A random bump but I get this sometimes too, except for the eye watering part (although I do wear contact lenses and have to use eye drops quite regularly. I'm not sure if this is linked to my headaches.)

I cut right down on caffeine nearly two years ago and found this helped ease my headaches quite a lot and generally feel better. However I still get an occasional headache stemming from the temple, and often find I have a lump around the back of my jaw which I can wiggle around a bit. I don't know if it's wise, but I put an ice pack on my jaw and that eases the headache, but makes my jaw feel bruised and sore. It can make me a bit dizzy or light headed too.

I must try some ice. A pharma customer gave me some really good ice gel a few weeks before Christmas and that seemed to do a lot for it, but I'm nearly out of it now and it's prescription only. I've found that Tiger Balm stuff decent too. I could definitely cut back on the caffeine also, coffee is my only liquid intake and I'd say even half my amount would be too much per day.

When you say about dizzy and light headed, when I have the bump and the pain in my temple I can feel very 'boaty' or like my eye on that side is crossing even though it isn't. Hard to describe.

[five time]

Was there ever a "Top Diljeet Moments" or similar on the old board? I'd completely forgotten about his existence but that guy brought me some solid entertainment over the years.

[Queenslander]

Something, something Arsenal...

[SvN]

I associated diljeet heavily with Joel Campbell.

[Mazuuurk]

Thats quality Lewis :nodd:

Dunno who's more stuck in the past tho, me or you.
Anyway, I'm just surprised I don't seem to be the token bald guy anymore.

[Pepe]

The board is getting old.

[Panda Bear]

Giggles
Coffee is your only liquid intake? Are you fucking serious?

Drink water. You're probably chronically dehydrated, which gives you headaches.

[Giggles]

Giggles
Coffee is your only liquid intake? Are you fucking serious?

Drink water. You're probably chronically dehydrated, which gives you headaches.

I try, and I'll be good for a couple of days, but it always goes by the wayside. I know it doesn't help but my last actually glass of water was before Christmas.

Can you get chronically dehydrated without falling in a heap though? I must get some water from food or something.

[SvN]

I hardly ever drink water. I drink squash, but I probably only have 1 glass of water per month.

[Panda Bear]

Yes, you can get water from food.

Set an alarm on your phone to down a glass in the morning, lunch, evening and before bed. It might make a difference with your chronic headaches.

Edit: And yes, you're right in that caffeine can cause headaches for some people. Decreasing your coffee intake would help on that front as well.

[Giggles]

I hardly ever drink water. I drink squash, but I probably only have 1 glass of water per month.

Squash would be 90% water wouldn't it? Unless you're drinking it raw like.

[SvN]

True, but coffee is surely 90% water too - yet apparently that's really bad.

[Panda Bear]

Caffeine has diuretic properties, but "coffee makes you dehydrated" is wrong. It just won't hydrate you as well as plain water.

Only drinking coffee, though, is going to overload you with caffeine, which is known to cause headaches in people after they reach a certain threshold. And if Giggles stops drinking coffee in the afternoon (this we don't know yet), then he's going for twelve hour spells or more without drinking.

For the record, I get headaches if I don't drink enough water.

[phonics]

Because caffeine dehydrates you, no? I thought this was common knowledge, it's why Coke doesn't stop you being thirsty or have I just been lied to by my parents to stop drinking cokes.

[ScousePig]

I must try some ice. A pharma customer gave me some really good ice gel a few weeks before Christmas and that seemed to do a lot for it, but I'm nearly out of it now and it's prescription only. I've found that Tiger Balm stuff decent too. I could definitely cut back on the caffeine also, coffee is my only liquid intake and I'd say even half my amount would be too much per day.

When you say about dizzy and light headed, when I have the bump and the pain in my temple I can feel very 'boaty' or like my eye on that side is crossing even though it isn't. Hard to describe.

I'm the opposite. I drink loads of water and always have a bottle with me.

[Panda Bear]

Because caffeine dehydrates you, no? I thought this was common knowledge, it's why Coke doesn't stop you being thirsty or have I just been lied to by my parents to stop drinking cokes.Caffeine makes you pee, but your urine will be diluted with less water.

It doesn't dehydrate you.

[Giggles]

Yes, you can get water from food.

Set an alarm on your phone to down a glass in the morning, lunch, evening and before bed. It might make a difference with your chronic headaches.

Edit: And yes, you're right in that caffeine can cause headaches for some people. Decreasing your coffee intake would help on that front as well.

Yeah I know I definitely need to do something. It's not easy because I drive so much, but then again I bail about 6 large coffees a day into me and can put up with pissing like a racehorse for that. The squash might be a way to go, though artificial sweetener is another headache bringer apparently

[Giggles]

Caffeine makes you pee, but your urine will be diluted with less water.

It doesn't dehydrate you.

My piss only doesn't look like lucozade of I've been on the beer for some reason. The morning after a session it's as clear as spring water but I suppose there's loads of water in beer.

[Panda Bear]

Water bottle time.

[igor_balis]

Found your twitter page, Giggles.

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad

[Giggles]

Found your twitter page, Giggles.

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad

The day I'm a Dad is the day something has went very wrong. Worst nightmare.

[Lewis]

Coffee LAD.

[Baz]

Found your twitter page, Giggles.

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad:D

Who’d even bother keeping that up?

[Mazuuurk]

The day I'm a Dad is the day something has went very wrong. Worst nightmare.

Agreed. We all hope your line ends with you, love.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

Who’d even bother keeping that up?

161k followers, fucking hell.

[Giggles]

Agreed. We all hope your line ends with you, love.

Meow.

[Adamski]

Yeah I know I definitely need to do something. It's not easy because I drive so much, but then again I bail about 6 large coffees a day into me and can put up with pissing like a racehorse for that. The squash might be a way to go, though artificial sweetener is another headache bringer apparently

I drink about 4L of water a day with no added sugar squash. Couldn’t just drink water on its own.

[Offshore Toon]

I used to get headaches so got on the water hype. Now I probably drink more than I need to (4-6l), but I always seem to get a dry mouth at work, then stop at about 8pm.

Then you've probably got 2l of hot drinks on top of that.

[Adamski]

On top of the water I’ll have a can of Diet Coke with lunch and another with dinner. Two cups of coffee throughout the day.

[TG09]

I'm the opposite. I drink loads of water and always have a bottle with me.

I drink lots of coffee and lots of water. Going to the gym helps with my water intake, got one of those 2 litre bottles. 2 or 3 of them a day i try and drink. I piss for england though.

[bruhnaldo]

Why don’t you do one?

Because who gives a fuck what I think, let's be honest.

[Giggles]

Because who gives a fuck what I think, let's be honest.

Phonics.

[bruhnaldo]

I genuinely like everyone here, including phonics, and do regret my emotional outbursts over the years.

[Bam]

Found your twitter page, Giggles.

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad

5.8k loves 1.8k retweets and 92 comments for 'comffee time' :cab:

[Pen]

Giggles not drinking any water is one of the oddest things I’ve read here in a long time.

Did you think it was odd that you don’t drink any water before it being brought up like this here, or did you think it was common? Or maybe it is common, and I’ve been assuming wrong all this time.

[bruhnaldo]

I never drink water but when I do :drool: it's so good.

I think that's my brain's natural reaction to not having water for so long that when I do get it it tastes like nirvana.

[Giggles]

Giggles not drinking any water is one of the oddest things I’ve read here in a long time.

Did you think it was odd that you don’t drink any water before it being brought up like this here, or did you think it was common? Or maybe it is common, and I’ve been assuming wrong all this time.

I've always known I should but I just never stick to doing it. It's not even that I dislike it either, I just never find myself drinking it.

The only thing I would say is that when I have made the effort and drank a couple of litres over a few days I've never felt any better for it.

[mugbull]

DAE drink gas from the pump at gas stations when they’re thirsty?

[-james-]

Lol at drinking squash over tap water.

[Lewis]

**Tap Water Crew**

[Adamski]

Lol at drinking squash over tap water.

Squash is 90% tap water.

[Pepe]

**Tap Water Crew**

:cool:

[Giggles]

Lol at drinking squash over tap water.

On a single page where I'm too much of a mong to drink water, 1800 people have retweeted 'comffee time', and diljeet was mentioned, well done on still managing to come out with something more stupid.

[bruhnaldo]

Isn't squash a vegetable I'm so lost.

[Pepe]

A sport.

[Giggles]

Isn't squash a vegetable I'm so lost.

I don't know what it's called over there. I've heard it called squash, diluting, and cordial before but I doubt any are used in the US.

Maybe you don't have it.

[bruhnaldo]

Is it a smoothie?

[Pepe]

Like Dr. Pepper for SOFT lads.

[Giggles]

Is it a smoothie?

Nope. It's a bottle of stuff you get that's basically concentrated artificial fruit juice. You add a small bit in the arse of a glass and fill the rest up with water to make a drink.

[mugbull]

Is it just a fruit juice?

[bruhnaldo]

Like Dr. Pepper for SOFT lads.

Dr. Pepper is fucking awesome you watch your tone, pal.

[mugbull]

Oh it's like Kool-Aid mix. Lol.

[bruhnaldo]

Nope. It's a bottle of stuff you get that's basically concentrated artificial fruit juice. You add a small bit in the arse of a glass and fill the rest up with water to make a drink.

Oh see cause I asked as the one google I did brought up something that said it came from natural juices and it was "orange" but i also saw other fruits on the label so I got confused.

Anyhow, how you describe it sounds awful but maybe it's delicious.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh it's like Kool-Aid mix. Lol.

No because Kool-Aid is 90% sugar and colourings.

[Baz]

We gonna get anymore lists?

[Giggles]

I started recording one while driving to a job the other day and binned it because my phone rang halfway through.

[-james-]

All sugary drinks are awful.

[Bam]

DAE drink gas from the pump at gas stations when they’re thirsty?


Something, something, yankee doodle dandy.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I can't drink anything other than water (or wine with water) with meals, it ruins the taste of the food.

[Pepe]

wine with water

https://media1.tenor.com/images/12c6f8ca8a8d259381ad5894a9fb653c/tenor.gif?itemid=4677199

[Jimmy Floyd]

Next to it, obviously, I'm not diluting malbec with chateau Thames.

[Bam]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/12c6f8ca8a8d259381ad5894a9fb653c/tenor.gif?itemid=4677199

Wine spritzer.

[Giggles]

7up in white, Pepsi in red.

[Ian]

7up in white, Pepsi in red.

Didn't know you were a snob, mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mix of all in the machine in rose.

[Pen]

I've always known I should but I just never stick to doing it. It's not even that I dislike it either, I just never find myself drinking it.

The only thing I would say is that when I have made the effort and drank a couple of litres over a few days I've never felt any better for it.
So you just don’t feel thirsty, ever? I’m guessing you don’t do any sports as surely you’d need some water then. For me this feels very odd as I need to drown a big glass of water as soon as I wake up.

[Spikey M]

You realise water is the core ingredient in literally every drink?

[Queenslander]

So you just don’t feel thirsty, ever? I’m guessing you don’t do any sports as surely you’d need some water then. For me this feels very odd as I need to drown a big glass of water as soon as I wake up.

I drink 1L of water with my morning coffee every morning.

I dont understand not drinking water everyday.

[Baz]

I started recording one while driving to a job the other day and binned it because my phone rang halfway through.Take 2 today then? Make sure you say “take 1” at the beginning like Lewis did, despite it being his eighth try.

And even then he sounded like he was holding in a burp all the way through it.

[Pen]

You realise water is the core ingredient in literally every drink?

Obviously, but for example sugary drinks or coffee aren’t really known for their thirst quenching abilities.

[Spikey M]

Aren't they? :cab:

[Manc]

Anyone not drinking water is a weird bloke.

More lists.

[Giggles]

Piss looks clearer today at least lads :thbup:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtBzgHRCEAAFo31.jpg

[Disco]

Do you not have toilet seats over there?

[Pepe]

Explains why he squats for shitting.

[mugbull]

Keep up with the kids Giggles, that pic has been getting memed for months

[Giggles]

Keep up with the kids Giggles, that pic has been getting memed for months

I know, that's where I seen it before.

[Smjffy]

Live WDYTOE stream tomorrow at 6pm.

Brace yourselves.

[Mike]

Amazing

[Pleb]

What a time to be alive.

[Ian]

Jesus.

[Boydy]

You'd best record it too because about two people will see it live.

[Bam]

Fucking streaming a live wdytoe :D

[Pleb]

Will it be on Twitch?

[Smjffy]

I'm writing out the members on bits of paper for the draw and I've gotta be fair, I can't recall so many on this.

Bam...it had to be YouTube. I'm going to win this thread if you tune in because there will be a chat option during screening.

[Ian]

Do it later, man. The more people the better.

[Smjffy]

8pm?

[Ian]

You'll get a better turnout at that time than 6, anyway.

[Baz]

8 is better for me.

[Disco]

Can we make it half past?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'd prefer twenty to eight.

[Spikey M]

7:38 Is good for me.

[Pepe]

Midnight please.

[igor_balis]

can we do thursday lunch time please i'm busy tomorrow night

[Raoul Duke]

Remember to leave a like and subscribe

[igor_balis]

get some horrible royalty free music with ukuleles and hand-clapping and use lots of jump cuts. and start by saying HEY GUYS!

[Shindig]

"But what do you guys think? Post your lists below and don't forget to click that bell!"

[Smjffy]

get some horrible royalty free music with ukuleles and hand-clapping and use lots of jump cuts. and start by saying HEY GUYS!


https://i.makea4-2019/AtP9Wk.gif (/gif/-AtP9Wk)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Can we have a giveaway too?

[Pepe]

:D

[Yevrah]

Remember to leave a like and subscribe

You've no idea how much I appreciate the likes and being given the opportunity to do this, I feel blessed...

[Disco]

A sense of pride and accomplishment?

[Manc]

A great mind of our time is Smiffy.

Can we have dquincy back.

[Bam]

So is this steam happening?

[Baz]

Bam making sure Smiffys added him to the list. :eyemouth:

[Bam]

:D

Is this going to be another Smiffy let down? :uhoh:

[Smjffy]

I tend to start at least. It won't be tonight though as I'm not going to get back until 9-10.

Friday I'm off.

[Bam]

FFS, I've been looking forward to this all day. :moody:

(not really) :)

[Ian]

Bottled it.

[Baz]

Let down. Based my whole evening around it.

[Smjffy]

Sorry chaps, I didn't anticipate working so late. It did give me time to think of a few extra ideas though.

[bruhnaldo]

I honestly hope this is a huge production at this point.

[Mike]

I’m expecting at least a C list celebrity to help him out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cherry Dee would be perfect for that.

[SincereTheRebel]

When is this happening?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Never, he bottled it.

[bruhnaldo]

Wow.

[Baz]

He said Friday, right?

[Smjffy]

He said Friday, right?

8pm Friday.

[Ian]

:drool:

[Lewis]

That's all well and good for the nerds, but the likes of me will be out clubbing.

[Smjffy]

You didn't make the cut anyway fella.

[Yevrah]

Are you actually organising dancing girls and special guests for this Smiffy?

[Boydy]

Serious question, Smiffy, what's your sister up to now?

[Smjffy]

Are you actually organising dancing girls and special guests for this Smiffy?

If it goes off as planned then it's going to be the best WDYTOE entry ever. Just don't take it too serious.

[Ian]

If it goes off as planned then it's going to be the best WDYTOE entry ever. Just don't take it too serious.

Still on for tonight, Smiff?

[Pepe]

He said to not take it too serious. Why so serious?

[Baz]

A live suicide would make this place pop.

I'd rather it was somebody else though. Maybe an Irish bellend or sth

[Yevrah]

Is it definitely 8pm? I have somewhere to be and I need to leave by 8:30.

[Ian]

He said to not take it too serious. Why so serious?

This is my Friday night, of course it's serious.

[Jimmy Floyd]

A live suicide would make this place pop.

I'd rather it was somebody else though. Maybe an Irish bellend or sth

Is Baz-Henry the longest running feud on the internet? Must be 16-17 years old.

[Baz]

Is Baz-Henry the longest running feud on the internet? Must be 16-17 years old.It stopped being a thing a long time ago really.

[SvN]

On the old old board, I hated Henry for a while. I remember how certain he was about Argentina battering England in the group stage of the 2002 World Cup. When we won 1-0 one of the first things I did was post a "HAHAHA DICKHEAD" while quoting him.

[phonics]

CY@

[Smjffy]

8pm.

I'm just trying to sort the laptop out to stream as the built in cam isn't working. I can't be doing it on my bloody mobile.

[Yevrah]

I'm getting a Pizza in and everything for this Smiffy. Just so you know.

[Smjffy]

No pressure then. Wtf have I done....

[Baz]

Normally by now the day is winding down and I’m not far off running the bath ready for bedtime but today my daughter’s showing no signs of slowing down. Personally I think she’s got wind of this livestream and wants to stay up for it.

I hope someone with access to the Twitter gets a link out to the thousands of followers.

[Ian]

We should've done special business cards.

"What Do You Think Of Everyone - Live."

[Smjffy]

Link shall be posted shortly. Twitch is the only streaming I can do on my mobile as it appears you have to verify yourself on my beloved YouTube.

I've included everyone on the list in the OP and I'm hoping those in the chat section can jog my memory on a few as well. I plan on interacting.

This is a one time deal and I'm doing it raw. No preplanned statements, thoughts or other. What is said will be said on the spot. Quick fire just like I like it.

[Disco]

This will go well.

[Pepe]

My office door has been closed. Get rolling.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My office door has been closed. Get rolling.

He needs another nap?

[Pepe]

:D

I'm supposed to be holding office hours too, but priorities.

[Smjffy]

https://pasteboard.co/HX3xvfs.jpg

No expense spared in this production.

[Ian]

Wait, you're doing them in random order as well?

Fucking maverick behaviour.

[Pleb]

Amazing, are we getting a Smiffy MELTDOWN?

[Ian]

People don't meltdown during their own WDYTOE, do they?

Though I suppose people don't normally get critiqued while they're creating it....

[Smjffy]

Wait until you see the wall then we'll discuss the meltdown.

I'm going to give link in 5-10 mins. We'll start the WDYTOE at 8 though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You're also using normal people logic for Smiffy.

[Ian]

....the wall?