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Manc
25-10-2018, 07:19 PM
Is this a thing?
John
25-10-2018, 07:25 PM
The fact you've created this thread strongly suggests that for you it is.
Pepe
25-10-2018, 07:45 PM
I did it once. Working in a restaurant in Miami led to some great sights and that one time I just couldn't resist.
Giggles
25-10-2018, 07:48 PM
No for me. Too hard drive straight.
Baz
25-10-2018, 08:00 PM
Nope.
Shindig
25-10-2018, 09:19 PM
I fucking hope not. We already have signs up for plebs missing the urinal.
mugbull
25-10-2018, 09:20 PM
Sometimes, but I’m young and virile
Jimmy Floyd
25-10-2018, 09:27 PM
I work in a place where we share the toilet with our warehouse staff. The warehouse is full of very young men who work in desperate tedium for low pay over many hours. If you walk in there at 3pm on any normal day, there's usually more than enough evidence to secure a conviction without needing to call in Hercule Poirot.
Ian
25-10-2018, 09:34 PM
Didn't Magic say he cranked one out in some place's reception area once?
Mike
25-10-2018, 09:39 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/1fd94ba0f52c33c939cfe350a242f90c/tenor.gif
Offshore Toon
25-10-2018, 09:45 PM
I don't make a habit of it, but it helps to break up the afternoon.
Kikó
25-10-2018, 09:47 PM
Bit awkward when the boss is there but generally after a coffee.
Lewis
25-10-2018, 09:54 PM
I work in a place where we share the toilet with our warehouse staff. The warehouse is full of very young men who work in desperate tedium for low pay over many hours. If you walk in there at 3pm on any normal day, there's usually more than enough evidence to secure a conviction without needing to call in Hercule Poirot.

The Koreans are all at it behind their desks. Look at their eyes.

Yes, I have made this joke before.
Magic
25-10-2018, 10:02 PM
Didn't Magic say he cranked one out in some place's reception area once?

Yeah when we moved I still had keys for the old place. Used to go check the IT spares a couple of times a week and had wanks in the women's toilets.
SincereTheRebel
26-10-2018, 06:44 AM
You man are some freaks. Close this thread down.
Spikey M
26-10-2018, 02:07 PM
Yeah when we moved I still had keys for the old place. Used to go check the IT spares a couple of times a week and had wanks in the women's toilets.

I bet you stuck old Doris’ pen up your arse as well you creature.