Note Suspect Legend

[SincereTheRebel]

If it was you who left a note which read ”The Third Half” on my table yesterday. I have never laughed so hard publicly in my life.

Would have been coll if you just waited to say good evening. The mystery is much more memorable though. Ive been laughing about it the whole weekend.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:sherlock:

[Mike]

Amazing :D

[Baz]

:D

Whereabouts? Need the full story here.

[Giggles]

Surely it's just someone from your job that has seen you browsing on here.

[Pleb]

I bet you it was Wedge.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was actually in the west mids last night but it wasn't me.

Probably Igor.

[SvN]

I've mentioned this before, but it's relevant.

I figured out where Ant (I'll rip your spine out if you say Vidic can head a ball) worked and was going to send him a TTH message in the post. I decided against it at the last minute as I realised he'd either end up calling the police or shooting up his workplace.

[SincereTheRebel]

Cabana in Westfield, Shepards Bush. London.

Someone from work seems very unlikely given im miles from Wolves. Don't try and deflect. It was one of you comedians.

[Giggles]

Ah, it wasn't in work. Is that a restaurant?

[Magic]

Kiko.

[SincereTheRebel]

Ah, it wasn't in work. Is that a restaurant?

Yeah, a restaurant. A decent one too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kiko trying to headhunt you for the Whatsapp group :nodd:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.

[SincereTheRebel]

I was in tears it was that funny at the time. I tried to make a thread immediately but I couldn't even type.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.

Taz would try and get Sincere to go to a strip club and sell him some toothbrushes.

[SincereTheRebel]

Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.

I did think Taz. Ive seen Taz before. That does not take him off the list though.

[SincereTheRebel]

Actually, Taz is a strong culprit as he has actually seen me before...

That makes his case much stronger.

[Giggles]

We'll never know unless he rocks up here again.

Though this is as likely a year as any.

[Lewis]

I've mentioned this before, but it's relevant.

I figured out where Ant (I'll rip your spine out if you say Vidic can head a ball) worked and was going to send him a TTH message in the post. I decided against it at the last minute as I realised he'd either end up calling the police or shooting up his workplace.

If nothing else the police would have got to the bottom of who was sending those filthy messages from his Facebook.

[igor_balis]

Quality :lol:

[Waffdon]

Taz is who I thought too.

Taz :(

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Why did Taz have a meltdown again?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We lolled at his new name (Don) on here.

[Pepe]

There is no way that the name thing did it. My guess is that The Ting banned him from posting.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There's no way he'd still be with The Ting though, unless she's locked him up.

Could she have killed him? Thigh asphyxiation?

[Pepe]

Worse. She probably forced him into marriage.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Congratulations on the marriage Don.

Wonder if we can get him back somehow.

[Baz]

Has anyone ( Spoonsky ) got him on Facebook?

Similarly, what’s happened to Offshore Toon

[Kikó]

I used to have Taz's number but he's probably changed it to something his ting approved.

It wasn't me obviously. Wouldn't be seen dead in shepherd's Bush.

[Shindig]

I wonder if ginner still has the sign he made his lass hold up?

[SincereTheRebel]

It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.

Fuckers :D

[bruhnaldo]

Were you alone? Seems kinda strange to not just say hello if so.

With people, that makes sense.

"Ay, aren't you from the FM website?" he asked in front of all of his friends.

[Lewis]

I used to have Taz's number but he's probably changed it to something his ting approved.

It wasn't me obviously. Wouldn't be seen dead in shepherd's Bush.

And couldn't identify a specific black man out of a crowd of thousands anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.

Fuckers :D

He probably lied.

[-james-]

Just post the note up and Lewis can cross reference the handwriting with the database.

[Shindig]

It's probably signed by Harold.

[Baz]

Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner.Or invite him for an informal fucking lager.


It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.As if you've been in very recent contact with Taz and not got him back posting on here.

Surely it must have been Taz. Have you met anyone else irl? Seems unlikely that someone would recognise you from the few photos you've shared.

Saying that, someone once did recognise me (and PMd me on the dugout rather than approaching me) but I've put up about a hundred photos.

[Lewis]

Do you still have the pictures of when you went to that nightclub full of weirdos?

[Pepe]

:ae:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Or invite him for an informal fucking lager.

As if you've been in very recent contact with Taz and not got him back posting on here.

Surely it must have been Taz. Have you met anyone else irl? Seems unlikely that someone would recognise you from the few photos you've shared.

Saying that, someone once did recognise me (and PMd me on the dugout rather than approaching me) but I've put up about a hundred photos.

I once saw an exact Indian replica of yourself. So much so that I thought you had blacked (to an extent) up and come down south for a bit.

[Baz]

Do you still have the pictures of when you went to that nightclub full of weirdos?They were posted on Facebook, so yes. Will they work on here?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/204584_10150159390210168_7022432_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=83888e6be4d24a8554b7a8a09e855e65&oe=5C2D129C

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[Magic]

What the... :D

[Magic]

DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.

[Baz]

It was actually four different places. I just know how to pick ‘em.

Some gay bay possibly called Pink, Krazyhouse, The Grapes and then some unknown bar.
DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.

Sadly I don't look as good as him without a beard.

[Lewis]

:lol:

That third one gets me every time.

[Waffdon]

That fucking nose Hahahahahhaahha

[Alex]

The fourth one is particularly brilliant. :D

[Shindig]

I forgot about the lass in that one. Frozen in time and terror.

[bruhnaldo]

wait which one am i? the black tanktop lad? lololol

i wish i were so skinny

[Alex]

I forgot about the lass in that one. Frozen in time and terror.

The bloke has a strong "Big Keith from The Office" look about him too. Minus the beard, obviously.

[Shindig]

Lurch's shorter alternative.

[SincereTheRebel]

Or invite him for an informal fucking lager.

As if you've been in very recent contact with Taz and not got him back posting on here.

Surely it must have been Taz. Have you met anyone else irl? Seems unlikely that someone would recognise you from the few photos you've shared.

Saying that, someone once did recognise me (and PMd me on the dugout rather than approaching me) but I've put up about a hundred photos.

Taz is the only one from here who I have seen live. I was wearing Wolves attire which probably be a match.

Its probably best the culprit remains anonymous.

[SincereTheRebel]

Also, Baz is that meme of the guy standing in the middle of the crowd looking confused. He denies it, but it is clearly him.

https://img.memecdn.com/sudden-clarity-clarence-on-pokemon_o_2173751.jpg

[Baz]

He denies it
:D

[igor_balis]

I fucking love those photos. God, what a shithole Krazyhouse was.

[Spikey M]

Sincy, tell him to stop being a tart and come back.

[randomlegend]

The thing that gets me about the last one is he was up for it enough to let you put your arm round him, but not enough to arrange his face in any way.

#1 is my favourite though.

[Mazuuurk]

I've tried to get Sandberg to come back a few times, but he won't :(

[Offshore Toon]

Has anyone ( Spoonsky ) got him on Facebook?

Similarly, what’s happened to Offshore Toon

Still about, but its a right pain browsing on my phone so never stay for long.

[Boydy]

What? Phone browsing is a piece of piss these days.

[Kikó]

Yeah change the skin at the bottom. Spoons is quiet at the moment.

[Boydy]

Do you even need to change the skin? I thought it automatically went to the mobile skin when you were viewing on a phone.

[Baz]

I don’t use the mobile skin. The regular one is fine.

[Magic]

I don’t use the mobile skin. The regular one is fine.

Same.

[Spikey M]

I don’t use the mobile skin. The regular one is fine.

Same. The mobile skin is rubbish though.

[Giggles]

It's a bit featureless, but it's grand. The old mobile skin before the crash was a lot better.

Spoonsky has probably joined a cult or something.

[Spikey M]

After years of TTH keeping him on the straight and narrow, ‘college’ has no doubt seen him go full mert frat bruh nomsayin?

[SincereTheRebel]

This been brought back, I thought there was a confession

TTH :D

[Kikó]

He was in London not so long back and was looking disheveled caveman. He might just have gone full out homeless in Montana.

[Boydy]

Browsing on your phone on the normal skin. :sick:

[SvN]

We can buy the metro skin we had before, but it will eat into the funds which are already fairly low.

[Giggles]

We can buy the metro skin we had before, but it will eat into the funds which are already fairly low.

It was better but not better enough to warrant any payment for it. It's handy just to switch to full skin to do anything missing and then switch back.

[Baz]

Forgot about that old skin. Was a great pick by phonics tbf.

[Mike]

We can buy the metro skin we had before, but it will eat into the funds which are already fairly low.

When will we all need to chip in again?

[Raoul Duke]

We can buy the metro skin we had before, but it will eat into the funds which are already fairly low.

Just have a whip round again. Everyone here is a grown-up with a job. Chucking a fiver in isn't that much of a hardship.

[Boydy]

SvN - Can't you and phonics just make a skin? We could have a thread where everyone submits their suggestions and then you can make it to all our specifications.

[Pepe]

How could that plan go wrong?

[Offshore Toon]

The only issue with the phone skin is not being able to jump back into TTH without scrolling back to the top. Unless I'm missing something very obvious. Its also more effort typing stuff out on a phone.

[Giggles]

The only issue with the phone skin is not being able to jump back into TTH without scrolling back to the top. Unless I'm missing something very obvious. Its also more effort typing stuff out on a phone.

Hit 'Top' at the bottom and then hit 'vBulletin'.

Polls are the only miss for me, and we hardly have any of them. Rep, notifications, etc would be good too.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, that's pretty simple. Guess I just wasn't interested enough to figure it out until now. As always, though, I'll never be away for too long.

[phonics]

SvN - Can't you and phonics just make a skin? We could have a thread where everyone submits their suggestions and then you can make it to all our specifications.

Are you going to pay me to make it? I charge 35 quid an hour.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

£35 an hour? Daylight robbery.

[phonics]

£35 an hour? Daylight robbery.

That’s mates rates.

[Mike]

There’s a link at the bottom that jumps to the top that helps, would be nice to have one to go back though.

[Boydy]

Are you going to pay me to make it? I charge 35 quid an hour.

Of course not. Do it for the community that's given you so much over the years.

[phonics]

I built the website you’re posting on for the community that’s given me so much over the years. Mike and Baz gave me both the domain/ftp space to do it on as well as supporting me /testing stuff. SvNs experience stopped me from destroying this place.

And you, professional coder?

[Boydy]

I was joking about how if we had a thread for everyone making design requests it'd be an absolute nightmare. Christ. Stop getting your knickers in a twist.


But anyway, you built this website? Isn't it just an out of the box vBulletin forum?

[SvN]

When will we all need to chip in again?

We'll run out of money entirely August 2019 - sooner if we decide to buy the mobile skin. We should definitely sort something soon.

[SincereTheRebel]

Im in wembley again on Saturday afternoon. Im giving the nerd prior notice this time. Im fully prepared.

[Waffdon]

Fucking do him in, my man. No one disrespects our leading Ethnic child of the internet.