Clothes

[Offshore Toon]

They look all white in that pic. Where's the playdough sole?

[Baz]

Underneath my feet, funnily enough.

[Spikey M]

Do we?

https://i.imgur.com/kGWHyFB.jpg

Best I’ve got.

You're finally getting old lad. :(

[Ben]

Rocking the grey like George Clooney.

[Baz]

If a funeral announcement says as per Ken’s wishes please wear your preferred colours what is the dress code, exactly?

[Spikey M]

Undefined. That could mean anything from pink Mankini to pink suit and tie. Tell Ken's Widdow she's a fanny.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Show them all how you rock that mankini, Baz.

[niko_cee]

Football shirt?

[Baz]

Sod it I’ve asked.

[Mike]

Means wear a suit, but not a black one

[Spikey M]

A year or so ago a Geezer originally from Newcastle (I presume) died. I know this because his funeral procession went past our office. They had his coffin strapped onto the back of a flat-bed, draped in a "HOWAY THE LADS" Newcastle flag with a "BIG JOHN" flower arrangement. All the following cars were decorated in various colours and the people walking with the procession were dressed up like they were heading to Notting Hill Carnival afterwards.

Now, I don't know what the funeral invites said, but if they said "wear whatever colour you want", it sure as shit didn't mean suit.

[Jimmy Floyd]

In scouseland it probably means red or blue, la.

[Baz]

Sod it I’ve asked.

“apparently it means any colour you prefer”

Cba going in the loft so my green suit might get another run out.