Clothes

[phonics]

Super Mario wears brown worker boots.

[Giggles]

I didn't think things could go worse than the red but you managed it. The toe area on them white ones are the worst thing I've ever seen.

[phonics]

I didn't think things could go worse than the red but you managed it. The toe area on them white ones are the worst thing I've ever seen.

Then you have an issue with literally every mainline Adidas trainer made since the 80s.

[Lewis]

Sambas mate God's own trainers.

[Raoul Duke]

Stan Smiths FTW, but Sambas are mega too. Also GATs are boss.

[Giggles]

It's things like this that make me extra glad we won in 1921.

[Magic]

Osiris. :D

All the rage back in the Tony Hawk days.

[Baz]

I didn't think things could go worse than the red but you managed it. The toe area on them white ones are the worst thing I've ever seen.Yeah shell toes are genuinely the worst.

[John]

Those red things are the exact trainers your dad would buy if he took up skateboarding and wanted to fit in down the park.

[phonics]

Definitely not. You have no idea how shiny these things were.

[John]

Even better.

[Boydy]

Definitely not. You have no idea how shiny these things were.
You're not helping yourself. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Osiris-Mens-Bronx-Trainer/dp/B000STPOKE

You must have looked amazing, Phonics.

[phonics]

Like I said, they're garish as fuck. Never stopped me loving them. Look at the reflection on them on that picture mahow posted :D Fucking amazing. They brought me a sense of joy just by looking at them like no other shoe I'll ever own. They were sneakers straight out of an anime.

[Lewis]

Didn't John have a pair of bright orange trainers? And didn't they cost loads? He should sit this one out.

[SincereTheRebel]

Tony hawks pro skater 2 boots

[Magic]

Didn't John have a pair of bright orange trainers? And didn't they cost loads? He should sit this one out.

Tied in with his beliefs so understandable.

[Magic]

Tony hawks pro skater 2 boots

Made this reference almost back in the Tony Hawk days. Keep up.

[John]

Didn't John have a pair of bright orange trainers? And didn't they cost loads? He should sit this one out.

I did, but by the standards of what I was spending on clothes at the time they didn't cost loads.

The colour isn't the problem with them anyway.

[Magic]

Money can't buy taste.

[five time]

by the standards of what I was spending on clothes at the time they didn't cost loads

If there's such a thing as an "im a dickhead" post, this it it.

[Magic]

If there's such a thing as an "im a dickhead" post, this it it.

Most of his posts are like that, to be fair.

[John]

If there's such a thing as an "im a dickhead" post, this it it.

Explain.

[Pepe]

Bought three pairs of leather shoes. Someone needs to bring taste back in here.

[Baz]

For the first time in my adult life I'm looking to buy a backpack/rucksack (any difference?) to carry around baby stuff. Is Eastpak [still] the best/most durable, or have I been misled by my hipster chums?

EDIT: nevermind the wife's picked some garb one off amazon.

[Mike]

It's still this:
https://d2h1pu99sxkfvn.cloudfront.net/b0/3731373/358042136_DfJOncolTQ/P6.jpg

[Foe]

Just get a boot bag. Assume baby stuff is really small so just keep it inside your preds and be prepared for spontaneous cuppy doubles opportunities.

[John]

You can get bags designed to hold baby stuff. Get one of those.

[Magic]

You can get bags designed to hold baby stuff. Get one of those.

Agreed you'll just look like a fucking nonce stotting about with baby bottles, dummies, nappies and condoms in an Umbro terrorist bag.

[Magic]

Can you wear a tie with a shirt that has the company logo on it?

[Baz]

You can get bags designed to hold baby stuff. Get one of those.

Agreed you'll just look like a fucking nonce stotting about with baby bottles, dummies, nappies and condoms in an Umbro terrorist bag.
But I'm gonna look cool with this on my back, right? :moop:

https://i.imgur.com/HmMEVzH.jpg?3
(https://www.amazon.co.uk/Multi-function-Changing-Waterproof-Traveling-Pink-Grey/dp/B075JWRBKP/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_75_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=SHQHTMPDH6023AHNVJYA&th=1)

[SvN]

Right, that's it. I'm telling my wife to get back on the pill.

[Magic]

Can you wear a tie with a shirt that has the company logo on it?

Apparently not. Have to get shopping in Matalan now.

[Giggles]

I ordered one of these off RS in work the other day. 2 15" laptops, 3 tablets, battery pack, about 15 assorted cables, and numerous other bits and there's still enough free pockets for a load of stuff. Plus it doesn't make me look like a fruit :drool:

https://media.rs-online.com/t_large/R7121078-01.jpg

[Magic]

4 zips? :D

You look like a fucking fruitloop.

[igor_balis]

what's with all the little hoodlums wearing those tiny fucking adidas fanny pack things, they look both shit and impractical

[Giggles]

4 zips? :D

You look like a fucking fruitloop.

It's not as if I'd wear one on my back anyway. It's goes from house to car to office.

[Magic]

It's not as if I'd wear one on my back anyway. It's goes from house to car to office.

Get a pair of Osiris like phonics to complete 3rd year IT student starter pack.

[Giggles]

Get a pair of Osiris like phonics to complete 3rd year IT student starter pack.

A student wouldn't be able to carry it. Anyway it's highly functional and free, two of my favourite things.

[Magic]

A student wouldn't be able to carry it.

:D

[Giggles]

:D

Especially not the types you get these days. They're too weak from being vegan and crying over someone being mean online. So yeah, pretty much phonics.

[phonics]

Got a pair of these in this and black for 40 quid (down from 140) each. :drool:

https://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/supra-vaider-lx-white-leather-2.jpg
https://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/supra-vaider-lx-white-leather-1.jpg

[Mike]

A pair for £40 each?

[phonics]

Yeah.

[Spikey M]

They usually come in pairs.

[Giggles]

Have you been buying shoes in ones up til now phonics?

[phonics]

As in I got a black pair and a white pair for 40 quid each? What's complicated here? If each isn't on the end of that sentence then I spent a total of 40 quid. I spent 80.

[Spikey M]

£80 a pair? Madness.

[Mike]

Ah I misread what you’d wrote. Makes perfect sense. Soz!

[Lewis]

£280 for those. :lol:

[SincereTheRebel]

I paid £250 for the invisible women about 10 years ago. Worn once and been shelved ever since. Its never worth it Phonics


https://www.flightclub.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1600x1140/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/2/020488_02.jpg7

[SincereTheRebel]

Who does the best plain crew neck t-shirts? Ive bought all my plain ones from Uniqlo but went into Next at the weekend and bought some black ones and they are not as good, as the neck area is too wide for me.

[John]

H&M.

[SvN]

Uniqlo get all of the basics right.

[-james-]

Cos is great if you want to spend a few bob more.

[Baz]

The fit of uniqlo is bad for me.

Bought some for £1.80 in Primark and honestly can’t fault them.

[phonics]

Everytime I open this page, I can't get over Sincere's translucent Nike's.

[Boydy]

They're still not as bad as those things you posted before.

Not the last ones. Those mental shiny red ones.

[phonics]

You think that's a dig at me but you're only showing yourself up there Boyd.

[SincereTheRebel]

The fit of uniqlo is bad for me.

Bought some for £1.80 in Primark and honestly can’t fault them.

Tried them and they are a mess. I use the ones I bought as pyjamas. Way too thin and cheap to wear on the road.

[SincereTheRebel]

Funeral Suit

Black or Navy or Charcoal Gray

?

[SvN]

Black

Last funeral I went to there was a tool in a fucking maroon suit.

[SincereTheRebel]

You cant try and be the star at a funeral. That's not a good look. I no that for sure.

[Baz]

Bought some shorts.

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/47816073_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/pierre-cardin-aop-chino-shorts-mens-478160?colcode=47816073)

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/47820309_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/soviet-dot-shorts-478203?colcode=47820309)

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/47823116_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/pierre-cardin-geo-printed-chino-shorts-mens-478231?colcode=47823116)

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/47913669_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/hot-tuna-oasis-shorts-mens-479136?colcode=47913669)

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/64504403_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/firetrap-denim-shorts-mens-645044?colcode=64504403)

https://images.sportsdirect.com/images/products/37231821_l.jpg (https://www.sportsdirect.com/nike-england-home-shorts-2018--372318?colcode=37231821)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I was going to lol at the first ones until I saw the fourth pair.

[Baz]

I was going to lol at the first ones until I saw the fourth pair.Fourth pair are swimming shorts so they're acceptable. I'm unsure on the first ones, admittedly.

[SincereTheRebel]

Are those jeans shorts?

[Baz]

Are those jeans shorts?The black ones? I think so. Hoping you can’t really tell from afar but we’ll see.

[Mike]

I like them all apart from pair 3. :)

[Baz]

I’m gon wear pair 3 on Saturday then.

Or do a Boom-Boom-18 and wear three pairs. :harold:

[Mike]

Done my annual back to work shop.

After two years of expensive Nike trainers this years are a pair of Adidas Nizza.
https://i.imgur.com/GdjyEtK.jpg

[Baz]

Bought some pants for my new job:

https://xcdn.next.co.uk/Common/Items/Default/Default/ItemImages/AltItemShot/315x472/536673.jpg (https://www.next.co.uk/g674314s3#536673)

https://xcdn.next.co.uk/common/Items/Default/Default/Publications/G67/shotview-315x472/334/375-050s.jpg (https://www.next.co.uk/g67334s12#375050)

:) Plus three new white shirts.

Waiting for these grey ones (https://www.next.co.uk/g67334s21#199095) to come back into stock in my size too.

[Foe]

I bought a drinking kilt.

Fully expect it to fall apart.

[phonics]

Bought all the UNIQLO DBZ shirts because I'm a fucking mark.

[SincereTheRebel]

A square is what you are.

[phonics]

I'm wearing a Mr. Satan - World Champion shirt. The only square I am is the Squared Circle.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeDuHrhXkAAw0Tc.jpg

UNIQLO is such good quality stuff for the price though. I could genuinely make my entire wardrobe out of their non branded stuff.

[Pepe]

I bought a few custom tailored shirts ("because I'm a fucking mark") a few months ago. Well, last time I washed them, they came out all covered in yellow stains. Seething doesn't even begin to describe it.

[phonics]

I've just seen the worst shirt of all time that I must have.

https://i.imgur.com/eWRvWYM.png

[Boydy]

Would go well with your worst trainers of all time

[phonics]

Literally stopped in the street and asked by 2 seperate people where they could buy a set of 'the worst trainers of all time'.

This is Zidane's jacket all over again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Probably homeless that you paid to do so.

[igor_balis]

This just appeared on my facebook feed:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43479430_10155525969897163_3602494288711122944_n.j pg?_nc_cat=107&oh=1fc91bed7325115b62cbcc24d3f8276f&oe=5C50F9CA


"Wedding later, better get my beanie and trainers ready."

[SvN]

A guy I used to work with was going bald and wore a beanie 24/7. I knew him for 4 years and saw him without it once, when someone snatched it off his head as a joke - he went mental and stormed off home. We also tried to go bowling as a group once and the bouncer wouldn't let him in with his hat on, so again he went home.

He got married in a flat cap, which I assume was a compromise with his wife.

[Lewis]

'A guy I used to work with'.

[SvN]

:D

This was during the glory years where I had flowing locks.

[Pepe]

'A guy I used to work with'.

:lol:

[Lewis]

The two baldies I know in real life have taken it rather well, but I think they knew it was coming well before time so had probably resigned themselves to it. One of them briefly started to grow it back when one of his black girlfriends left him, which he put down to not being stressed out by all her sass and teeth sucking, but then he got another one and it started going again, so he's probably allergic to soul food.

[SincereTheRebel]

I don't understand why going bald is bad. It's a common thing now. It's surely not that much of an issue. Moat man can grow epic beards by the time they balding on top. Once you have a full beard, you are nice as far as im concerned .

[Shindig]

Lewis lays into it like he's got a genetic timebomb.

[Boydy]

There's nothing wrong with it, Lewis is just really weird about it. Daddy issues or something

[Lewis]

I've got a fat head. I would look shit bald. Fortunately the family hair game is strong, so I should be alright.

[Baz]

I don't understand why going bald is bad. It's a common thing now. It's surely not that much of an issue. Moat man can grow epic beards by the time they balding on top. Once you have a full beard, you are nice as far as im concerned .
I will never be able to grow a beard, and my hair is wispy at best. :(

[phonics]

Got shown these:

https://i.imgur.com/nI0brwU.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jj2jiiD.jpg

And even the 1k price wasn't enough to put me off but they were sold out :(

So I bought a pair of these instead for 100.

https://i.imgur.com/TJ074lY.png

[John]

A grand for those. :lol:

The AFs are great though.

[phonics]

A grand for those. :lol:

The AFs are great though.

Markets massively inflated because of resellers/collectors that will never wear any of them. So annoying. Anything custom/limited run will always be >500.

[John]

The reason doesn't matter. They aren't even nice so you're just as big a mug if you're paying that to stick them in a glass box as you are if you plan on wearing them every day.

[SincereTheRebel]

I dont like AF1. They are so big and heavy on your feet.

[igor_balis]

A grand? Do you have donkey brains?

[phonics]

No just poor taste and an unspent bonus.

[Boydy]

A grand? Do you have donkey brains?
:D

[Spikey M]

+1 for the Donkey Brain theory.

[Mike]

I’d be all over a pair of IV’s in those colours without the gameboy stuff on them.

[Spikey M]

That’s another +1 :baz:

[Lewis]

Imagine collecting things like that.

[Mike]

I wouldn’t get the £1000 ones, grey IV’s for a normal price though. Boss. Never owned a pair either, I’ve always had 1’s and 3’s.

[phonics]

I’d be all over a pair of IV’s in those colours without the gameboy stuff on them.

I really dislike Jordans but I liked the theme so I'm going to have to back Spikey here.

[phonics]

Grey Jordan IVs already exist anyway

https://www.lacesout.net/resources/jordan-laces/nike-air-jordan-4-laces/
(https://www.lacesout.net/resources/jordan-laces/nike-air-jordan-4-laces/)
https://www.lacesout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/nike-air-jordan-4-shoelace-sizing-specifications.png

I fucking hate those plastic bits. Tacky in a non endearing way.

[Giggles]

Which bits in particular are the plastic?

[Mike]

They grey triangle part.
Having never owned any I always assumed they felt more like the rubber on the back rather than a hard plastic :(

[Baz]

I dont like AF1. They are so big and heavy on your feet.I feel like that. They do look great if they’re bright white box fresh though.

[phonics]

Which bits in particular are the plastic?

The bits with the faux black spray paint on. They're rounded off so they look/feel like milk-crate plastic.


I feel like that. They do look great if they’re bright white box fresh though.

There's a reason the heels of all my shoes look like this:

https://i.imgur.com/wlrK94F.jpg

I drag my feet like a motherfucker.

[Pepe]

All of those look like space boots. Horrendous stuff.

[Giggles]

Peps :cool:

[phonics]

All of those look like space boots. Horrendous stuff.

You spent an extra 10k to drive a hairdressers car with go faster stripes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You spent an extra 10k to drive a hairdressers car with go faster stripes.

I'd rather that than the Gameboy boots for a grand.

[Pepe]

You spent an extra 10k to drive a race car with go faster stripes.

Fixed that one for you mate.

https://i.imgur.com/MPDU6Lo.jpg

:cool:

[mugbull]

My friend made this shirt:

https://www.misplacedcontext.com/products/airplane-safety-t-shirt


Proper good. It'll be seeing a lot of wear.

[phonics]

I don't get it. Or any of his other stuff tbh. One of thems just a screenshot of teletubbies?

Also isn't that from an actual airline safety brochure? Has he not considered he's going to be sued and lose any revenue and pay damages?

He can't even claim parody because "We take objects and designs you have seen before, but never thought about, and we print them on our garments. We hope you enjoy." is just straight up admitting the 'originality' of the piece is that it's on a t-shirt instead of in an airplane.

[Baz]

So what you’re saying is it will soon be limited edition? Buy buy buy.

[Spikey M]

All boot style trainers are fucking ugly. I really don’t get it.

[mugbull]

I don't get it. Or any of his other stuff tbh. One of thems just a screenshot of teletubbies?

Also isn't that from an actual airline safety brochure? Has he not considered he's going to be sued and lose any revenue and pay damages?

He can't even claim parody because "We take objects and designs you have seen before, but never thought about, and we print them on our garments. We hope you enjoy." is just straight up admitting the 'originality' of the piece is that it's on a t-shirt instead of in an airplane.

The kid's face in the third panel makes it. I couldn't stop laughing.

The other shirts aren't funny, but there's something interesting about them. Esp the no-smoking one.

Yeah he might get sued

[Giggles]

I don't get it, but in a rather reassuring way.

[Spikey M]

They’re shit T-shirts Giggs, not a lot to get.

[Giggles]

They’re shit T-shirts Giggs, not a lot to get.

It's more why mokbull was doubled over at the sight of it.

[Spikey M]

Because he’s a fucking weirdo.

Put that on a t-shirt you cunt.

[igor_balis]

I'm not big on ironic or 'funny' t-shirts but I do have a home taping is killing music t shirt from the 80s campaign of the same name that's very trendy!!

[SincereTheRebel]

Ive just done my yearly reload of socks.

New socks :drool:

[mugbull]

I'm not big on ironic or 'funny' t-shirts but I do have a home taping is killing music t shirt from the 80s campaign of the same name that's very trendy!!

T-shirts that try to be funny are stupid. Shirts that make no sense at all are the real winners.

[phonics]

Put that on a t-shirt.

[mugbull]

I only wear basketball jerseys, in every scenario

[Jimmy Floyd]

Ive just done my yearly reload of socks.

New socks :drool:

I've always said that if I'm ever rich, my one true indulgence will be a new pair of socks every day.

[phonics]

I've always said that if I'm ever rich, my one true indulgence will be a new pair of socks every day.

https://www.sockracy.com

[Baz]

Nike.com has 22% off for Singles Day (dunno) with the code S22NGLE. You must be logged in for the code to work. Just ordered these for £78:

https://c.static-nike.com/a/images/f_auto,b_rgb:f5f5f5,w_640/rfy35yvdnhwroqiudy0v/jordan-courtside-23-shoe-px9pDl.jpg (https://www.nike.com/gb/t/jordan-courtside-23-shoe-px9pDl/AR1000-023?FB&cp=euns_AD_FBK_F3D_CMP_UK_HO18_XCAT_GEN_REV_M)

[Offshore Toon]

Opinions plz, and also any good sites for trainers. I haven't bought any in a while cause nothing has caught my eye, but its getting to the point where a decision needs to be made. None of these jump out at me but something has to be done.

https://render.nikeid.com/ir/render/nikeidrender/AM1HO18PEND_v6?obj=/s/shadow/shad&show&color=000000&obj=/s/g17&color=3e3d35&show&obj=/s/g18&color=504c38&show&obj=/s/g19&color=353635&show&obj=/s/g5&color=43322e&show&obj=/s/g6&color=f1e4df&show&obj=/s/g7&color=5e5754&show&obj=/s/g8&color=808080&show&obj=/s/g10&color=252829&show&obj=/s/g1/solid&color=3e3d35&show&obj=/s/g2/nubuck&color=252829&show&obj=/s/g3/nubuck&color=252829&show&obj=/s/g4&color=252829&show&obj=/s/g9&color=22202a&show&obj=/s/g12/solid&color=434749&show&obj=/s/g13&color=3d3a38&show&obj=/s/g20&color=f6f1e4&show&obj=/s/g21&color=483f39&show&obj=/s/g22&color=8e734c&show&obj=/s/g23/label&show&obj=/s&req=object&fmt=png-alpha&icc=AdobeRGB&wid=2500

https://www.endclothing.com/gb/nike-air-max-90-1-aj7695-107.html

https://www.endclothing.com/gb/nike-air-max-1-ah8145-109.html

https://www.asos.com/new-balance/new-balance-modern-classic-373-trainers-in-black-ml373gre/prd/7658890?clr=black&SearchQuery=trainers&gridcolumn=2&gridrow=5&gridsize=4&pge=1&pgesize=72&totalstyles=271

https://www.asos.com/nike/nike-air-max-1-trainers-in-white-ah8145-104/prd/9059561?CTAref=We%20Recommend%20Carousel_3&featureref1=we%20recommend%20pers

[John]

The Adidas site has a decent sale on at the moment. I got two pairs of Primeknits for myself and a few bits as gifts the other day. Think the biggest discount I saw was close to sixty percent.

[Offshore Toon]

Cheers, I'll take a look.

[Mike]

The all white air max from End Clothing from those. Air max are like wearing slippers too, so comfy and who doesn’t love crisp whites. On sale too!

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, I'm thinking get them and the black NB ones for when its mucky outside and I don't want to mess up the Air Max.

[John]

Ordered some trainers and jeans online on a gift card, and the trainers are really not as advertised. On the site they looked very, very pale pink so I went for it because I have an opening for some off colour trainers. They've turned up and they're the same colour as a Prawn Cocktail crisp packet. :moop:

[SincereTheRebel]

Stand on your square and wear them. Entertain us with a pose with them on...

[Baz]

I really wanted this (https://macsavagemerch.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/macsavage-t-shirt) until I saw that it has writing on the back. :(

[igor_balis]

Plz recommend me a longish hooded waterproof jacket

[Giggles]

Plz recommend me a longish hooded waterproof jacket


https://homevibe.co.uk/WebRoot/Store25/Shops/2df70c35-71aa-4b71-95da-86bbb525de48/5D54/0A76/016D/CE14/4A49/0A48/355E/A000/ewgegwegweg.jpg

[Pen]

I have that in orange. Would recommend 👍

[-james-]

http://www.so-solid.at/shop/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lasertagPink_1_1.jpg

http://www.so-solid.at/shop/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/jungle_mintbert_1_minzNaht.png


Peak of comfort.

[Baz]

Gz on coming out.

[-james-]

Gz on coming out.

What do you mean?

[Spikey M]

When's the op?

[Foe]

I’m assuming you wear those as tights underneath a pair of shorts?

Otherwise that’s rogue behaviour. And by rogue I definitely mean pervert.

[Lewis]

They're climbing leggings aren't they?

[-james-]

I don't think you need to wear shorts over them. I sometimes do, because pockets are good.

They're designed for climbing but they're pretty good all round gear. I'm not wearing them to the pub obv.

[Spikey M]

Unacceptable behaviour.

[Pepe]

Wait, you actually go out wearing only that? :lol:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is there not a lunchbox effect that some might see as undesirable?

[Spikey M]

On James? In Scotland? In the winter?

[-james-]

They're not obscene. Probably because I have a tiny penis lmao haha.

[phonics]

I assumed these were for cycling but it turns out we've found a weird kink of a poster which is fun.

[-james-]

It's not a kink idiot, it's just comfortable clothing.

[Pepe]

We need pictures.

[-james-]

You would, you filthy pervert.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He just wants to see some olives.

[Giggles]

Going around naked world be comfortable too but it doesn't mean you should any more than you should go around dressed like a deviant.

[-james-]

That seems fair.

[Baz]

Just bought 2 snide t-shirts, a hoodie and a cap from China. The process of buying them and getting them to me is a ballache but figured it's worth a shot.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/EBnLM3YN2Ab4U3b-CwlsoXzL4SK4JEZqXk20U-BxtAy_WoqHHpU3rRoZm8bG7YGkZZMm7gHjK_Sits16e-uWrTCqxzfnoC0HJxeWRtlSzw (https://uk.octobersveryown.com/products/ovo-essentials-tshirt-rp-black?variant=2111204327436)

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2716/4052/products/ovo-drake-small-owl-hoodie-streetgarm-facial-hair-photograph-beard-chin-male-fun-snapshot_803.jpg?v=1562665303 (https://uk.octobersveryown.com/products/classic-owl-hoodie-f19-black?variant=29504710508631)

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0035/8796/4995/products/product-image-788218033_1200x1200.jpg?v=1571726822 (https://uk.octobersveryown.com/products/ovo-essentials-cap-black?variant=29386469245015)

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1234/1684/products/25906_209650_460x.jpg?v=1578615268 (https://paom.com/products/golf-wang-bimmer-tyler-the-creator?variant=13085313761357)

[Andy]

I've got a few OVO bits.

Just buy the proper stuff.

[Giggles]

I can’t remember the last clothes I bought. This lockdown is great as I only need work clothes and my tracksuit bottoms.

[Don]

This is a fun spin on Werewolf giving Timbo and Sincere account swaps with other members. Baz and Andy are a bit too obvious though.

[Baz]

https://media.finishline.com/i/finishline/BV7427_102_P2?$Main_3quarter_gray$&bg=rgb(237,237,237) (https://www.zalando.co.uk/nike-performance-lebron-witness-iv-basketball-shoes-n1242a1wb-a14.html)

[Manc]

Seasonal COS sale is a must. 70% off in places.

[Offshore Toon]

Intriguing, Baz. Link?

[SincereTheRebel]

The image is linkable

[Spikey M]

Do they do Clown trousers and bow ties too?

[phonics]

I wish I could pull those off and while I'm here, you will look hilariously white in those.

[Baz]

I am white.

They’ll be exclusively worn with shorts, if that makes a difference.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You'll look like you're trying to pick up "chernos".

[Lewis]

Nike Air Timmy Malletts.

[Pepe]

White people wearing 'Lebrons'. :harold:

[Offshore Toon]

Not a fan of that bobble in the middle of the sole.

[Don]

Damn Danielllllllll.

[Giggles]

White people wearing 'Lebrons'. :harold:

Your closer to white.

[Pepe]

Which is why I don't wear them.

[Boom]

I've just bought these - https://www.asos.com/bershka/bershka-slim-fit-jeans-in-black/prd/20691196?colourwayid=60079801&SearchQuery=jeans

Which I'm planning to wear with these - https://www.asos.com/levis/levis-youth-519-super-skinny-fit-hi-ball-roll-jeans-in-reznor-mid-vintage-wash/prd/20403633?colourwayid=60050898&SearchQuery=jeans

[Pepe]

I got some of these badboys.

https://images.asics.com/is/image/asics/1183A701_100_SB_FR?$zoom$

[Baz]

Does anyone here own any Alexander McQueen clothes? Or know what the quality is like?

[-james-]

I sometimes lol at their >200 quid graphic tees when browsing. You'd hope their stuff is at least well made, for what you're paying.

[Baz]

I sometimes lol at their >200 quid graphic tees when browsing. You'd hope their stuff is at least well made, for what you're paying.Indeed. I don't know aboout paying full whack but quite like these:

https://media.very.co.uk/i/very/QMJYV_SQ1_0000001684_OPTIC_WHITE_MDf/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-logo-patch-t-shirt-white.jpg?$234x312_standard$&$roundel_very$&p1_img=new_2017 (https://www.very.co.uk/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-logo-patch-t-shirt-white/1600494757.prd) https://media.very.co.uk/i/very/P9NV3_SQ1_0000000004_BLACK_MDf/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-logo-patch-t-shirt-black.jpg?$234x312_standard$ (https://www.very.co.uk/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-logo-patch-t-shirt-black/1600383212.prd) https://media.very.co.uk/i/very/QMLHL_SQ1_0000000004_BLACK_MDf/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-badge-sweatshirt-black.jpg?$234x312_standard$&$roundel_very$&p1_img=new_2017 (https://www.very.co.uk/mcq-alexander-mcqueen-monster-badge-sweatshirt-black/1600494760.prd)

[Spikey M]

Lol

[Don]

Lmao

[Giggles]

Are they ones that are over £200?

[Pepe]

Nah, the one on the right is only £195.

[Ian]

Anybody spending that much on those probably shouldn't be allowed to have control of their own bank account for their own safety.

There are all sorts of wrong'uns going about offering too-good-to-be-true deals on magic beans these days, anything could happen.

[Giggles]

Nah, the one on the right is only £195.

Then may I also add a lol.

[Lewis]

Sez Webly dropping sixty quid a month on personalised beer mats for his pathetic living room 'pub'.

[Raoul Duke]

They're just a rip off of Commes Des Garcons: https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/comme-des-garcons/play

Also: lol

[Baz]

Does anyone here own any Alexander McQueen clothes? Or know what the quality is like?Can confirm the quality of the tshirts is very good but the fit/cut is not, and the "sweatshirt" is actually a jumper. :happycry:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Exactly how much did it cost you?

[Baz]

Exactly how much did it cost you?
Nothing, cos I sent them back.

[SincereTheRebel]

Nothing, cos I sent them back.

How much did you charge them for their inconvenience?

[niko_cee]

They're just a rip off of Commes Des Garcons: https://shop.doverstreetmarket.com/comme-des-garcons/play

Also: lol

Those things coming in at £70 for a t-shirt is equally lolworthy.

[phonics]

https://i.imgur.com/kAKTiPf.png

<3

[Mike]

:cool2:

[SvN]

How much time did you spend staging the photo?

[Pen]

Not really in the spirit of the thread, but I’m attempting to go a whole year without buying any new clothes, with the exception of something breaking and needing to be replaced (like say football boots). We did some cleaning around Christmas and even after putting quite a bit of stuff away I still have way too much stuff.

[Raoul Duke]

Similar here actually - haven't bought anything for ages. Just no reason to bother :moop:

[SincereTheRebel]

I tried to give some old clothes and bed sheets/duvets to multiple rough looking people in the streets. They have been rejected every time :D

With lockdown in full affect, I may just have to dump my old garments at the local skip. Cant even donate them to an organisation or real people.

[Spikey M]

Fond memories of my mate coming out of a shop with a sandwich for the homeless geezer sat outside only to have it bowled at the back of his head as he walked off.

[Offshore Toon]

Our main homeless bloke is renowned for turning down tuna sandwiches.

[SvN]

The good thing about becoming a fat bastard is that if/when I get back to an acceptable weight, I'll have loads of clothes I haven't worn in years.

[Shindig]

I've got old stuff I need to look through and see what's wearable. Working from home means the bar of quality is low.

[Manc]

Our main homeless bloke is renowned for turning down tuna sandwiches.

So he should. Absolutely rancid.

[SvN]

Fond memories of my mate coming out of a shop with a sandwich for the homeless geezer sat outside only to have it bowled at the back of his head as he walked off.

When I was in Sixth Form, our year group went to an Open Day at the University of Birmingham. Before we got the train, most of us went to McDonalds to get breakfast. One smug cunt in our year saw it as an opportunity to show what a ruddy great bloke he was, and bought a coffee for the crackhead sat outside. When he handed it over and said "Good luck chap", the guy looked at him and poured it right down the drain next to him without saying a word :D.

[phonics]

A load of the Arsenal Retro gear that went on sale.

https://i1.adis.ws/i/ArsenalDirect/n03067_f?$810x810$&.jpg
https://i1.adis.ws/i/ArsenalDirect/a9878_f?$810x810$&.jpg

and then because I had to put money on my card, got this as well.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0043/0804/1831/products/596_image_4_5_detail_4ce6361a-7d96-41d2-ad5b-8116b88b07fe_600x.jpg

[Spikey M]

If you delete this quickly it can be our secret. Nobody else needs to know.

[Offshore Toon]

That shirt's a bit racist, mate.

[phonics]

Also got this:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0285/8572/1965/products/mockupchampneraSTEPOVER_720x.png

[Shindig]

"Some of my best shirts are black."

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/7yRpYRU.png

Grabbed that for going back to work.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Reg]

What's the strange basketball picture? A reference that I don't know enough about basketball to get?

The retro Arsenal shirts are nice.

I got this for my Dad last Christmas: (huge image)
https://shop.brightonandhovealbion.com/siteimg/prodhires/1057-505.jpg

[phonics]

It's Iverson stepping over Ty Lue.

http://dsz7vodgjx60a.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/06223423/tumblr_m4i2nehDel1qm9rypo1_1280.jpg

[Baz]

Similar to this (https://fourfourtee.com/products/the-line-robbie-fowler) sort of thing:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0447/7016/4894/products/mockup-f0b141ba_1296x.jpg?v=1599319921

[Don]

Had to retire my 5 year old Nikes and went with these from a shop:

https://www.newbalance.co.uk/men/shoes/lifestyle/720/UL720V1-30682-U.html

Nothing particularly interesting beside the fact I've just seen them online for £45 :moop: They're ridiculously light which I liked but since purchase, I've realised I need to relearn how to walk in them to maintain my swagger that I'd grown accustomed to in my old pair and, additionally, my feet are probably going to freeze to death in winter so I may need to break my 1 pair policy.

[Spikey M]

How very Romanian.

[Baz]

Reckon a green suit (https://www.cavani.co.uk/house-of-cavani-caridi-olive-check-three-piece-suit-p1193) will look daft at a Christening/Baptism (I don’t know which it is even though it’s my own kids.)

Chris Hughes (https://www.instagram.com/p/CbNHMOdtjXw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) wore it at Cheltenham festival and it looked okay, but it was Paddy’s Day so you know, green. I'd wear it with a shirt and tie, obvs.

[Manc]

So that's why you follow the horses.

[SincereTheRebel]

Fuking Dickhead.

[Panda Bear]

Reckon a green suit (https://www.cavani.co.uk/house-of-cavani-caridi-olive-check-three-piece-suit-p1193) will look daft at a Christening/Baptism (I don’t know which it is even though it’s my own kids.)

Chris Hughes (https://www.instagram.com/p/CbNHMOdtjXw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) wore it at Cheltenham festival and it looked okay, but it was Paddy’s Day so you know, green. I'd wear it with a shirt and tie, obvs.Sometimes it is kind to be cruel.

You are not someone who can wear a green suit like that.

[Spikey M]

I disagree. Rock it Baz. Wear green shoes and a trilby too.

[Baz]

Well I ordered it before posting so

[Lewis]

I disagree. Rock it Baz. Wear green shoes and a trilby too.

Yeah draw some question marks on it as well.

[Pepe]

Suit looks fine to me.

[Luca]

That’s a decent shade of green. I expected gaudier. Fuck the haters.

[Shindig]

Yeah, that's nice and subtle.

[phonics]

https://i.imgur.com/3ULuCCJ.png

[Manc]

Best place to buy vintage kits?

[Don]

DHGate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://imgs.capitalfm.com/images/558833?crop=16_9&width=660&relax=1&signature=EEr1Q15r5Gl3q1xQXQGuvWqqrcQ=

Anyone ordering?

[Pepe]

Is he wearing the logo?

[Giggles]

Another cry for help.

[Baz]

What’s the story there then. :cab:

[Shindig]

Missy Elliott would like her suit back.

[Spikey M]

What’s the story there then. :cab:

The management team saw a gap in the market.

[Baz]

https://media.finishline.com/i/finishline/BV7427_102_P2?$Main_3quarter_gray$&bg=rgb(237,237,237) (https://www.zalando.co.uk/nike-performance-lebron-witness-iv-basketball-shoes-n1242a1wb-a14.html)

Just got back from Lanzarote, where I finally got to wear these all week. They’re awesome. One of my favourite ever pairs of trainers.

[Manc]

Gimp.

[Offshore Toon]

Shoes like those look nice until they're actually worn.

[Baz]

Shoes like those look nice until they're actually worn.

And get scuffed up, or just look daft even when new?

Either way, these are neither. :nod:

[Offshore Toon]

We need a pic of you wearing them.

[Waffdon]

Jesus, they’re horrendous. 14 year old vibes.

[Baz]

We need a pic of you wearing them.
Do we?

https://i.imgur.com/kGWHyFB.jpg

Best I’ve got.