Royal Wedding Thread

[Magic]

:drool:

Some real tang on show here lads.

[Spikey M]

Bender

[Magic]

Fuck off its two good guys having a good day enjoy out because most stuff is fucking misery.

[Disco]

Here's hoping for a James Hewitt run in.

[Magic]

James Cordon is there. Turned off.

[Henry]

Fucking lizard people. Fuck them.

[Magic]

Fucking lizard people. Fuck them.

:D

Get fucked you total melt.

[Giggles]

The media here should be all disbanded for the coverage they've been giving this fucking shite all week.

[Magic]

The media here should be all disbanded for the coverage they've been giving this fucking shite all week.

Agreed in your country.

[SincereTheRebel]

Unless they start shape-shifting on camera, man not interested.

[Mike]

We have a wedding thread but no FA cup one? What even are we?

[Magic]

Who gives a shite about that negative bollocks.

[igor_balis]

:drink:

[Spikey M]

I’m sat in the garden (courtesy my outstanding WiFi range extender) while my wife watches this bollocks. There’s people I actually know and like who’s weddings I could just about be arsed with, so fuck this.

[Magic]

Bet you couldn't stream it you cunt.

[Spikey M]

I’ll periscope your mum in a fucking minute

[igor_balis]

my manager, after 2 years of insisting that we can't show anything other than a shit minute long advertising loop on the telly, insisted on getting it set up so she can watch it during work today. i'll give her a pass because she's really lovely and it'll mean she'll have no excuse during the world cup, but it's so fucking weird.

[Magic]

my manager, after 2 years of insisting that we can't show anything other than a shit minute long advertising loop on the telly, insisted on getting it set up so she can watch it during work today. i'll give her a pass because she's really lovely and it'll mean she'll have no excuse during the world cup, but it's so fucking weird.

Stream efukt cam whore bloopers 2017 instead.

[Giggles]

Bet she'll conveniently forget once the World Cup starts.

[Lewis]

The only people sadder than the people lining up outside are the people falling over themselves to tell you they aren't watching it.

[Lewis]

Shave it off William lad fucking hell.

[Lewis]

Prince Philip will be raging at this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I just turned it on, black priest is great.

[Magic]

The BREXITEERS and orange lodge will be RAGING.

[Lewis]

He isn't going to stop.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fire wont let him stop.

[Shindig]

"We've got two hours to fill. Can you stretch?"

[Pleb]

That was something.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

His fire went out :(

[Queenslander]

What's with all the blacks?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They're trying to kill off Phillip.

[Lewis]

They're everywhere these days.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I want to see the reception.

I reckon it's proper naughty.

[Spikey M]

They’ll wait for the queen to leave, then every nose is getting powdered.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How is there still 2 hours left?

[Lewis]

They have to make sure all her papers are in order.

[Disco]

How is there still 2 hours left?

They're building to the big payoff.

https://i.imgur.com/5OMACdQ.png

[Giggles]

Second headline on RTÉ news :face: :mad:

Should be allowed get a TV licence fee refund off the cunts.

EDIT: Third. Point still stands though. Shouldn't be on it at all.

[Spikey M]

You’re always welcome back in THE EMPIRE if you want.

[Giggles]

You’re always welcome back in THE EMPIRE if you want.

If you ever start it up again give us a shout.

[Spikey M]

You will show Gibraltar and that Uninhabitable rock off Antatrtica the respect they deserve.

[Lewis]

The Irish will have been glued to their black and white tellies reassuring each other that Britain is OBSESSED with them.

[Giggles]

Britain tends to be obsessed with a lot of old parts of the former empire that they couldn't hold on to.

Piy we didn't stay though. I might have been able to watch that snooker game that I hear people talking about.

[Lewis]

We don't care. The Six Nations captures the dynamic at a more local level. We don't like losing to Wales and Ireland, but we're not the ones living for it.

[Giggles]

We don't care. The Six Nations captures the dynamic at a more local level. We don't like losing to Wales and Ireland, but we're not the ones living for it.

I don't really follow the sport but don't the English rfu not take their ball and run home sulking when their clubs aren't winning things? I'm sure I've read about them doing that along with the French.

[Dquincy]

I loved watching the royal wedding and all that came with it. I think having recently got into Suits added to my enthusiasm.

[Kikó]

We don't care. The Six Nations captures the dynamic at a more local level. We don't like losing to Wales and Ireland, but we're not the ones living for it.

Complete balls. Have you missed brexit?

[Lewis]

The European Union is more a manifestation of national insecurity than wanting to leave it.