European Semi Finals Second Legs (& Dead Scousers)

[Magic]

I'm going to settle on "literally every player on both sides fails drug tests".

That or an unfixable clerical error in the UEFA office that accidentally gave the trophy to Plymouth Argyle.

Or match fixing.

:henn0rz:

[Giggles]

Crowd trouble and both turfed out would be glorious, though unlikely as Liverpool seem to be the only club in Europe with a free pass for that.

[Foe]

UEFA award the trophy to Arsene Wenger for his contributions to English football.

Alternatively, neither team makes it to the stadium as Putin decide to invade deeper into Ukraine ahead of the World Cup.

[Shindig]

Gianluigi Buffon holds everyone hostage.

[Boydy]

So this is all basically the worst of all possible outcomes for me. Liverpool and Real Madrid are the two teams I hate the most, and one of them is definitely going to win. Unless something amazing happens.

I thought you were better than to join in with the Liverpool hate. :nono:

[Disco]

Even Ital, the nicest person on the internet, can't face liking Liverpool.

[Yevrah]

Ignore me. Go Liverpool.

[John Arne]

Scenes at the Hawthorns.

[Giggles]

How different it could have been if they hadn't went with that parasite Pardew.

[igor_balis]

Fucking hell.

[Magic]

The Yids :harold:

Such perennial shitebags.

[Giggles]

Normally wouldn't look twice at a black woman but that one on the womens final is a cracker.

[SincereTheRebel]

Normally wouldn't look twice at a black woman but that one on the womens final is a cracker.

Watch your fucking mouth you scumbag

[Giggles]

Watch your fucking mouth you scumbag

For my personal preferences? It's the exact same thing as someone saying they're not into redheads you victim complex toting twat.

[Foe]

Christ the quality of this game is almost as bad as the women's cup final.

Zzzzzz

[SincereTheRebel]

With wolves in the big league next season. I dont know if WBA staying up is a good or bad.

[SincereTheRebel]

Womens football is fine to watch. But the goalkeeping is really bad.

[Kikó]

Darren Moore should be leading England at the World Cup.

[Mellberg]

Crowd trouble and both turfed out would be glorious, though unlikely as Liverpool seem to be the only club in Europe with a free pass for that.

Apart from that time they had all of England turfed out for 5 years.

[Magic]

Allardyce is pure toxic to football. What an utter cunt. Him and Hughes can fucking die

[Giggles]

Apart from that time they had all of England turfed out for 5 years.

Yeah but they've got so much more moany since then. Uefa are afraid of their shit of them.

[Giggles]

Landed on this yank game by accident. I'd regularly see better defending down the local pitches.

[Spikey M]

Allardyce is pure toxic to football. What an utter cunt. Him and Hughes can fucking die

We have been ROBBED of him taking England to the World Cup. ‘The Boys’ in the Tactics Truck talking about passion and man-management being a match for any of that foreign ‘system’ based bollocks.

[Gray Fox]

I'm sure Sam will be delighted with that 1-1.

[Magic]

There's no way Juve are dropping 4 points. :*****(

[Magic]

Omg Palacio just got referred to as a veteran. My life. :(

[igor_balis]

we're fucking staying up lads

[Dquincy]

Only the Plymouth Argle one would result in neither Livepool or Madrid winning. Fair play.

[Dquincy]

Normally wouldn't look twice at a black woman but that one on the womens final is a cracker.

Does she have a name so I can do some research? Leona? Latoya? Precious? Shanice?

[Magic]

Bologna 1 up. :lol:

[Baz]

Does she have a name so I can do some research? Leona? Latoya? Precious? Shanice?
Presumably Danielle Carter.

[Giggles]

Presumably Danielle Carter.

God no, but a Google search of her gives a related result of Alex Scott. Which is the correct answer.

[Shindig]

Aye, she's alreet.

[Dquincy]

Wouldn't say no, but I prefer the England hockey lass if we're talking female sports stars.

[Dquincy]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/19/01/3744AABD00000578-0-image-a-18_1471565456608.jpg

[Baz]

God no, but a Google search of her gives a related result of Alex Scott. Which is the correct answer.

Oh sorry I thought you meant a current player; I didn't watch it. Yeah Alex Scott is pretty fantastic.

As is Sam Quek.

[Dquincy]

Danielle Carter reminds me of Danny Welbeck. I think it's her smile.

[Magic]

Jesus 1-1 OG and Bologna just hit the post. Tense af

[Magic]

Fuck off Juve.

Douglas Costa will be man of the tournament WC 2018 imo

[Lewis]

Watching live sport in the stadium is more often than not shit, but I bet it would have been good to have been at West Brom when their goal went in (still going down lmao).

[Kikó]

👆

Live sports are infinitely better than watching on a TV.

[Magic]

👆

Live sports are infinitely better than watching on a TV.

Nonsense. I love the live km covered of each player and expected goal ratio stats.

[Lewis]

I can see the appeal of being at something important (whether known beforehand or not), but week-to-week I don't see how it can be. Not in terms of actually watching the match anyway. If manc sean's old signature comes to mind then you're talking about something else entirely.

[Giggles]

There's more to it than just watching the match. Nothing on TV can compare to going to it.

[Waffdon]

Is anyone watching MOTD? How on earth was that a penalty for Watford?

[igor_balis]

Going to watch football as a fan of a team is a million times better than watching it on the telly. Rather than unimportant games making the experience boring, the experience itself makes it important, if that makes sense. For me anyway.

I'm considering getting a season ticket for August if I'm still stuck in Rugby.

[Giggles]

Nyom :D

[Magic]

Going to watch football as a fan of a team is a million times better than watching it on the telly. Rather than unimportant games making the experience boring, the experience itself makes it important, if that makes sense. For me anyway.

I'm considering getting a season ticket for August if I'm still stuck in Rugby.

Still up for that meet? It's a shame Hammer took his own life as we could been a proper losers quartet.

[Giggles]

Still up for that meet? It's a shame Hammer took his own life as we could been a proper losers quartet.

Trio?

[Magic]

Trio?

Me LR and Igie.

[Giggles]

I forgot about LR. He mustn't have hit the ale in a while.

[igor_balis]

Still up for that meet? It's a shame Hammer took his own life as we could been a proper losers quartet.

Absolutely. Assuming we don't stay up :eyemouth:

I have Hammer on facebook so I'm happy to extend the olive branch for a potential meet. Especially as we can crash on his floor after the big game, once he's GHBed us and inserted things into us.

[SincereTheRebel]

Absolutely. Assuming we don't stay up :eyemouth:

I have Hammer on facebook so I'm happy to extend the olive branch for a potential meet. Especially as we can crash on his floor after the big game, once he's GHBed us and *inserted things into us*

Good thing the meet from years ago that i was supposed to attended fell through.

[Giggles]

Absolutely. Assuming we don't stay up :eyemouth:

I have Hammer on facebook so I'm happy to extend the olive branch for a potential meet. Especially as we can crash on his floor after the big game, once he's GHBed us and inserted things into us.

How's he getting on? Likable cunt.