Guys, google's down.

[Shindig]

I'm going to immediately assume my youtube account is at risk from ISIS.

Nevermind, it's back. Am I daft or is there no option to delete threads in this?

[Ian]

Shit, ISIS have got Shinners.

[Magic]

Rip.

[Giggles]

#pray4isis

[Shindig]

Like comment and subscribe.

[Kikó]

Olympus has fallen.

[Raoul Duke]

Thoughts and prayers

[Pepe]

I use Startpage so joke's on them.

[Raoul Duke]

Duck Duck Go is a solid alternative to Google search.

[Pleb]

"Hey guys please like, comment and subscribe so that I can give you more vids and more google."

Does that sound about right?

[Magic]

Duck Duck Go is a solid alternative to Google search.

It's Duck Duck Goose you out of touch cretin.

[Raoul Duke]

Pipe down, you spastic

[Giggles]

Google or nothing. There are no decent alternatives.

[Kikó]

I use duck duck go as well.

[Giggles]

That'll stop Google emptying your bank account and following you home at least.

[Magic]

I use duck duck go as well.

Oh of course you do.

[Kikó]

I've got 7 2gb folders that Google know about me. About equal to Lewis's database.

[Lewis]

I'm more arsed about YouTube recommending me a load of wank then whatever Facebook does with its knowledge. You watch one Ben Shapiro clip and suddenly you're pegged as somebody who uses him DESTROYING people for sustenance. All Google does is try to sell me lawnmowers six months after I looked up how much those gay little robot ones cost.

[Boydy]

I miss Conspiracy Kiko.

[Lewis]

'I had to leave him behind for my new (((job))).'

[Baz]

Bing pays you to search. Desperate or what.

I use Google.

[Mike]

If Bing can’t even get ‘Anything for a quick buck’ Baz to use them, then they’ve no chance.

[Pleb]

Has anyone asked Jeeves yet?