Carabao Cup Final - 1630 KO

[Magic]

Think this should have it's own thread as well as every other major final.

Everyone watching?

[Giggles]

Not even a minute of it.

City and Arsenal is it?

[Pleb]

Keep it in the weekend thread otherwise Reg will have a massive seethe.

[Reg]

WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?

I don't mind.

Thank Jebus it's on Sky. A final can be ruined by Martin Keown's presence and Steve McManaman's is only slightly better.

[Lewis]

Not even a minute of it.

City and Arsenal is it?

I had a dream last night that TTH was out for St. Patrick's day, and you, looking like your avatar and speaking like Frank Carson, were in a right mood because the doctor said you couldn't drink and you had a cone on round your neck like a dog.

[mo]

We've just gone back to Sky but am too budget for Sports channels. Might watch 'Hard Times: Fernando Ricksen' instead.

[Magic]

:popcorn:

Fuck Jamie Redknapp. Thick cunt.

[Mike]

Hope this is good.

[Waffdon]

I can see Arsenal winning this. Danilo is fear central and lack of width without Sterling.

[Magic]

Prediction. Auba hatrick and a two year contract for Wengy.

Probably a suffocating 1-0 City win.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

4-0 City win.

Chambers to be shafted again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thought that was a lol miss but Walker did well there.

[Pleb]

Has VAR been used yet?

[Waffdon]

Aguero is probably their best ever player.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mustafi :D

[Lewis]

That is the shittest goal Arsenal have ever conceded.

[Magic]

Jesus. 4-0 it is then.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Gary Neville properly going after Mustafi. Didn't he manage him at Valencia?

[Magic]

He's German? That's the sort of cowardice you see from Arabs so I'm surprised to learn that.

That said Kroos is also a massive wet tissue.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

They wouldn't be able to make it as kickboxers.

[Magic]

You're no Disco.

[Pleb]

That has to be the lollest route one goal I've ever seen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wilshere is a nonce.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jack Wilshere is only interested in going down to try and get people carded.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Has Wilshere signed a contract yet? Chelsea should be entering the market for him if not.

[Giggles]

I had a dream last night that TTH was out for St. Patrick's day, and you, looking like your avatar and speaking like Frank Carson, were in a right mood because the doctor said you couldn't drink and you had a cone on round your neck like a dog.

Frank was as Irish as Didier Drogba.

[Giggles]

Might actually watch a bit now. Just got in and didn't realise it was on so late. It's that a new thing?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bravo is an absolute bomb scare.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is a true goalkeeping masterclass.

[Magic]

What the fuck is wrong with goalkeepers these days.

[Magic]

This defending. :sick:

[-james-]

This is comical. Someone is going to embarrass themselves.

[Jimmy Floyd]

They're not bad goalkeepers, they're South American goalkeepers. Not a single cold blooded individual on the continent.

[Magic]

LOL.

Sorry, but LOL.

[Lewis]

At least this guarantees Arsenal winning the UEFA Cup.

[Magic]

They're not bad goalkeepers, they're South American goalkeepers. Not a single cold blooded individual on the continent.

Did you hear about the game Vitoria and Bahia? Amazing scenes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

41 injuries at Man City for Kompany, Jesus.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's a serious point about which nations repeatedly produce good goalkeepers and which do not. Poland is a good example, their goalkeeper production line is far better than outfield. Denmark too, USA, Sweden, probably Russia over the course of history. These are all cold countries in winter. No silky number tens there who can pick their spot against slow and static defences, as worshipped in Latin America.

[Lewis]

At least this guarantees Arsenal winning the UEFA Cup.

Sorry. Guarantees Arsene Wenger wins the UEFA Cup.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Gary Neville has been on top form today.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Arsenal - the club - going under here.

[Magic]

Pathetic from Arsenal but great from City. As much desire on show as skill.

[-james-]

Neville. :lol:

[Waffdon]

Kids crying at the football. What it’s all about.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I can't work out if this is a bitter-about-City seethe from Gaz Nev, or he just hates Arsenal.

[Magic]

He's having a fair old go. DISGRACE.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/hwqLgaF.png?1

I could do with an Arsenal goal and a Xhaka card.

Only chance of the Arsenal goal is if Bravo chucks one in though.

[Jimmy Floyd]

In hindsight, was probably a good idea to lose the semi-final and avoid this shoeing.

[Lewis]

Kids crying at the football. What it’s all about.

The fact he was RANTING as it showed the kid in bits made it even funnier.

[Magic]

The fact he was RANTING as it showed the kid in bits made it even funnier.

I laughed.

"This is what you've caused, Ramsey, DISGRACE"

[Lewis]

That said, we all knew Arsenal are a bunch of fannies, so he's probably going a bit overboard because he was still backing Arsene Wenger until probably this afternoon.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He's still going. It's Gary Neville, so there must be a political side to it/he knows exactly what he's doing.

SPINELESS

[Giggles]

Not really worth putting on, it's like a training game at this stage.

Is that WENGER OUT then?

[Magic]

I'd like someone to make an autotune song of G Nev's digs at Arsenal in this match alone.

[-james-]

Yet to see Aubameyang win a sprint in England.

[SincereTheRebel]

This three at the back for arsenal has been awful. They seem to play a different formation every time ive watched them. For the millionth time , how is jack wilshere their best player from an awful team performance performance.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Yet to see Aubameyang win a sprint in England.

He, Micky and Ozil are all write-offs. When Wenger goes it'll need a complete rebuild and it could well take years and years.

[Reg]

This three at the back for arsenal has been awful. They seem to play a different formation every time ive watched them. For the millionth time , how is jack wilshere their best player from an awful team performance performance.
I'm not sure Wilshere has been any better than the rest of them. Well, Mustafi maybe.

[Magic]

Lol just seen the next game for these clubs is a repeat of this.

[Adramelch]

Lol just seen the next game for these clubs is a repeat of this.

It was this weekend's game that got postponed for the final actually.

[Panda Bear]

I finally began to give up on Arsenal after Gallas sat down on the field and pouted after drawing with Birmingham.

When van Persie left in 2012, Arsenal became fully gormless (outside of Rosicky when fit, which was never).

Just weak mentally.

[Magic]

So City pay a black guy with loads of chains to roam about with a GoPro?

[Jimmy Floyd]

So City pay a black guy with loads of chains to roam about with a GoPro?

They're doing a doc aren't they? Or propaganda.

[Giggles]

Must be the Amazon dude.

[Magic]

I bet he's paid thousands a week. :(

[Lewis]

Lol just seen the next game for these clubs is a repeat of this.

They will win 2-1 and tag Gary Neville in a dressing room selfie.

[SincereTheRebel]

I seem to remember england conceding a goal direct from a goal kick against the germans. Shearer was doing the commentary that day and he went ape shit.

Arsenal were spineless. I understand it was only for a bronze trophy but a final is a final. The players may not care enough but the real fans and supporters do.

[Shindig]

The collective seethe when he wins the Europa League will be impressive.

[SincereTheRebel]

I don't think they will win it. Surprised if they get to the final. Arsenal have done well over the past few years in the finals they have reached, but they need a change. Diego Simone at all costs.