Your Favourite Quotes

[Spammer]

Timed to get cultured, you cunts.


"Our life is an apprenticeship to the truth that around every circle another can be drawn; that there is no end in nature, but every end is a beginning; that there is always another dawn risen on mid-noon, and under every deep a lower deep opens." Ralph Waldo Emerson

CULTURED AS FUCK M8

What quotes do you like?

[Disco]

Waldo is an inherently silly name.

[Giggles]

Once you hit 40 never pass a toilet, waste a horn, or trust a fart.

[randomlegend]

My surname is also Emerson.

[phonics]

pee is stored in the balls

[McAvennie]

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, and I must be prepared to make my own luck

[igor_balis]

My fave, from graffiti on the indoor bowls club near my house, circa-2003:

"Skaters live and skaters die but in the end we all get high, so if in life you don't succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed." word

[Baz]

Hopefully this becomes a best/worst graffiti you’ve seen thread.

Saw an incomprehensibly dumb racist one at Alton Towers, etched into one of the wooden rails where you queue up. Pakis shud go back 2 India.
:doh:

[SincereTheRebel]

The women who claims she knows nothing, knows everything.

[Boydy]

Hopefully this becomes a best/worst graffiti you’ve seen thread.

Saw an incomprehensibly dumb racist one at Alton Towers, etched into one of the wooden rails where you queue up. Pakis shud go back 2 India.
:doh:

Maybe it was a political point about reunifying Pakistan and India?

[wullie]

I think the actual quote is lost to the sands of time, but Chinny naming Bamster as his favourite pornstar.

[Shindig]

Scott's diary always jumps to the front of my mind. Sod inspiration.

"Great God! this is an awful place and terrible enough for us to have laboured to it without the reward of priority." - Upon reaching the pole.

"Had we lived, I should have had a tale to tell of the hardihood, endurance, and courage of my companions which would have stirred the heart of every Englishman. These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale, but surely, surely, a great rich country like ours will see that those who are dependent on us are properly provided for. For God's sake, look after our people." - Scott's last entry.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here...but stardust

[Ian]

Forgiveness is divine but don't pay full price for late pizza.

[hfswjyr]

At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here...but stardust

Legend.

[Clunge]

“Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.”

[Spammer]

“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.”
― James Crumley