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Smiffy
15-02-2018, 04:56 PM
https://youtu.be/De7XI55p5Z4

Enjoy.

Episode #1.
John
15-02-2018, 04:58 PM
Oh for fuck sake.
AyDee
15-02-2018, 05:04 PM
Outstanding.
Mike
15-02-2018, 05:08 PM
You've filmed it with your camera the wrong way. :doh:
niko_cee
15-02-2018, 05:40 PM
Is that Jus as in the effete sauce?
Magic
15-02-2018, 05:42 PM
Cool. How did you explain that to whoever was filming?
Baz
15-02-2018, 05:52 PM
Is that Jus as in the effete sauce?

https://www.ocado.com/productImages/144/14407011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=73d5cc3c4c389f04 06ee77b5a4a607bf
Disco
15-02-2018, 05:58 PM
Fucking vertical filming, get out.
Jimmy Floyd
15-02-2018, 06:18 PM
Having watched the full video, the cinematography is the least of his problems.
Baz
15-02-2018, 06:21 PM
Having watched the full video, the cinematography is the least of his problems.Haha, whys that? I’d love a full and serious critique.
Lewis
15-02-2018, 06:27 PM
He's on about his hairline.
Clunge
15-02-2018, 06:35 PM
Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.
Jimmy Floyd
15-02-2018, 06:36 PM
Haha, whys that? I’d love a full and serious critique.

Well we can start with the fact he's beating eggs in a dog bowl and the sound of the fork against the bottom makes my ears want to detach from my head.

I'll give him his props though, the final omelette looks far nicer than anything he did in the cooking process deserved. It's a results business.
John
15-02-2018, 06:38 PM
Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.

Gary Rhodes? :D Has he been on television this century?
Jimmy Floyd
15-02-2018, 06:42 PM
I googled Rhodes the other week, turns out he sold out for petrodollars some time ago.
Samadini
15-02-2018, 06:44 PM
Surely you just shave the island off at this point?
Smiffy
15-02-2018, 07:03 PM
It's part one of a ten part viewing.

I'll make sure camera is turned next time. Quite a few inside jokes which probably don't translate well on here.
Adamski
15-02-2018, 07:05 PM
Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.

Oh yes, that was loads better than looking at Rachel Khoo.
Mike
15-02-2018, 07:22 PM
It's part one of a ten part viewing.

I'll make sure camera is turned next time. Quite a few inside jokes which probably don't translate well on here.

Tidy as you go.
John
15-02-2018, 07:27 PM
Who are the 'inside jokes' for if they're not playing well here?
Smiffy
15-02-2018, 07:30 PM
Tidy as you go.

That's the plan. I've just bought the powerdirector thing which will help.

I got a Samsung S8+ now so I reckon I could do something better. It was purely spur of the moment.

Inside jokes are for the people I work with John. Specifically the cleaning up bit.
Kikó
15-02-2018, 07:30 PM
How's the skag treating you Tim?
Smiffy
15-02-2018, 07:36 PM
Peachy.
randomlegend
15-02-2018, 07:59 PM
Nigel Slater is ace.
Yevrah
15-02-2018, 08:14 PM
I don't even....
Jimmy Floyd
15-02-2018, 08:24 PM
Nigel Slater is ace.

Understatement imo.
Magic
15-02-2018, 08:25 PM
That's the plan. I've just bought the powerdirector thing which will help.

I got a Samsung S8+ now so I reckon I could do something better. It was purely spur of the moment.

Inside jokes are for the people I work with John. Specifically the cleaning up bit.

What the...

Making a video for a forum and putting inside jokes in it that only people who will never see it will get?

:D
Disco
15-02-2018, 08:29 PM
They can't possibly have the internet too.
Disco
15-02-2018, 08:30 PM
Nigel Slater is ace.

Until you buy one of his books and instead of genteel recipe advice you get stories and him being jizzed on the woods.
Magic
15-02-2018, 08:33 PM
They can't possibly have the internet too.

Of course they don't. And if they do they'd only watch BritainFirst Facebook videos.
randomlegend
15-02-2018, 08:37 PM
Until you buy one of his books and instead of genteel recipe advice you get stories and him being jizzed on the woods.

Best bits.
Adamski
15-02-2018, 09:32 PM
Expecting the big finale of episode 10 to be a spitroast of Giggles tbh.
Disco
15-02-2018, 09:34 PM
Episode two will be from his back garden.
Pleb
15-02-2018, 10:14 PM
Archive material this.
Sir Andy Mahowry
15-02-2018, 10:19 PM
I can't wait to see how advanced we go.

Today, I'm making a chip butty...
Jimmy Floyd
15-02-2018, 10:30 PM
Has he not worked in kitchens before? By the second series I'm expecting at the very least something worthy of the opening round of Masterchef - the Professionals.
Shindig
15-02-2018, 10:30 PM
"Paul Hollywood's Toast."
SvN
15-02-2018, 11:14 PM
That deleted post by Smiffy :D

Kiko can see that, you know Smiff.
Pleb
15-02-2018, 11:18 PM
He's SEETHING!!!
Magic
15-02-2018, 11:24 PM
Fuck post it John ffs.

Or SvN. Or anyone.
John
15-02-2018, 11:51 PM
That deleted post by Smiffy :D

Kiko can see that, you know Smiff.

I wasn't going to mention that, but I lolled for a good minute at it. It's a corker.
Sir Andy Mahowry
15-02-2018, 11:53 PM
Post it ffs.
neo_hippy
16-02-2018, 06:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw
niko_cee
16-02-2018, 08:00 AM
Post it ffs.

It was some nonsensical raving about his [Dawson's] wife.
Kikó
16-02-2018, 08:11 AM
It's a great seethe which is all the better as it barely makes sense.
Mazuuurk
16-02-2018, 08:20 AM
Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.

You shut the fuck up about Rachel Khoo :drool:
Clunge
16-02-2018, 12:24 PM
She’s just so fucking annoying and twee. Ergh. Can’t stand twee.